Chapter 192: The Trouble Next Door
However, the ancients were not stupid, and they probably knew that this medicine had sequelae, so they had been exploring the secret techniques of the Spring Palace. They also have some workarounds. Modern people can't figure it out.
Ye Fan arrived at the Tianshui Dam and "put the dog cliff." Later, I found that the cliff wall is as high as about a meter, and the straight tart is almost complete, and the wall is basically some hemp-blue rocks, small pits, and small depressions grow on top of some slippery moss, and sometimes there are clusters of miscellaneous trees and trees, which make people daunting and cold.
And the growth of "erotic grass, the secret stone cave of the individual according to the visual inspection. It is estimated that it is still in the central part of the wall nearly half of the meter above the ground. Fortunately, Ye Fan has a good foundation in national arts, plus he used to be in the old forest, and the old man Fei had a special master, otherwise he wouldn't be able to climb up at all.
The cave is also quite secret, and the entrance to the cave is not big. One person can climb in. The entrance to the cave is completely closed by vines and burrs, so it is difficult to find a stone-like hole even from close range.
The inner cave is quite large, with a radius of dozens of meters, and the stones inside are all brick red. Perhaps it is these unknown fire-colored stones that promote the "erotic grass." of growth.
Often like this fire-colored stone contains more yang flame mineral components, which can give birth to "erotic grass." Also normal.
Inside the cave grew a short, fat "Erotic Grass, Wang", about the height of a large tea tree. However, the branches and leaves extend to about the size of old rice. It looks like a huge iron pot is buckled upside down. Its leaves are similar to the leaves of peach bamboo, of course, much larger, and the whole tree is as tall as the leaves.
It is estimated that it is because no one has picked it for hundreds of years, so it bears dozens of fiery red flowers like curved eggplants, red like pepper fruits, which look particularly eye-catching and exciting. The aphrodisiac element faintly overflows from the fruit.
The strange thing is that there are many pale red liquids dripping down from the top of the cave wall, and the net drips on the body of the glamorous grass tree king, continuously watering it and moisturizing it.
Perhaps this is a coincidence made in heaven that has contributed to the fact that this glamorous grass king has not died after many years of wind and frost. The red liquid is probably the product of the mutation of water after being fed into the red stone, which must contain the essence of the stone mine. Ye Fan was careful in "The King of Glamorous Grass." A pit was dug at a distance of about half a meter next to it, and Tai Sui's "Fire Dragon Xiangtian" was planted. Tree stump. Of course, he can only rely on blindness, and I don't know if he can be blinded. Maybe the Tai Sui stump should die, but the one who came and went was really right for him.
Tai Sui gradually promoted vitality, and after a few months, it had begun to sprout. The buds are only big in sand, but the strange thing is that they are green, while the main body of Tai Sui is dark red, and it has really become a spectacle for some reason, maybe it is some chromosomal gene mutation.
At that time, after planting Tai Sui, Ye Fan felt a little tired. Because it is not easy to dig a pit in the stone and dirt, I meditate cross-legged on the spot to regain some strength.
This pranayama is not tight, but it is faintly found that the positive qi in this stone cave is particularly rich, which seems to have a promoting effect on the health preservation technique of one's own cultivation.
The sense of qi in the internal organs of the dantian is particularly obvious, and I feel that the flow of internal strength has accelerated a lot. I was happy to remember it in my heart, so after working in Tianshui Tanzi Village, as long as I had time, I would find time to meditate and practice in that cave.
Ye Fan didn't understand what was going on, and decided to study it, so he knocked down a piece of the fiery red stones in the cave, and waited until he met the old man Fei.
Some time ago, Ye Fan sent air conditioners and mountain goods back to Guchuan County, and went to the broken temple to find the master, but Old Man Fei was not there. Later, I went to the nameless grave on the side and cut off some of the grass that was too long, so I had to come back.
Old man Fei, Ye Fan, felt that although he was a bad old man, he didn't look like a modern person at all, but like an ancient person who had traveled over.
If it weren't for the familiarity of what he saw with his own eyes, Ye Fan would directly think of the master Lu Xun's "Kong Yiji, the image, the master is really a bit like him."
However, the master also has some chatter, and Ye Fan only knows his surname Fei after getting along with him for the old years. I don't know anything else.
It has always been a set of plain blue robes that have been washed white, a bit like Taoist robes, but it is not.
I see him almost every day of the year, and I only see him for a dozen days, and I don't know what he's doing. In the words of Old Man Fei, he likes to travel all over the world. Don't look at Fei Lao. Old pimple, I've heard that Europe, America, Africa have been to visit.
