Chapter 456 Weekly's Door-Picking Trip
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Let me ask, if someone holds a large stack of ghost tickets and swears to tell you that the money, what is your expression?
Definitely...... Nima! It's not April Fool's Day, so you're so good?
Obviously, the people on our side looked at the man as if they had seen a ghost: "This man, brain...... Nothing wrong with it, right? ”
"It's really TM bad luck, early in the morning, I actually met a group of SB with ghost tickets to buy tickets, phew, bad luck!"
When we were kicked out, we couldn't help but feel a sudden uproar, and I grabbed a passing child and showed him our money. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
"Little friend, what do you think my sister has in her hand?"
The child glanced at it and said with a strange face: "Sister, are you stupid?" This hell ticket is rotten like this, what are you still doing with it? If you go to the grave, you should also get some new ones, and respect your ancestors, there is a shop over there that sells dead people's things, go and buy some quickly, otherwise be careful that your ancestors will trouble you! ”
Me: "......"
After letting the children go, our group fell silent.
"Okay, at first, I thought it was finally normal, and I entered a more familiar modern society, which is good, and I was directly assigned to a ghost place that I don't know what it is!" Yi Wei kicked the telephone pole on the side, and successfully exchanged the war horse with a roll of the eyes.
"Is this really the afterlife of human beings? Why don't the people here know they're dead and think we're using ghost tickets? "Liang Mi is most afraid of ghosts in his life, and at this time, when he thinks that he may be in a town full of ghosts, goosebumps pop up layer by layer.
"Anyway, we're going to have to find a way into the city." Lan Linfeng's words brought a lot of puzzled eyes from everyone.
"Why?" Chu Ying had a big question mark drawn on her face: "If this is really the world of the dead, then don't we have to find a way to leave?" Instead of running to their gathering place and delivering them to their door. ”
"Because, the only way to live here is in the city." Lan Linfeng gave a simple and direct answer.
And then......
"But the problem is, we can't walk on two legs, can we?" Liang Mi had the most serious sequelae of sitting on a tractor, and at this time he was looking at us with an expression that if you dare to say yes, I will die to show you.
"How many of you want to go into town?"
While we were struggling with how to get to the city 100 kilometers away, a young man in his twenties turned the car keys in his hand and looked at us with a look of a child.
"We don't have any money!" Chu Ying thought that this person was driving a black car, so she opened her mouth and said honestly: "If there is, it is also a ghost ticket." ”
The young man smiled, only the afterimage of the car keys was left, and a meaningful smile appeared on the corner of his lips: "Of course I know that you only have ghost tickets." ”
Xiang Yan looked at him cautiously: "What do you mean?" ”
The young man beckoned to us: "If you want to go to the city, don't talk nonsense, I don't have time to wait for you dead ghosts!" ”
Lan Linfeng and I glanced at each other, and we both saw a trace of unbearable smile in each other's eyes: "......"
And the others said, 'Are you looking for death?' 's expression, eager to tear the young man's flat face.
"I said, brothers, don't you still know that you have died heroically, right? Hey? I said, don't put on a questioning face that you just died, master, I'm in a bad mood today, I'm in a hurry, don't talk about overspending you, Lao Tzu is desperately punished, and it will also make your soul fly! The young man said impatiently.
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"How dare you conclude that we are dead?" I glanced at the compass on the young man's waist.
"A few of you still have some Taoism, you can hide in the corpse, in broad daylight, come out to hang around, master, I am not the one who kills everything, as long as you obediently come out of the corpse, I will fulfill your unfulfilled wishes, don't you want to enter the city? I'm here to fulfill your last wishes. The young man looked at us with a very generous expression.
Everyone: Is there something wrong with this person who ......?
"Also, I said a few brothers, you tattered tickets, which one of the people who didn't open their eyes burned them, kneaded them like this, where do they dare to honor you, this is too bad to treat you as ghosts, tell me, where did you pick it up, I'll help you teach those guys who don't open their eyes a lesson, look at you, one by one, how good it is to control the corpse, they still dare not treat you as ghosts, I cut him!"
The young man is a ghost, and it is difficult for us to say that we don't want to blackface.
The money in Lin Hao's hand became tighter and tighter, and finally he couldn't bear it anymore and said: "April Fool's Day has passed, you have to have a degree of joking, who takes someone else's body, ah?" You TM open your dog's eyes and see clearly, Lao Tzu This is the original, the original goods, do you understand! ”
From other people's mouths, getting the news that he is dead, no one can calm down, Lin Hao's reaction at this time is like a hedgehog with hair blown up, as long as the young man dares to say another word, he can pierce him into a sieve, he hasn't lived enough, how can he die? The most TM thing that bothered him was that he still damn believed it...... Because since he entered here, his worldview, outlook on life, to hell with it, if someone told him now that the sun can only come out at night, he would not hesitate to believe it!
