103 Uncles

13. Uncles

The eldest brother is called Tafu, whose name means good character, and the second brother, who is called Feiyangu, which means younger son, because when he was born, Amma felt that his wife would not be born again, and they were both in their forties.

As a result, four years later, Jueercha's croaking landed.

Jueercha's Eniang has always regretted making her daughter ugly before her death. The two sons have a thick eyebrows and square face, and the other has a thin eyebrows and pointed face, both of which are quite compatible. But I felt that Ercha's face was thin and square, and no matter how I looked at it, I felt that her face seemed to be bigger.

When I was a child, the neighbors said that my sister had eaten all the good things in the house, and the two brothers made trouble with my sister, so I always took her pocket, and then put it in my mouth, closed my mouth and pretended to swallow it, saying that you made us eat good things.

Xiao Jueercha thought that she really let her brother eat it, although she couldn't remember if there was anything in her pocket, so she chased and beat her brothers. The two elder brothers screamed and ran around the yard to chase her, and the Jueercha clan chased after her, so angry that they shouted in the house: "Don't make trouble with your sister!" ”

When Jueercha was eight years old, Eniang disappeared first. Although Amma was still alive, he couldn't do it anymore, but he asked someone to take care of him. The three brothers and sisters will become no one's care. At that time, the eldest brother Tafu had already taken Feiyangu's neighbors to engage in cheating, and the owner touched a chicken and carried a bag of rice to feed the family.

The Jueercha clan inherited the will of Eniang, and he had to let the two brothers go on the right path, from the age of eight to the age of eight to get married, until her children grew up without results.

Tafu and Feiyangu have not yet married, and Li Wei has heard their requirements for choosing a mate before, in short, they require the woman to be Bai Fumei, in other words, the status must match, that is, as long as the girl is full of people. Even if the girl from the Manchu family is a wrapper, she can't look down on these two if she doesn't enter the palace to be rich and noble, so they are left.

The Jueercha clan was too lazy to care about them before, and they would definitely not be able to find anyone according to their requirements anyway. She can marry the Han Junqi, but according to her Ama and her two brothers, she is unwilling to marry the Han Junqi girl.

It must be full of surnames, coating, and age.

The latter sentence is Jueercha Shijia, since Li Wei entered the elder brother's house and was quite favored by the fourth master, she wanted to ask if she could find the kind of older palace maid who went out of the palace for these two. It's okay to be full of people, there is no requirement for appearance and age, and there is no need to have a dowry.

Li Wei asked curiously: "Then if you are thirty or forty years old......

The Jueercha clan glared at her viciously: "Please be a palace maid, not an aunt!" ”

The palace maid is about twenty-five out of the palace, and she is young and young. with his own uncle...... She is a relative so she doesn't dislike them, to say that according to the general blind date standard, these two have a house, but they have to live with their father-in-law, brother and daughter-in-law, no money and no errands, it's really an advantage.

Thinking of not seeing her uncles for a long time, Li Wei guessed what they meant. It's certain to come and see her, but there must be something, right? Are you here to ask about the palace maid's daughter-in-law? She mentioned this to the fourth master, and the fourth master said that he would pay attention to it in the future, but she didn't pack the ticket, and she also felt that it was too embarrassing to let the fourth master worry about this.

Now her mother doesn't dare to slap her, and the eye knife is getting stronger and stronger.

Li Wei asked someone to prepare milk, braised beef and salty shortbread, which are all loved by uncles. She was so anxious that she finally saw Zhao Quanbao leading her uncles in.

The eldest uncle Tafu looked honest, and he was stupid when he laughed, but in fact, he was a bad one in the family, and according to the Jueercha clan, it was so bad that it was oily. Every time she said this, Li Wei made up the salted duck egg yolk with oil.

As soon as he came in, he said, "Ouch, look at our aunt and grandmother, this is called a nobleman!" Your uncle and I have never seen such a rich man in my life! I'm a gift to you! "Laughing and laughing, he hit a thousand.

Li Wei was amused by him, and propped up the kang table and said, "Uncle! Don't recruit me, I still have a little one in my belly! ”

The little uncle Fei Yangu jumped to her early in the morning and sat down, and he didn't see anything outside and ate the salty shortbread on the kang table, and the jade bottle just brought the milk up, and he copied it with one hand without putting it on the table, and the jade bottle was startled!

The little uncle also gave a wink to the jade bottle: "Thank you, girl." Then he lifted the lid of the bowl and stuffed it into the jade bottle, arched his hand and smiled: "The tired girl will pour me another bowl." ”

The jade bottle was directly stupid, and was stunned for at least a second before turning around to pour the milk.

