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The spring water flows down from the high mountains and flows here, forming a pool that clarifies the water.

Lan Fengtian lifted Hu Tiehua to the edge of the pool, and Hu Tiehua seemed to guess something: "Maple leaf, you want to ...... Yes! ”。 Before he finished speaking, he was pushed down by Lan Feng.

Lan Feng didn't look at him, took out a jade bottle, opened the lid, and poured the crystal blue liquid into the pool, and then the water surface shimmered with blue starlight, and the fascinating fragrance of flowers attracted colorful butterflies.

At this time, Chu Liuxiang and a little red also followed, and when they saw Lan Feng's eyes, they naturally lifted Hu Tiehua and asked him to lean against the edge of the pool.

Hu Tiehua coughed, took a big breath, looked at Lan Feng and said, "Maple Leaf, I won't dare to provoke you next time, you will be even darker!" ”。

Lan Feng took off his veil and looked at Hu Tiehua, his eyes sharpened, and Hu Tiehua closed his mouth.

Lan Feng leaned against a little red and sat on the big bluestone by the pool, and Chu Liuxiang was pillowed on her lap, looking very comfortable and happy.

And Hu Tiehua was neatly dressed in the flowery clothes, soaking in the clear pool water with blue starlight, they insisted on this method to unravel the medicinal power, and he didn't even have a chance to object.

He only looked at Chu Liuxiang, staring at Chu Liuxiang like a rooster for a long time, and suddenly sighed long: "You are really good, you are really amazing, not only handsome and chic, but also extremely smart, a great genius like you, you can't find a second one in the sky and the earth." The more he spoke, the louder he became: "If you think that you are nothing more than the second greatest person in the world, absolutely no one will dare to admit that you are the first." ”

Chu Liuxiang kissed Lan Feng's hair and said, "I like to listen to this kind of thing, you'd better say a few more words." ”

A little red looked at Hu Tiehua, not knowing what he was going to do!

Sure enough, Hu Tiehua continued: "Of course I will say it, but it's a pity that I'm not talking about you." ”

Chu Liuxiang asked rhetorically, "Not me?" Who is it? Maple? Old red? ”

"It's me." Hu Tiehua said: "I'm talking about myself, because I'm so smart and great, I can't help but admire myself." ”

When Chu Liuxiang was lying down, few people could make him stand up, especially when he was lying on Lan Feng's leaning legs, but now he jumped up all of a sudden, looking at Hu Tiehua as if he had seen a ghost.

Chu Liuxiang confirmed and said, "Are you saying that you admire yourself very much?" Did I hear it wrong? ”

"No, you heard it right." Hu Tiehua said: "Your ears are not as bad as your nose, how can you hear it wrong!" ”

Chu Liuxiang looked at him and said: "I rescued you in that kind of fatal situation, and even others admired me so much, instead of being grateful to me or admiring me, you desperately put gold on your face." Chu Liuxiang shook his head and sighed! I can't help but admire that. ”

Lan Feng tilted his head and moved, finding a comfortable position in a little red arms, looking at the farce in front of him.

A little red hugged Lan Feng and looked at them quietly.

"Of course you have to admire me." Hu Tiehua said solemnly: "Without me, how can you save me?" ”

Chu Liuxiang was stunned.

He had always known that Hu Tiehua's face was very thick, but he still couldn't imagine that it was so thick.

But Hu Tiehua also has Hu Tiehua's reasoning.

"We're old friends, we're getting old, I ask you, how many times do you see I've taken a shower?"

"It doesn't seem like a few times." Chu Liuxiang searched in her memory: "It seems that there are only three or four times." ”

"Is it difficult for me to take a shower?"

"It's not that difficult, it's just a little more difficult than asking a dog not to eat."

"What if you don't want to drink?"

"That's really hard." Chu Liuxiang sighed: "That's more difficult than asking you not to touch a woman." ”

"There is so much good wine and so many beautiful women in that kennel, but when you see me, I am very sober and cleaner than when you were born, even if it is a pig, you should see that something is wrong." Hu Tiehua grinned and smiled at Chu Liuxiang: "What's more, you are at least a little smarter than a pig." ”

Chu Liuxiang was speechless.

He suddenly found that Hu Tiehua was indeed reasonable, very reasonable.

The only question is, "How could a great genius like you be restrained by four little girls?" ”

Hu Tiehua's answer was more than that.

"It's just because they're four little girls that I'm restrained by them." Hu Tiehua said: "If the four old men want to restrain me, don't talk about it." ”

"Reasonable."

"When I meet four girls like that, even if I know that there is medicine in the wine they give me, I will drink it." Hu Tiehua smiled bitterly.

"It's a pity that after drinking it, I don't have any strength at all."

"How can you go back to that kennel in that situation?"

"Of course I want them to send me there."

"Why are they willing to send you?"

"Because of you."

Hu Tiehua said very simply: "I can see that they are also looking for you, but unfortunately they can't find you." So I simply taught them this method. ”

"What's the method?"

"How to trick a dog into a kennel."

Chu Liuxiang smiled bitterly: "Now I know that you are really a good friend, and your ability to drag people into the water is the best in the world." ”

"I don't drag you into the water, who does it drag into the water? If you don't come to save me, who will save me? Hu Tiehua's eyes widened, and she looked completely arrogant: "What's more, I did this to make you happy." ”

"To make me happy?" Chu Liuxiang didn't understand: "What do I have to be happy about?" ”

"Aren't you happy to be able to save such a good friend as me from someone else's hands?" Hu Tiehua said eloquently: "If I hadn't done that, how would you have found a kennel?" How can you get me out? ”

Chu Liuxiang touched her nose and thought about it for a long time, and finally couldn't help but admit it: "It makes sense." He sighed, "Why does everything you say seem to make sense?" ”

Lan Fengtian was already overjoyed, and he couldn't help but laugh at a little red.

Chu Liuxiang suddenly asked Hu Tiehua again: "Have you ever thought that they may not have any ill will towards you like this, they just want to recruit you back to be your son-in-law." ”

Lan Feng answered this question for Hu Tiehua: "He must have thought of it, there are few people in the world who can compare to the drunken butterfly with the ability of self-absorption." ”

"I don't have to be self-absorbed." Hu Tiehua said: "A talent like me, handsome and smart, brave and mature, is originally their favorite man of the yellow-haired girl, as long as I am willing to use a little means, it is strange that they are not fascinated by me." ”

Chu Liuxiang: "Why can't you go and kill them yourself?" Why should I save you? ”

"Because I don't have time to play this game with them right now." Hu Tiehua's expression suddenly became mysterious and serious: "There is a big thing waiting for me to do now, and I have to do it, otherwise the world will be in chaos, and I don't know how many people in the rivers and lakes will die because of this." ”

He said exactly as if it were true, and the three of them stared at him for a long time, and they couldn't see that he was joking at all.