115, (extra) the third elder brother
The third elder brother raised his head and entered Hongyu's house, and confidently instructed the eunuchs who left his second brother in the house to wait, one by one.
When there was no one, he beckoned, called his little eunuch Tongle in and said, "Find it quickly!" ”
Tongle is one year older than the third elder brother, and he has grown a big head, but he has become thin into a handful of bones, which makes people always worry about him if this neck can support such a big head. His name was given by the third elder brother after the second brother's eunuch, the second brother's house was called Tongfu and Tongxi, and the one in his house was called Tongle and Tonghuan (Tonghuan's name was killed by Eniang and changed to Tongshou).
Tongle was much more capable than the third elder brother who was rummaging around, and it didn't take long for him to find a purple-red gourd in a small box under the bookcase. The most rare thing is that the places he turned over are all put away as they are, and the lines are not messy.
He held the gourd and turned back to the third elder brother and said, "Master, here you are!" "And then I almost scared my soul out!
I saw his good young master standing on the chair in front of the second elder brother's desk! When you hear him, you have to jump down!
Tongle crawled over: "My master! You can slow down! ”
The third elder brother jumped down, was picked up by Tongle, and the two sat together for a fart. He didn't fall, but the poor two-petaled fart that didn't grow a trace of flesh had a bone headache, and his whole body was numb and stiff.
The third elder brother hurriedly pulled away his two hands to find the gourd, and said, "Where is it?" Where did you throw it? ”
"Didn't throw it, didn't throw it, my good master, you raise your hand and let the minion get up!" Tongle gasped, he was under the head just now, helped the third elder brother, he jumped up, and 'transformed' the gourd out of his arms.
The third elder brother held the gourd and looked at it rarely, and suddenly remembered, and looked at Tongle in surprise: "Your hands are fast enough." He pounced on him and caught him, and he still had time to hide the gourd in his arms.
Tongle stomped his feet and twisted his waist, found that he had not broken it, and was happy, and said proudly after listening to his words: "That's it, these little hands...... Tsk, my master said that if I don't purify, I will be a flying thief in the future! Born to eat this bowl of rice! ”
The third elder brother's eyes lit up: "I thought of a good idea!" ”
Hongyu's homework is heavier than that of the third elder brother, especially recently, Ama has stared at him so much that he doesn't even have the time to breathe, and he can ask for half an hour when he asks for homework every day. Sometimes he can be asked to stammer, but Amma does not punish him, but tells him carefully.
Ama values it so much, Hongyu is also aroused to learn enthusiasm, according to the third elder brother, that is when he enters the study and sees the book, it is like seeing a kebab, his eyes are shining.
On this day, when Hongyu came back, he saw the third brother's 'I am the uncle' jiashi sitting on his chair, and his feet were shaking on his table.
He laughed secretly, put down the book and stepped forward to take down his legs and put them on the ground, and said, "E-niang said that when you grow in this position, your legs will grow longer and shorter!" ”
"Really?!" The third elder brother immediately jumped up in fright, and carefully looked at whether his legs were no longer the same length.
He looked down at his legs, Hongyu sat down slowly to have tea, and asked him, "Are you waiting for my brother to have something?" ”
The third elder brother immediately remembered his big jihua! Excitedly slapped the table and said, "Brother! I'm going to bet the dice with you! ”
Hongyu was happy, put down the tea bowl and said, "You lose all the money to me every year." ”
What are you doing during the Chinese New Year? Of course, I have nothing to do with gambling money. Every year when entering the palace, the front hall Niangniang and the Fujin people bet on dice, and they also gather around in the side hall to gamble on dice. When gambling, there is no distribution, everyone goes to the table together, and whoever loses will go down. Play to zuihou, always Hongyu and the seven beylor of the Hongzhuo. At that time, the third elder brother had already lost his pants.
Hongyu always likes to say: "Look at my brother to win you back!" ”
The third elder brother would be deceived at first, and cheered for him, but the second brother who won took away the golden horn given by Eniang! His purse is still empty and flat, and the second brother's purse is bulging.
