Chapter V: Land Public
Back at the bar, the other three have not returned. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
Fang Tian sat down and picked up a bottle of beer and blew it, thinking back to what happened just now, it was actually very dangerous, if he hadn't relied on two big knives to scare the other party. Now I guess I should lie in the back. Thinking in my heart, I have to take the time to learn a trick and a half, and I have the right to fitness.
Looking at the empty wine bottles on the table in front of him, he sighed in his heart, this month's living expenses have been wasted. He knows these sworn friends, and it goes without saying that he is generous, but once he decides to kill someone, they are all bandits from Liangshan.
Just when he was distressed about the thinning of his wallet, a voice sounded in his ears: "Little friend, can you have a chat?" ”
Fang Tian turned his head to look and saw an old man in a Tang costume, carrying a bottle of beer, looking at him with a smile on his face. Fang Tian hurriedly looked around, he was the only one here, "Me?" Fang Tian pointed at himself with his finger.
"That's you." The old man nodded affirmatively.
Fang Tian glanced at the wine bottles on the table and said to the old man, "There is no wine." "I thought, Lao Tzu is distressed about this wine money, you old immortal still want to cheat and drink.
The old man suddenly smiled stiffly: "Ahem, the old man has wine, wine." As he spoke, he shook the bottle in his hand.
"Then you just sit down, what are you looking for me? We don't seem to know each other. Fang Tian gave up a place to come out, and kept recalling all kinds of old men in his mind.
"It was the above that asked me to contact you." The old man suddenly looked mysterious, lowered his voice, and pointed with his finger as he spoke.
"What?" The sound of the bar was too noisy, and the old man suddenly lowered his voice again, Fang Tian didn't hear it clearly at once, only saw the old man pointing to the sky with his finger.
"It was the above that asked me to contact you." Seeing that Fang Tian didn't hear clearly, the old man raised his tone slightly.
"Above? What's on top? "This time, Fang Tian finally heard the word 'above'." Topmost? Municipal government? Provincial government? Central? "The more I think about it, the more outrageous it becomes, the more I think about it, the more scared I become, I haven't done anything bad? The worst and the worst are just a big knife? Playing tricks, no blood? Thinking of this, the old man's eyes slowly became unkind. I wondered if I took the opportunity to click this old man?
The old man saw Fang Tian and shouted violently, 'Above? What's on top? I was so frightened that I almost fell off the wine bottle in my hand, and I hurriedly peeked at the ceiling for a long time, and when I saw that there was nothing abnormal, I couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief. Looking down at Fang Tian, it was okay not to look at it, but he was scared again when he saw it, this time he didn't catch the wine bottle in his hand and fell to the ground. Luckily, it was noisy and no one noticed it.
"I'm going, are you really here to get me? Actually smashed the bottle to make a code? "Fang Tian's head exploded, Lao Tzu played a big knife, you guys are okay with it, you still have to use a code? The wine bottle in Fang Tian's hand also fell down in fright.
The old man was frightened by this, stood up suddenly, and hurriedly looked around: "There is still an ambush?" ”
It's good that the old man didn't move, but he suddenly stood up and blew up Fang Tian, who was already weak-hearted. punched the old man in the face, and said in his heart: "The first strike is strong, and both horizontal and vertical are death"
The old man's attention was originally on the surroundings, and Fang Tian's punch caught him off guard. Suddenly, a dark circle appeared. "Live.. Stop it. The old man hurriedly shouted.
Fang Tian's punch was a genuine wine that made people brave, but after the punch was made, he regretted it, and he added to the crime...... Hearing the old man shout to stop, he didn't dare to continue fighting. "Dry.... Do? ”
"Misunderstandings, all misunderstandings." The old man also completely figured it out now, thinking back to the scene he saw at the back door just now, and combined with Fang Tian to ask the above? What's on top? I knew that my punch might have been in vain.
"Sit down first, sit down first, misunderstanding, it's all misunderstanding." The old man accompanied the smiling face.
Seeing the old man's appearance, Fang Tian still suppressed the uneasiness in his heart, sat down, picked up a bottle of beer casually, and blew it in one breath before he felt better. "Tell me, who the hell are you?"
The old man was also frightened, and Xue Fangtian picked up a bottle of beer on the table and took a few sips. Fang Tian's eyes rolled at him a few times, thinking that this old man had just been punched into a panda by himself, so he didn't bother with him.
"It was the one from above who called me to contact you." The old man's voice was normal this time.
"Wouldn't it be nice if you did this earlier, just this sentence would be mysterious." Fang Tian glanced at him: "What is above and below?" City? ”
Hearing Fang Tian say this, the old man completely understood that he really deserved to be beaten. "I'm the land lord." Touching Fang Tian's ear, the old man said softly.
"Oh, hello, the land lord." Fang Tian took a sip of beer and looked at the old man with a smile.
Fang Tian's performance made the old man a little unpredictable, "I am the land lord." He repeated it again.
"I am the Jade Emperor." Fang Tian stood up abruptly and shouted at everyone on the dance floor. Hearing his shout, the men and women on the dance floor looked at him like two fools, and then they still rubbed and rubbed with love. Only a few people who like to join in the fun echoed and shouted: Hello Jade Emperor, I am Erlang God and the like. Laughter erupted all around.
Fang Tian's voice frightened the land lord into a daze, and he sat on the ground with his butt down, staring at him in a daze, thinking to himself if the person he was looking for above was a fool? I dare to say such a rebellious thing, and I still say it so loudly.
Fang Tian looked at the land lord who was sitting on the ground, and smiled slightly: "Look, what are you afraid of?" No one believes me when I call myself the Jade Emperor, and you are a land lord who is still mysterious. Hurry up! As he spoke, he reached out and helped him.
The bystanders are clear, the authorities are confused, and Fang Tian's words woke up the land public. Yes, the times are different now, modern people are not superstitious about gods and ghosts, they talk about science, Marx and the like. Even if you pull a random pedestrian on the street and say that you are a landlord, that person will 100% think that you are crazy.
"Come on, let's blow a bottle!" Fang Tian handed over a bottle of beer.
After all, the land lord is an old guy who has been hundreds of years old, and some things can be figured out at a glance. Unceremoniously took the beer and blew it. "You're not surprised?" He asked with a hiccup after drinking.
Fang Tian smiled faintly: "It was an accident at first, but then it wasn't an accident." ”
"Why?"
"It's better to talk to a living person than to talk to the air. At least my eyes can see. Fang Tian stared at the land lord and said.
The land lord understood what Fang Tian meant, and shook his head with a smile. "I'm here today to meet you and get to know you. In the future, if you don't understand anything, you can find me at any time, it's very simple to find me, you just need to stomp on the ground three times with your feet and shout to the land lord. I'll hear you. ”
"You were called here from above?"
"Yes."
"Is that one really gone?"
"Yes."
Fang Tian had a lot of doubts, but he didn't know where to start for a while, and the two fell into silence at the same time.
"The old man has drunk a lot today, so he will leave first when the matter is done. We'll talk another day. The landlord put down the bottle and got up and left. Only Fang Tian sat there alone, not knowing what he was thinking.