Chapter 901: Super Big Fool
"Brother Hao, after we get rid of Huang Laoxi, we can also follow the light in the future, and when we need someone in the research room in the future, we can go over to help, so that we can take the opportunity to go out and eat wildly." The pheasant reached out and touched his mouth, his eyes lit up, as if his eyes were full of various delicacies, waiting for him to enjoy.
Pheasant's biggest wish to go to university is to eat all kinds of food in Kyoto, and he calls himself a foodie, so he must live up to this reputation.
"When I have time, I'll go and make money."
Haonan also changed his comfortable posture and leaned back in his chair.
Before Haonan came to college, he had already negotiated with his family, and he would find a way to solve the tuition fee for four years of college by himself, and he definitely didn't need a penny of help from his family.
The reason why Haonan chose to major in bioengineering is because he heard that this major is the most leisurely major, and he has enough time to do business.
What the? For what is not a financial major, jokes, Haonan was born in a big business family, the history of the whole family is thoroughly studied, much stronger than what financial major to study, moreover, since he was a child, he has been exposed to the knowledge of finance, and he has been constantly manipulating the combination of practical theories, and has long been integrated with various financial knowledge, and he also studied finance in college, which is simply a waste of time.
And a waste of time is a waste of money, which is unforgivable for Haonan!
"As you said, I finally have time to paint."
Zhang Yun is also happy, his biggest hobby is painting, painting is like half of his life, he is full of love for painting art, just like madly in love with a beautiful girl.
In high school, in addition to the accumulation of various knowledge, that is, exercises, every day of life was filled and occupied by learning, where is there any time to complete the painting he loves, so Zhang Yun has been studying cultural classes with a painful love.
Now, I have finally gone to university, and with only one, I can fulfill my great dream in a bright and bright way, and I don't have to worry about running out of time!
For Zhang Yun, university is not a transitional period for learning future survival skills, but a transit station for pursuing and realizing dreams!
"I'll tell you, the color and concentration of blood also have a peculiar correlation with how intelligent humans are, and I'm working on that.
You were able to surpass the score line of the college entrance examination, which can definitely divide you into the team of smart people, and your blood is definitely worth collecting and studying. ”
Huang Laoxi's face was happy, showing an innocent smile like a child.
"So you've been ready for a long time."
Jiang Hao's face was depressed, and his feelings Huang Laoxie had already topped himself, not because he had just exposed his blood vessels, which attracted special attention.
"I will use the blood of the top few in our school to study." Huang Laoxie glanced left and right, lowered his voice, and said in a voice that only two people could hear.
"Huh?"
Jiang Hao was completely speechless, he knew that Huang Lao's heresy was 100% true, according to his identity as a professor, there were countless ways to get some blood, for example, the school would conduct a physical examination when entering the school, the purpose was to prevent students with diseases from entering the university, which would have a negative impact on other students.
As long as Huang Laoxie needs to say hello to the school leaders, he can easily get the blood used by the students for testing, and then he can go to the laboratory for research.
Even, if a certain student's blood tube is not enough, Huang Laoxie can also make an excuse to collect and study the blood without the person's knowledge.
Huang Laoxi's research method is not easy to evaluate, but one thing is worth affirming, that is, Huang Laoxie has a lot of experience in how to steal blood, and it is also very easy to operate, even if he does not agree to give him blood research, presumably he will make up a new irresistible reason to collect blood!
It seems that I haven't had any blood drawn since I entered school!
Jiang Hao secretly breathed a sigh of relief, if he didn't know it, he would really be fooled by the school, and he didn't know that his blood was used for research.
Jiang Hao decided that once a year in the physical examination held by the school, he would choose one of the four roommates to hand in the blood, so as not to expose himself to being topped by Huang Laoxi.
If you really get on top of Huang Laoxi, it will really be over.
"You're four people this time, aren't you?"
Huang Laoxi's gaze swept towards the four pheasants who were immersed in how to enjoy.
"It's not good, Professor Huang is going to trouble us."
The pheasant chuckled in his heart, swallowed his saliva in fear, looked at the unkind Huang Laoxie with a timid look, and cried out in his heart: It seems that he is in a catastrophe.
"This old man is too vindictive."
Haonan had a bitter face, a bitter and hateful look, and his voice trembled, he really couldn't figure out what kind of dignified professor he wanted to be unhappy with an ordinary student.
"Brother Hao...... will help us. ”
Zhang Yun also hurriedly sat upright, looking at Jiang Hao with earnest eyes, praying to the gods and Buddhas in his heart that he could successfully get through this difficulty.
"Yes."
Jiang Hao nodded, there is no need to lie about this question, who let the four of them come in blatantly just now, he just can't understand why Huang Laoxie can't let go of the other three people, but it's normal not to understand, who made Huang Laoxie an evil person!
"Four people have skipped class, the situation is very serious, do you know how I deal with this kind of student who does not go to class and skips class?" Huang Laoxie snorted heavily, revealing a majestic momentum.
