1. One day, Xia Shang was training in the army and suddenly received a call from Tian Yuan.

As soon as Tian Yuan opened his mouth, he said that the child would open his mouth to call people.

Xia Shang was overjoyed and hurriedly asked, "Yu Ze was the first to shout Dad?" Or Mom? ”

On the phone, Tian Yuan was full of grief and indignation, "It's neither." ”

"That's grandpa? Grandmother? Xia Shang guessed.

"Not really." Tian Yuan responded again.

Xia Shang didn't give up and continued to guess, "Grandma? ”

"No," Tian Yuan wanted to cry without tears, "The baby shouted uncle to Xia Jian today!" ”

Xia Shang: ""

It seems that when he was not at home, Xia Jian also "taught Xia Yuze" who began to babble!

2, one day, Ning Yueling, Tian Lu, Huang Xiuzhu and several married women got together, I don't know who suddenly talked about how her husband chased her own family, Tian Yuan suddenly realized that she and Xia Shang seemed to have been chasing Xia Shang all along, so when she went home, there was the following conversation.

"Husband~ We have been married for so long, except for you who did a romantic thing before the wedding, it seems that you have not taken the initiative to pursue me."

Xia Shang raised his eyebrows, and suddenly had a premonition that it was not good.

"You see, Xia Jian also chased Ning Yueling, and what he chased was called an earth-shattering one, and Brother Xu chased Huang Xiuzhu by all means, even Lulu and Jiang Jun, although Lulu took the initiative at the beginning, Jiang Jun also did a lot of things to pursue Lulu, so what about me?"

Xia Shang nodded and did not express any opinions.

This is the difference between men and women, women, careful, everything big and small things will be remembered in their hearts, what about men, they are more coarse.

"Xia Shang, why don't you chase me again when we fall in love again?"

Xia Shang tilted his head and thought for a few seconds, nodded in agreement, immediately got up, pulled his dear wife out of the door, and came to the community garden.

"Yuanyuan, then you start running, I'll give you thirty seconds, I'll count thirty seconds, I'll start running again, don't worry, I will definitely catch up with you."

"Tian Yuan is embarrassed.

3, in other words, Xia Yuze will reach the age of kindergarten in a blink of an eye, and the children who go to kindergarten have exactly the same trouble, that is, they have to start learning to write their own names.

Every time he looked at other children's two-word names, he was sad.

One day, he asked Xia Jianyi, who helped him come up with this name in the first place? Why do they have to live with a newborn child? actually gave a three-word name instead of two words, even if it was Xia Yi.

At this time, Xia Jian always told Xia Yuze with an expression that I also felt the same way, "Of course the name is set by your parents, they can't get along with you!" I could have chosen a two-word name, Eve, how nice it sounds! ”

After thinking for a few seconds, Xia Yuze looked disgusted, "No wonder my mother always asks me to ignore you, Xia Jianyi, I won't pay attention to you in the future!" I'd rather write Xia Yuze's three-word name than call it Eve! ”

4, when Xia Yuze was five years old, Xu Niuniu, who was a few months older than him, had already become a symbol of the little Lori, so Xiao Xiaoning and Xia Yuze The two brothers fought a little every day for who was Xiao Loli's boyfriend, and a big fight every three days.

Later, the two brothers discussed and decided to let Niuniu choose her own boyfriend, so the next day both of them took out the most beautiful and solemn high-end handmade suit in the wardrobe and put it on.

Xiao Xiaoning gave Niuniu two pieces of candy and said, "Niuniu, as long as you are my girlfriend, I will give you these two pieces of candy, even the three in my pocket." ”

Xu Niuniu, who has never been allowed to eat sugar, was moved.

At this time, Xia Yuze said seriously, "Xu Niuniu, if you dare to be his boyfriend, I will tell your mother that you eat candy!" But if you're my girlfriend, I'll give you a milk pudding made by my mom! One a day! It's all for you! ”

It is conceivable that Xia Yuze won.

Come to think of it, Xia Jianyi's treachery has not been fully passed on to his son, but Xia Yuze, this character is a little crooked, since he was a child, he has known that Lu Dao uses tactics, coercion and temptation!

PS: Tears, I got up early this morning and went to the countryside to celebrate my ten-year-old cousin's birthday, and I didn't get home until late, so, just this one, I'll continue to update it as soon as possible tomorrow~~~~ I'm sorry~ Dear dear!