Li Wei still understood them, and said to the jade bottle: "Directly bring the milk pot and let them pour it themselves." ”

The little uncle stuffed shortbread in his mouth and said with a smile: "It's still our aunt and grandmother who understand us." ”

Tafu came over and glared at Fei Yangu angrily, and said, "Don't be ashamed, but make our little aunt and grandmother embarrassed." ”

Without waiting for these two to look at her together, she hurriedly said, "Don't be embarrassed." It's all me waiting here, okay, my good uncles, all sit down, didn't you bring me candy paintings? I haven't eaten it in a long time. ”

Ta Fu looked embarrassed, slowly opened the box and showed it to Li Wei, and immediately closed it and said, "This is all for our little masters, where is it for you." ”

Li Wei saw at a glance that the glutinous rice paper was wrapped in sugar paintings, there were at least a dozen of them, and as soon as she reached out and grabbed it, Ta Fu handed the box to her, and he and Feiyangu watched Li Wei open the box lovingly, took out a big sugar painting painted with Qionglou Yuyu on it, peeled off the glutinous rice paper outside and licked it immediately.

Li Wei's whole person was surrounded by happiness. How many years has she not eaten candy painting? After the age of ten, Mama was not allowed to go to the street when she came, but Amma, her younger brothers and uncles secretly brought her back, and she couldn't eat, Mama must have installed a monitor on her! Every time she finds out in time! Then take away the small snacks on the street such as sugar paintings, and let the little girl eat them in front of her, deliberately coveting her.

It's been more than ten years since then, it's so fragrant and sweet!

She clicked and ate this treasure building, and took out the phoenix below and ate it with a click, and wanted to take a third one, but was interrupted by a bowl of milk in a jade bottle.

The jade bottle directly put the milk into her hand, and said in her mouth: "Master, use some milk, use some." ”

Li Wei took a sip of moisturizing, and just as she continued to eat, she saw that the box had been covered by Tafu. Ta Fu glanced at the jade bottle with a smile, and coaxed Li Wei and said, "Auntie, let's not eat it." Your uncle finally brought you so much, and you also kept it for the children to come back and see, and after reading it, you can eat one a day, and you can eat for a few more days until the next time your uncle comes to bring it to you, ah. ”

Li Wei thought about it, so she nodded and said: "Jade bottle, put this box in the tea cabinet, there is no kang over there, so you don't have to roast this sugar painting again." ”

The jade bottle was furious at Ta Fu's glance, and hurriedly Yifu left with the box.

There were no outsiders, and Li Wei began to ask them what they really meant.

"Come on, it's been two times, there must be something wrong with this. Anyway, E-Niang is outside, I can't care about you, if you have any ideas, just tell me. Li Wei said in great pain.

Tafu smiled, and Feiyangu hurriedly praised her: "Our aunt and grandmother are cool." ”

Li Wei said the second half of the sentence slowly: "I'll listen to it." ”

Tafu smiled at this time, and Feiyangu instantly changed his sad face and blinked pitifully: "Grandma, you can't always learn from your mother, look, it's all bad." ”

Li Wei was so amused by him that she couldn't hold back her laughter, and tried to pull down the corners of her mouth and said seriously: "Say." ”

Tafo slowly explained their intentions. Specifically, they also feel that life is too short and they need to have a career. This is also for their early death of their mother and the old Ama in the family, and after going out, they also worry about their aunt and grandmother and aunt giving birth to a little aunt and grandmother.

Li Wei quickly skipped this prelude.

The latter is the point: they want to ask the fourth master or the servants of the fourth master's house to build a bridge, and the infantry commander Yamen is looking for an errand.

Fei Yanggu said: "That place is actually not difficult to enter, and your uncle and I also thought about trying to go in if the family can't get by." Don't look there, all of them are just small shrimps, but who told us that there are not many people under the roots of this imperial city, and there are many princes and sons? We didn't have any background before, didn't we just wait for someone to serve the food when we went in? It's still around the house. ”

Tafu explained with a righteous face: "Now that there is a person in the family, we can also stand up and be a man, so I came up with this idea." If you don't think it's suitable, your uncle and I will go home, and we'll be mixed for half a lifetime anyway, and it's not bad for another half a lifetime. ”

Li Wei didn't mind these two people making this request, the two of them used to talk nonsense a lot, this is already down-to-earth, simple and very simple.

