Chapter Eighty-Four: Pretending to be a Pig and Eating a Tiger
After ordering the food and drinks, everyone chatted and waited for the dishes to come up. They are all doctors, and they don't leave their profession in three sentences. It can be seen that everyone is very curious about Erdan's medical skills, especially the hand that Erdan showed today, everyone can see clearly, in a short period of time, a congenital deafness patient has recovered his hearing, and there seems to be no doctor who can have this ability around the world! Erdan had to repeat the lie he had told several times, and everyone really believed it.
Talking are all two eggs and two old men talking, Shishi is a very competent listener with his cheeks, and Ma Lei's heart is on Shishi.
"Shishi, I heard that you are a flight attendant, and your work is very easy, right?" Ma Lei finally caught the opportunity, so he asked.
"That's it!"
"What kind of flight is it, I'll take it when I have time."
"Jiangdong to Dubai."
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Ma Lei's questions were thrown at the poems like a cannon, and the poems answered them one by one, without the slightest impatience, which made Ma Lei very happy, there must be a play. Especially when Shishi told Ma Lei his phone number, Ma Lei was so happy that he was about to faint, and the money was worth it today.
Peng Qinghai's impression of Erdan has always been good, Geng Xiaofeng was originally a little prejudiced against Erdan, but now his impression of Erdan has also changed a little.
Erdan was still holding an unfinished rock sugar gourd in his hand, chatting with the two old men about traditional Chinese medicine. Traditional Chinese medicine mainly includes two parts, one is the technique of diagnosis, and the other is the use of traditional Chinese medicine.
When it comes to traditional Chinese medicine, Dr. Peng's words are opened.
"Erdan, do you know that the hawthorn used to make rock sugar gourd can also be used for medicine?" Old Doctor Peng saw Erdan holding half a string of rock sugar gourds in his hand, and asked casually.
"I know this." Ma Lei was telling jokes with Shishi, which made the little girl laugh, and when she heard this topic, she hurriedly interjected, "Hawthorn has a lot of medicinal effects, it can eliminate food accumulation, disperse blood, drive tapeworms, stop dysentery, especially in helping digestion, it has been a good medicine for digestion since ancient times." ”
"Brother Ma is really knowledgeable!" Erdan praised it.
If you want to say what the effect of hawthorn is, Erdan is also a knowledgeable Taoist, and it is all in books. was praised by the second egg, Ma Lei was also happy in his heart. Ma Lei's original intention was to show his erudition in front of Shishi, and sure enough, Shishi, the girl, also cast an appreciative gaze.
"Then Doctor Ma, do you know the origin of the rock sugar gourd?" Peng Qinghai then asked. If you want to talk about Dr. Ma, there are indeed a few levels, but in terms of life, it is not good, the heart is too small, and the utilitarian heart is heavy.
"This, this, I really don't know. You said I didn't remember what I was doing with this thing! Ma Lei looked very innocent, don't ask questions so tricky and weird, okay.
In the same way, the second egg does not know how to solve this problem. The girl told the story:
According to legend, Song Guangzong's favorite imperial concubine was sick, her face was yellow and muscular, she had no appetite, and the whole person was about to die. The imperial doctor in the palace had no way to take the imperial concubine's illness, and many supplements were used, but the effect was not seen for a long time.
The Yellow Emperor was the most embarrassed, and Zhang Bang went to the people to recruit good doctors. Later, a Jianghu Tulangzhong unveiled the list, and the Yellow Emperor invited Langzhong to the palace to see the imperial concubine.
Lang Zhong took the pulse of the concubine and knew how the concubine's condition was, and he said to the emperor: "The concubine's illness is not in the way, as long as you boil the rock sugar and hawthorn, take seven or eight pills before each meal, and it will be fine in a few days." ”
At first, everyone didn't believe it, but within a few days, the concubine's illness really improved. Later, this way of eating hawthorn spread to the people, and some people strung hawthorn together to become the rock sugar gourd we see today.
Erdan really doesn't know that there is such a poignant love story of the inconspicuous rock sugar gourd. After telling this story, Shishi looked at the second egg, and ate the rock sugar gourd, hoping that he could eat a different taste.
"Erdan, what do you think of the taste of rock sugar gourd now?" Peng Qinghai asked with a smile.
Peng Qinghai is over 60 years old, and he is also an old man with the same essence. Old man Peng could see at a glance that Shishi liked Erdan, and Erdan, a wooden melon seed, didn't seem to know what to do. Ma Lei's admiration for poetry is all on his face, but other people's poetry doesn't call him at all! As the saying goes, a gentleman wants adult beauty, and Old Man Peng wanted to tear off the tulle between the two eggs and the poems on a whim.
"A little sweet, a little sour." Erdan said with a hawthorn rolled with honey.
"Didn't you taste anything else?"
"Something else?" Since Dr. Peng said that there are other flavors, there must be other flavors, and the second egg chewed and tasted it very seriously, "It's still a little bitter." ”
"I'll go!" Old Doctor Peng almost didn't squirt, this guy looks very shrewd, how can he still be a wooden melon seed in terms of love, "The story of Miss Wang has been told to you in vain." ”
Shishi's face flushed.
Fortunately, by this time, the food had been served, and the drinks had also come up.
"What does Miss Shishi drink? Why don't I get you a bottle of orange juice? Ma Lei asked with concern.
"Shishi likes to drink red wine, especially French dry red." Two egg road. Erdan had a meal at the poet's house last time, and he was telling the truth. Ma Lei's face is a little green, a bottle of dry red is at least a few hundred smaller, and the vintage is several thousand. How cost-effective a bottle of orange juice is, a few dollars.
