Chapter 248: A Sue for You
"Solved a small bed bug, now it's time to deal with another bed bug." Lu Shiyuan clapped her hands and walked towards Li Jian's previous box.
Chen Hao asked Lu Shiyuan: "What do you want?" Throw that bug into the lake to wash it too? ”
"Of course, wash the bed bugs so they don't come out and hurt people again." Lu Shiyuan replied: "If you don't teach them a lesson, they won't know how high and thick the Dao Heaven is." ”
When Chen Hao heard this, he muttered in a low voice: "I used to hear that women are big-chested and brainless, and they have never believed it, but today I believe it." ”
Although the voice was small, it was just enough to be heard by Lu Shiyuan.
"What do you say? There's a kind of you say again. Lu Shiyuan rushed to Chen Hao's ear and shouted, shaking Chen Hao's ears to a buzzing sound.
Chen Hao rubbed his ears and smiled bitterly: "I said that you think about it with your brain, and you can solve the problem by beating people up?" Do you think this lake is fairy water, and the bad guys will be reborn as soon as they soak in it? ”
"For me, fists are the best way to solve problems. I said that they would never dare to say west, and they would never dare to take a step back when I said rush 1. ”
"When those male soldiers looked down on us female soldiers, I beat them up, and they immediately became as honest as the little white rabbit at Chang'e's feet."
"In the capital, all the bastards who bully men and women and harm the township, after I beat them severely, their parents don't even dare to let out a fart."
Lu Shiyuan waved two big fists proudly, in Lu Shiyuan's opinion, fists can solve all problems.
But what she didn't expect was that she could solve the problem with her fists because she had an extremely hard backstage, and the Supreme Leader treated her more dearly than her own granddaughter.
In Chen Hao's opinion, Lu Shiyuan at this time was like a big crab waving its two strong and powerful pincers triumphantly.
The sweat on Chen Hao's head came down.
"That's because you are an official, they are soldiers, you are in charge of them, what can they do if they are not honest? Now that you beat people up, pat your ass and leave, as long as those two little bedbugs are still Su Yan's boss, there is a way to put on small shoes for Su Yan, and they will double the hatred for you on Su Yan's body, do you say that you have done a great good thing or a bad thing with good intentions? ”
For Lu Shiyuan, who has a tendon, Chen Hao had to enlighten him bitterly.
Lu Shiyuan is not too stupid, but she is too lazy to use her brain, and after Chen Hao's reminder, she immediately understood.
She smirked, "Well, I didn't pay attention to that. Sister Su Yan, I'm sorry, I almost got you into big trouble. Don't worry, I'll help you solve these two little bugs, and I promise that they will be better to see you in the future than a mouse to a cat. ”
After Lu Shiyuan finished speaking, she took out the phone, turned out a number and dialed out.
As soon as she answered, Lu Shiyuan complained loudly: "Uncle Liu, there are too many nasty bugs in your airline, you should fight hard." ”
As soon as Uncle Liu heard it, he knew that Lu Shiyuan had come to sue.
Since he was a child, Uncle Liu has always heard that many people are lining up to sue Lu Shiyuan, and he has never heard of her farewell. Now Lu Shiyuan has come to sue, which makes him feel a little ridiculous.
He couldn't help but think of a little girl sitting on his lap and coquettishly.
He laughed and said, "Xiaoyuan, what's the matter, which bed bug made you angry, uncle helped you get angry." ”
Lu Shiyuan said what happened to Su Yan again, and Chen Hao was in a cold sweat when she heard it. Although this guy's nerves are thick, his ability to sue is really top-notch.
After Lu Shiyuan finished speaking, Uncle Liu asked with a smile: "Uncle knows, Xiaoyuan, what should you do, do you want your uncle to help you slap the bedbug to death?" ”
This is Lu Shiyuan's first unprecedented complaint, and this case must be accepted, and it must be handled to Lu Shiyuan's satisfaction.
Lu Shiyuan's eyes rolled slightly, and said: "It's not good to shoot them to death, the sky has the virtue of a good life, so I have to give them a chance to reform themselves, right?" Uncle Liu asked the two bedbugs to clean the airport runway, so that they could exert their residual heat, and they could make meritorious contributions. ”
Uncle Liu smiled and said, "Yes, our little Yuan has grown up." Okay, Uncle Liu will listen to you this time, and thank you for helping me catch the little bugs in our aviation system. ”
Putting down the phone, Uncle Liu shook his head with a wry smile, thinking that it was not good for those two blind guys to offend anyone, but if you offended this little witch, you should consider yourself unlucky.
Fortunately, Lu Shiyuan seems to be in a good mood today, and it is already extra kind to let you go to sweep the runway, but when she is in a bad mood, you just wait for prison food.
After Lu Shiyuan finished the call, she said to Su Yan: "Okay, don't worry, if nothing happens, these two guys will go to sweep the runway and won't harass you anymore." ”
Su Yan was overjoyed, the difficulty was as big as the sky for herself, Lu Shiyuan easily solved it with a phone call, and she said to Lu Shiyuan gratefully: "Sister Xie Lu." ”
Lu Shiyuan said with a big grin: "No thanks, it's a trivial matter." In the future, if you are wronged, you will come and tell me, I will let them sweep the runway and eat the fart released by the plane. ”
Lu Shiyuan was on the phone here, and Chen Hao's mobile phone began to ring stubbornly again. Seeing that the full-time operator Lu Shiyuan was still busy complaining, Chen Hao had no choice but to pick up the phone by himself.
Chen Hao said hello, and was immediately drowned by Ye Jingcheng's saliva.
"Mouse, what kind of nerves do you send from your mobile phone, I made ten calls in a row, and just got through, and before I could say a word, a female voice said: 'I am Lu Shiyuan, and I want to find Chen Hao to see a doctor and come to Hudong Xiaoxiaojiao.' I just wanted to say that I was looking for Chen Hao, but the phone was hung up, what's wrong with this person? ”
Chen Hao secretly glanced at Lu Shiyuan, and seeing that she didn't pay attention, he hurriedly hid to the side and said, "I said buddy, you talk leisurely, that woman is a real tigress." Just now, two airline managers scolded her, and as a result, she made a phone call, and the two managers became garbage workers cleaning the airstrip. ”
Ye Jingcheng gasped when he heard this, and his speech became quiet.
"Damn, that's it. Who the hell is she? ”
"Have you ever heard of the Green Forest Army?" Chen Hao asked rhetorically.
"Damn, you're insulting my IQ, I grew up watching movies about the Green Forest Army when I was a child." Taking advantage of Chen Hao's lack of sight, Ye Jingcheng raised a middle finger into the phone.
"Who is that Lu?"
"Lu Ziqi, why are you asking this? No, she just said that her name is Lu Shiyuan, isn't it ......" As she spoke, Ye Jingcheng hissed and burst into cold air.
"Congratulations on your right answer, she is Lu Ziqi's granddaughter." Chen Hao said with a smile.
"Damn, she didn't hear what I said just now, did she?" Ye Jingcheng felt that his two thighs were trembling slightly, and his upper and lower teeth involuntarily fought.
"It's a shame that she happens to be right next to me." Chen Hao smiled.
PS: Thank you to the space-time SWAT and the Wyvern brothers for the convex tickets and VIP tickets.