Fifty fart
Lin Siyang saw that the patient had turned around, and said happily, Li Wenyong looked at Lin Siyang's excited actions, and he smiled and said, "Xiaolin, you have been working for so long, but it is the first time I have seen you so happy." Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE。 info
"Dean, I'm really happy, maybe none of us expected a miracle," Lin Siyang said, he shook his fist gently at Li Wenyong.
Li Wenyong nodded sincerely, "Yes, a patient with an acute abdomen like this, not to mention that not all of them can be successfully rescued in our place, even in big hospitals."
Li Wenyong is right, Lin Siyang still remembers that when he was an intern at Tiandu Affiliated Hospital, he was also a patient with an acute abdomen complicated by perforated appendix, due to septic shock and severe electrolyte imbalance, even though the hospital had high-tech medical equipment such as blood gas analysis and advanced rescue measures, the patient still could not be brought back to life.
Li Wenyong saw Lin Siyang thinking about things in a daze, and he patted Lin Siyang on the shoulder intimately, "Do it well, I can't do it for a few years at my age, and if it continues to develop like this, the director of the health center will naturally be you."
"Dean, with my level, it's just the material of a health center director?" Lin Siyang smiled mischievously.
"It seems that your kid's ambition is not small," Li Wenyong rolled his eyelids and looked at him.
"That's it, I have to be the director of the county hospital in the future, this request is not too much, right?" Lin Siyang said, he grimaced at Li Wenyong.
"It's good to have ambitions, but don't get carried away because you were lucky enough to cure a patient, and you don't even know what your surname is," Li Wenyong said with a disgusted face.
“ok”。
Li Wenyong glanced at Lin Siyang, then pointed at Lin Siyang with his hand and smiled, "You kid is talking, why did you give me the whole English?" We can't continue to talk about this, you go and take care of your patients, I have to leave beforehand."
After Lin Siyang left, Lin Siyang came to the ward happily, it is now the third day after surgery, and the patient is normal except for the manifestation of low-grade fever.
The patient's surname was Cao, and Lin Siyang called him 'Lao Cao'.
As soon as Lao Cao saw Lin Siyang coming to see him in the ward, he immediately smiled at Lin Siyang, "The life-saving benefactor is here."
"Lao Cao, don't talk to my doctor Lin with a hippie smile" Lin Siyang deliberately calmed his face, and he said coldly, "I let you go to the ground yesterday, why are you still sitting on the bed now?" Isn't my Dr. Kobayashi's doctor's advice good? ”。
Lao Cao didn't know if Lin Siyang was really angry, he made a painful expression, "Doctor Lin, can you give me a few more days, you pulled such a big knife cut for me, I sweated in pain when I moved a little, you don't know this uncomfortable taste."
"Did you fart?" Lin Siyang looked at Lao Cao, and the expression on his face was still a little cold.
"Fart?!" Lao Cao was stunned for a moment, he blinked his eyes, and thought in his heart, could it be that Dr. Kobayashi smelled something and mistakenly thought that I was farting?
"Right".
"Doctor Lin, you have wronged me, you haven't let out a fart at all since I woke up" Lao Cao muttered, he saw his wife tinkering with the fruit sent by relatives, and couldn't help but suddenly say, "I didn't put it, it must have been my wife's release."
Lao Cao's wife glared at Lao Cao vigorously, "Why did you, the dead old Cao, plant a blame on me?" ”。
"Did I frame you? There are only three of us in this room, if it's not me and Dr. Kobayashi, then it must be you," Lao Cao Zhenzhen said eloquently.
Lin Siyang looked at Lao Cao's arguments, and couldn't help but laugh, "Lao Cao, you didn't understand what I meant, what I asked was if you farted?" It's none of my sister-in-law's business."
"I definitely didn't let it go, if you doubt me, then you have wronged me Lao Cao" Lao Cao frowned, feeling wronged.
"I'm just asking you if you put it or not."
"If you say you haven't put it away, you haven't put it away, can I still lie to you about this?" Lao Cao defended again.
"You didn't put it away, why did you look so arrogant?" Lin Siyang snorted, looked at Lao Cao and stopped talking, and said again, "Do you know why I asked you to go to the ground to move?" The purpose is to make you fart early, and if you fart, you can basically be discharged from the hospital."
Lao Cao Mo rubbed his head and grinned, "So that's the case, it seems that I really blame my wife."
Lao Cao's wife glanced at Lao Cao again, but she didn't speak.
"Dr. Lin, you just said that I can be discharged from the hospital if I fart?" Lao Cao sat on the bed and asked with his eyelids half-raised.
"That's right, what can you put now?".
"It's not okay to do anything else, it's not easy to fart, if you don't like it, I'll put one for you now" Lao Cao swore and said.
"If you put it, the louder it is, the better."
"You wait," Cao said, his face tensed, holding his breath, and then his eyes widened, as if he was preparing for a fart.
Time passed minute by minute, Lin Siyang waited for more than five minutes, he saw that Lao Cao was holding back his face and his neck was thick, so he smiled and waved his hand and said, "Lao Cao, you better forget it, if you continue to hold it like this, you have to hold it back."
Lao Cao finally looked like a deflated ball, he laughed self-deprecatingly, "I used to fart all day long when I was fine, but now I don't know what to do, but I can't even let go of one."
When Lin Siyang saw Lao Cao say this, he said seriously, "After you have had the operation, the intestinal tube has not returned to normal peristalsis, in order to prevent intestinal adhesion after the operation, you must move down as soon as possible, the sooner the better."
"You mean that if I fart, it means that the bowel can move?".
"That's pretty much what it means, if you want to be discharged from the hospital early, don't be lazy with me," Lin Siyang said very seriously.