Chapter 143: Selling Yourself to Bury Your Friend
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The water on the shore is shallow, and a big ship like this can only be moored in the middle of the river, and there are at least twenty or thirty zhang offshore, and it is difficult for a person to fly over no matter how good the light work is.
They came by dinghy.
On deck
Chu Liuxiang stood on the deck with Lan Feng in her arms, looking at the rippling river, enjoying the breeze.
A little red leaned on the boat and said slowly: "It seems that we will be a long time before we go home." Lan Fengtian smiled and said, "Ice cubes, I'm homesick!" ”。
Chu Liuxiang stroked Lan Feng's soft silk and said gently: "No matter where anyone lives for a while, they will miss it."
A little red looked at Jiang He and hooked the corners of his mouth, and a wine burp "c~~~~" broke the atmosphere at the moment, and Hu Tiehua's voice came: "Lao Hong, more and more female ~~~~~."
I saw a flash of sword light, and three water columns rushed out from the wine pot in Hu Tiehua's hand sideways, Hu Tiehua hurriedly went to catch it with his mouth, and a little red as if he had done nothing, still leaning on the boat, but there was a subtle smile on the corner of his mouth.
The people in the cabin were shocked when they saw this moment, and Ding Feng muttered: "Sure enough, it is worthy of being the first fast sword in the Central Plains." The hook chief couldn't help but show a look of admiration.
Outside the cabin
Hu Tiehua threw the empty flask aside, blushed angrily and stared a little red when he was about to say something.
At this moment, I suddenly saw a small boat swinging from the riverbank.
On the bow of the ship stood a man with a white cloth in his hands.
There are four big characters written on the self-cloth: "Sell yourself to bury your friends." ”
Dong Yong's "selling his body to bury his father" has been a good story for thousands of years, but the thing of "selling his body to bury his friends" is really unprecedented, and it is rare now, which can be said to be unprecedented.
Ding Feng and Hook Chang all went to the deck.
The hook chief said in a lost voice: "Everyone, please see, this man is actually going to sell himself to bury his friend, such a righteous person, we have to hand him over." ”
Hu Tiehua said: "If you want to make a friend, it's better to buy him, and if he stinks in the future, you can at least sell him again." ”
Chu Liuxiang said: "As long as people who don't stink, don't get dirty, don't hurt, and don't drink hard, there are always people who want it, how can they not sell it?" ”
Hu Tiehua didn't speak, only heard the man on the boat shouting loudly: "I don't stink, I don't get dirty, I am not lazy, I don't drink much, I eat less than a sparrow, I do things like a cow, I am loyal to my master and like a dog, no matter who buys me, I will never regret it, it is absolutely genuine, Bao Jun is satisfied." ”
With the sound of yo shouting, the boat gradually approached.
Chu Liuxiang, Lan Feng, and a little red looked at each other and smiled, Hu Tiehua didn't look at it, and recognized it as soon as he heard this voice, this person was Zhang San, the "fast network".
Hu Tiehua couldn't help but laugh and said, "This kid must be poor and crazy." ”
Lan Fengtian said softly: "Is he making such a fuss, is he going to bury us if he sells himself?" ”。 A little red glanced at Chu Liuxiang and Hu Tiehua and said, "Eighty percent of them are the two of them."
Chu Liuxiang and Hu Tiehua looked at Zhang San with a smile after hearing this.
Zhang San stood at the bow of the boat and said, "The uncles and grandmothers on the ship, do you know the goods and buy me." ”
Ding Feng's eyes flashed, and he said with a smile: "Is my friend really going to sell himself?" ”
Zhang San sighed and said, "I still have a boat to sell, but I accidentally made friends and the boat sank. ”
Ding Feng said: "But I don't know how much it costs?" ”
Zhang San said: "No more, no less, as long as five hundred taels, if I don't wait for it to be used urgently, I won't sell it at this price." ”
Ding Feng said: "What is the urgent use of friends? ”
Zhang San sighed again and said, "Just because I have two friends, I don't have long to live, I have friends with them, and I can't see their corpses feeding the dogs, so I have to sell myself, prepare some silver, and handle their funeral." ”
Hu Tiehua scolded with a smile: "This kid."
Ding Feng glanced at Hu Tiehua and Chu Liuxiang, and said with a smile: "Even if this is the case, there is no need for five hundred taels of silver." ”
Lan Feng looked at Ding Feng's gaze, and only felt very funny!
Chu Liuxiang didn't say anything, just touched her nose.
A little red looked at Zhang San with a serious face around his chest.
Zhang San sighed: "Uncle, don't you know, my two friends were drunkards when they were alive, and when they die, don't they have to become drunkards among drunkards?" I have to pour some wine on their graves every day, otherwise they will have no wine to drink in the underworld, and if they come back alive, I can't stand it! ”
He pointed at the monk and scolded the bald donkey. Hu Tiehua only felt that his teeth were itchy, and he couldn't wait to bite him.
Hook Chang couldn't help but laugh and said, "Since that's the case, Brother Ding might as well buy him." ”
Ding Feng smiled and said, "It's okay to buy it, it's just ......"
Suddenly, someone said: "If you don't buy it, I'll buy it." ”
As he spoke, Jin Lingzhi had already rushed out of the cabin, and continued: "Five hundred taels is five hundred taels." ”
Zhang San shook his head and said with a smile: "It's just that the girl buys it, and she has to ask for five thousand taels." ”
Jin Lingzhi glared and said, "Why? ”
Zhang San said: "Just because the male host is good at waiting, the hostess has a lot of trouble, and sometimes she may ask me to jump into the stinky water to take a bath." ”
Jin Lingzhi didn't think about it, and said loudly: "Five thousand taels is five thousand, I bought it." ”
Zhang San was stunned, and said, "The girl really wants to buy it?" ”
Jin Lingzhi said: "Who is joking with you?" Zhang San's eyes turned around, and said, "Is there anyone who is still higher than this girl?" ”
Hu Tiehua shook his head and said: "This person is not only like a sparrow, like a cow, but also like a dog, isn't he a monster, and there is nothing wrong with my head, why spend 5,000 taels to buy a monster." ”
Jin Lingzhi jumped up again and said angrily: "Who do you say is a monster?" You said! You said! ”
Hu Tiehua said leisurely: "I only know that there is a person who is not only a tigress, but also a monster, but I don't know who? Do you know Miss Jin? ”
Jin Lingzhi was so angry that her face was flushed, but she couldn't speak.
Hu Tiehua sighed and muttered: "There are people who rob silver and money, but I can't imagine that there are still people rushing to be scolded, it's strange, it's really strange." ”
As he spoke, he slipped away.
Lan Feng tilted his head and looked at Hu Tiehua, who had finished causing trouble and was far away, shook his head, looked at the angry Jin Lingzhi and said softly: "Lingzhi, you don't want to be like him."
Jin Lingzhi glared at Hu Tiehua, naturally put his arm on Lan Feng's hand and said, "For Sister Lan's sake, I won't bother with him." Lan Feng said softly: "Well, Lingzhi has the most energy."
After listening to this, Hu Tiehua was about to squeeze out from behind Chu Liuxiang and a little red to say a few words, but Chu Liuxiang stopped him and said, "Don't make trouble anymore."
A little red quipped: "You said that you are a big man and a little girl, what are you interested in~~~."
Hu Tiehua blushed his neck and glared at his eyes: "If you say it again, I will turn my face with you." A little red didn't care and said, "Then you keep your mouth shut." Hu Tiehua snorted and closed her mouth.
Zhang San coughed dryly twice and said, "If no one bids again, I will sell it to this girl." ”