readx;?“ Are you really a Li dog? ”

A member of the team, apparently the leader, asked coldly. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info [full text reading] But out of the heartfelt admiration for Li Jiefang, an old soldier, I couldn't help but use honorifics:

"If you're the dog in our captain's mouth, you definitely know one thing. As long as you can answer correctly, we will escort you all the way to the wedding site. ”

Lao Li's eyes were suddenly bigger than the headlights - Han Feng, you stinky boy, are you still playing with me with serial schemes?

But it's okay, as long as you can answer, the master of ceremonies for this Korean style wedding is definitely me!

was in a trance, when he heard the little leader on the opposite side take out a note, looked at "Li Goudan" fixedly, and asked in a deep voice:

"Since you call yourself Li Goudan, you must know the first time you drank with our captain, when, where, and who were you? Pay attention, who are the men I'm talking about? ”

If your answer is correct, we will escort your convoy to the scene. If it's wrong......" The squad leader's face sank, and he stretched out his hand, and the rest of the team members behind him immediately made an attack posture:

"If you answer incorrectly, there are only four words for you."

The cold gaze of the squad leader pierced Lao Li's heart:

"That's it: I'm sorry!"

The posture, look, murderous aura of the team behind him, as well as the finger on the trigger, all clearly explain the true connotation of "regret":

Once the answer is wrong, the fate of "impersonating Li Goudan" will be extremely terrifying, with death and no life!

However, this question is not difficult for Li Jiefang, and he can answer it with his mouth open. However, Lao Li, who has always been cheerful, hesitated at this time.

"The first time Han Feng and I drank was in the early morning of a certain month the year before last, on the rooftop of the Han family's old villa. The men who drank together, there was me, there was Korean style, and there was ......"

At that time, Li Jiefang escorted the old man to Han's house for medical treatment, and was only allowed to pick up people at Han's house in the early morning, and it was at that time that he drank with Han Feng for the first time.

This is a fact and there is no need to fabricate it. However, how important was the identity of that old man, and how could he be easily revealed on such an occasion?

So Lao Li was extremely embarrassed.

The squad leader stared at the other party, staring at the old general who was once unattainable in the hearts of the soldiers, and even cited as the god of the army, as long as the final answer is out, he will take corresponding countermeasures.

Is it to be driven away, or to be greeted?

"And one man, one old man." Li Jiefang finally cleared his mind and looked directly at the team leader. Although the figure is not as burly and tall as the other party, everyone can feel the condescending overlooking momentum.

"But! For the sake of the interests of China, the rejuvenation of the nation, and the impact on the world, I cannot name and identify him, so I can only say one thing. ”

"That is: he is an old chief of mine who was born and raised in Xichuan! It has made countless contributions to New China! It's just because ......"

Speaking of this, Li Jiefang was stunned and refused to continue, but asked anxiously:

"What I said, is that the correct answer?"

"If not...... How dare you?! ”

The veteran ruffian is really a veteran ruffian, relying on his identity, as if he wants to crush these much younger juniors. I don't want the squad leader to pull the corners of his mouth, as if showing a little smile, and then "snapped" and performed a standard Chinese military salute.

All the team members behind him immediately released the trigger, stood upright, and gave the most sacred and solemn military salute to this great military god named Xinhuaxia!

"Congratulations! All correct! ”

The squad leader roared, and then handed the note to Brother Godan, and said with a sneer:

"You just need to copy it again, as long as the handwriting is the same, the captain said, then you are the real Li Goudan, you will take the most stylish means of transportation and become his most stylish guest!"

The most fashionable means of transportation? The most stylish guest?

Lao Li obviously smelled a smell of conspiracy, but before he had time to think about it, he heard the squad leader smile faintly:

"I heard that on the transport, there is a new wine made by the captain...... A superb wine that can only be enjoyed by real plum dogs...... Have you ever drunk it? ”

"Clear Snow Brew"? "Clear Snow Brew"! Damn, of course I've drunk it! And I want to drink it until the sea is dry and the rocks are rotten, and the mountains are edgeless and there are no corners!

"Hurry up and get a pen, I'll copy it right away!" Li Jiefang wiped his saliva with his sleeve and urged impatiently. However, when I looked down and saw the note, I was immediately stunned in place, and I couldn't write for a long time.

Since joining the Red Army, the tinker has learned to write and read simply. Decades have passed now, and Lao Li's literary skills are not very high, but at least reading a newspaper and writing one or two thousand words he knows is no problem. But the one in front of him is obviously on A4 printing paper, but it makes it difficult for Li Jiefang to copy it.

It's not because the font is too elegant, it's not because the handwriting is too blurry, and it's not because you don't know the words. But Lao Li just doesn't put pen to paper!

Because it's obviously a calligraphy left by Brother Goudan himself, why don't you know it? How can you not write it?

