Chapter 446 [Old Classmate]

After two classes, the atmosphere was very warm, everyone was a little covered up at first, for fear of saying it, everyone planted it on their heads, saying that it must be their own feelings, Xia Yu deliberately let a few bold speeches, which aroused everyone's enthusiasm at once.

Some classmates even directly said that they liked a certain classmate, but did not say the name, only said that Weishenme liked her, saying that she was not only sweet, but also good-hearted and helpful, which made everyone start to speculate.

Chen Peng is very interested in listening to others, and he is very bad and often guesses, saying whether you like so-and-so, which makes some people red-faced, and some people are happy.

Xia Yu asked him with a smile, "What about you Chen Peng, do you like someone?" ”

The person Chen Peng likes is Li Wenqi, he knows it, and Liang Siwei and the others also know it, so he immediately followed suit, Hu Wei smiled and said: "Chen Peng, you should first answer whether you like a man or a woman." ”

Immediately caused the whole class to cheer up.

Both classes were all in English, and the more everyone talked, the more they spoke, the more they spoke, they all spoke almost as their native language, and Xia Yu achieved his goal, so he let them play freely and no longer interfere, except for a few very unsociable and stubborn Gang of Four, everyone else participated.

After class, Xia Yu immediately took the preparation of haode equipment, left the school, took the car to the subway station near the entrance, ready to find a toilet to change beggars, but just got off the subway and found that several "colleagues" had occupied a favorable position, he leaned over and looked at a few people, two people, an old man, skinny, hair was knotted into pieces, and the other was a student, kneeling there with his head down, writing with chalk on the ground, probably something was stolen wallet, begging for a meal.

Xia Yu saw that there were slightly more bowls in front of the old man, so he suddenly walked over to the old beggar and said, "That uncle, can you sell me your equipment?" I'll give a hundred. ”

The old beggar glanced at Xia Yu in surprise, squinted his eyes and said, "Young man, what are you talking about." "The voice was very hoarse.

Xia Yu pointed to the broken hat next to him and smiled: "This hat, I'll give you a hundred yuan, and then you give me this place, okay?" You go to another place to beg, and the money is yours. ”

The old beggar said disdainfully: "I may not stop this amount for an hour here, you should keep your little money." ”

Xia Yu: "......"

I'm x, no wonder I say that the beggar gang is going to rise now, it seems that it's really ah, it's so arrogant to catch any one.

There was no way, Xia Yu could only go to the toilet to change into his own equipment and walk out, a set of tattered linen clothes, although deliberately dirty, but there was no way to compare with the old beggar, the most important thing was that his hair was not like it, and the hat he brought was even more nondescript, and he didn't wear it.

Zuihou still put on his hat, sat opposite the old beggar, and put a broken bowl on the ground, but ten minutes passed, people came and went, and people came and went in a hurry without looking at him at all, but the old beggar already had an income of dozens of yuan, and it seemed that what he just said was indeed true.

Xia Yu was still thinking about how to change his strategy, when the old beggar suddenly walked over, squatted beside him and whispered to him, "Little brother, is it new?" A lot of words This land is in the hands of Brother Hu, you didn't go there to report, and you will be beaten so much that you have to vomit out of your bile, don't say I didn't tell you first. ”

Xia Yu smiled and said, "Thank you, I know." ”

The old beggar shook his head, and when he stood up and left, he gave him a free sentence: "Shrink a little, no professionalism at all......"

Xia Yu: "......"

Xia Yu just looked in the mirror, and his face had been smeared with some dirt, but his hair was still standing on end, and he looked too energetic, so he had to find a way.

He thought about it, tore the linen clothes on his body, tore off a piece of cloth and wrapped it on his head, touched it, and it seemed to be good, so he shrank up and squatted there, looking clumsy, but in the past hour, he couldn't get a penny, watching the old beggar opposite pick up a stack of change and stuff it into his pocket, and even the kneeling student got more than a dozen yuan, he couldn't help but be secretly anxious.

