476. Soaring Ratings (3/5)
As the camera moved, all the viewers were happy when they saw who the two people in security uniforms on the screen were.
Ning Hao, Huang Bo!! It turned out to be these two living treasures.
At this time, one of the two people was crookedly wearing a hat, and the other was holding a toothpick, so Haode did not wear a security uniform, but put it on his body, posing as a boss in black clothes, but he looked more like a second-rate person who did not do his job.
"Hey, look at that." As soon as Huang Bo opened his mouth, he had a pure Ludong accent, and many people felt more cordial when they heard this, and the laughter kept ringing out.
"Newspapers, are you blind?" Ning Hao shook the newspaper mercilessly, and looked at Huang Bo with slanted eyes and disdain.
"I don't know it's a newspaper yet, so I'll ask you what the news is."
"What else to watch, of course it's the Golden Rooster Award, my mother loves to watch this, I'll memorize it now and go back to her and tell it." Ning Hao replied as a matter of course.
"Golden Rooster Award?" Huang Bo's face was disdainful, and he said: "It's smelly, and it's ......."
Not only did the audience burst into laughter, but even the guests couldn't help but cover their mouths, Huang Bo zuihou's ridicule is the most comment on the previous Golden Rooster Awards in today's public comments, saying that this award ceremony is dull and abnormal, smelly and long, at this time, Huang Bo took it out and said it generously at the Golden Rooster Award ceremony, it was surprisingly funny, and the audience who was drinking water even accidentally choked themselves, but just like that, they still coughed and laughed.
Just when Ning Hao was about to refute, suddenly the alarm in the entire monitoring room sounded loudly, and then a scene familiar to the audience appeared, and the four big words 'golden alert' appeared again, but this time it was not the big screen in front of him, but every small screen on the monitor in the video.
This time, the audience was even more curious. What exactly is a 'Golden Alert'?
Then the film quickly gave the answer.
"Quick, fast...... The security guard called, and the trophy and the list of winners of the Golden Rooster Award were stolen! Ning Hao looked flustered and stumbled.
"Okay, what's the security number? 250? 2… 5… No, we're security guards! Huang Bo also panicked and held his mobile phone and pressed the number in a panic. Zuihou reacted that the two of them were security guards.
Looking at the two foreign-looking security guards, laughter rang out again, and many people held their stomachs to watch Huang Bo and Ning Hao play treasures, and the tension caused by the 'Golden Alert' had long since disappeared.
Later, in a series of pursuits, the person who stole the list and the trophy still escaped, and then the scene turned to a shooting scene.
And the audience also made an earth-shattering cry at the right time.
weishenme!?
Because the two people who appeared in the picture were the two heroes and heroines in the previous hit movie, Liu Shishi and the article. And the director on the set is even more big-name, it is Chen Kaige who is sitting next to Ye Sumang at the moment.
However, at this moment, Chen Kaige combed a big back, wore a pair of sunglasses, and hung a name tag on his chest, with the 'King of Sunglasses' obliquely on it.
Even Chen Kaige was happy, thinking that when he first made this film, he laughed for a long time when he heard Ye Sumang's request. It's really a joy to be able to tease an old opponent in this way.
"Attention departments. The actors are in place, zuihou is a show, and it will be finished after that! With a big belly, Chen Kaige shouted with his hands behind his back and a very arrogant look.
The two actors in the venue, Liu Shishi and the article, nodded very obediently.
"Let's shoot!" With a wave of his hand, the camera turns. At this moment, Liu Shishi, who was about to open his eyes, and the mobile phones in the pocket of the article suddenly rang.
When I opened it, it was actually displayed with the four words 'Golden Alert', and then there was the content of the task, and the two looked at each other. Qi Qi began to take off his costume and walked towards the outside of the set.
"What are you two doing, there's no such thing in the script."
"Director, we have something urgent, let's not shoot it yet!"
"Okay, you're playing big names in front of me." Chen Kaige's sunglasses were crooked, and he didn't know where he really took out a big deck of playing cards, threw them all into the sky in the audience's burst of laughter, and then roared: "I'm going to ban you!! ”
This time the awards ceremony is even more joyful, everyone is discussing who wrote the script and who filmed it, it is really talented, and even a certain blocking incident by a director was used earlier.
At this moment, Liu Shishi and the article, who ignored Chen Kaige's roar, had already boarded a camouflage off-road vehicle, and both of them had changed into black suits, and they were still fiddling with firearms in their hands, but the discerning person found that the filling was actually BB bullets, and I really don't know if this thing can work.
"Oops, no, my stomach hurts from laughing." A reporter who laughed from beginning to end couldn't care about the camera he regarded as famous, and couldn't stop laughing while holding his stomach.
The one next to him was not much better, his eyes were red, and he was obviously laughing with tears, and his breathless appearance made people think it was a serious illness at first glance.
