396 Explanation of the Fat and Thin Two Elders [text]
is the so-called stretch out your hand and don't hit the smiling person, let alone two sixty or seventy-year-old people with a very low posture.
Jin Haotian is a person who eats soft but not hard. So I really couldn't give up and kicked them out.
"Sit down!" Jin Haotian said lightly.
"Thank you." The two said gratefully, the heart that has been mentioned in their throats has also been put down a lot, and being able to sit down and talk about it proves that there is still a show.
"This little brother, and this girl, I think there is some misunderstanding between us." The thin old man said curtly.
"Misunderstanding?" Hearing this, He Jinying was very excited, and shouted hysterically: "After being ruined by your beasts for a month, you dare to say that it is a misunderstanding!" Wait for me, and I'll send you to jail. ”
He Jinying shouted like this, the old faces of the two old men were as red as pig liver, and they were very embarrassed and didn't know what to say, so they said stupidly after a long time: "Girl, what our brothers did to you is indeed a little too much, but we are also for your good." ”
"Hehe, for my good, you old bastard is really fucking shameless, sleeping with your aunt and grandmother, and even saying that it is for my good, is there anyone more shameless than you in the world?" The old man's words made He Jinying furious, if she had a gun in her hand, she would definitely beat them into a sieve mercilessly to eliminate the hatred in her heart.
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"Girl, extinguish the fire, I want to hear what we have to say, if you still feel resentful at that time, whether you kill or kill and let you dispose of it, we have no complaints." The thin old man said.
The fat old man also said very frankly: "You can rest assured of this girl, we can't beat this little brother anyway." ”
"Miss He, since they have come to the door, we will give him a chance to defend himself, don't death row prisoners also have the right to defend themselves in court?" Jin Haotian said with a smile, judging from the expressions of the two old men, it seemed that there was something hidden inside.
Out of trust in Jin Haotian, He Jinying calmed down his feelings, stared at the two of them with hatred and said, "Say, I want to see what tricks you are playing." ”
"Well, girl, our brothers have lived for more than two hundred years, and although we dare not say that we are good people, the only things that come out of our mouths are wrong words and no lies." The fat old man said as if he had been greatly stimulated.
"Cut, you're still two hundred years old, this lie comes as soon as you open your mouth, and you still say that there is no lie, you lied to the ghost." He Jinying said with disdain.
"Girl, although we don't have anything to prove, but we are indeed two hundred years old, don't look at it sounds scary, but in our world, two hundred years old has just begun." The thin old man said.
"Hehe, two hundred years old have just started, do you believe it?" He Jinying said with a sneer.
"I believe it." Jin Haotian next to him nodded very solemnly and said.
"You believe? Do you believe that they lived to be two hundred years old? Your brain isn't in the water. What do they look like two hundred years old? He Jinying looked at Jin Haotian incredulously and said.
"Hehe, Miss He, in their cultivation world, two hundred years old is really a very young age. At best, it's the age of a kindergarten class. Jin Haotian said with a smile.
"Huh? This little brother also knows the cultivation realm? Hearing this, the fat and thin second elder asked in surprise.
"Hahaha, how can I defeat you if I don't know?" Jin Haotian looked at them teasingly.
"Uh......" The two of them were very embarrassed when they heard this, and said in their hearts, no, there are really few worldly people who can defeat them, unless they have reached the peak of their strength, it is only possible to do so, and their nearly two hundred years of cultivation are not suitable for decoration.
"Then the little brother is also in the cultivation realm, dare to ask Daoyou Gaoshou?" The thin old man asked.
"Hahaha, can people in their early thirties talk about longevity?" Jin Haotian said with a smile.
"What......" Hearing this, the two of them were stunned for a moment, and they couldn't imagine that they were more than four hundred years old and failed miserably at the hands of a person in his early thirties and forties, which doesn't make people laugh off their big teeth, but this kid is too demonic, and I don't know which family's children it is.
"Okay, let's talk, what the hell are you trying to say?" Ignoring the surprised expressions of the two, Jin Haotian changed the subject.
