Chapter 390: Lao Tzu is a Noble Bird (5 more)
Chapter 390 Lao Tzu is a noble bird, after this guy came in, his eyes were a little sloppy, so he casually found a place and sat down, and ordered a vegetarian three fresh dumplings.
However, the Nike man did not see Li Miao and his party, because they were sitting back to back, that is, the Nike man turned his face to see Li Miao and the others.
"Hey, waiter, some vinegar." The Nike man slammed his throat like a shock, Li Xiaobo was eating dumplings, and he slipped away in fright by this voice, and the dumplings fell directly to the ground.
"Nima is stupid." Li Xiaobo scolded in a depressed whisper.
"Okay Xiaobo, let's eat ours." Wang Dayong didn't care, there were all kinds of birds when the forest was big, so there was nothing curious.
But a few people looked at so many delicacies from the mountains and seas and just ate them for a while, and the Nike man spoke again.
"Waiter, have a garlic clove." The Nike man was shocked again, Li Xiaobo was picking up a peanut at that time, and he was frightened by this voice and flew directly into the peanut.
Is it tolerable or unbearable, Li Xiaoboteng stood up suddenly, it seemed that he was going to go over and beat the Nike man, Li Miao quickly grabbed him, this kid really fought with the Nike man, it is definitely not one, and when the time comes, you have to let yourself take action, it is better to endure it, after all, you are here to eat, not to fight.
"Xiaobo, don't make trouble, fix him after eating." Li Miao gave Li Xiaobo a reassurance, and Li Xiaobo was depressed and ate the food in front of him.
"Waiter, hurry up, bring a garlic clove." The Nike man was just about to shout, when suddenly the angry light of other eaters shot around him, which made him lower his voice for a while.
The waiter was a little speechless and took him a head of garlic, and was just about to turn around to greet the other guests, when the Nike man spoke again.
"Waiter, give me another bowl of dumpling soup, I'm a little thirsty." The Nike man said and picked up the empty bowl that had already been drunk, and suddenly let the waiter petrify.
Nima, this is a real sling, I finally saw the realistic version, I want vinegar, garlic cloves, and ask for soup, and wear a high-imitation Nike T-shirt, and shout in public, this is definitely the best sling.
In desperation, the waiter had to bring him a bowl of dumpling soup, but something that made everyone completely embarrassed finally happened.
This Nike man saw the free dumpling soup in front of him, it was called an excitement, he drank it crazily, and kept chirping, as if he was enjoying this important moment very much, it was really cool and crooked, and suddenly, the Nike man found that there was a shrimp in the bowl.
Of course, people are seafood dumpling restaurants, and it's normal to have shrimp in the dumpling soup, but it's still free, so you can be content.
"Damn, shrimp, there's a scary in my bowl, cool. Die. I'm ah" Nike man like a treasure, picked up the chopsticks and clamped the shrimp, as if the beast saw the prey, and couldn't wait to stuff it into his mouth, you must know that the dumplings he ate just now are vegetarian fillings, and this bowl of soup will be opened, can he be unhappy.
"Grass and mud horses, you're not done, are you?" Li Xiaobo couldn't hold back any longer, grabbed a dumpling in the bowl, and smashed it directly into the back of the Nike man's head.
You must know that Li Xiaobo is not a good person, and he is very honest on weekdays, but Li Xiaobo is very timid and easily frightened, just like the Nike man shouted a few times just now, all of which scared Li Xiaobo N trembling, he was about to be scared out of his heart disease, and he was really not a human being if he could bear it, not to mention that he now has my two bodyguards, Wang Dayong and Li Miao, who will definitely torture him to death.
"Smack." The dumplings bloomed on the Nike man's head, and the greasy stuffing stained the guy's entire head.
At this moment, he was enjoying the incomparably delicious broth, and the bomb that came made him anxious on the spot.
"Who the smashes Lao Tzu." Nike stood up angrily, turned around and scolded in the direction of Li Miao.
"I'll smash you, and I'm not convinced." Li Xiaobo also stood up and scolded the Nike man fiercely.
However, Li Xiaobo's words are really powerful, people are alone, you let people disagree and come to group beatings, isn't this an obvious bullying.
The surrounding diners saw that there was finally someone who came out, and they also applauded loudly, and the heroes who eliminated harm for the people were loved by everyone.
"Ah, why are you, aren't you the group of suspects who ate here the other day." The Nike man recognized the three people in front of him at a glance, the same group of people who were discussing the ransacking of the casino in the restaurant that day.
Li Miao became interested when he heard this, but people knew Li Miao and the others, but Li Miao and the others didn't know Nike men.
"Yo, brother knows us?" Li Miao's words were very polite, because the Nike man's tone just now made Li Miao wonder.
", you are a group of criminals, and you collude with the police, the last time I had dinner here, I heard the three of you discussing what to rob the casino, what to kick people's balls, I called the police but the police didn't arrest you, it's really no king's law." The Nike man is very brainless, and he will explain the old bottom when he comes up.
As soon as they heard this, Li Miao and the others immediately reacted, it turned out that it was this slut who called the police that night, didn't they just talk about what happened to Brother Tian, this slut actually dared to call the police.
"I relied on your grandmother, it turned out that you were a slut who reported a false police, no wonder I came to the police that night for no reason, fortunately, the police were clear, otherwise I would have framed you for this slut, you just wait for the police to arrest you and report the false police." Li Xiaobo opened his mouth and continued to scold.
"You, you deceive the less." The Nike man was indignant, and from time to time glanced at the dumpling soup that he hadn't drunk.
But in a blink of an eye, looking at the dining table of Li Miao and the others, this guy's eyes lit up, Nima This is a big meal, there are all kinds of chicken, duck and fish, and saliva can't help but seep out.
The owners of the restaurant did not dare to stop it, did not understand the reason, and they were also afraid of offending people at both ends.
"You fucking look at a fart, wear a high-imitation Nike T-shirt, do you think you have become rich and handsome, don't you look at it, the Nike icon is a check sign, you look at the check mark on your body are all reversed, to put it bluntly, you are a complete sling." Li Xiaobo's poisonous tongue was revealed again, and I hadn't heard him scold so happily for a long time.
"You have a problem with your eyes, blind, Lao Tzu, this is a Nike T-shirt, Lao Tzu is a noble bird, isn't it just a little bit of color on it, are you there?" The Nike man was a little unhappy, he finally wore a brand-name dress, and he was actually said to be a high imitation Nike.
Li Miao hurriedly rubbed his eyes and looked at the icon, sure enough, it was completely an upside-down icon, the icon of the noble bird should still have a point on it, maybe this guy's clothes have been worn for too long, and that point is gone.
"Haha, it's so fun, it's so fun." Li Xiaobo was amused by this guy's words.