Don't say 100 like this, it's difficult to get ten yuan, it seems that each line has its own doorway, it's not as simple as taking it for granted. Take a broken bowl and swing it in front of you, and then pretend that your grandson is poor B, and there will be an endless stream of good people who do good deeds every day to send money, and all the people in Shijie will apply to join the beggar gang. …,

Time is running out, what is most needed at this time is to be calm, Xia Yu quickly adjusted his thinking, according to the current situation, it will definitely not work, he decided to change his tactics.

It's better to learn from that student boy to write some poor things on the ground, how cruel how to come. He thought about it for a while, and began to write on the ground: lost his mother at the age of one, lost his father at the age of two, became a monk at the age of five, was kicked out of the Shaolin Temple at the age of six, and was thrown into the nunnery next door, was tragically turned by the nuns in the nunnery at the age of seven, and ran away sadly, and was locked up for eighteen years because of peeking at the little girl taking a bath and just released it.

The idea must have been very good, and as soon as it was written, it began to attract some attention, and some people even stopped to watch, and heard someone whisper: "I was turned by a nun at the age of seven, so pitiful...... and he wrote again in English next to him.

At this time, there were a lot of onlookers, Xia Yu was itching, waiting for someone to lose money, but a little girl asked: "According to what you wrote, you should be an illiterate, how can you write so beautifully, college graduates don't have you, right?" Quite a few words"

Xia Yu was taken aback, forgot about this stubble, and just wanted to break it blindly, another person said: "I can also speak English, I can read a lot of slippery, I have studied abroad in vain in the past few years, and it is not enough for a labor prisoner......"

Xia Yuqiang smiled: "There is actually a reason for this......"

An uncle interrupted: "Why is it a juvenile detention center at the age of eight, right?" A lot of words are said again, but it's just a peek, that is, ** doesn't have to be sentenced to 18 years, right? Many words I am the chief lawyer of Fork Law Firm, if you ask me to help you fight this lawsuit, I promise that you can reverse black and white, and make it that girl molest your pure eyes with her body, how about it, do you want to overturn the case? I can help you, for the sake of such fate, as long as you are eighty fold. ”

"Ash Dish" Xia Yu pointed to the sky, but no one birded him, he remembered that this was a passage, and he couldn't see the sky, so he immediately changed his words, "A lot of money"

As a result, everyone looked up.

Xia Yu scolded secretly, bastard, flying saucer is impossible, is money possible? A group of stupid people who saw the money opened their eyes* kicked over at the same time, kicking the lawyer just now, and when everyone turned around, he smiled and said: "I think Qian Xiang is crazy, I have hallucinations, you big brothers and sisters are doing well, how many rewards?" ”

"Cut" everyone compared the middle finger, and the hula lala left.

The old beggar and the student boy on the other side almost rolled on the ground with laughter.

Xia Yu was ashamed and angry, and hurriedly wiped off what he had just written with his feet, and suddenly a heavy rain poured outside, and many people were forced back, and people were blocked at the exit, and the flow and density of people suddenly increased.

Isn't it free to use now? No need to use it in vain, there is no when you feel like you're mentally powered.

Just do it, he stood up and shouted loudly without face and skin: "Take a look and take a look, the magic here is really wonderful, as long as you can see through my magic, I will immediately pay 1,000 yuan, if you think you can get by, please support the money field more." ”

A man passing by was probably in a bad mood due to the heavy rain, and after listening to Xia Yu's shouting, he scolded: "Don't shout at him, it's annoying to death, you have a thousand yuan to pay and still need to squat here, nonsense."

Xia Yu shook his head and said: "Don't talk about it, don't talk about it, the eggs are all on you, which shows my unparalleled confidence, I don't believe you borrowed your little remaining mineral water bottle to me." ”

The man said a word of neurosity with a dark face, and walked to the side.