She was only worried, frowning and asking, "Do you two want to wear official skins to collect protection money?" ”

Tafu grinned like a big bad wolf, and Feiyangu praised: "I just like the cleverness of our little aunt and grandmother!" You say this protection fee, ah, where can you find such a suitable word? Then he said to her, "When you said that, your uncle and I changed to collect protection money." ”

"What was it called before?" Li Wei looked at him gloomily, and Fei Yanggu said: "It's nothing, let's stop at the door of their store, and they will come to deliver money." Then continue to reminisce, "The protection fee is so good, and it is loud to call out." ”

Li Wei sneered: "My mother must not have spared you, right?" ”

Tafu said calmly: "That time, the eldest aunt and grandmother scared the two of us so much that we didn't come home for two days. ”

It's only been two days, and it must be because Guo Luomafa pretended to be sick and no one took care of them, so Eniang let them go.

Off topic!

Li Wei angrily pulled back to the topic: "Get down to business!" Say! Do you want to collect protection money after becoming a soldier? ”

Feiyangu was surprised: "Then we still need to collect it?" They themselves sent it according to the New Year's Day. This is called filial piety. ”

Li Wei was led astray all of a sudden, and said in her mind: Filial piety seems to be okay? Doesn't seem right?

She felt that her brain was a little insufficient, on the one hand, she felt that this was just another way of speaking, and on the other hand, she felt that it didn't matter if she was a soldier, didn't the fourth master also accept filial piety? It's all the same thing.

Just leave it to the fourth master. Anyway, this matter must go through his hands, and without his words, she will not order this in private. Although I can definitely be told, my courage is practiced again and again, so it's better not to step on this line at the beginning.

This matter will be discussed later. The two uncles had a bitter lunch for Li Wei here, and another dinner in the afternoon, and they were reluctant to send them out when they saw that it was getting dark.

How interesting it was for the two uncles to talk to her, and the time passed in a flash.

After sending her uncles away, Li Wei asked the jade bottle to take out the candy painting, but this time she was reluctant to eat it, she wanted to keep it for the children to see. After putting it down, I began to stare at the clock and count the hands.

The jade bottle was afraid that she would bother, so he talked to her, and the good topic was the two uncles who had just come to the master.

So Li Wei went from the uncles to slander a group of sheep in the yard and the yard was full of sheep, to see a flag of people hanging a small golden bell on the front of the car for fun, and deliberately snatched it back to her as a toy, and was brought to the door by the master with his subordinates, and the result was that in a general theory, it was actually two ancestors and relatives, although it was eight poles could not be beaten, and then the family had to give the golden bell, and then set up twenty taels of silver as a gift.

The jade bottle listened straight and sighed: "Speaking of which, everyone has a kin, which is really rare." ”

Li Wei thought back then, but there were few people, and almost all of them were in Beijing, so he only took three steps, third uncle! Take a walk, all kinds of uncles and nephews can dazzle people.

Waiting until eight o'clock, Zhao Quanbao finally came in and said, "It's all back!" Right at the door, and come in! ”

Li Wei immediately stood up and wanted to go outside to greet her, but in this weather outside, it was a big night and she couldn't see the road clearly, who would dare to let her go out? The jade bottle and the jade dynasty hurriedly came over to persuade them. Zhao Quanbao was also anxious, and immediately ran out to greet a few little masters, even if Ergege walked a little, he could come to persuade the master.

Who knew that not long after he came out of the small courtyard, he saw the fourth master leading a few elder brothers to come in first, and he quickly retreated to the side of the road and knelt down.

The fourth master zhanzhu asked: "Is it Fang Fujin who wants you to come out and see?" ”

Brother Honghui is next to him, this is obviously the fourth master wants to take the brothers to the main courtyard to see Fujin, how dare Zhao Quanbao pull his master out? Isn't this nothing to look for? immediately said: "The master has rested, Xiao is going to the front to find Xiao Xizi." ”

The fourth master nodded slightly, and continued to walk forward with the children, thinking that he had rested so early, was he too tired? Why is this the case when the month is still young?

When they arrived at the gate of the East Courtyard, they called Hongyu and the third elder brother over, and instructed them: "Your mother is resting, don't trouble her when you go back, sleep obediently, do you know?" ”

Hongyu and the third elder brother should get down, and then immediately ran hand in hand to the small courtyard when they saw the fourth master and Honghui go away.