The only reason why Lao Li hesitated was that it was an IOU!

"I, Li Jiefang (Li Goudan), owe Zhao Feifei one billion yuan of life-saving money, and hereby make a note, and I will return it with interest in the future. According to this. Li Jiefang (Li Dogdan). ”

Not only that, but on the obviously copied IOU, there is also a very clear fingerprint on the name of each Li Jiefang (Li Goudan)!

Of course, Zhao Feifei will take out the original if he doesn't go, but he just doesn't know how many such IOUs the brother and daughter-in-law who are extremely wealthy have copied...... Don't let me see Lao Li anymore!

However, this was only a fleeting thought of Li Jiefang.

How could a face that could even block bullets be defeated under a mere IOU? The only thing that Brother Goudan felt embarrassed about was another thing.

"This ...... That one...... This one...... That ......"

His lips squirmed for a long time, seeing that the auspicious time was approaching, and if he didn't rush to the scene, he would definitely not be able to be the wedding master of ceremonies under the pressure.

"Everything else is easy to write, the problem is this thumb print, I really ...... I can't draw it~"

The entire Hades squad fell on their backs and asked the sky speechlessly!

…………

On a big red Zhiba helicopter, Li Jiefang and Zheng Yong anxiously drank "Qingxue Brew", urging the captain from time to time:

"Hurry up! Hurry up! If you can't catch up with my brother's happy event, Lao Tzu will throw you out first, and then Lao Tzu will jump out of the plane himself! ”

"Even if you scrap this plane, you have to rush to the wedding site immediately!"

In the face of this kind of unreasonable passengers who have an extremely bad attitude and cannot be offended, the captain can only secretly smile bitterly and "tears flow to his heart".

What do you dare to do with the well-known veteran ruffians of the whole army? What can you do?

Do you have to fall down and die to relieve your hatred?

Fortunately, at the speed of a helicopter, it soon reached the sky over Tianfeng Airport.

But the dense giant red balloons completely blocked the space for the plane to land.

The captain was still nervously contacting the tower, but the sharp-eyed Li Jiefang found two other different helicopters.

One was painted with the logo of the Tianfeng Group, hovering in the air like his own landline, trying to break through the barrier of the balloon array; The other one, however, was not only painted with the August 1 logo of the Huaxia Army Airlines, but also hovered steadily in the air at 400 meters, not in a hurry to land, obviously not in a hurry, and confident.

"Can you get in touch with the plane?" Li Jiefang suddenly became interested, and consulted the captain with a smile on his face.

If everyone is a person all the way, and they are riding on the military fighter plane, they will not shy away from the taboo to participate in the wedding of Han Feng bigamy and bigamy...... Such a bold and righteous guy, my Lao Li must make good friends!

"I'll try." The captain finally survived Admiral Li Jiefang's nagging and urging, and hurriedly opened the communication channel. Finally, on the internal frequency of a certain army, the straight eight that the old god has been there has been been connected.

"Please." As soon as the captain straightened out the channel communication, he immediately stuffed the microphone into Lao Li's hand:

"The helicopter of the army aviation of the Jincheng Military Region, you are playing by yourself!"

Brother Goudan didn't have time to glare at the captain, so he raised his hand and pressed the microphone:

"I am Li Jiefang, a retired army general from Huaxia, and I am reviewing Tianfeng Airport. Report your affiliation, the people on board, whether you are carrying weapons, and your mission and intentions! It's better to hurry, Lao Tzu has no patience! ”

Military fighters, even transport helicopters with only a small number of self-defense weapons, appeared in the sky above the scene of the Han Feng wedding, and Li Jiefang had to think twice.

Unexpectedly, the broadcast system came, but it was the familiar Xichuan accent:

"Li Jiefang! Dare to be Lao Tzu in front of Lao Tzu? Lao Tzu gives you a minute to fight, and find a way to break this balloon array so that we can both stand on the ground! ”

"If you can't do it, throw a rope yourself and slide in front of Han Feng. Tell him that I'm right on top of his head and let him take me next. ”

The casual, clear and sonorous Sichuan voice went straight into the head of Brother Goudan like Hong Zhong Dalu.

Li Jiefang's heart was shocked, and he no longer dared to talk nonsense, except for answering the order, he shouted viciously at the captain:

"I don't care what your name is, what rank you are, what unit you come from, where your hometown is, or who else you have in your family...... I just want to tell you one thing. ”

"If you can't land in a minute—oh, fifty seconds—you'll fall on the ground with the longest-lived admiral in China, I!"

"This is my old chief's order, and my order to you!"

"Die! It's still dead! Execute it immediately, and wait for death together! ”

After Li Jiefang finished threatening, he leaned back in his seat and complained in a low voice:

"The official is one level bigger, it turns out that he will really crush people!"