Chapter 46: Who's the Big Idiot
Zeng Hongfei saw that Lei Jian had misunderstood what he meant, and hurriedly explained: "Brother Lei, I don't mean to do it with you, but to follow you!" Hey, no, I actually mean ......."
Although the difference between the two sentences is only one word, the Thunder Blade understands two completely different meanings.
"You want to mess with me?" Thunder Blade interrupted Zeng Hongfei's words and tried to ask.
Zeng Hongfei immediately nodded excitedly, for fear that the vision of the Thunder Blade would be too poor and he would not be able to see his movements.
"Stop!" Lei Jian stretched out his hand to stop Zeng Hongfei's movements, and said angrily, "You are not afraid that your neck will be broken." ”
"As long as Brother Lei is willing, even if he twists my neck, I am willing." Zeng Hongfei smiled flatteringly, seeing that the tea in front of Thunder Blade was empty, he hurriedly picked up Thunder Blade's paper cup, ran over to pour water for Thunder Blade, and then handed the paper cup full of water to Thunder Blade with both hands, and said respectfully: "Brother Lei, please use it!" ”
This kid is really conscious!
Lei Blade took a sip of tea, put down the teacup, narrowed his eyes and asked, "Are you really going to mess with me?" ”
"It's true!" Zeng Hongfei patted his chest and reassured.
"Then you can lend me 200,000 first!" Lei Blade glanced at Zeng Hongfei and said lightly.
"Huh?" Zeng Hongfei's two small eyes suddenly widened like cowbells.
"What? Didn't you listen to my first words? Thunderblade pulled his face and said coldly.
"No, no!" Zeng Hongfei hurriedly shook his head and explained, "Brother Lei, it's not that I don't lend you, it's that I don't have that much money." ”
"That's not over!" Thunder Blade glanced at Zeng Hongfei, and said angrily, "Xiao Zeng, now this society is no longer the time to be the boss by fighting and killing. If you want to be able to speak, you have to have this! ”
Lei Blade stretched out his thumb and index finger, gestured to Zeng Hongfei to count the money, and sighed: "Money is a bastard, but without this bastard, you are a bastard!" You don't have money, I don't have money, we're all! It is still the right way to work honestly, strive to mix with the top, and buy a house and marry a daughter-in-law as soon as possible! ”
"However, I think you have a future and a future with Brother Lei." Zeng Hongfei said firmly, as if he had found a soldier of the organization, "Brother Lei, you can accept me as a junior brother!" ”
Lei Jian looked at Zeng Hongfei and couldn't cry or laugh, he didn't expect that less than a month after he returned to China, his younger brother would defect to him, could it really be that his brother was too handsome?
"Alright! For the sake of your sincerity, then I will accept you as a junior brother. Thunder Blade said lightly.
Zeng Hongfei suddenly said happily: "Brother Lei, don't worry, I will live up to your trust and cultivation Brother Lei, and strive to be your little brother, even if Brother Lei wants my chrysanthemum, I will not hesitate to contribute." ”
"Get out! Lao Tzu's sexual orientation is normal! Thunderblade scolded.
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"Little girl, there is a new restaurant on the opposite side, I heard that the small fried is doing well, let's go there at night to corrupt it, right?" Zhao Xuejia leaned in front of Wen Wen and asked.
Wen Wen shook his head with a smile and said, "Sister Jia, you go alone, I'll go back to eat!" ”
"How boring am I going alone?" Zhao Xuejia pursed her lips and said dissatisfiedly, "Let's go together!" ”
After Wen Wen cleaned up the things on the table, he still shook his head, stood up and said, "I'm really not going!" Sister Jia, I'll go back first, and I'll accompany you to that hotel another day. ”
"Forget it, you don't go, it's not interesting for me to go alone, I'd better go back and eat." Zhao Xuejia shrugged helplessly and sighed regretfully.
"I'm sorry, Sister Jia!" Wen Wen stuck out her tongue and said embarrassedly.
"Come on, don't pretend to be pathetic in front of me, let's go together!" Zhao Xuejia grabbed her warm shoulders, and the two golden flowers walked downstairs side by side.
Thunderblade was still waiting at the door of the TV station on his bicycle like yesterday.
Although Thunderblade's bicycle was too cheap compared to the luxury cars that came in and out, Thunderblade didn't care at all, and a pair of lustful eyes swirled back and forth on the passing women.
Since it is now the season of black silk flooding, and there are many beauties on the TV station, Thunderblade is a feast for the eyes.
"Yes, the legs are long, the waist is thin, and the chest is good!" Thunder Blade raised his head, and was about to take a look at who such a beautiful woman looked like, but suddenly felt two cold lights shoot over, and he immediately shivered all over his body, and the smile on his face instantly froze.
"Is it pretty?" Wen Wen asked coldly.
Thunderblade nodded slightly, only to feel that the temperature around him had dropped a lot all of a sudden.
"Do you still want to see it?" Wen Wen snorted coldly.
This time, Thunder Blade shook his head resolutely and said very seriously: "I don't want to watch it!" ”
Zhao Xuejia on the side heard Lei Blade's words, and couldn't help giggling: "Little girl, it seems that your boyfriend is not very honest?" ”
"He's never been honest!" Wen Wen hummed angrily.
Hey, how do you talk about that chick? Honesty has always been my strength, it's just that I'm hiding too deep and you don't find out. Thunderblade said he was depressed!
