Chapter 5 The Crossing Drama Kills People
Kong Yuan was originally a disciple of Wutai Annex, but was expelled from the temple more than 100 years ago for violating the color precepts, and held a grudge against it. At that time, China was in trouble, the demons were rampant, and I didn't know where to learn a body of evil kung fu, and in one night, I slaughtered hundreds of monks in Wutai Courtyard, and even the master who raised me, Master Mingxu, did not let go, and it can really be called ruthless and ungrateful!
In order to practice evil exercises, this empty distance must feed on babies who have just completed the moon every ten years, and they cannot stop the affairs of men and women every day, otherwise, they will be devoured by evil skills.
In troubled times, this empty distance is like a fish in water, committing crimes arbitrarily. In addition, the righteous people cherish their feathers, and they are even more unscrupulous, and in just a few decades, they have achieved great success. Although it is no longer necessary to feed on babies, the habit of cannibalism has been developed. Even after the establishment of New China, this fake monk still went around stealing babies and cooking them, serving heinous sins.
Besides, this empty distance must do that double cultivation every day in order to communicate yin and yang, otherwise it will be counterattacked by the anger and yin qi of countless children. This false monk was born with a good skin, and I don't know how many foolish women have been deceived and even lost their lives.
Today, in this empty nest, there are some mountain village women, and the taste is the same as chewing wax. On a whim, I wanted to find something fresh on this crowded train, but unexpectedly, I would accidentally see Zhao Feifei and Tang Yue'er, the two best.
The two daughters who use peach, golden pill, and ice lotus root as snacks at any time, and temper the true yin through Yan Jun of the underworld, are already the quality of fairies. It's just that for more than a hundred years, I have only heard of the fairy physique, but I have never seen it, and I mistakenly thought it was the innate quality, otherwise, I would have already broken out when I saw the two women.
For more than 100 years, I have seen countless battles in the air, and I am naturally not afraid of battle. At this moment, when I saw that the burly man dared to call himself "Zhang Fei Zhang Yide" with his bare hands, I felt even more funny, but the idea of taking away the fairy spirit Shuangshu was even stronger!
"Who should I be, it turned out to be Zhang Sanye."
Kong Yuan smiled slightly, the shining Zen staff in his hand paused, and said with a smile:
"But Shu Han Zhang Yide?"
Seeing him ask such a question, Han Feng could be regarded as praising himself, and his addiction to drama suddenly came up, and when he puffed out his chest muscles and glared at him, he said with an urn voice:
"It's a certain house! The empty thief is bald, and he is not going to kill himself soon! โ
Although Kong Yuan was surprised that this man actually called his name, he didn't take it to heart. In the eyes of the "Demon Monk" Kongyuan, this so-called "Zhang Yide" is just a neurosis! Moreover, Kong Yuan did not find the slightest sign of aura rotation in "Zhang Fei", and even more disdained to regard him as an opponent. Hearing this, he sneered:
"If you are the Han general Zhang Fei, why don't you see the weapon?"
Crazy Brother Dale - such a fun opponent, you can't play to death lightly, otherwise, you can only play...... Wife.
"Wow, yes! You bald thief, how dare you deceive me without weapons? Tyre! What do you think is this?! โ
With that shout, a black light rose in response, and in the palm of the "Zhang Fei" sticking out, a spear appeared out of thin air, the spear was like ink, and the tip of the spear was winding, it was the legendary Zhangba snake spear!
I saw that "Zhang Yide" shook his wrist lightly, and the tip of the snake-like spear suddenly flashed with a big spear flower. The shape is like a black dragon exploring the sea, the sound is like a ghost crying, and the end is charming and majestic.
Kong Yuan was shocked in his heart, and forcibly broke free from the spear flower, and when he raised his eyes, he saw that the man on the opposite side who was originally only wrapped in a shroud towel was wearing a crown of armor, a long sword hanging from his waist, and a spear pointing obliquely.
Could it be ...... Met the real Zhang Fei?
This, this, this can't be!
Zhang Fei on the train? Zhang Fei who can smoke??
Kong Yuan suddenly encountered such an evil thing, and he could no longer be calm in his heart, Xue Mei spread, his eyes widened, and he immediately said angrily:
"What kind of demon dares to pretend to be a ghost in front of the Buddha, and he doesn't show his original form soon! The Buddha has always been merciful and will spare you from death! โ
As soon as this majestic shout sounded, the box suddenly fell silent.
"Zhang Sanye" put the eight snake spears in front of his eyes and looked at them carefully, then raised his hands and turned around, and then looked left and right on his body for a while, and finally asked to the side in great confusion:
"I'm Zhang Fei, what's not like it?"
Zhao Feifei and Tang Yue'er beside them were watching the play quietly, covering their mouths and smiling, waiting for their husbands to play this yin monk with peace of mind - since the two women are together, they can't extinguish the man's anger, why don't you let this old monk try?
Ahem, it's against the peace, it's against the bird......
Now that Han Feng asked like this, the two girls were already holding back, how could they endure it? When even beating his chest and laughing wildly. Especially Zhao Feifei was still beating his chest desperately, and he gasped silently:
"Like! It's like that! Everywhere...... Like, even beard...... It's all like! People don't believe it, you ...... How can it be? Laugh to death! โ
The crazy brother glared at her, and didn't bother to pay attention. Anyway, there are outsiders present, anyway, it's good to have fun, and I'm most afraid that if I'm not careful, I'll scare this empty away away.
