Chapter 1349 - Beat the old dog
Just when Lin Tian was about to go down to get some food, a fat eunuch with a big belly walked into the imperial dining room, his face was oily, and it could be seen that he usually did not lack oil and water.
"The emperor has returned to the palace, you should hurry up and send dinner over." The fat eunuch looked like he was on top, and shouted coldly at the eunuchs and imperial chefs who were doing things in the imperial dining room.
Lin Tian smiled coldly, looking at the eunuch suit on this fat eunuch is very gorgeous, it seems that he is the chief eunuch in the palace, just like the father-in-law of Xiangxiang Kingdom, relying on himself to be a general manager, always showing off his might.
What about showing off your might? Not yet a dead eunuch.
But the fat eunuch is a person with status after all, and when he gave an order, the eunuchs and the imperial chefs nodded silently, and then walked out of the imperial dining room with all kinds of prepared delicacies and sent them to the emperor Lao'er.
After everyone left, only the fat eunuch just now was left in the imperial dining room, and he hurriedly ran to the door, poked his head out to take a look, and saw that there was no one else outside, so he quickly closed the door of the imperial dining room.
Seeing this scene, Lin Tian smiled again, it was obvious that this fat eunuch was going to do something bad.
Sure enough, after the fat eunuch closed the door of the imperial dining room, he walked quickly to the stove, and there was a casserole on the stove, and something was cooking.
The fat eunuch opened the lid of the casserole, hurriedly took out a packet of medicinal powder from his arms, carefully poured the medicinal powder into the casserole, and then stirred it with a spoon a few times to fully melt the medicinal powder in the food, and quickly closed the lid of the casserole, and the action was done in one go. There was no pause, which showed that he was used to doing this kind of unsightly deed.
Lin Tian didn't think much of this kind of thing, the intrigue in the palace really seemed to be commonplace. Today you plot against me, tomorrow I frame you, this fat eunuch was obviously sent by someone else to drug other people in the palace.
However, after Lin Tian thought for a while, a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, and then he said to Dong Jiyao: "You wait for me here, and I'll be back immediately." ”
"Yes." Dong Jiyao nodded.
After Lin Tian left the imperial dining room. Soon he returned again, with two eunuchs' clothes in his hands.
"Xianggong. What's to be done? Dong Jiyao blinked incomprehensibly, and looked at Lin Tian very puzzled.
"Let's change our clothes first, so that we can move freely in the palace." Lin Tian handed the clothes to Dong Jiyao, and it was indeed so. After changing into the clothes of eunuchs, the guards patrolling the palace did not think that they were infiltrating assassins, which was quite safe.
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After changing their clothes, Lin Tian and Dong Jiyao jumped from the roof of the imperial dining room and entered the imperial dining room, at this time the fat eunuch had already opened the door and pretended to be nothing.
When the fat eunuch saw Lin Tian and the others coming in, he didn't have a trace of suspicion, and pointed to the casserole that he had drugged just now and said, "You guys came just in time, this white fungus lotus seed porridge is prepared for Concubine Xu Xian." Hurry up and send it over. ”
"Yes." Lin Tian nodded, glanced at Dong Jiyao, and Dong Jiyao walked over and brought the white fungus lotus seed porridge out of the imperial dining room. He walked over and picked up a roast chicken and some pastries on the table, ready to take them away.
"Stop." Just as Lin Tian was about to leave the imperial dining room, the fat eunuch called out to him, glanced in front of Lin Tian, and asked suspiciously, "Why has our family never talked about you?" New to the situation? ”
"Yes, father-in-law, the little one just attacked today." Lin Tian said with a smile.
The fat eunuch glanced at the roast chicken and pastries in Lin Tian's hand. Snorted coldly: "What? On the first day of entering the palace, you learned to steal things from the imperial dining room and eat? ”
Suddenly, Lin Tian raised his head and glared at the fat eunuch. smiled: "I think you misunderstood, I didn't learn to steal, but I was born to steal." ”
The fat eunuch frowned, not only did he not get angry, but laughed, "You kid is quite interesting, no one has dared to be so arrogant in front of me for a long time...... Would you like to be my godson? As long as my father-in-law is here, I guarantee that you will not be bullied for the rest of your life. ”
"Be your godson? You're insane, aren't you? Which green onion are you? Lin Tian shouted angrily.
Gonggong Hai was suddenly displeased, and scolded angrily: "You little thing, you don't know what to do? Let's sue you, I'm the head of the harem, and I'm a celebrity in front of the Queen of the East, so I'm not happy to think you're my godson? ”
Lin Tian sneered: "Isn't it the head of the harem, what's the big deal?" Don't think of yourself as a character, you're just an old dog. ”
"You ......" Hai Gonggong's nose smoked, and he pointed at Lin Tian and scolded: "The little thing who has only entered the palace on the first day dares to talk to our family like this, it's too presumptuous...... Yes, I'm an old dog, but the old dog will die if he goes crazy, you wait for me, and our family will call someone to destroy your little thing. ”
Gonggong Hai turned around and was about to go out and call someone to clean up Lin Tian, but his collar was grabbed by Lin Tian, and with a sharp pull, he fell backwards and fell down.
"Dog, you still want to call someone?" Lin Tian stepped on Gonggong Hai's chest again, and Gonggong Hai spurted a mouthful of blood from his mouth with a pop.
The muscles on Grandpa Hai's face twitched a few times, but his mouth was still very arrogant, and he scolded: "You dare to beat me? I'm the Queen's ......"
Before he finished his words, Lin Tian stepped on it again, and the painful Father-in-law Hai screamed.
"You're not human, I'm going to let the queen cut off your head."
Bang, another kick.
"You ......"
Bang, another kick.
Bang bang bang......
Lin Tian stomped on Grandpa Hai's chest many times in a row, until Grandpa Hai completely passed out, and then he left the imperial dining room.
Out of the imperial dining room, Lin Tian found Dong Jiyao waiting for her at the door.
"Xianggong, why is it so long?" Dong Jiyao asked.
"It's okay, an old dog came out just now and bit people, I'll solve it by the way." Lin Tian cracked his mouth and smiled.
"Old dog?" Dong Jiyao was puzzled, how could there be a dog in this imperial dining room? But none of this mattered, and hurriedly said, "What should we do now?" ”
"Of course, I'm going to send white fungus lotus seed soup to Concubine Xu Xian." Lin Tian stretched out his hand to remove the lid of the casserole that Dong Jiyao was holding in his hand, leaned in and sniffed it, smiled slightly, and said, "It seems that this Concubine Xu Xian is a pregnant woman." ”
"Xianggong, how do you know?" Dong Jiyao looked at Lin Tian in surprise, just by smelling this pot of white fungus lotus seed soup, you can tell if a person is pregnant? That's amazing, isn't it?
"Because there's saffron in this soup." Lin Tian said, "The function of safflower is to make a pregnant woman have an abortion, and the fat eunuch just now said that it was going to be sent to Concubine Xu Xian, do you say that this Concubine Xu Xian is pregnant?" (To be continued)