Chapter Seventy-Three: [Tricking Xiao Yat into eating cow dung? 】
Xiao Yi really doesn't know much about some of the things in this "Hidden Dragon Bazaar"!
As soon as I arrived here, I met an old man who was full of the smell of medicine, and as soon as he spoke, he felt that he was fooling an old man, and this old man claimed to be called the old medicine leader!
Originally, Xiao Yi was ready to stay away, this old man who fooled people into eating cow, but he didn't expect that this old man was quite pestering, and he was not allowed to go. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
Moreover, it seems that the old medicine boss is also right, it is almost noon, and many people who set up stalls are ready to rest, either directly closing the stalls, or sitting on the stalls and starting to eat.
Some eat steamed buns, some eat flatbread, some eat instant noodles, most of the stalls here are stalls, and the people who set up the stalls are not well-dressed, and they all look very economical!
At the beginning, Xiao Yi thought that this Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, everything was bought and sold, and there should be some business opportunities in the bazaar, and his box of embroidery needles would definitely be able to use the means of "Golden Needle Holy Art".
As long as you work a little harder, it is not difficult to earn 100,000 yuan in three months!
How do you know, this morning has passed, except for a few words of ridicule with this old medicine leader, there is no business, seeing that it is almost noon, and the people here are gradually scarce, where are there any other opportunities?
However, this is not something that Xiao Yi can control, he can only squat in front of the stall like this old medicine leader.
The old medicine boss seems to have encountered it often, this kind of businessless thing, very indifferent, not only handed Xiao Yi the local cigarettes he made, but also said that he wanted to invite Xiao Yi to lunch!
This stomach is really still feeling a little hungry, when Xiao Yi came here, he looked around, in addition to the two noodle restaurants, there are really no other shops selling food in this "Hidden Dragon Market".
It seems that most of the people here are running customers, and most of these stall people are reluctant to spend money, as the old medicine boss said, if it doesn't open for a few months, it's a normal thing, where is the spare money to eat noodles!
"He's it, what I still had with me this morning, why is it gone? Did you fall off the road? ”
The old medicine man started work with his left and right hands, messing around in the clothes on his chest, and talking to himself!
Xiao Yi was stunned, because the old medicine leader's right hand was obviously getting lower and lower, and it was about to get closer, his own lower abdomen, could it be that this old medicine leader still hid the steamed buns in his crotch?
Thinking of it, this old medicine head is full of stinky medicine, and that kind of raunchy, a little sloppy, and full of mouth without telling the truth, Xiao Yi is a little cold sweat on his body, this old god stick will not really, put the food in his crotch, right? Can this still be eaten? It's disgusting, right?
"Hey, hey, where is your hand going? Did you put what you ate in ......" Xiao Yi looked at the old medicine man's right hand, all the way down on his chest, and the whole person had a feeling of being extremely depressed and asked.
Suddenly, the old medicine man's right hand stopped, smiled, and said very happily:
"Catch it, catch it, it's really a little naughty, I'll take it out now!"
I really don't know what kind of things this old medicine leader will come up with, anyway, Xiao Yi has only one conclusion in his heart, that is, no matter what this old medicine leader takes out, he can't eat it, and he can't eat it.
It is conceivable that this old medicine leader puts what he eats on his chest, and the things he eats are obviously declining, and they are all about to arrive, the position of the crotch of this old medicine leader, what is that position, any man or woman knows, do you dare to eat it? Aren't you afraid that the smell of urine is too strong?
"Little Brother Xiao, I can tell you, this is a good thing, if I didn't see that you are not bad, I will never share it with you, many people who set up stalls here want to eat my thing, I am reluctant to give it!" The old medicine man spoke solemnly as he took his right hand out of his chest.
When Xiao Yi saw the thing in the old medicine leader's right hand, the whole person had a black line on the side of his head, he really had a feeling of speechlessness, and at the same time calmed down his mentality, it seems that his guess is right, no matter what the old medicine leader takes out from his chest, he can't eat it, and he will die if he eats it!
In Xiao Yi's opinion, what age is this, and the old medicine boss still puts what he eats on his chest, this is in ancient times, right?
Originally, this kind of behavior is very weird, not to mention, the old medicine leader's hand has been going down, and he is about to reach the position of the crotch, who dares to eat the things he takes out? I'm afraid only he would dare!
"How? Don't be so surprised, I know that your kid must be a knowledgeable person, and you can see at a glance that this is a good thing! The old medicine man said with a smile.
