Chapter 567: Love and Kill Each Other
Shen Lingyue used ghostly means to quickly make up the two into a pair of mediocre-looking old men.
Not only that, but I don't know how Shen Lingyue did it, after dressing up, even the voices of the two of them and the momentum on their bodies have completely changed, which is really incredible.
After Xuanyuan Xi saw it, the corners of his mouth twitched a few times.
He admired Shen Lingyue's disguise methods very much, but was it really necessary to dress up like this? Xuanyuan Xi was skeptical in his heart.
But since this little girl wants this, then he has nothing to say.
"Are you pretending to be an old husband and wife?" he agreed, but he still had to say it.
Shen Lingyue glared at him and said, "What?
Xuanyuan Xi smiled: "This king can't ask for it, but I'm afraid that the difference between our old appearance is too big, right?"
Shen Lingyue said speechlessly: "Who said that this is what we look like when we are old? Besides, don't always put you and me together to talk about things, how can I be old? If you want to be old, you are old alone." ”
"Actually, you really want to marry this king and spend your life with this king, right?" Xuanyuan Xi said.
Shen Lingyue said angrily: "You have a big bad problem, that is, you are too narcissistic, this girl has never thought of marrying you and living with you for the rest of her life." ”
The corners of Xuanyuan Xi's lips rose, "What a duplicitous little girl." ”
Shen Lingyue glanced at him, "Let's go." After saying that, he turned around and was about to leave.
Xuanyuan Xi pulled her and said, "Just leave?"
Shen Lingyue was stunned for a moment, and said puzzledly: "How can you go if you don't go like this?"
Xuanyuan Xi said aggrievedly: "Shouldn't you hold me?"
Shen Lingyue said: "Why do you need me to support you if you have hands and feet?"
Xuanyuan Xi said: "Aren't I old, riddled with diseases, and can't walk?"
Shen Lingyue was angry: "You said that you are old, and you are still sick?"
Xuanyuan Xi nodded.
Shen Lingyue said impatiently: "You are obviously as strong as an ox, staring and talking nonsense." Hurry up, this girl is going to visit the temple fair. ”
After saying that, he turned around and left.
But after walking a few steps, he found that Xuanyuan Xi didn't follow, so he had to come back again, and asked helplessly, "What do you want?"
Xuanyuan Xi said: "You hold me." ”
Shen Lingyue: "...... Give a valid reason, as long as you are right, then I will support you. ”
"Don't say you're seventy or eighty, sick and can't walk. Shen Lingyue warned.
Xuanyuan Xi said: "Since you must have a reason, then the king will give you a reason." We're playing an elderly couple now, aren't we?"
Shen Lingyue nodded: "So what?
Xuanyuan Xi said: "Naturally, it has to matter, since you want to play a role, it naturally has to be realistic, is it possible that you let an old man walk like a young man?"
Shen Lingyue said: "Then it won't be able to be supported, right?"
Xuanyuan Xi: "Don't you see that other people's loving old husbands and wives are all supporting each other? Besides, this is a temple fair, if it is not for the old husband and wife who have always been loving, how can they go to the temple fair together?"
Shen Lingyue: "...... You're just too good at arguing with words. ”
"Even if it's a strong argument, it's your own making, and I now deeply suspect that you did it on purpose. Xuanyuan Xi said unhurriedly.
"You ......" Shen Lingyue was exhausted.
Seeing that Shen Lingyue was about to go berserk, Xuanyuan Xi stepped forward and directly stepped Shen Lingyue's hand on his arm, "Okay, if we don't leave, we will miss the temple fair." ”
Shen Lingyue held her breath and didn't let it out at all in her chest.
Half-pushed and half-dragged away by Xuanyuan Xi.
But is Shen Lingyue the kind of person who suffers?
Her hand straddling Xuanyuan Xi's arm was not idle, and when Xuanyuan Xi was proud, she reached out to Xuanyuan Xi's waist and pinched it fiercely.
Makes you talk nonsense!
Make your belly black!
I can't strangle you!
Xuanyuan Xi was coldly pinched by Shen Lingyue's waist, and he gasped in pain.
This girl is too ruthless.
Shen Lingyue watched the change in Xuanyuan Xi's facial expression, and the breath in her chest finally came out.
He looked at Xuanyuan Xi with a smile: "Old man, what's wrong with you? Have you committed back pain again?" Alas, it's really pitiful, but fortunately, this disease is not committed all the time, and it will be almost good in another hour, no way, old man, you should be a ninja first." ”
The corners of Xuanyuan Xi's mouth twitched, is this entering the role?
But what did she mean by that? Will she pinch it for another hour? The meat will be pinched off.
However, Xuanyuan Xi, as the king of the empire, the supreme genius of the mainland, and the originator of the black belly, how could he be frightened by Shen Lingyue?
"Yes, old woman, this is what people look like when they are old, and if I can't move in the future, I can only rely on you to serve me closely. After saying that, I didn't forget to cough twice.
Shen Lingyue had a chill, this Xuanyuan Xi seems to be on the same page today, since this is the case, don't blame this girl for being ruthless.
As he spoke, he stretched out his hand again and pinched Xuanyuan Xi's waist, this time with more strength than just now.
However, the result this time was not the same as last time, Shen Lingyue not only failed to pinch Xuanyuan Xi, but also almost broke his fingers due to excessive force.
Xuanyuan Xi saw it in his eyes and secretly laughed.
hurriedly comforted Shen Lingyue: "What's wrong with you, old woman? ”
Shen Lingyue's pretty face turned crimson, but in the end she was helpless.
She couldn't calculate Xuanyuan Xi, but was calculated by Xuanyuan Xi, that can only be said to be her own lack of strength, and she will not blame others.
But one day she's going to have to trample this bastard under her feet.
The two of them supported each other, secretly didn't know how many times they fell in love with each other and killed each other along the way, and finally returned to the temple fair.
In Shen Lingyue's previous life, he also participated in a temple fair, but it was no longer a temple fair, and it completely became a gimmick for merchants.
However, the temple fair here brought a lot of surprises to Shen Lingyue.
It's very similar to the temple fair she imagined.
So she pulled Xuanyuan Xi happily around the temple fair, looked east and west, and bought a lot of gadgets.
For example, earrings that can increase aura, rings with defensive ability, and props that can be tricky.
Of course, she asked Xuanyuan Xi to pay for these bills, and they were all carried by Xuanyuan Xi with her hands.
Shen Lingyue said well, these must be carried by hand, because this is in line with their current identity.
Xuanyuan Xi couldn't, so he had to admit it.
If it is known that His Royal Highness King Xi of the dignified empire actually came back to visit the temple fair, not only that, but also carrying large bags of things in his hands, I am afraid that the ground will be full of chins.