Xia Yu shook his head and smiled: "It's a pity, it's a bastard with no eggs, and I don't dare to lend a bottle of water to others." ”

The man was furious, "Nima is a stinky person who asks for food, isn't he? A lot of words, I want water, Lao Tzu will give it to you," he said, and smashed the mineral water bottle in his hand at Xia Yu's head.

Xia Yu flicked his fingers, and the mineral water bottle was bounced into the air, Xia Yu didn't look up, but looked at the slightly stunned man and smiled: "Thank you." ”

At this time, there were already several people nearby, the man felt a little embarrassed, and he was even more angry, and was about to scold, the bottle of water fell down at this time, Xia Yu stretched out his palm into a knife and swiped it out with a flat chest, cutting off the part of the bottle mouth with a "knife", and the water in it immediately spilled out.

But the water that should have been sprinkled on the ground did not hit the ground, but magically stopped in the air, Xia Yu held the ball with both hands, imitating the magician on TV to slide his hands, the water actually flowed in the air, slowly converging into a round water ball, the kettle landed, but the water ball slowly suspended. …,

A few young girls covered their mouths and screamed, which immediately attracted more people to look over, many of whom did not expect to see such a magical performance in the subway station, especially since it was made by a sloppy beggar.

The man who threw the water bottle over was stunned and said, "Really, really know how to do magic......"

Xia Yu let the water balloon float up slowly, like a bubble blown out, and there were waves rolling inside, as if it would shatter if it was touched.

Floated to the apex, the water balloon began to fall, Xia Yu stretched out a finger and slowly clicked over, and many people's hearts were lifted, as if the beautiful water balloon would be smashed by that finger in the next second.

However, the water balloon and the finger touched, but did not break but bounced up again, and the water balloon seemed to be suddenly injected with color by that finger, and there were many colors rolling inside the water balloon, accompanied by the wave of light, so beautiful that many girls covered their mouths and stared wide, looking stupid.

Xia Yu suddenly clapped his hands at this time, and the water balloon burst at the most beautiful time, turning into a puddle of water sprinkled on the ground, and many people couldn't help but make a regretful sound, and couldn't bear to see such a beautiful scene crack.

Xia Yu smiled: "Do you think it's okay?" ”。

At this time, there were already a lot of people watching, and everyone applauded and encouraged when they heard his words, Xia Yu immediately took out the broken bowl and shook it to make a request.

Many people feel that this beggar or the poor sour artist on the street is too cute, and they all have the intention of paying money, who knows that at this time, the crowd was noisy, five or six people hugged a man wearing sunglasses and a pair of big beach pants, and as soon as he gave an order, the five or six people rushed up and pulled out with Xia Yu on his back.

"Hey, what are you doing?" Xia Yu shouted.

The man in sunglasses didn't look like he was chattering, and said to the others around him: "The private affairs of our gang, don't worry too much, the rain has stopped, what should you do." Then he followed the men.

The old beggar and the student boy sneered, and the old beggar muttered: "I told him whether I believed it or not, but now I know that it is amazing." ”

They looked sideways and saw Xia Yu being pulled into the toilet at the corner below, glanced at each other, and saw the mockery in each other's eyes, and scolded this stupid * in their hearts, what kind of business did they come to grab for no reason, and they are not dead now?

Who knew that only about ten seconds later, Xia Yu walked back from the corridor of the toilet alone, patting the clothes on his body as he walked.

The old beggar and the student boy both showed surprised looks, glanced at each other, and were a little unconvinced, why did Brother Tiger let him out so easily? Seeing Xia Yu running back to his original position, and seeing that the people who were about to pay the money just now had all walked away, he immediately scolded there, it seemed that there was no.

The two watched for a long time, but they didn't see Brother Hu and his attendants come out, so they gave each other a look, then stood up together and walked towards the toilet.

Ran to the toilet and pushed open the door to see, so frightened that their jaws were almost dislocated, Brother Tiger and others were all knocked down in the toilet, lying horizontally and vertically, and Brother Tiger was hanging on the wall of a single toilet, life and death unknown.