"Bold Yin monk, dare to offend me Zhang Fei? Eat my old grandson...... Uh, eat my old Zhang a shot! โ
As soon as the words fell, a black shadow, like an oolong in the sky, descended from the gap between the clouds and went straight into the sky...... Under the crotch, shoot away!
Kongyuan was shocked, waved his Zen staff violently, and finally blocked this "broken son and grandson gun". shouted angrily, unfolded his body, and had a big battle with Zhang Yide who crossed over!
If you really want to talk about martial arts, it is ten Han Feng, and they have already been abused to death. It's just that this unscrupulous Yan Jun's figure is like a ghost, the snake spear in his hand is short and long, and he always aims at the distance between his legs, and for a while, he forced this "demon monk" to be in a hurry.
Seeing that this flying move was so insidious, Kong Yuanyuan was also indignant in his heart, and while trying to parry, he shouted angrily:
"You claim to be a superior general, but you can only do this! Recklessly live up to the reputation of the 'Five Tiger Generals'! If you are really brave, you will have a big battle with the Buddha! โ
When the crazy brother saw him annoyed and angry, he was very proud in his heart, and couldn't help laughing:
"You thief, you can't make excuses. It can be known that in addition to the eight snake spears, I also have Cheng Jin's three-plate axe! โ
As soon as the words fell, the black snake spear suddenly turned into a snow-bright plate axe, and slashed diagonally from the air!
"Split your head!"
"Pick your teeth!"
"Pluck your ears!"
One move is more insidious than the other, and the axe is more obscene than the other. Forced to jump up and down in the distance, shouting:
"You were originally a general of the Han Dynasty, how could you be this ugly move of the Sui and Tang Dynasties?"
As soon as the words fell, the shadow of the axe in the sky suddenly disappeared, leaving only Zhang Fei, who was in black armor and black armor, biting his fingers in a daze:
"Yes, I'm from the Han Dynasty, how can I go to the Sui and Tang Dynasties to rob other people's jobs?"
This Yan Jun is so cute, and the two girls next to him are even more happy to laugh. Even when he saw that the old monk took advantage of the opponent's daze and attacked with a cane, he didn't bother to remind him!
Anyway, my husband wants to play with this monk, so let him play. No matter what, as long as it can extinguish the fire! As for whether my husband's life is really in danger? This is certainly not in their minds......
Seeing the shadow of the staff, the guy who didn't know whether it was Zhang Fei or Cheng Biting Jin suddenly woke up, stretched out two halberds in his hands, gently pressed the golden Zen staff, suddenly stretched out his head, and screamed in the ear of the "demon monk":
"Come to think of it, I'm Dian Wei! It's still from the Three Kingdoms - I can't be considered cheating this time, right? โ
Yuankong was startled by his sudden shout, and saw that although the appearance of this guy has not changed, the weapons in his hands are ever-changing, and he lost his fighting spirit, and desperately got out of the shadow of the halberd like a windmill of "Dian Wei", leaned against the window, held the Zen staff, and said breathlessly:
"Who are you, a man?"
When the crazy brother heard this, he also dropped the halberd in his hand, and by the way, he also threw the Zhangba snake spear and the Xuanhua axe on the floor, and then rubbed his head and asked:
"Wife, who am I? Who should I be? โ
Kong Yuan was almost so angry that he vomited blood, but he heard the two beautiful women with congenital physique on the opposite side laugh in unison:
"Zhao Zilong!"
The black-armored neurotic said in a muffled voice:
"Zhao Yun's little white face, I don't like it...... Otherwise, how about Li Kui? Even the time for makeup is saved, so as not to have the director shout Cut......"
The two beauties shook their heads in unison:
"Li Kui is too ugly, I don't like it! Change! This time, we'll have to fight a little longer! Kong Yuanden couldn't bear it anymore, opened his mouth and spewed out a blood mist, and dodged through the window.
You're awesome, you're awesome, you can cross at any time! It's okay if you don't play, right?
With infinite resentment and unwillingness, the "Demon Monk" came out of the window in the air, and as soon as he landed, he ran wildly - to stay away from that neuropathy! Even if it's just a little bit, it's superb!
After running for half an hour, he had already run from the grassland to the mountains, and he thought that he was far away from the railway, and he was really unable to support it, so he leaned on the mountain rocks and looked back with palpitations.
- That damn time-traveling drama, this time it can kill the poor monk!
Empty and far away, squenging, beating, rescuing, rescuing, Huiqian, forgery, suburb, Zhuo, chlorine, locust, forgery, punishing, scarrying, sting
The black "Yiren" seemed to feel a little guilty for his relentless pursuit, and actually scratched his head embarrassedly, hehe, and asked casually:
"In my current appearance, I think of another person! is Zhu Yuanzhang's fierce general, named Hu Dahai. What do you guys think? โ
Beside the black charcoal head, there were two congenital beauties who had been coveted for a long time, and when they saw him ask, even if Qiong's nose wrinkled, he snorted:
"Except for Zhao Zilong, none of us like it!"
The black charcoal head looked embarrassed, raised his eyes and looked around, as if he had just seen the sky, his eyes lit up, and he asked anxiously:
"Monk Kongyuan, how about I just be Mingxu? It just happens to be your master, and you have evil retributionโokay? โ