"Well, since Daoyou is also a fellow Daoist, it saves us a lot of tongues? I don't know what Taoist friends think about the dual cultivation of yin and yang? The thin old man asked weakly, as soon as people in the world and even some people in the cultivation realm mentioned double cultivation, they would regard him as a crooked and evil way.
"Hehe, if I had an opinion on double cultivation, would you still have the opportunity to sit here and talk to us?" Jin Haotian said lightly.
"Uh...... So you already know? The fat old man said curtly.
"Hehe, I have to say that although you two are a little shameless and have a heavier taste, you are still a conscience person." Jin Haotian said.
When the two old men heard this, they knew what Jin Haotian meant. The thin old man said. "That is, although collecting yin and supplementing yang can quickly improve cultivation, but after all, it is a crooked and evil way, contrary to the harmony of heaven, and it is not tolerated by the way of heaven, and it is difficult to achieve the Jindan Dao, so we will definitely not do such a thing of killing chickens and taking eggs."
"Well, that's good. Go on. Jin Haotian nodded.
"I believe that Daoist friends can also see that this girl is a person with a Xuanyin physique, we do not deny that this is a good Ding Furnace for double cultivators, but it is a dispensable chicken rib for those of us who have already built a successful foundation, and it will be of little help to us, on the contrary, we will also lose some true yuan because we have to take care of the quality and safety of the Ding Furnace, which will affect our cultivation." The thin old man said.
"Well, that's too. Since you know this, then why did you buy it, and you will also double cultivate with her brothers, is it possible to say that you two sperm worms are in the brain? Jin Haotian asked suspiciously.
"Hehe, Daoyou laughed. At our level, the love of men and women has long been unable to attract us. We bought her and did that double cultivation with her, it was indeed to save this female doll, I don't know if Daoyou found that this female doll is not only a Xuanyin physique, but also she has nine yin veins, if there is no two of us, she will definitely not live past the number of thirty-nine, you must know that one of our brothers is a pure yang physique, a nine yang vein, otherwise we would not have done such a thing to this girl at the same time, although on the one hand, it is really venting our own *, we do not deny this, But more for the life of this doll. The thin old man said.
"What?" Hearing this, Jin Haotian couldn't help but be taken aback, then stayed on He Jinying's veins with both hands at the same time, and then secretly transported a wisp of true qi into He Jinying's body, and walked along the Great Zhou Tian. "Sure enough, it's the Nine Yin Absolute Vein." The results of the detection really surprised Jin Haotian.
It is really a miracle that a person who has both the Nine Yin Absolute Veins and the Xuanyin Physique can live without reconciliation until now.
"What's wrong with me?" He Jinying asked suspiciously.
"All you can say is that you hit the jackpot." Jin Haotian said with a wry smile.
"What hit the jackpot? What is the Nine Yin Absolute Vein, why does it sound so infiltrating! He Jin asked puzzled.
"I have already explained to you about the Xuanyin physique, that is, a person's true yuan only has yin yuan and no yang yuan, and the nine yin veins refer to your strange meridians, eight veins and twelve meridians, all the meridians only have yin attributes, no yang attributes, and the so-called solitary yin does not grow and yang is not born. Without the nourishment and harmony of yang energy, the yin energy in your body will slowly decrease with the retirement of time, ranging from three or six to three or nine. People suffering from this disease, unless they look for a special cultivation method, there is only one way to practice with people, of course, some genius earth treasures with pure yang attributes can also alleviate that symptom at a certain level, but it is also a symptom but not a cure. Kagami explained.
"Ah, so that's the end of my life?" He Jin said in a low voice.
"Well, you can't say that, at least they still have a way." Jin Haotian said with a smile.
"I said you guys wouldn't be colluding to deceive me." He Jinying said warily.
"Hehe, you can make a bet." Hearing this, Jin Haotian said lightly.
"Ugh." He Jinying really didn't have the courage to try it, after all, this was at the cost of his life, and if he didn't do it well, he wouldn't even have a small life.
But when she went back with them, she continued to take advantage of the two old men's turns, and she asked herself that she didn't have such a heavy taste.
On the one hand, the price of life, and on the other hand, the impact of fame, He Jinying fell into deep thought for a while, and he couldn't figure it out.