Chapter 37: Look at the goldfish
At first, I didn't know what to do with myself, but as the thing became bigger and harder, Bai Lin suddenly reacted, like a rabbit that had been stepped on its tail, swooped up and landed in the co-pilot's seat.
As the saying goes, it's just three things!
Thinking of Thunder Blade repeatedly and repeatedly using that dirty thing to take advantage of himself, Bai Lin's face flushed with anger, and he turned his head to look at Thunder Blade angrily.
"You ......" was about to scold, but Bai Lin saw that Lei Blade's face was pale, and there were beads of sweat on his forehead, and he couldn't help but wonder: "What's wrong with you?" ”
Lei Blade leaned back on his seat, waved his hand with difficulty, and endured the pain: "You sat down with me just now, and now it hurts a lot." ”
"Ah......" Bai Lin suddenly opened her mouth wide and was speechless.
Although Bai Lin doesn't know much about men and women, she also knows that the Tao is very important to men and is the lifeblood of men. If you get injured there, you won't be able to walk on the road at least, or you won't be able to do it at worst.
Therefore, Bai Lin is really panicked now.
"Does it matter if you want to? Shall I take you to the hospital? Bai Lin asked in a panic.
Bai Lin's impression of Thunder Blade was that kind of ancient well without waves, and seeing that she was panicked at this time, Thunder Blade's heart was a little excited. However, on the surface, he still looks weak.
Lei Blade shook his head at Bai Lin and said, "It's easy to say anywhere else, but it's that place where I was injured, how can I be embarrassed to let you send me to the hospital." I'd better put up with it, maybe I'll be fine after this pain! ”
Hearing Lei Blade say this, Bai Lin also understood that men have self-esteem, but this injury is related to himself! If Lei Blade can't be a man in this life, then he can't ...... Bah! It's obviously because he's that he made it like this, why am I guilty.
Bai Lin took a sip with a red face, and said angrily: "Sick doctor!" I'm a girl willing to send you there, what else are you embarrassed about. You bear with it first, and I'll call 120 right away. ”
Seeing that Bai Lin was about to go to get the mobile phone in the bag, Lei Jian hurriedly stopped: "Don't be so troublesome, I don't have as much pain as I did just now, and it shouldn't hurt after a while." ”
"Really?" Bai Lin asked in disbelief.
"Hmm!" Thunder Blade nodded solemnly.
In fact, when the little thunder blade was just pressed down by Bai Lin's buttocks, it hurt a little, and after the strength came over, it was already fine, or it couldn't have been able to make Bai Lin bounce up all of a sudden.
The reason why the Thunder Blade pretended to be castrated in pain was mainly because he was afraid that Bai Lin would think that he had deliberately taken the opportunity to rub oil just now, and in a fit of anger, he really cut the little Thunder Blade.
"Why are you getting better so quickly, you can't be pretending just now, right?" Bai Lin, who had calmed down, suddenly noticed something, her face suddenly turned cold, and she squinted her eyes and asked.
Lei Jian was shocked in his heart, he didn't expect this woman to be so shrewd and see through her little tricks so quickly, but he admired her IQ a little.
"It seems that the big chest and no brain are all applicable!" Lei Jian silently sighed in his heart, and made up his mind that no matter how much Bai Lin coerced and lured, he would not admit it even if he was killed.
Thunder Blade showed an innocent face, shrugged his shoulders and defended, "You don't think that the thing about your ass pressing me just now was fake, right?" ”
Of course it won't be fake, I clearly feel his damn thing.
Seeing that Bai Lin bit his lip and didn't speak, Lei Jian continued: "If you really don't believe it, I have to take off my pants and let you check it yourself." Perhaps, my brother will come up and still have traces of your crushing! ”
Seeing that Lei Blade was about to stand up and take off his pants, Bai Lin immediately shouted: "Okay, okay, I believe you." ”
"I said it earlier, but it turned out to be a waste of so much of my biological energy, so I must eat more later." Thunderblade sat down with a smile and said proudly.
"Eat you!" Bai Lin glared at Lei Jian fiercely, turned his head to the window, and didn't want to pay attention to him anymore.
Chick, fight with me, you're still a little tender! Lei Blade felt proud in his heart, looked at the time, and said to Bai Lin: "You fasten your seat belt, I'm going to drive fast." ”
"You can just open it, I can do it if I don't tie it." Bai Lin snorted angrily.
Thunder Blade kindly reminded: "I advise you to tie it up, so as not to be unbearable when you get it." ”
"Why are you so verbose? If you want to open it, let me open it if you don't open it. Bai Lin said impatiently.
"Alright! You didn't tie it yourself, don't blame me for not reminding you then. Sit tight, I'm on! Thunderblade shook his head and put his foot on the clutch.
"Why are you so ......" Before Bai Lin's words were finished, he felt a huge force pushing him forward, and he was suddenly frightened, and hurriedly reached out and grabbed the armrest on his head.
The car drifted out of a brilliant arc and stopped right within the parking line on the side of the street.
"It's here!" Lei Blade turned his head to look at Bai Lin, and saw that the other party's face was pale, the button of the collar was even loosened, and the two towering peaks rose and fell one after another under the white shirt, seeing that Thunder Blade swallowed a mouthful of saliva with difficulty, and his eyes were straight.
