Early in the morning on the first day of the new year, Huang Wenbin woke up in an unfamiliar room. Where is this? The ceiling is unfamiliar, the bed is unfamiliar, the windows are unfamiliar, the furnishings are unfamiliar...... Wouldn't it be another crossover, would it be someone else? After a whole year of hard work, it was easy to earn billions, so you have to start from scratch? Looking at it again, there was a familiar person, Ding Shishi was standing by the bed with a straight face.

It seems that he has not crossed it, Huang Wenbin is relieved, and his thinking ability has returned, this is the bedroom of the newly purchased house, Huang Wenbin has never lived in it, of course it will be unfamiliar. "Happy New Year." Huang Wenbin greeted Ding Shishi, "Good luck in the New Year, good luck and good fortune......

Ding Shishi still had a straight face, which seemed a little wrong...... It's hard for her, drunk people are not easy to take care of. Huang Wenbin smiled and said: "How can you not be happy on the first day of the Lunar New Year? ”

"You know what you said last night." Ding Shishi snorted.

What was said? Huang Wenbin sighed in his heart, did he say something that shouldn't be said? Could it be that the secret of traveling back to himself was exposed? This doesn't make sense, even if you say it, at most, it's just drunken talk, how can anyone believe it. Even if you believe it, Ding Shishi doesn't have to be so angry. "I was really drunk yesterday." Huang Wenbin said.

"Drunk?" Ding Shishi pinched Huang Wenbin's arm hard, "You said it clearly without getting drunk!" ”

"What did I say?" Huang Wenbin recalled carefully, but he still didn't know where to offend her.

"Why do you say I'm your girlfriend!" Ding Shishi continued to pinch Huang Wenbin's arm, "I'm your wife!" ”

It turned out to be angry about this, Huang Wenbin screamed very exaggeratedly, "I just want to find a good opportunity to say, Chinese New Year's Eve has no foreshadowing and suddenly said that I always feel that I don't respect you very much, if the atmosphere is not good, then it will not even be good for the New Year." Huang Wenbin said.

"Chinese New Year's Eve is the best opportunity!" Ding Shishi stared at him viciously, "I took the trouble to come to your house for the Chinese New Year's Eve, didn't I just let you have a showdown with your parents!" This is the Chinese New Year's Eve, what can they do! Who knew you didn't say it, patronizing and drinking! ”

"You didn't discuss it with me, I don't know." Huang Wenbin defended, "Don't be so angry, okay." ”

"I'm just mad at this! I don't say you don't know, there's no tacit understanding! Ding Shishi said, "People say that they have a good heart, don't I follow you home for the Spring Festival regardless of my face, just to have a meal!" It's not about giving you a chance to confess to your parents! ”

"Actually, I was going to say that there are outsiders." Huang Wenbin found a reason.

"That's also your relative, what an outsider!" Ding Shishi said.

Huang Wenbin had no choice but to admit defeat, stood up and walked to the door, "Okay, okay, I'll say it, say it immediately." ”

"Say you're big! It's late, the opportunity is over! Ding Shishi rolled her eyes.

Why is it that the night of the Chinese New Year's Eve is several times, but not on the first day of the new year? Come to think of it, that's really the case. I was a girlfriend yesterday, and I became a wife today, and the Civil Affairs Bureau will definitely not open it on the first day of the Lunar New Year, that is, I didn't tell the truth yesterday, which is really embarrassing. Looking at Ding Shishi's puffed appearance, Huang Wenbin only used a trick to grab it, hold it in his arms and stroke it up and down. Ding Shishi got angry and scolded: "What are you doing!" ”

Huang Wenbin didn't answer, continued to move his hands and feet, and put his mouth up. Ding Shishi struggled desperately, biting Huang Wenbin's tongue hard, and grabbing the soft flesh on Huang Wenbin's waist and pinching it fiercely. Huang Wenbin endured the pain and continued to do nonsense, and sure enough, after a while, Ding Shishi softened, her teeth were loosened, her hands were soft, and soon the juice flowed sideways, and there was a loud sound.

"Hmph." After she finished doing it, she turned her face away and said weakly, "It's shameless"

"How can I be, I have the opportunity to create a zào." Huang Wenbin said, "Everyone has said that ordinary talents can seize opportunities, and first-class talents can create opportunities." Chinese New Year's Eve is over, and we can create a better opportunity to make our relationship known to the world. ”

"What chance?" Ding Shishi asked.

"Of course it's pregnant." Huang Wenbin said, "Wouldn't it be logical to get pregnant and get married when the time comes." ”

"Die!" Ding Shishi blushed.

"Then what other justifiable reason do you think there is more justified than getting married to a son." Huang Wenbin said.