"How?"
Jiang Hao asked very cooperatively.
"Directly expelled, eliminated from school, and dared to skip class on the first day, it is really too bold and reckless, and it must be severely punished."
Huang Laoxie looks like he hates iron but not steel.
"Oops."
The faces of the four pheasants changed greatly, and their hearts fell to the bottom, Huang Laoxi's unspeakable appearance was simply too lethal, and they all agreed, pitifully cast a look at Jiang Hao for help, Brother Hao, you said that you would help us get through the difficulties, can you break your word!
"There's a reason we're late today."
Jiang Hao coughed dryly, Huang Laoxi's unsympathetic posture may make some crazy moves, for the comfort of his roommates, he had to fool again, fortunately, he had already found a reason before he entered the class.
"What is the reason?"
Huang Laoxi's face was cold, an old face like a bun fold was covered with frost, he wanted to see what kind of important reason it was, so that they could not be afraid of the serious consequences of skipping class.
"It's not for you, pick the wrong one for you."
Jiang Hao said with a serious face.
"Pick the wrong one for me?" Huang Laoxi's eyes widened, he pointed his finger at the tip of his nose, and raised his voice by a few hundred degrees in an obviously questioning tone.
"Yes."
Jiang Hao nodded vigorously, with a sincere face.
"Brother Hao has made a move."
Hao Nan's eyes widened, and he pricked up his ears, wanting to hear Jiang Hao's big fool and how he was going to take down Huang Laoxi.
"If I make any mistakes, they need to pick them out." Huang Laoxie looked confused, it was the monk of the second zhang who couldn't touch his head, his brain was spinning rapidly, it seemed that he hadn't done anything that needed to be faulty recently, and besides, he had always been rigorous in doing things, why did he need someone to find the wrong one?
"It's picking out the mistakes in your writings."
Jiang Hao said the truth in one word. Since Huang Laoxie is a rigorous research professor, if he can pick out his mistakes, he will definitely not be punished by him, but will win his appreciation, and to deal with this kind of evil person, you have to use evil methods.
"Is there an error in my writing?"
Huang Laoxi's eyelids jumped a few times, each of his books has been tested and corrected by many people, don't even think of finding a typo, it is the first time in so many years that someone can find a mistake in his own book, which makes him feel very interesting.
"We didn't delay the class, but we felt that we should prepare a gift for you for the first time in the worship of the professor, but ordinary gifts were not enough to express the admiration in our hearts, so we decided to prepare a special gift, and we finally found it, that is, to pick the mistakes in your book.
However, we did find it, and we found more than one error, and even some theories were completely wrong.
It's time for class, but we don't feel like we're perfect until we finish looking for the mistakes and hand them over to you.
As a result, we are constantly looking for mistakes, and we lose track of time, resulting in missing your class.
But happily, we have finally found all the errors in all your books, and we have completed our original idea. ”
Jiang Hao said with a smile on his face, with a sincere face, where is the slightest treacherous when fooling people.
"You're going to give me a gift!"
Huang Laoxi's heart warmed, he knew that his image in the minds of the students was an unreasonable strange old man, the students were in awe of him, but there were not many people close to him, even if someone deliberately got close to him with some kind of selfish purpose, without any purpose, without any utilitarian nature of the active approach, there are too few, let alone giving gifts.
"You mean you've read my entire book?"
Huang Laoxie asked with a shocked face, there are too many professional books he has written over the years, and even he doesn't remember how many there are.
It is often said that the proudest thing for a writer is the height of his work, which can be the same as his own height.
It takes a lot of time to read his books once, after all, many of the research theories and professional terminology in them are obscure, and even professionals may not have the patience to read them, let alone find errors from them, which is simply too much to test a person's patience.
Even, even Huang Laoxie himself didn't dare to say that he still had the patience to read all the works, if he added a lot of books that he also participated in, the number of books that needed to be read would be unimaginable.
He suspected that the excuse Jiang Hao said was untrue, but Jiang Hao's very serious appearance made him can't help but waver, if he was too suspicious at the moment, it was very likely to hurt the student's heart!
"Yes, it's all the books, not a single book has been left behind, as long as the books with your name are written on them, they have all been borrowed from the reading room, and they have been read word for word."
Jiang Hao said in an unquestionable tone.
"How long have you been watching?"
Huang Laoxie was slightly moved, and continued to ask tentatively.
"Since the beginning of the school, except for the military training, I have nothing to do, all of which have been spent watching the books you have written, until I stayed up all night last night, and I just entered the class, which is considered to be over."
Jiang Hao replied thoughtfully, and yawned very cooperatively.
"I've been watching it for a month!"
Huang Laoxi's wise eyes were full of soul-stirring light, he tried to find the element of lying from Jiang Hao's words, but he failed after all, did they really spend a month insisting on reading all my works?