At that time, Ye Fan still thought badly after hearing it: "Maybe people look at the master pitifully, wearing an old robe from the era before liberation, and he can see that he is a down-and-out Taoist priest on his face." Maybe the master went out with a whisk of dust or a peachwood sword and pretended to be a Taoist priest, and begged for a life everywhere, so he didn't even collect ferry tickets, so the master traveled all the way to the world for free, hahahaha,"
Fortunately, Old Man Fei didn't know that Ye Fan's heart was slandering himself in his belly, otherwise he would definitely give him a fierce chestnut to taste. scolded: "You little rabbit cub, you actually imagined the master as a hermit." ”
In fact, like "Fire Dragon Xiangtian, if this kind of scorching sun thing is well formulated, it will be a great supplement once it is fused with the yin substance.
That's why everyone will be so profligate when they drink it. But fortunately, Ye Fan still has to have a degree, otherwise Lu Wei and Qi Tian would have to go to the kiln tonight.
If you give the four beauties of Jingyang brought by the director of Zheng Qingwang, it will be miserable. People are all innocent girls from good families, not mountains and fields.
"Life must be happy, don't make the gold bottle empty to the moon; I want to climb high and cast the king, and the net is full of all the beauties in the world, hahaha, Wei Zai, Qi Tian, Brother Zheng, Liwen, let's have a drink together, haha "Happy, happy."
Ye Fan smiled with a smile in his eyes, and raised his wine glass with great ambition.
"Good! Wow, big brother's sentence "I want to climb to the top and cast the king, and the net is all the beauties in the world" is our ideal, ideal, male compatriots, do you say it? Lu Wei shouted uncontrollably, and swept away all the floor.
"Hahaha,"
The wolves in the private room laughed the most dryly.
And then of course, there was a "Ahhh The cry. Of course, it's not a cry of pleasure, don't think about it. It's because the girls are desperately pinching the screams of a group of donkeys with their long nails.
Tonight I drank all red wine, and the wine was strong. I didn't feel much red wine when I drank it before. Soon after, the stamina was revealed, and everyone was in a state of intoxication.
Out of the song hall, Ye Fan originally wanted to arrange for Qi Tian and Lu Wei to rest at Ziyun Restaurant, but the two brothers insisted on it, saying that they wanted to sleep with Ye Fan. made Ye Fan's face full of black lines.
The two brothers laughed and screamed unsolutely, which made Ye Fan very depressed. muttered in his heart: "You are not girls, what are the three big men sleeping together, and they can't be hugged and touched." Lao Tzu is not glass, what kind of energy does this bring, unlucky! ”
Because Ye Fan also wanted to be unrestrained under the stimulation of wolf and mouse broth, he had already paid attention to taking advantage of the dark moon and high wind night to sneak in to find Cai Xi Shi Fan Chunxiang to quench his thirst.
This ** soup is incomprehensible, and it suffocates people to death overnight. But now this qiē is all in the soup, with these two treasures in the fart, it's not playing with chrysanthemums or anything. The worst thing is how you can sleep three people in your small bed.
Sad!
In the end, I had an idea, but fortunately my room was entered with my shoes off, and it was a wooden floor, which was quite clean.
happened to meet Chunshui and returned to the town, so he called to clean up the room, laid a bed on the spot, and threw Lu Wei and Qi Tian on the floor.
He smiled in his heart: "Sleep, your brothers are rich sons, and they usually sleep in high-end goods." Today, let's also taste the taste of our poor middle peasants, what is this called, experience life. Haha, experience life
But tonight is destined to be a sleepless night.
The two of them slept like pigs on the floor. is so drunk that he is in a mess, and he has long been in his dreams and embraces Meimei.
Only Ye Fan crossed his legs on the bed and looked at him, wanting to use his internal strength to try to see if he could remove some of the yang fiery properties in the wolf and mouse soup.
Bad luck!
Not only did he not get rid of the yang spirit, but because of his cultivation, he inadvertently showed the "bat ear" ear, which is comparable to the bat ear.
The suppressed wheezing sound of Mayor Cai Dajiang's ** room next door was vaguely transmitted to his ears, and a certain pig brother felt a thrill in his heart.
Suddenly became more interested, and said in his heart, I don't know what news Comrade Mayor Cai will broadcast tonight. So he ran the "Bat Ear Technique" with all his might against the wall, and the sound gradually became much clearer.
"Dead man! Harder, harder, huh! Well! Well, Oe, what kind of tricks are you playing tonight, I haven't seen it before. ”
A vague and muffled voice came, and it felt familiar. Ye Fan scolded when he heard this: "Damn! It's the one in Miaokeng Township again, Zheng Xuemei, the director of Sao Fox.