Ding Shishi was speechless, so Huang Wenbin grabbed her, "So, let's do it again, and try to get pregnant as soon as possible." ”

"Pregnant with your head!" Ding Shishi said, "Today is a safe period, and it is useless for you to do it a hundred times." ”

"You can do it if it's useless." Huang Wenbin couldn't help but say, buried himself in hard work, and finally let Ding Shishi slump in bed, and then the clouds and rain stopped, "Let's have a baby together, okay?" When you get pregnant, I'll talk to my parents first, and then I'll talk to your parents. When the time comes, we can officially union. ”

"It's a hassle to have a baby." Ding Shishi said, "It takes ten months to get pregnant, and you have to watch it every day after birth, and you can't go for several years, and you have to devote all your efforts to the child." ”

"How can there be such an exaggeration, you can't see it at all in the first few months of pregnancy, that is, you should pay attention to the next few months. After giving birth, ask your sister-in-law to watch it for a few months, it won't be very hard, and you will be thrown into kindergarten at the age of three. Huang Wenbin flickered hard, in fact, where is it so simple. He is a person who has raised a son, and as soon as his little life is born, his parents, grandparents and grandparents have to revolve around, and there is no private time and private space at all.

"Okay then." Ding Shishi said, "I also want to have a baby early." ”

"Give birth to the child while you are young, and you will be comfortable later." Huang Wenbin said.

"If you want to give birth, you have to give birth to high quality." Ding Shishi said, "Don't mess around these days, give me energy, raise them to be strong, and release them all at once on the day of ovulation." Also, you can't smoke or drink, especially if you're drunk like you did yesterday. Don't eat fatty meat, eat more high-protein things, lean meat, seafood, or something. ”

Forget about the rest, how can you not smoke and drink during the New Year, but it is easy to make Ding Shishi happy, and naturally she can't sing the opposite tone at this time, "Okay, everything is good, don't smoke, don't drink, don't eat fatty meat, I don't eat any of those braised pork." ”

"What's so delicious about fatty meat, I felt tired of watching you one piece after another yesterday." Ding Shishi said.

"It's too troublesome to make the buckle meat, and no one usually makes it, and it will only be done during the Chinese New Year, so I ate a few more pieces." Huang Wenbin said, "It was all steamed for several hours, and the oil was steamed out." "The well-done button meat is delicious, and now that I think about it, Huang Wenbin can't help but drool. It's a pity that Ding Shishi won't let him eat it before he gets pregnant.

"What is steamed out, you just steam it for another day, and it will still be a big fat slice. In short, this kind of unhealthy thing, eat less in the future, and consume too much oil, which is very bad for the cardiovascular system. Ding Shishi said, "There is also drinking, which is not only bad for the body." You talk nonsense after drinking, and I kick you under the table several times and you don't stop. ”

"What did I say?" Huang Wenbin asked.

"You told Liu De about it." Ding Shishi said.

Huang Wenbin felt that something was wrong, but he still had a trace of luck in his heart, "What's the matter with Liu De?" ”

"What else could be the matter?" Ding Shishi said, "Your cousin and uncle haven't slept all night, and they are still in the hall." ”

No way? Could it be that Liu De is a? Huang Wenbin walked out of the hall uneasily and saw that Liu De and Liu Jun were sitting on the sofa upright, their eyes were red, and the ashtray was full of cigarette butts. Huang Wenbin's father sat aside, dozing off incessantly, and when he saw Huang Wenbin coming out, he grabbed him and whispered, "You watch, don't let them fight, I'll go to sleep first." ”

"Me?" Huang Wenbin hasn't figured out what's going on yet.

"It's not who you are! Woe to you! Father Huang said viciously, "While eating, I suddenly said that Liu De doesn't like women and men...... You're good, you went back to your room after drinking, and you have a girlfriend to take care of you. It's hard for me to watch here for half the night, I'm afraid that something will happen to Liu De and Liu Jun. Your mother also said that she would sleep first and come out for me in an hour or two, but she still hasn't come out! You do what you do yourself, I'll go back to sleep! ”

No, I really said it, Huang Wenbin asked Cangtian speechlessly, drinking and mishapting!

The atmosphere in the hall was very strange, Liu De and Liu Jun, father and son, were sitting, their expressions were blank, their eyes did not meet, and they couldn't see their joy and anger. Huang Wenbin didn't know what to say, but he couldn't just say nothing, just stay there. "Happy New Year, Uncle's New Year!" Huang Wenbin said, "Red envelope ......"

The custom of the provincial capital, as long as you are not married, even if you work, you can take the New Year's red envelope to press the New Year's money. Of course, if you are more than eighteen years old, this red envelope is very small, and most of them are two pieces in pieces. So Huang Wenbin also took a lot of red envelopes last year, the problem is that he is already married this year, and if he takes a red envelope, it can be regarded as fraud.

"I'm not good at all!" Liu Jun said in a rough voice, "My only son, the only descendant of our Liu family's three generations of single lineage, doesn't fucking like women!" Fucking I like men, seeing that our Liu family is about to die, how can you call me good? ”

"I was born with it, it's not a disease, it's not an abnormality, there's nothing wrong with it. Foreign countries have recognized that we are normal, and we can still get married and adopt children. Liu De said.

"I don't care what you do abroad!" Liu Jun stood up and suddenly raised his hand, "You give me a marriage!" ”

"I don't marry women!" Liu De raised his head and did not give an inch.

With a snap, Liu Jun slapped Liu De in the face. Liu De's face was swollen high, but he didn't care at all, staring at Liu Jun tightly, his two pairs of red eyes staring at each other, not to be outdone. Liu Jun cried, so big a person cried like a child, "Why, why me, why me!" ”