"Thunderblade, you bastard! Are you driving or killing! Bai Lin finally completely abandoned his previous arrogance and scolded at the Thunder Blade, not noticing that a large piece of his chest was gone.
Thunder Blade wanted to say to Bai Lin, fortunately, your car is only a low-end Mazda 6, if you change to a Bugatti Veyron SuperSports or SSCUltimateAero, I can drive you to chase the plane, but given that Bai Lin's anger value is a bit high now, Thunder Blade still held back.
Lei Jian pointed to the place on Bai Lin's chest and said softly, "Beauty, you're gone!" ”
"What's your business with me leaving...... Belch? Bai Lin looked down and saw that the button on her neckline had been loosened at some point, and a large piece of the white flower on her chest was exposed to the air...... And in the eyes of the thunder blade, he was almost fainted by the air.
However, a mature woman is a mature woman after all. didn't scream like a girl, nor did she act indifferent like a rotten girl, but gently reached out to tie the button, and then casually diverted the topic and asked lightly: "This is what you call Fushou Noodle Restaurant?" ”
"Ah......" Lei Blade's thinking was obviously a little unable to keep up with Bai Lin's question, and he opened his mouth stupidly, not knowing what to say.
Bai Lin glanced at the thunder blade disdainfully, opened the car door and said, "Get out of the car, I'll lock the car!" ”
"Oh!" Thunderblade answered softly, obediently opened the car door and walked down.
Bai Lin took out the electronic key, pressed the car door in a chic manner, then put the bag on his shoulder, and walked into the Fushou noodle restaurant with his head held high.
Since it was lunch time, the business of Fushou Noodle Restaurant was very good, and the noodle restaurant was crowded with customers, Zhuang Fushou was busy cooking noodles in front of the cauldron, greeting customers, and did not notice the Thunder Blade.
Thunder Blade saw that there was a vacancy at a table in the back room, and immediately ran over to take the lead, and then beckoned to Bai Lin.
Bai Lin hesitated for a moment, but still walked over, but her brows were about to be twisted into a line.
"What? Do you think it's dirty or do you think the people who come here to eat noodles don't have identity? Thunder Blade asked Bai Lin with a smile, a hint of contempt on his face.
Bai Lin really couldn't get used to the taste here, so she covered her nose with her hand and said to Thunder Blade, "Thunder Blade, can we not eat here?" I'm really not used to the smell. ”
Seeing that Lei Jian didn't speak, Bai Lin bit his lip and said in a pleading tone, "Or, I'll invite you to a big dinner?" If you don't like to eat Western food, we can also go for seafood. ”
Thunder Blade shook his head helplessly and said, "It's all here, you can just take it!" I promise, as long as you eat Lao Zhuang's Fushou noodles once, you will definitely come back in the future. ”
"Kill me, I won't come back again." Bai Lin shook his head and said very resolutely.
However, seeing that Thunder Blade insisted on eating here, Bai Lin didn't say anything more, and sat opposite Thunder Blade with her nose covered, but she looked like a wronged little daughter-in-law.
After Zhuang Fushou greeted the other guests, he saw Lei Jian and Bai Lin, walked over and asked with a smile, "Girlfriend?" ”
"Colleague!" Lei Jian shook his head with a smile, raised two fingers at Zhuang Fushou, and said, "Two bowls of Fushou noodles, a bowl of chicken soup, and a bowl of seafood!" ”
"Wait!" Zhuang Fushou looked at the thunder blade ambiguously, turned around and walked away.
Seeing Bai Lin's black line, Lei Jian couldn't help but explain with a smile: "I used to come to Lao Zhuang to eat noodles here, so I know him very well, but he misunderstood that you were my girlfriend." ”
Bai Lin shook his head and said, "I don't mean this, let me ask you, why did you just help me make the noodles without asking me what I mean?" ”
"Huh?" Lei Jian was stunned for a moment, and said with an embarrassed smile, "You just said to eat seafood, I thought you liked seafood, so I will help you order seafood." If you don't like it, I'll give you a different taste! ”
"I didn't mean that, I just didn't like people making decisions for me." Bai Lin said very seriously, "Forget it this time, next time before making a decision for me, please ask me first." ”
"I know it!" Lei Jian smiled awkwardly, but he had a new understanding of Bai Lin in his heart, thinking that this woman was so strong, should she take the queen route?
Qi bangs are cute sisters, oblique bangs are royal sisters, ponytails are ladies, and the middle is the queen? Lei Blade looked at Bai Lin's goldfish head, shook his head suspiciously, and sighed in his heart: "It seems that it is necessary for me to go back and check what kind of route the woman with the goldfish head is taking." ”
"What are you looking at?" Bai Lin couldn't help but ask curiously when he saw Thunder Blade staring straight at his hair.
"I'm looking at goldfish!" Thunder Blade said lightly.
"Goldfish? Where is it? Why didn't I see it? Bai Lin wondered.
Thunder Blade suddenly smiled and lowered his voice and said to Bai Lin: "You can't see the goldfish, only the little girl can see it." ”
"For what?" Bai Lin was even more puzzled.
Thunder Blade sneered, "Because uncle will only bring ...... Little sister went to 'see' the goldfish, so 'hmm' good! ”