I said Secretary Qin, why don't you ventilate me in the morning. It is said that it is the mayor of Cai Town, because the post of director of the family planning office in Linquan Town has been vacant.
In order to alleviate the personnel pressure brought about by the withdrawal of townships and towns in the future. He said that he wanted to transfer Zheng Xuemei, director of the family planning office of Miaokeng Township, to preside over the family planning cause of our Linquan Township, and family planning work is a basic national policy, and we must not act carelessly.
Recently, Li Xuanshi, the acting director, seems to be a little ineffective in his work. The phenomenon of overbirth and stealing is strict. In the long run, our Linquan Town will definitely be vetoed by the family planning section in the year-end assessment.
What does this veto mean? That is to say, the work of our Linquan Town throughout the year has been done in vain. And vaguely pointed out that if Zheng Lijian was to be mentioned as the director of the Finance Institute, it was estimated that he would have to agree with Cai Dajiang's opinion, otherwise
"I heard it's called sodomy." Comrade Lao Cai smiled obscenely.
"Nasty! People are not chickens. Zheng Xuemei said coquettishly. A pig who was eavesdropping suddenly shuddered.
scolded in his heart: "It's too numb! Alas! I don't understand the backward style, after all, Comrade Lao Cai has a low cultural grade, and a broken high school student can make up some broken things. Alas! However, Zheng Xuemei's snorting voice is indeed super lethal, and it is the favorite of men all over the world. Alas! When you have to ask Haruka to snort like this, it's still quite exciting for women to snort, especially at that time. The only way to enhance your taste. ”
"It's not me who said it, it's the little fart country or something" Suzuki Sakurako, the rotten thing said in the pornography, hehe, Cai Dajiang explained with a lewd smile.
"Giggles, I can't imagine when Comrade Oe learned Xiao Yan. I've heard that the language quacks like ducks and it's hard to learn, so it shouldn't be possible, how can you understand it? ”
Zheng Xuemei didn't believe it at all, and it was estimated that she was still shaking her head or swinging her thick ass in an iron pot, expressing her strong disbelief that Comrade Cai's cultural level would reach the level of a college student.
"I must not understand it, you don't know that we are just a secondary school student, and then we were mixed up, and the electricity is a big broken thing, and I almost took off a layer of skin. It's Hibiscus who sues me. Besides, I don't learn the broken bird language, what is Bageyalu, what is there to learn in Mismisi. Cai Dajiang said proudly for a while.
"I know you're still fine with that sassy fox, huh! Bah! Zheng Xuemei got angry, shrank her buttocks, and retreated violently, and the result was that Cai Fujiang's earthworm-like words were thrown out.
"It seems that Comrade Lao Cai and I have similar views, patriots, what is there to learn in Xiaoxiaoyu. We should spread our Chinese civilization to the world, and let all the little people come to learn Chinese. If you don't learn, you can't do it, it's all clicked, Niang Xipi's! Ye Fan nodded secretly in his heart, he admired Comrade Cai Dajiang in this regard.
Zheng Xuemei's insidious action was not tightened as soon as she retreated, so anxious that Comrade Lao Cai hurriedly coaxed: "Sister Xuemei, I haven't had anything to do with her recently." That's all the of the past. But baby. I have a big gift for you. ”
"What a big gift, is it my business?" Zheng Xuemei became interested when she heard this, and asked.
"Hey, hey! It's okay to want to know, lick it clean. Cai Dajiang laughed like an old dove in a brothel.
"No! "I've never been like that." Disgusting to death. Zheng Xuemei was snorting and refused.
"Forget it, I'm asleep." Cai Dajiang wanted to indulge. Xindao, just because you little fool also want to escape from my palm, Lao Tzu, the mayor of the town, is in vain.
Damn it! Power is good, what you want, money, women, eating, drinking, and having fun will not be left behind.
Usually, don't look at how noble some women are in front of the poor, arrogant as peacocks, when they see their superiors or rich people, they are all wilted, and they are busy contributing their bodies and bones.
No wonder some people say that parents have three turns: follow the wheel in the morning, revolve around the plate at noon, and turn with the skirt at night. Lao Tzu also has a fourth turn, that is, playing two people in bed, hahaha, more awesome than Zhao Benshan's eldest brother,,
After a pause. Zheng Xuemei seemed to have made up her mind, and hummed in a low voice: "That" Then I'll try. ”
"Hmmm! It's okay baby, that Sakurako Suzuki on TV often does this, it seems that the man's stuff is still very tasteful, otherwise why would he call desperately. Cai Dajiang had a face
Pool.
Bababa,