The two didn't even dare to take a closer look, so they quickly retreated, walked back to the passage, glanced at Xia Yu, and saw that he kicked the wall next to him in annoyance, probably preparing to play his magic trick again, they felt that the scene they saw in the toilet just now was even more magical, so they didn't dare to make a mistake, and quietly walked to the depths of the aisle.

Xia Yu was really annoyed at this time, grandma's, just now, at least fifty yuan, half of the task, who knew that it was ruined by those fools, and now the flow of people has suddenly decreased, even if you play magic again, it will not have the previous effect.

But there is no way, and I can only continue to use this method.

He was about to stand up and shout, when suddenly a pretty urban girl wearing black stockings, big sunglasses, her hair was permed, and her skin was very fashionable and fair-skinned, walked in front of her, glanced at him, and threw a fifty banknote in her hand into Xia Yu's broken bowl.

Xia Yu kept his head down, only seeing high heels and black stockings**, seeing that this person suddenly helped him complete half of the task, he couldn't help but be stunned, and then Daxi raised his head and said: "xiexie, xiexie~"

The woman was about to leave, but when she heard Xia Yu's voice and saw him, she couldn't help but pause and stare at him, Xia Yu didn't know why, and flattered: "Beautiful sister, you have such a good heart, if you can give me another fifty yuan, you can simply be called a bodhisattva." ”…,

The woman looked at Xia Yu for a long time, and Xia Yu saw that she didn't react, so she couldn't help but remind, "Miss? ”

The woman silently opened her brand-name bag, took out a crocodile wallet, opened it and pulled out a hundred, and said in a delicate voice: "You answer me a question, this money is yours." ”

Xia Yu was overjoyed, damn, the Living Bodhisattva was really dedicated, and he nodded like pecking rice, "You said that I will answer a hundred questions." ”

"What's your name?"

"Me? My name is Xiaoyu. ”

The woman blurted out: "Xia Yu? Are you really Xia Yu? ”

Xia Yu was stunned for a moment and said casually: "How do you know my name, you know me?" ”

The woman took off her sunglasses and said excitedly: "I'm Topol, don't you remember me?" ”

Xia Yu said in surprise: "Poplar? How could it be you, I haven't seen you for a long time......" and immediately looked at the big bill in her hand and said, "That...... I answered the question, the money ......"

Bai Yang covered his mouth and smiled, and stuffed the banknote to Xia Yudao, Xia Yu felt that the countdown in his brain disappeared, and couldn't help but be overjoyed, jumping up and roaring, as if he had won the championship.

Bai Yang patted Xia Yu on the shoulder and smiled, "What are you doing?" How did it get mixed up like this? Eh, I don't mean to look down on you, you know me, I've always said something. ”

Xia Yu turned his head happily before saying, "That, what did you say your name just now?" ”

Topol: "......"

This bastard's feelings were just packed for the hundred yuan.

Xia Yu looked at her carefully, and then slapped his hand and pointed at her and said, "Poplar? It's you, weren't you my table mate in high school? I didn't expect to meet you here, what a coincidence. ”

Poplar glanced at her and said, "Hmph, forget you." He looked him up and down again, "No wonder I felt a familiar feeling when I passed by, if it weren't for you talking, I wouldn't have recognized you, you...... What the hell is going on with you? ”

Xia Yu said: "It's hard to say, I'll tell you when I have time, you leave a phone call for me, and I still have to leave beforehand." ”

Bai Yang grabbed him and said, "What's the hurry, what can you do?" I didn't come just now, you don't know how long to sit here, you don't have to be embarrassed, who doesn't have a difficult time, you don't remember? When I was in trouble before, didn't I rely on your help to get through it? Don't worry, I won't look down on you. ”

At this time, many people passing by paid attention to this place, and some even took pictures with their mobile phones, after all, a fashionable and sexy girl is pulling a beggar here so affectionately, such a picture is too difficult to find.

Bai Yang hurriedly said: "Let's go, go to my house, let's have a good chat, if there are any difficulties, maybe I can help you now." ”……,