Chapter 50: Cow B's Booming Couplet

The whole class was in an uproar, and looked back again, among them, there were Murong Xiaoke and Su Lei, Hu Shibian was famous for his violent temper at school, usually if someone dared to say this to him, it would be simply looking for death, but Liu Yi said it now, and he said it confidently, Hu Shibian was also strange, not only was he angry, but he also spoke like he was flattering Liu Yi, which did make Su Lei a little confused.

Feeling the "envious" eyes cast by the two of them, Liu Yi suddenly tightened his chrysanthemum, only to see him blow his bangs slightly with his mouth, and said, "You just say the problem!" ”

"Hmmm! The question is that the pig is a very useful animal, its meat can be eaten, its skin can be used for leather, its hair can be used for brushes, and who else can say what it can do now? Hu Shibian repeated the question just now!

"I'll wipe it, do you still need to ask?" Liu Yi smiled evilly, and the afterglow of his eyes swept behind Su Lei, who was looking at Wang Longtao who was looking at him by luck, and said, "His name can't be scolded, for example, Wang Longtao is a pig or something!" ”

"Oh?" Hu Shibian frowned, scratched his head and whispered: "It seems that there is some truth in what you said!" ”

At this time, Wang Longtao was really angry, and almost all the classmates in the class were covering their mouths and laughing at him, and he blushed.

When he drank before, he was unhappy because Su Lei was on Liu Yi's side, what is the so-called brother and brother on the surface with Liu Yi, he is not so happy, and Liu Yi is the same.

And Liu Yi looked at Wang Longtao's appearance of eating a turtle, and shrugged his shoulders at him helplessly, indicating that this had nothing to do with him.

"Liu Yi, don't you like to answer questions, do you dare to take me a couplet?" Wang Longtao smiled sinisterly in his heart at this time, no matter what Lao Tzu says, he is also the class leader in the class, and you dare to openly argue with yourself as a transfer student?

Hmph, Wang Longtao thinks that there are still not many people in this school who dare to do anything to him, of course, except for Su Lei and Murong Xiaoke, but with your little Liu Yi, what can you do to fight with yourself, Wang Longtao snorted coldly.

"I don't study well and don't want to pick up couplets!" Liu Yi said lightly.

However, this also verifies one of Liu Yi's ideas, that is, Wang Longtao wants to plot against Su Lei, he is by no means as simple as chasing Su Lei, otherwise how could Su Weiqiang invite himself to protect Su Lei, these days I have also roughly understood the situation of Wang Longtao's family, judging from the strength of his family, in Fengyuan, there is definitely no one who can talk about being right with Su Lei's family, since Su Weiqiang doesn't think about it, then there is definitely a reason for him.

So Liu Yi has always kept an eye on Wang Longtao's body, but contrary to Liu Yi's expectations, he didn't expect Wang Longtao to be unable to hold his breath and turn his face with himself so quickly! Originally, Liu Yi wanted to tease him more until he forced out his true face.

Liu Yi knows very well, how can a gentleman like him really be a brother with a dick like Liu Yi, everyone can see Wang Longtao's human face and beast heart, and he still wants to pour Liu Yi with wine, but he hasn't poured himself until he vomits blood, it seems that Liu Yi still overestimates him a little, and he wants to play Infernal Affairs so fake.

"It's okay to pick one up, it's okay if you can't pick it up, everyone is a classmate and no one laughs at you, if you don't dare to play, it's really boring" Wang Longtao smiled mockingly.

Can't? Hehe, there are too many things that Liu Yi doesn't dare to do, but Zuihou Liu Yi also smiled and agreed to his unreasonable request, Liu Yi didn't believe that he was a graduate of the Hunting Academy, and he would not even be as intelligent as a high school student?

After Liu Yi agreed to Wang Longtao's request, Su Lei in front of her turned around a little curiously, this person who didn't do any good things all day long, knew that Liu Yi, who was troublesome, really dared to connect with Wang Longtao? She pursed her lips, with a small calculation in her heart, Liu Yi couldn't answer for a while, and she was embarrassed, and when she went home, she must have to publicize with Wu Qingqing, hehe......

At the same time, of course, Murong Xiaoke turned back with him, looking at the two beauties in front of him, he turned his head almost at the same time, Liu Yi immediately came to his senses, and deliberately winked at Su Lei, which can be regarded as a discharge! However, Su Lei didn't seem to be moved by her omnipotent charm, Liu Yi touched his nose and looked at the roof in embarrassment, as if he was saying to the readers and visitors: "That scene just now...... You can pretend that you don't see ......."

After a while, Wang Longtao thought of a couplet and said: "The country is prosperous, the family is prosperous, and the country is prosperous!" ”

Liu Yi smiled, how could he not answer such a difficult couplet with a certain requirement for literary background? I have to say that with Wang Longtao's IQ, he can only come up with such a vulgar couplet, Liu Yi can actually casually say several couplets, boyfriend, girlfriend, boyfriend and girlfriend, but just answer Wang Longtao's words so simply, it seems that Liu Yi is not particularly high-end, not atmospheric, and not high-grade, at the same time, he already has an excellent couplet in his heart, I saw him look up to the sky and replied with a long sigh: "My couplet is, fuck, fuck, fuck!" ”

Burst......

I have to say that Liu Yi's lower connection is really in line with Liu Yi's identity, high-end atmosphere and grade, low-key luxury and connotation! Even Su Lei, who didn't usually treat Liu Yi very well not far away, gave him a thumbs up!

"You ......" Wang Longtao was already blue at this time, and his face was about to turn purple!

This incident is just a small episode in Liu Yi's class in the morning, because Hu Shibian said that he was going to give a lecture in class, so Wang Longtao didn't entangle Liu Yi much about this matter, but in his heart he ruthlessly recorded what happened this morning, and one day he would let Liu Yi go around without eating.

There is nothing more interesting in the morning class, after eating a little in the cafeteria at noon, Liu Yi still wandered around the campus for a while, and then the afternoon class arrived, at this time Liu Yi's table escaped a morning of class, and at this time he had already returned.

But when he came back, it wasn't exactly what he was originally, I saw that his face was swollen like a big steamed bun, and he still had two black panda eyes on his eyes, which was obviously beaten by someone.

"What's wrong, I was beaten by your mother when I came home from class?" Liu Yi looked at Yang Lei's swollen face with a smile and said, "But your mother is ruthless enough, you can see that your face has been beaten into a trapezoidal shape, tsk...... There are levels! ”

"I'm grass, you still have the leisure to laugh at me, it's not like you got into a group fight with others yesterday!" Yang Lei covered his face and said dissatisfied, and then continued: "Fortunately, you didn't come yesterday, if you did, it would probably be similar to me!" ”

PS: I usually don't have much time to surf the Internet, the amount of updates of the day, one update.