"Enjoy it yourself, I'll go to another place to set up a stall!" Xiao Yi was really a little, and he stood up and said angrily.
"Don't, don't, I said young man, are you really illiterate? Don't look at this piece of cow in my hand, oh no, it should be a cow power flatbread that cures all diseases, black is a little black, but the effect is really good, you only need to eat a little bit, to ensure that you are refreshed all day long, you will not feel, there is no trace of fatigue! The old medicine leader hurried, grabbed Xiao Yi again and said.
"You...... I said, old god, are you also thinking of me as too idiot? Xiao Yi asked with a feeling of collapse.
"How is it possible, young man, when I look at you, you are an ordinary person, you must be a person who knows goods, and the knowledge of other ordinary people is different, so I want to share a little good thing with you, I am a good heart!" The old medicine leader looked at Xiao Yi with a very disappointed look and said.
However, Xiao Yi really had the feeling that he wanted to beat up this old medicine leader, because the old medicine leader, the thing he took out from his chest was still a black one, and it was blacker than the cow flatbread he bought and sold on the stall.
And this thing also exudes an unpleasant smell, and when you smell it, it smells like cow dung, which is made of cow at all, and the old medicine head puts it on the stall and sells the same cow flatbread.
It's just that the old medicine boss, the cow flatbread that he takes out now smells worse and darker.
What made Xiao Yi a little unbearable, and he also felt exaggerated was that this old medicine boss also made a shape for this black thing, an animal shape that was a bit like a cow and a little like a horse!
"You better keep this good thing and eat it for yourself, I'm afraid that after I eat it, I'll die of foaming on the spot!" Xiao Yi took a puff of his cigarette, shook his head and said.
"How is this possible, this smell is a little unpleasant, that's because I have a lot of medicinal herbs, and the shape is also a little ugly, that's because I haven't studied art, the ability of this concave shape is not too high, and the black is indeed a little darker, that's because when I was baking, I went to the toilet, missed the hour, and the heat was a little bigger!" The old medicine man looked at the big cake in his right hand, and couldn't help but smile awkwardly.
Xiao Yi didn't dare to eat it, and he wouldn't eat it, and when he smelled it, it was mixed with cow, and now, when he heard the words of the old medicine leader, he wouldn't eat this thing.
When he was baking, he went to the toilet, and Xiao Yi could definitely believe that this old medicine leader might not even wash his hands, so he took out these four dislikes!
"Eat it quickly, or it won't be hot in a minute!" Xiao Yi glanced at the old medicine leader and said angrily.
"This ...... My old medicine boss is not a selfish person, you have to know how to share, you see those teachers in the kindergarten, they have taught us since we were young, we must know how to share, I will give you half of this good thing now! The old medicine leader was serious and said to Xiao Yi very seriously.
Xiao Yi's head was full of black lines, he was trembling with anger, he clenched it tightly, his right fist, looking at it with a hideous face, the old medicine man gritted his teeth and said:
"Go away, don't really push me, beat up an old man!"
"This ...... I said young man, old man, I really have a good heart, you see your body, it must be in a sub-healthy state, if you eat me, you only need to take a bite to ensure that you return to a fully healthy state! The old medicine leader was stunned for a moment, but still said without giving up.
"I said old medicine boss, have you not had business for too long, and you want to fool when you see someone, am I really a fool? I just won't eat at noon today, and I won't eat your four different things, it's disgusting, take it away! Xiao Yi was really a little bit, and said unbearably.
When the old medicine man was entangled, he had to let Xiao Yi taste the things in his hands, and when the four were not like things, a middle-aged man next to him who was also setting up a stall was passing by by throwing garbage, and he couldn't help but shout to the old medicine head with a smile:
"Eat this again at noon today?"
"Would you like some?" The old medicine man hurriedly leaned in and asked.
The middle-aged man who threw the garbage was so frightened that he hurriedly retreated, as if he was looking at a monster, looked at the old medicine man, and said with a very nervous smile:
"No, not very much, I've already eaten it just now!"
"After eating, you can also taste a little, my old medicine leader's things, eating them can prolong life!" The old medicine chief answered.
"Really, I really don't need it, I'm so full that I can't even drink a sip of water!"
The middle-aged man who threw away the garbage was obviously so frightened that he ran away quickly, and when he ran away, he couldn't help it, and glanced back at Xiao Yi, his eyes were full of that kind of extremely sympathetic look, and Xiao Yi was a little nervous......
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