Chapter 195: Flying Yanfu
This dog blood is not ordinary dog blood, but the black dog blood that has been cast by Yan Changchang with "immortal art", which can not only get rid of ghosts, but also cure diseases and save people.
The reason why black dog blood can drive away ghosts is because it is a masculine thing, and ghosts are feminine bodies.
The second egg did not dodge, but stood like a killing god.
The second egg is a masculine body, not afraid of black dog blood?
When the overwhelming black dog blood was still half a meter away from the second egg, it couldn't advance for another half a minute, and it all fell to the ground.
The second egg used his true qi to form an enchantment out of thin air.
I'll it, except for ghosts, who has such skills?!
The three cremaries were scared, but they didn't back down. Lao Li Tou stabbed Erdan's chest with a peachwood sword, and the talisman seal he held in his other hand was ready to be pasted on Erdan's head.
The cremation chemical with the "demon mirror" in his hand also focused the sunlight reflected by the mirror on Erdan's face, and muttered: "I will shine on you, I will shine on you." โ
As soon as Lao Li Tou got close to Erdan, he was kicked by Erdan to a distance of eight zhang and flew out upside down.
Seeing this, the Demon Mirror Cremation Chemical and the Splashing Dog Blood Cremation Chemical Co., Ltd. were stunned at once, and they ran away, but before they could take a step, they were to the ground by the two eggs almost at the same time.
The three comic crematories are scared at the moment, and they are scared to death.
"Lord Yama, help!" Old Li Tou looked up to the sky and shouted.
"Haunted, Lord Hades."
"Lord Yama, you cheated the corpse, where did your mother go? Hurry up and save us! โ
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Erdan now wants to know which cremation chemical burned his "flesh".
As the saying goes, he will treat his body in the same way, and Erdan will stuff the cremation chemical that burns his body into the crematorium, so that he can experience the taste of lust.
The second egg took turns to smash the mouths of the three cremators, and the goods stopped screaming, trembling, trembling, and one was scared to pee his pants.
"Which one burned me?" Erdan asked with a pant, his voice chilling.
The two crematories pointed their fingers at Lao Li Tou and said in unison: "He." โ
"I'm not sassy, I'm really not sassy." Lao Li Tou said with a sad face, several teeth were lost, and he couldn't speak clearly.
The second egg shouted angrily, "It's back to your mother that you didn't burn!" I'm going to fill you in the furnace and burn it today. โ
Lao Li Tou cried urgently, and a few words of "no sass" came out of his mouth.
Erdan ignored him, pinched his neck with his big hand, and walked away, walking like flying.
Cremation room, two eggs, old plum head.
Erdan didn't rush to stuff Lao Li's head into the furnace, because there were still bones of "his" flesh in the furnace.
In a short period of time, the male corpse was burned to the bones.
Erdan used iron pliers to hook out the bones piece by piece, and he was even aggrieved in his heart.
Lao Li Tou barked wildly for a while, then stopped screaming, but regained his senses, and intuitively told him that the handsome guy in front of him was not a ghost, but a person. Just now in the courtyard outside, the sun was shining, and this thing was fine. The plot of splashing dog blood is indeed difficult to explain, but Lao Li Tou didn't think about it so much.
Lao Li Tou said: "This little brother, are you twins?" โ
Erdan ignored Lao Li's head and continued to hook bones with iron tongs.
"You're definitely a twin." Lao Li Tou said in an affirmative tone, "The first time I saw your brother's corpse, I felt that it was boring, it was not that simple. The two policemen sent the body over and didn't ask about it, and laughed loudly. Maybe your brother died unjustly, but it has nothing to do with me! โ
In just half a minute, Erdan hooked all the bones in the stove and fell apart. I really can't imagine a handsome person with such an ugly skeleton.
"Do you get in or do I send you in?" Erdan said to Lao Li Tou.
Lao Li was stunned for a moment, "Eh, what are you going to do?" โ
"What the do you say I'm doing! If you burn my brother, I will burn you. I'll have to burn all your daughter-in-law and children when I go back. "Two eggs.
"Oops, I'll go. You don't get your brother's bones. "Old Li Tou.
"What do you mean?" The second egg was shocked.
"Your brother's corpse is blessed next door."
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Lao Li Tou took the second egg to the funeral home luxury suite. Coincidentally, they happened to see Yan Changchang being chased by Miss Wu, who was wearing sexual and emotional underwear, with a leather whip. Yan Changchang scurried in the aisle, shouting for help, not to mention the wolf bรจi.
"Punctuality." Lao Li Tou said, it can't be more colorful.
Erdan slapped Lao Li Tou in the face, and said angrily: "Just point your sister!" I ask you, where is my brother's body? โ
Lao Li Tou was very aggrieved, he said: "My sister is over fifty, how can she be so punctual." โ
"Damn, don't you?"
"Okay, okay, I'll take you to your brother." Lao Li Tou said, "The second room in front is." โ
Not much to say, when Erdan smashed Lao Li's head with a fist and pushed the door into the luxurious suite of the funeral home, he felt that his life had never been so good.
Miss Liu was sitting on Erdan's body "exercising", the scene was quite eighteen, but Erdan was too excited and didn't see her.
Miss Liu closed her eyes and suddenly felt someone walk in, and her steps were very light, so she thought it was her sister Lily who had come in.
"Sister Shanshan, don't disturb me, give me another minute. This male corpse is really funny, alas, I feel like he is going to have it. The value of this million flowers is too much. โ
Erdan walked slowly to his body, and his excitement was overflowing.
This is his own body, so handsome and so specific, and he sleeps so peacefully.
If this time can be regarded as rebirth, then the second egg has been reborn twice, and Thunder Split is reborn for the first time.
People who "die and come back to life" will cherish life more and cherish every minute of life.
How fragile life is, how can you do it if you don't cherish it?
Erdan decided, enjoy life, be a low-key person, do things in a low-key manner, and never let the yang god out of the body again, it's too fucking dangerous.
Suddenly, Erdan's Yang God disappeared out of thin air and became one with his physical body.
It's just that this yang god was shattered as soon as he returned to his body.
Hey, who the fuck tied their flesh with a red rope?
Damn, who is this loli-faced short-haired beauty? What was she doing sitting on top of her?
Damn, was I given by a beautiful woman, Chiguoguo, giving, strong?
Oh my God, how did you encounter this kind of trouble!
Erdan suddenly returned to reality, and suddenly became "hot". Well, it's just that the fire is big, and the fire in the body is big.
He really wanted to kick the beauty on his body eight feet away, but he couldn't do it for a while, damn, the critical point has arrived.
When Miss Liu's scream raised an octave, her face was filled with satisfaction, and her small body spasmed.