"Yo!" The young man said disdainfully: "The newly dead ghosts will tell me this, I'm used to it, ask again, are you going or not?" Don't say I didn't warn you, there is a Taoist priest with a strange temper who has traveled here, and when the time comes, he will be arrested, and you will feel good. ”
"We ...... Are we really dead......? Liang Mi's voice trembled a little, she was most afraid of ghosts, and now she herself has become a ghost, how can she accept this?
The young man took pity on the jade and said: "Little beauty, although I sympathize with you, I can't lie to you, right?" ”
"And who are you?" Hao Li pulled Liang Mi's hand and comforted him silently.
When the young man heard this, he raised his neck and said with his head held high: "I am the Maoshan faction, the head of the one hundred and eighty-ninth generation, Zhang Ling...... The spirit is also! ”
"And what about when you take us into town?" Yi Wei quickly recovered from the shock, and he glanced at the young man suspiciously: "Tell me what is the purpose of you bringing us?" ”
The young man moved his lips, took out the cigarette from his pocket and put it in his mouth, lit it, took a deep breath, spit out a smoke ring, and looked melancholy: "I have met many souls like you, who do not know that they are dead and are still wandering in the world, I want to help them every time, but they just refuse to believe me, and so far I have not succeeded in deceiving them...... No, no, it's a success to surpass a soul, the master once said that I am talented, is it all an excuse to deceive me to go up the mountain? ”
"You've met a lot of people like us?" Lan Linfeng suddenly grasped the key point in the young man's words: "Then what happened to them in the end?" ”
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The young man was choked by the question, and he said impatiently: "Of course it is...... All disappeared silently in this heaven and earth, do you think that with that little bit of Taoism, what big waves can be turned over? ”
"How can you be sure it's us, not you, who has become a ghost?" I stepped forward, snatched the key from the young man's hand, and said to the person behind me, "What are you doing in a daze?" Got a car, but don't go? ”
Youth: "......"
Everyone: "......" You are not afraid that people will accept you in anger!?
The young man was only stunned for a moment, then he came back to his senses, reached to his waist with his right hand, grabbed the compass, and looked upright.
"You're looking for death!" The young man shouted angrily and came over with a compass.
"Whew~ It's hot!" I reached out to block it, and suddenly I felt a burning pain in my palm.
"Isn't it?" Chu Ying also panicked: "Could it be that we have really ...... He's dead? ”
Lan Linfeng shook his head and said in his heart: "This statement is not true, it may be that for them, we are dead, but for us, they are also dead." Everything is so spooky here......"
"Hey? I didn't think you were stronger than you had ever encountered before. The young man was quite surprised, took the compass, and looked at us with a wary expression: "What are you going to do when you enter the city?" "The way he looks makes it clear that he regrets accosting us.
"We're looking for a way out of here, so you don't have to worry." After I finished speaking, I got goosebumps: "I'll go, I've stayed in ancient times for a long time, and this sour rot will also be contagious." ”
The young man was skeptical, and his expression was extremely solemn: "With strength, I am not your opponent, but I will not let you do anything wrong!" I don't mind if necessary! ”
"It's certain that the fish will die, but it's not necessarily the case that the net will break." Xiang Yan looked at this young man with a solemn face with some amusement: "You can't even beat me, let alone these two." ”
"Your keys are all in our hands, what are you still doing?" Yi Wei hadn't come out of the shadow that he might have died, and he naturally spoke a lot.
Lin Hao frowned, and grabbed Yi Wei, who still wanted to say something: "Don't be impulsive, we don't know much about here, don't be too troublesome, look at the masters." ”
Yi Wei said unhappily: "You trust them so much? Maybe it's because of them that we're so unlucky, otherwise why would you think those who have been here would want to come? If they come in, do the same...... Could it be that those people have masochistic tendencies? ”
"You say that......" Lin Hao's mind was also a little shaken.
Hao Li slapped Yi Wei hard: "Don't talk nonsense to disturb the morale of the army, if we want to live now, we must help each other and twist into a rope." ”
"That's it!" Liang Mi also echoed: "You must trust the master wholeheartedly." ”
"I'm too lazy to pay attention to you, all, just look at that little white face is good-looking, isn't it? When the time comes, I'll see what you say when you get to the Hades Palace. When Yi Wei said this, he couldn't help but look around: "But then again, how can I feel like I've entered the Hades Palace?" ”
"Yi Wei, do you think you're weird?" Yang Guang saw that the more Yi Wei spoke, the more outrageous it became, and he couldn't help but say: "You are like this, except for increasing our fear, there is no other help." ”
"yes, I almost got suspicious when you said that, hey! Xiao Ning, you say something, hey! You...... Why are you looking at him in a daze? Feed! Speak! Chu Ying's voice became more and more urgent: "Why can't even Lin Feng ......?"
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