The second brother is the most thief!
The third elder brother wants to be ashamed of his blood in the morning! At this time, he deliberately sold a pass, and said with a small face: "Let's play a fresh game this time, and the two of us will send someone out to gamble." ”
Hongyu didn't expect this to be the case, his eyes swept over the third elder brother, and then slipped behind him, and instantly stared at Tongle who was about to shrink under the table.
Tongle is bitter in his heart! My master! You're hurting me again! How dare I win the eunuch next to the second elder brother!
The third elder brother's proud little nose was raised high, and Le hummed: "Do you dare?" ”
Hongyu smiled and sighed: "Alas, I really can't help you." Then come on. "It's time to teach this kid something.
Clean the table, Hongyu and the third elder brother sat on the top and watched, and Tongle and Tongxi stood face to face across the table below, both with high morale.
Because the same fun is fast, so today's gambling method is to throw a handful of dice on the table, two people at the same time to reach out to grab, catch the hand and then throw, the point of the increase wins.
In order to distinguish the winner from the loser, the dice are singular.
The third elder brother couldn't help but stand up, and was pressed by Hongyu to sit down: "You can watch it with peace of mind." ”
The result can be imagined, Tongle lost all the way to the end.
The third elder brother is going crazy! Tongle obviously catches the dice a lot, but throwing the dice back can get fewer points than Tongxi! You can throw several points several times! It's unreasonable!
The chips in his hand were all lost, and he originally wanted to win the second brother's gourd, but he lost his purse again!
Tongle came back timidly, he pointed at him and said angrily: "You! You! You! Why are you so stupid! ”
Tongle cried with a sad face: "My master! The minion forgot to tell you that the minion has never won a dice bet! Hands are notoriously smelly! No matter how you throw it, you lose! ”
Hongyu smiled and put all the golden horns that the third elder brother had lost into his purse, and then picked up the gourd that the third elder brother finally found while he was away, pulled him over and coaxed: "Okay, don't be angry about this kind of thing." It's useless if you take this gourd, and now there are no gnats. ”
The third elder brother said aggrievedly: "You and the eldest brother both have one, and I want it too...... Amma also takes you to catch gnats. ”
Thinking of the fact that he was bitten with four big bumps on one side of his face when he caught the gnats, Hongyu couldn't help but want to scratch his face, it was so itchy.
He hurriedly comforted the third elder brother: "Is it okay for my brother to accompany you to catch it next year?" He said a few words to Tongle, "Let's all go down." ”
When there was no one in the room, Hongyu said: "Do you know that Tongle Weishenme has been losing?" ”
The third elder brother said angrily: "His hands stink!" ”
Hongyu nodded at him and said, "If you play with the people in the main courtyard, his hands will definitely not stink." ”
The third elder brother instantly understood: "Oh...... He was because he didn't dare to win Tongxi! ”
Hongyu nodded and said to him: "Although Tongle is your eunuch, waiting for you and listening to you, he will not do everything you say. He will also have his own thoughts. ”
The third elder brother sighed deeply and said deeply: "You will also coax me with words." He looked up at the second brother, "They won't coax the second brother, right?" Is it because I'm small? When I'm older, they won't dare to coax me, right? ”
Hongyu thought about it, shook his head and said, "I think, the eunuchs around me will still coax me." Probably like Ama Eniang, they don't dare to coax us, right? ”
The third elder brother was suddenly depressed and said, "That's going to be a long, long time!" ”
Hongyu also sighed and comforted him: "It's okay, the bigger we get, the more they dare not coax us." ”
The third elder brother thought to himself, I really want to grow up quickly.
He looked at his little short legs hanging down to the edge of the couch, and if he could sit on the couch and reach the ground, he didn't know how many years it would take. Sneaking a look at the second brother, I saw that the second brother was just sitting on his side with one foot on his toes.
He breathed a sigh of relief and said in his heart, it turns out that the second brother has not grown up, I will grow up faster, and I will be able to catch up with the second brother soon.
The author has something to say: Happy birthday to the GNs who have been birthday these days! See you tomorrow