"Little girl, your boyfriend doesn't seem to agree with your words, right?" Zhao Xuejia seemed to see Lei Blade's thoughts, and said to Wen Wen with a smile.
Hearing Zhao Xuejia's words, Lei Blade couldn't help but turn his head to Zhao Xuejia, feeling a little surprised that this middle-to-high young woman could see what she was thinking.
Zhao Xuejia smiled at Lei Jian and said, "Handsome guy, are you thinking about how this unattractive woman can know her thoughts?" I'll be honest with you, my second major in college was applied psychology. ”
"Oh?" Thunderblade suddenly laughed, "Then you must know what I'm thinking now, right?" ”
"What are you doing now...... Zhao Xuejia smiled, and then under the thunder blade and warm gaze, she shook her head unexpectedly and said lightly, "I don't know what to do." ”
Thunder Blade smiled: "It seems that this young lady is very honest!" ”
"Xie Lu is a compliment, but I don't like the title of Miss." Speaking of this, Zhao Xuejia stretched out her hand to the Thunder Blade and introduced herself, "Hello, I'm my warm colleague Zhao Xuejia, you're her big fool, right?" ”
"Big fool?" Thunderblade turned his head to look at Wen Wen, a spark of anger flashing across his face.
Wen Wenqiao's face flushed, she reached out and secretly poked Zhao Xuejia behind her back, and smiled at Lei Blade: "Don't listen to Sister Jia's nonsense, you are so smart, how can you be a big fool?" Ha, haha! ”
"I'll settle the score for you when I get home!" Thunder Blade gave Wen Wen a vicious look, turned around and shook hands with Zhao Xuejia and said, "I'm this crazy girl's neighbor Thunder Blade." ”
"Hey, who do you say is the minx?" Seeing that Thunder Blade was destroying his image in front of others, Wen Wen immediately quit and shouted at Thunder Blade.
Thunderblade shrugged his shoulders and said lightly, "Whoever scolds me for being a big fool is a crazy girl." ”
"You...... Stingy man! Wen Wen gritted his teeth but couldn't do anything with the thunder blade, snorted coldly, turned his head and shouted at Zhao Xuejia, "Sister Jia, do you think he is stingy?" ”
Zhao Xuejia said with a smile: "Little girl, I suddenly remembered that I haven't bought tonight's food yet, and I have to go shopping." Little girl, see you tomorrow, you two will still be left to solve the matter by yourself! ”
"Hey, don't talk nonsense, I have nothing to do with him!" Seeing Zhao Xuejia leave so unjustly, Wen Wen was so angry that she stomped her feet, and when she saw Lei Jian looking at her and laughing, she couldn't help puffing out her cheeks, and said angrily, "What's so funny, I've never seen a beautiful woman!" ”
"Yes! I really haven't seen a 'beauty' who puts the word beauty on her lips every day. Thunderblade smiled, pushed the bike over, patted the back seat and said, "Beauty, sit up!" ”
"Humph!" Wen Wen snorted coldly and jumped into the back seat.
The food was bought yesterday and put in the refrigerator, so this time I didn't go to the vegetable market, but went straight home.
When Lei Blade got home, he opened the refrigerator, took out the dishes inside and put them aside to thaw, and then asked Wen Wen: "Will you eat fried chicken wings and boiled beef tonight?" ”
"Yes!" Warm put on a home suit and walked out of the bedroom, the casual and cool match looked charming and playful, "Need my help?" ”
"You washed the green peppers!" Thunderblade pointed to the green pepper in the dustpan and said to Wen Wen.
"Okay! Although this girl's cooking skills are not good, the washing of vegetables is absolutely first-class. I think I was at home, but this girl was at home...... Yes! Before she could finish her warm words, she jumped up and down to scream.
"What's wrong, Miss?" Lei Jian looked at Wen Wen and threw the green pepper in his hand into the water in a panic, splashed himself with water, and asked angrily.
"Worm, worm...... There is a big worm in the green pepper! Wen Wen pointed to the green pepper that was thrown away, and said with palpitations.
Thunder Blade took a closer look, and saw that there was a worm smaller than the little finger lying in the green pepper, which looked like it should be dead, so he couldn't help but reach out and pick it up, turned his head and smiled warmly: "This worm is really ...... It's huge! ”
Wen Wen's face turned red, and she was about to scold Thunder Blade, but when she saw Thunder Blade stretching out her hand holding the insect towards her, Wen Wen immediately jumped and shouted in fright: "Take it away, it's really terrifying!" ”
"Cut! Isn't it just a dead worm, do you need to be so scared? Thunderblade said disdainfully.
"Who...... Who said I was scared, I just felt disgusting, it was disgusting like you! Wen Wen blushed and said stiffly.
"Cut!" Thunder Blade glanced at him with disdain, and suddenly smiled slyly, "Then you can continue to wash the vegetables!" ”
"I ...... It occurred to me that there was a manuscript that had not been written, so you should wash the dishes yourself, and I went in to write the manuscript. Remember to call me when you eat! Thinking that there would be worms crawling out of the green peppers later, Wen Wen suddenly stopped doing it, shook off these words, turned around and got out of the kitchen, and walked quickly towards the bedroom.
"Cut! If you're afraid, just say it, and I won't laugh at you. Thunder Blade looked warm and embarrassed, and couldn't help but smile.