They thought that Eniang was really resting, so they took a light step when they entered the courtyard, but they saw that the lights in the main house were still on, and the little eunuch guarding the door said, "Brother is back?" Let's go in and take a look at the master, who just said he was going to pick you up. ”

The two of them ran into the house, and at this time Hongyu didn't pretend to be an adult, and he was working hard with the third elder brother, and when he heard the footsteps of the two of them, the jade bottle just lifted the curtain and came out, and when he saw them, he got out of the way and said, "Come in." The master, Brother Hongyu and Brother San, are back. ”

Li Wei had just been pressed on the couch by Yu Chao, and as soon as she heard this, she was about to get down and put on her shoes, but Yu Chao held her down and shouted at the door: "Jade bottle, have you entered the house?" As soon as he finished speaking, two small cannonballs rushed in.

Li Wei hugged them one by one, took off their hats and kissed them several times at the door of the brain.

When the two little ones came back after changing their clothes, Ergege also came in, looking at the sugar painting. In the light, I only saw a big golden and translucent thing that was raised by my sister, and both of them came around, and they couldn't recognize it after looking at it for a long time, and asked, "What is this?" E-niang. ”

Li Wei held the box to them and asked them to take one each, and then she also took the opportunity to take one, and said, "Look, you can eat it when you open this layer of glutinous rice paper." ”

Is this eating?

The three children uncovered the white raw glutinous rice paper outside, which is also used when wrapping peanut candy in this house. Is this really sugar? The third elder brother stretched out his tongue first and licked it, and said happily: "Sweet! Then he stretched out his tongue and licked it down.

Hongyu is a boy, and his younger brother also suffers from eating. It's just that Ergege is embarrassed, she is a girl, and she has been taught by her grandmother since she was a child, how can she stick out her tongue and lick something to eat?

She hurriedly said: "Eniang, this ...... How the hell are you going to eat this? ”

"That's it." Li Wei also licked it, and when she saw that she was in such a hurry, she said strangely: "Why don't you eat it?" reacted, remembered her grandmother, immediately understood, and said, "There are no outsiders here, you can eat with confidence." Besides, you don't have to listen to all of them. ”

Now all three children have seen it.

Li Wei continued to make a high statement: "Whether it is Mr. or Mama, they teach things all tall and comprehensive, which is a beautiful goal, but in fact, no one in this world can do it all." I didn't hear them say that they were all sages and saints who had been dead for hundreds of years. It's hundreds of years ago, and I don't know how many things the descendants added to it, and if you don't talk about people for hundreds of years, even a stone has already turned to ashes. ”

"Therefore, you don't have to demand yourselves with the words of Mr. and Mama. That's embarrassing. can understand the reason, seven or eight points is enough to be a good person, and the rest can be played freely. She summed up and saw that the children were still looking at her.

Look at her...... Behind.

She turned her head, and the fourth master stood at the door.

Li Wei quickly found the right position: "Of course, E-Niang said that it is not necessarily right, E-Niang is a little woman in the back house, she has never been out and seen the world, you just need to listen to Amma." ”

The fourth master was amused by her, he just couldn't think of interrupting her for a while, anyway, it wasn't a time or two of nonsense in front of her children, and after the careful tasting, there was some truth. So he never stopped.

There is only one sound in children's ears that is the problem, and only by listening and watching more can they grow.

Ergege looked at the two of them, closed his eyes and gritted his teeth, stretched out his tongue and licked the candy painting. It's all because of her E-Niang that she said the wrong thing, and she also has to accompany E-Niang.

The three children buried their heads in hard work, and Li Wei was taken by them to continue eating, and the fourth master reached out to take the sugar painting away.

I saw the fourth master chirp and eat the monkey in her hand until there was only one pole left, and the three children looked stupid again.

After eating, the fourth master licked the corners of his mouth and said with a smile: "The craftsmanship of the old Tian family at the entrance of Qianmen Street, next time Ama will take you to see his paintings, and then buy them to eat." ”

The children took Li Wei to be silly together.

The fourth master didn't think he had said anything scary, so he raised his chin and said, "Eat, go to bed after eating, and get up early tomorrow." ”

The children quickly clicked off the sugar painting in their hands and retreated, leaving the two of them alone, as soon as the fourth master turned around, Li Wei smiled and went up to serve him tea with his own hands, and also waited for his clothes, he held his hand and asked, "Are you tired today?" ”

Li Wei: "No, I also met my uncle, and I wasn't tired at all." ”

The fourth master saw her excited and brightened his eyes and believed it. It seems that Zhao Quanbao is smart and clever and can speak, and this eunuch is almost practiced.

The author has something to say: I came back late today, and it was too late to start writing. So I don't have time to write an extra story today, but I'll see you tomorrow