"That, that,"
Shishi saw that Ma Lei was a little deflated, and she couldn't bear it, "I'll drink boiled water!" ”
"Boiled water is good!" Dr. Geng said, "In traditional Chinese medicine, boiled water is the king of white medicine, boiled water is a neutral substance, which can take away the cold and damp poison in the body, and can discharge the impurities in the body through perspiration to promote metabolism." In addition, it can also play a role in beauty and beauty! ”
"Listening to what Dr. Geng said, then I really need to drink plain water!"
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Ma Lei filled everyone with liquor. Peng Qinghai and Geng Xiaofeng have already said that they can only drink one drink, about two taels, and the rest is not left with two eggs and Ma Leibao.
"For the first cup, let's all raise a glass and celebrate together." Ma Lei stood up with a wine glass very freely. Everyone stood up, and Shishi also stood with boiled water.
"What are you celebrating?" Shishi asked.
That's right, what are you celebrating, you can't do it without a gimmick! Ma Lei wanted to break his head and didn't know what Lu Daoqing was, so embarrassed.
"I wish our acupuncture clinic a successful meeting." Two egg road.
"Okay, let's celebrate the successful holding of our acupuncture and moxibustion diagnosis meeting." Peng Qinghai praised.
"Doctor Peng, Doctor Geng, you are free, Brother Li, our brothers have to do it!" Ma Lei finished the two taels of wine as he spoke, yes, the amount of wine really didn't blow out.
"Done? Isn't it too much. Erdan looked very embarrassed.
Ma Lei smiled, "Anyway, I did it, you can do it!" ”
"Brother Ma is done, then I'll do it too." Erdan leaned his neck and swallowed the wine with "difficulty".
Shishi knew that the second egg was going to play tricks. Erdan's amount of alcohol is somewhat understood, and the last time Erdan went to Shishi's house for dinner, drinking wine was like drinking cold water.
After the wine glass of the second egg was empty, Ma Lei immediately filled it.
Erdan is about to eat vegetables with chopsticks, braised official swallows, hundreds of yuan a piece, looking at the dishes makes people want to drool!
"Little Brother Li, don't be busy eating, let's go again."
"Still drinking?"
"Young people, you have to get through the drinking field. Come on, I'll do it first. Ma Lei threw his neck up and grunted and finished.
The second egg has to do it, it looks like drinking poison, not to mention how painful it is. Shishi almost laughed when she saw Erdan's appearance.
Zhang Fuyan belongs to the middle consumption in Jiangdong, and the average working class can afford to consume, so there are many people who come to eat. The dishes here are not only exquisite, but also abundant, full of color, flavor and flavor.
Erdan tasted a bite of braised official swallow, which was smooth and delicious, moist and nourishing.
The dishes have been served one after another, and two of the three bottles of liquor have been drained. Ma Lei was a little dizzy, and the second egg was even more "dizzy".
Ya, I'm not afraid that you won't fall! Ma Lei thought so in his heart, and opened the third bottle of liquor, both of them were full, raise their glasses, and do it!
"Brother Ma, I can't drink anymore, I have to get drunk if I drink again. Brother Ma, you have a good amount of alcohol, I will serve you. ”
"Man! Get drunk and not ashamed. After finishing the white, our brothers will finish the beer again. ”
"The last cup, I really can't do it, my stomach is going to explode."
Where is Ma Lei willing to let go of the second egg, if he doesn't drink the second egg today, a few thousand yuan will be spent in vain.
Shishi was eating the dishes while watching the show, and she was so happy. Peng Qinghai and Geng Xiaofeng saw two young people drinking together, and let him go. Two old guys are betting on who has the best drink.
"I think Ma Lei's kid drinks better." Geng Xiaofeng.
"But why do I think the second egg is pretending!" Peng Qinghai.
The three bottles of liquor are finished, the second egg has not fallen, and the girl is still eating with chopsticks.
"Whole beer." Ma Lei said.
"Brother Ma, if you want to drink it yourself, I really can't do it."
"Really?"
"Oh, Brother Ma, what do you say I lied to you. Or I'll take two steps and show you. ”
"Take two steps."
Erdan just stood up and fell down "accidentally", "I can't walk, I can't walk." ”
Ma Lei was overjoyed in his heart, and he saw that the amount of second egg wine had reached the limit, and it was strange that he didn't lie down after two bottles of beer.
"Look, Erdan, the beer people have also brought it, and it's not appropriate to take it back. Otherwise, try to drink as much as you can. ”
Ma Lei bit the lid of the bar beer with his teeth and opened it, and opened four bottles in one go, two bottles each.
"Deep feelings, a mouthful."
"Stuffy."
"Stuffy again."
"Stuffy!"
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Soon the two bottles of beer were finished, and the second egg could still hold the dish with chopsticks in his hand, and he ate with relish. Ma Lei is no longer good, and he is about to vomit when his stomach turns upside down.
Ma Lei is not convinced, Ma Legobi's keeps saying that he can't do it, why can't he fall down!
"Drink another bottle, this time our brothers will use bottles."
This time, Erdan surprisingly did not object, "Then my Erdan will sacrifice his life to accompany the gentleman." ”
Shishi leaned in Erdan's ear and said, "Erdan, you are so bad." ”
"How can you talk about this girl, I'm a good person, okay?"
Ma Lei spit out a bottle of beer after drinking half of it, and sprayed it all over the table. The second egg secretly screamed that it was a pity, this is all good food! Ma Lei sprayed like this, who still has the appetite to eat!
"Li, Li, Erdan, you, you pretend to be a pig ,,, eat a tiger."
"What do I have, I really can't do it."
Ma Lei drank too much and escaped a "robbery", and the last thing was the account settled by two eggs, and the five people consumed a total of 4,002.
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