Chapter 942: Attending Your Own Funeral

After Gu Shijia gave the men's clothes she bought to Lin Tian, she took the ugly tumbler back to her room.

Even though it was very ugly, Gu Shijia still liked it with all her heart, this was the first gift Lin Tian gave her.

Just when she was playing seriously, the mobile phone rang, and it was actually a call from her old man.

"Grandpa, what's the matter?" Gu Shijia asked softly. In the Gu family, the only person she respects is her grandfather, and the others are the ones who have hurt her and made her heartbroken......

"Shijia, why don't you come home to see me when you come back." Old Man Gu said with a smile.

"Grandpa, I'm sorry, I've been a little busy lately, and I only returned to Yanjing last night...... Well, I'll go back to see you in the evening. ”

"Forget it, I know you're busy, so you don't have to take time to come back, but do you have time tomorrow?" Old Man Gu said: "There is a very important thing that requires you to come forward in person. ”

"What's the matter?" Gu Shijia frowned, feeling that her grandfather was speaking a little strangely this time, and hurriedly asked, "Is there something big?" ”

"It's not a big deal...... It's the Lin family of the small family tomorrow to hold Lin Tian's funeral, just now the old man Lin informed us to participate, but I have already passed on the position of the head of the family to you, and my body is not refreshing, so you can work hard and do it for you. Old Man Gu said.

Funeral? Hearing these two words, Gu Shijia almost couldn't help laughing, Lin Tian was still alive in his apartment, and Old Man Lin actually held a funeral for him.

"Okay, I'll go tomorrow." Gu Shijia readily agreed.

After hanging up. Gu Shijia ran downstairs quickly, and said with a smile: "Lin Shao, your funeral will be held at the Lin family tomorrow." Do you want to participate? ”

Lin Tian was slightly stunned, then a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, and said, "Go to your own funeral?" ”

"That's right." Gu Shijia explained: "Tomorrow Old Man Lin is going to hold a funeral for you, and it seems that many people have been invited to attend...... Do you want to participate? ”

Lin Tian couldn't understand why the old man did this, and what was the meaning.

After thinking for a while, he smiled: "Okay." Just go, I've never been to my own funeral. ”

"However......" Gu Shijia was even more worried than Lin Tian, and said, "If you go like this." If someone finds out, it's a problem. ”

Lin Tianshen nodded appreciatively and said, "This is a trouble, but I can use the disguise technique, and I will definitely not be discovered by others." ”

When stealing in the cultivation realm. Except for the straightforward infiltration. Lin Tian will also disguise himself as various people, so that he can achieve the purpose of stealing.

Therefore, the disguise technique is one of the necessary skills at home to do his job.

Poof, Gu Shijia couldn't help laughing and said, "What disguise technique?" Isn't it just a pinch of mustache on your chin and a hat...... And then it was a successful transfiguration? Even if you can make it easy, your voice can't be changed. As long as you speak, you will definitely be discovered by others. ”

No matter how a person changes his appearance. His voice can't be changed, as long as the voice doesn't change, no matter what kind of makeup a person makes, he will be discovered lightly.

Lin Tian smiled slightly, then cleared his throat and said, "It's not a difficult thing. ”

Gu Shijia's eyes widened in surprise, the voice that Lin Tian spoke just now was actually her voice, it was exactly the same, not bad at all, and she was surprised: "You used to know ventriloquism?" ”

Lin Tian was stunned, but still said, "Sort of, I can imitate anyone's voice." ”

Bang Bang ......

Gu Shijia smiled and patted her palms, she really didn't expect Lin Tian to be so versatile.

Of course, if she knew that Lin Tian was once a thief, I don't know how she would react.

"Now I can go and ...... My own funeral, right? Lin Tian laughed jokingly.

"Of course." Gu Shijia thought for a moment and asked, "What kind of person do you want to disguise yourself into the Lin family?" ”

It is obviously impossible to disguise himself as a person from other families, not only will there be the danger of being exposed, but also the news that Lin Tian is still alive will be directly exposed.

can be disguised as an outsider, and suddenly appear in the Lin family's compound, which makes people even more suspicious......

Lin Tian felt that what Gu Shijia said was very reasonable, the disguise technique could be used at any time, but the most important thing was what kind of person the disguise became.

"Come here......" Lin Tian beckoned to Gu Shijia.

"What?" Gu Shijia was stunned for a moment, but still walked in front of Lin Tian.

Lin Tian leaned into Gu Shijia's ear and whispered something......

Poof

Gu Shijia laughed all of a sudden.

"What? This doesn't work? Lin Tian said a little angrily: "I think it's quite reliable." ”

Gu Shijia smiled and half-squatted on the ground with her stomach in her hands, and after a long time, she stood up, forced a smile, and said, "It's good, but don't be discovered, otherwise your reputation will be ruined." ”

"Don't worry, as long as you don't say it, no one will be able to know." Lin Tian opened his mouth confidently and said with a smile.

……

The next morning, the servants of the Lin family's compound began to set up, and white cloths were hung on both sides of the gate, and the innermost hall could be cleaned, and Lin Tian's mourning hall was set up, and there was a coffin in the hall, of course, there was no Lin Tian's bones in it, just some Lin Tian's clothes and things.

Subsequently, the well-known figures in Yanjing rushed to Lin's house, and they all received an invitation from Old Man Lin to attend Lin Tian's funeral.

Even if Lin Tian is dead, the status of the Lin family in Yanjing will not be much improved in the future, and it will even be replaced by other families, but after all, Old Man Lin has been brilliant in Yanjing, and this bit of face still has to be given.

Moreover, this is Lin Tian's funeral, some people come to mourn, while some people come to see jokes, and some even want to make trouble.

And the troublemakers, a group of gentlemen led by Hua Ze, are particularly arrogant.

"Hey, did you hear that? Lin Tian, the young master of the Lin family, was poisoned to death. Hua Ze stood at the door of the Lin family's compound and shouted unscrupulously.

"Really? That's really miserable......" The other boy immediately chimed in.

"It's really miserable, but why is Ben Shao so happy today?" Hua Ze said proudly: "You say, should I set off firecrackers to celebrate?" ”

"That's a good idea."

The sons and brothers around him agreed vigorously, they were usually bullied by Lin Tian, and they might finally be angry today.

Of course, their worries were very small, but with the presence of Hua Ze, the young master of the big family, their rat gall immediately turned into leopard gall. (To be continued......)