And the originally dull scene did not have that atmosphere at the moment, but was full of joy.
In the broadcast room, the director, who was still sweating, was already excited to make a mess with the employees at the moment, and the real-time ratings show that the live broadcast has broken 2 at present, you must know that the previous record of the Golden Rooster Award was only hovering around 1, especially after two minutes of this funny video, the ratings are growing rapidly, and now it seems that as long as you work hard, breaking 3 is not a problem, how can this not make this group of staff excited?
What are they for? Isn't that the rating?
"Don't say it, let Ye Sumang do it like this, the Golden Rooster Award is really new." During the celebration, a staff member couldn't help but admire.
"yes." An assistant director also nodded, thinking of Ye Sumang, who had arranged all this, everyone had a sense of admiration in their hearts, daring to break the convention, and still achieving such a good result, Ye Sumang has become a person who thinks he is brave and full of wisdom in their eyes.
The film continues.
After experiencing Bollywood, which is not Hollywood, and there are some funny scenes, the two people followed the clues and finally came to Suzhou and Hangzhou City, and the destination of the two people's trip to Zuihou turned out to be the award ceremony of the Golden Rooster Awards.
Soon they finally found the main messenger in some hilarious and funny things, and surprisingly, this person turned out to be Ye Sumang!!
"Hand over the trophy and the list of winners." Liu Shishi glared and said.
"I don't!" Ye Sumang hugged the box tightly and did not back down.
"To pay or not to pay?" The article took a step forward to grab the box, but was dodged by Ye Sumang.
"You guys are playing with your life, you know?" Ye Sumang dodged the article, and when he saw that the two of them were about to make a move, he suddenly sneered, put down the box, and then put on a starting gesture of Xingyi Fist.
There was also a cry at the scene, isn't this Ye Jianqiu's classic move in "The Grandmaster", it seems that it really has a different taste at this time, and many people have begun to imagine how Ye Sumang will beat Wang Xiaobei and Huang Xiaoxian for a while.
And Liu Shishi and the article obviously saw the pressure that the other party gave them, and swallowed their saliva.
"You're ......"
"Grandmaster Ye Jianqiu?"
"You have a vision!" The corners of Ye Sumang's mouth crossed a smug expression, and he answered.
Just as he was talking, Liu Shishi's originally somewhat cowering appearance suddenly changed, and then in the audience's exclamations, he put on a gossip palm starting style, and the article was very dog-legged I don't know where to find a fur collar coat, which is eight points similar to the one worn by Zhou Xun in the movie, obviously Liu Shishi officially plays the role of the second girl in the palace.
Seeing this scene, many viewers couldn't help but applaud while being happy.
It's a pity that this year's Golden Rooster Awards doesn't have "The Grandmaster", but with this clip at the moment, it can more or less make up for the regret in the audience's hearts.
However, the subsequent development was beyond everyone's expectations.
Under the stunned gaze of the audience, Ye Sumang was taken down after just two gestures, and his force value was far from Ye Jianqiu's, and even Wang Xiaobei could bully him.
"Don't slap your face, I'm still eating on this! Oops~~o_O" Ye Sumang's roar made the audience's laughter reach the climax, it was so interesting, this short film was so interesting, there was no urine spot in the whole process, so that the audience laughed from beginning to end.
However, just after Liu Shishi and the article checked everything and left with the box, Ye Sumang, who had fallen to the ground with a bunch of panda eyes, suddenly smiled weirdly and turned out another box from under the table, and the film also came to an abrupt end with the exclamations of all the audience.
"What's the matter, which box is real?"
"yes, why didn't you explain."
"Didn't you see it, Zuihou Ye Sumang's smile, and the box he turned out, are sure that Ye Sumang is real."
"But the one he protected so much before was fake? Didn't Shishi check the box too......"
The audience fell into a burst of discussion because of this short film, and at this moment, the lights on the scene gradually turned on, and the audience, who had been discussing enthusiastically, suddenly stopped their voices after looking at the stage, because on the stage, I don't know when Ye Sumang was already standing in the center with a box.
"The list of Golden Rooster Awards finally fell into my hands." The first thing Ye Sumang said when he opened his mouth, and a daxiao sound suddenly sounded at the scene, and some people even asked loudly where the dark circles were gone.
Ye Sumang pressed his hand in laughter, and waited for everyone to gradually quiet down before replying, "Someone wants to see my jokes?" I still have dark circles under my eyes, I don't know if I have a makeup artist, I have already touched it. ”
hahahaha......ha
After the laughter, Ye Sumang handed the box to the host who had already walked to the front of the stage, and walked off the stage amid the cheers of the audience, while Ni Ping carried the box and showed it to all the audience, and then returned to the center of the stage and picked up the microphone. (To be continued......)