"It's been a boring day. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 info" Zhang Yeye sat on a chair with his mobile phone, and his fingers unconsciously flipped through the pages of Dianniang.

As an old bookworm who has been reading books for 16 years, it has become a physical instinct to open Dianniang dozens of times a day, and if you don't open Dianniang with your mobile phone, your body has an urge to rebel.

Although I have opened a small restaurant now, business has not been good, and most of it is to stay up in the store, so the habit of reading novels has not been lost.

If you want to talk about the hotel that opened, Zhang Yeye was also full of enthusiasm at the beginning. I am a chef every day, I personally purchase ingredients, and I always pick and choose the most expensive ingredients. As long as the guests who have come to eat, 9% will become regular customers. However, in the two years since Zhang Yeye opened the store, the economy has been sluggish, and there are some business people nearby, and there are fewer and fewer people who go out to consume, and customers are becoming more and more picky about the environment, service and other issues. In addition, 7 or 8 skewer shops have opened nearby, and a 300-square-meter hot pot restaurant has opened next door, so Zhang Yeye's business has not improved.

People who have never been in a restaurant must not know that this is also the price of buying a dish, but there are several kinds of prices.

Take shiitake mushrooms as an example, the price that just arrives in the morning is a price, the price of a large meat is thick, the price of a good integrity, and the price of clearing in the evening is another price.

For example, Zhang Yeye went to take it, and every time he took it, it was a big meat thick and with good integrity, which not only tasted good, but also looked very good after serving. The customer is satisfied, but the price is more than twice as bad.

The mushrooms taken by Zhang Yeye are generally priced at nine yuan a catty, and when the price rises, it reaches 15 yuan a catty, and the price is even more expensive during the Chinese New Year, much more expensive than meat.

The general restaurant uses 4 pieces of ordinary shiitake mushrooms of one catty, as for the buffet. Hehe, then you can only think for yourself.

Here, Zhang Yeye's hand unconsciously flipped through the mobile phone, but his mind didn't know where to run. "When he saw the experience he had unintentionally flipped, Zhang Yeye was directly happy." Heh, when did Dianniang come out with this thing. Reading immortals, haha, I didn't expect that I could become an immortal by reading books. ”

Zhang Yeye was smiling happily, I don't know what he saw, his eyes suddenly became blurry, as if he had seen something incredible.

When Zhang Yeye came back to his senses and looked again, he muttered in his mouth.

"One, ten, hundred, thousand, thousand, thousand, one hundred thousand..... 100 million, rub, I'm not mistaken! No, I'll have to count again. After counting back and forth three times, Zhang Yeye finally confirmed that he was not mistaken. When it was really confirmed, Zhang Yeye was even more speechless.

This..... In the past few years, he has read nearly 200 million words in novels. Although he has been reading books, Zhang Yeye really didn't think that he could read so many words.

How many words are in the elementary school to university courses, and how many words are in the college courses. Zhang Yeye didn't know the specific number, but according to his thoughts, there was definitely not 200 million.

Even if it is more than 200 million, Zhang Yeye only started reading books on his mobile phone in 2013, and he has always read on the computer before. Coupled with the physical books he had read before, pirated texts, roughly calculated, Zhang Yeye suddenly admired himself a little.

"I'm a good girl, I've graduated from elementary school to college 3 or 4 times, it's too awesome." In an instant, Zhang Yeye felt that he was a lot taller, and there would be a few college students, and it was estimated that he would be able to despise the other party with his eyes and satisfy his vanity that swelled to the sky.

"No, no, no, I have to find someone to share my brother's achievements, how can such a big thing be enjoyed by myself? I have to share," he said, picking up his phone and turning up the number.

"Hey, Sanzi, brother told you, do you know how many words I've read over the years.......... At least a billion of them. Dude, cow or not, I'll tell you...... Feed.... Hey....." The call was hung up directly. Zhang Yeye shook his head indifferently and thought: Forget it, this guy is just envious of his brother's reading, so he will continue to play with another person.

"Hey, Don! Let me tell you, do you know how many words of fiction your buddy has read in recent years? I ......." Before Zhang Yeye finished speaking, he interrupted his boasting. "You read the novel and I brought it, you can read me. I didn't read a lot, and it added up to 2 or 3 billion words, more than I didn't squeak! ”

"Squeak." Zhang Yeye squeaked speechlessly, because he really didn't know what to say. "That's not exceeded. Then what are you pretending to be with me? Nothing to do, nothing to sleep! Zhang Yeye didn't answer, and hung up the phone directly. It's so shocking, why did you forget that this guy went crazy reading novels! It's enough.,Can you pretend to be B happily.,Why is it so difficult to pretend to be a B now?,Praise me, will you die?

"Hey, Boss! Let me tell you, do you know how many words I've read in the last few years? More than a billion words, buddy is not a cow, admire no. Here, Zhang Yeye is shaking his head and waiting to be praised! The voice on the other side of the phone came from the other side.

"I'm a Ph.D."

Zhang Yeye was not happy when he heard it: "What's the matter, when the brother hasn't studied mathematics, it's still a drop!" Ph.D. students don't read as many words as I do. ”

"I am a doctoral student at Xi'an Jiaotong University." Zhang Yeye was just about to reply here, but he didn't give him a chance to answer and continued.

"I'm now a manager in a multinational company." Zhang Yezhi thought to himself, I told you about the reading volume, you told me the level, can you still chat. Just as he was about to refute, the voice came from the phone again.

"My annual salary is 500,000." ......." after tax. ....... "I still have year-end dividends, which are generally higher than my salary." ........... "I drove the BMW X6 equipped by the company, and the whole car came down for 1 million, and it was in my name." .......... "I take 3 months of paid leave a year, and I can report ........ when I go out to travel, eat and live."

Zhang Yeye, who couldn't bear it, hung up the phone directly, it was too bullying, the famous school was amazing! Ph.D. students are amazing! It's amazing to drive a BMW! Paid time off is amazing! Well, it's remarkable. But I don't take you to be so shocking, don't I just want to show off my reading volume with you, as for this?

"Friends, you have to be friends, it's too TM to bully." Although he shouted like this, Zhang Yeye's face was indeed full of smiles. The first two plus this old high, they are classmates who have been playing together since middle school, not brothers are better than brothers, although now everyone is married and has a family and a lot of separation, but the relationship has not changed for so many years.

Zhang Yeye doesn't really want to show off anything, it's just that he hasn't talked to his brothers for a while, and there just happened to be such a thing, everyone hurts each other together to deepen the brotherly relationship, isn't it?

"Ding Ding ......" Here Zhang Yeye was thinking about how to do these jokes, when the phone rang suddenly, he picked up the phone and looked, heh, this number is awesome, hurry up and answer it.

"Hey, hello, who's that?" As he spoke, he lit a cigarette for himself and swallowed it beautifully. "Hello, this is the Traversal Authority, congratulations on being selected as the 10086th Traverser, here are a few questions for you to answer."

As soon as he heard it, Zhang Yeye was directly happy, and now this liar knows the right medicine, but look at the number "0-0-0" displayed on the screen. That's right, it's 0-0-0. Okay, for the sake of such a number, my brother will play with you. "Okay, you say."

"When would you like to travel to?" As soon as he heard this question, Zhang Yeye's eyes lit up. This liar is a bit of a Taoist, this question is asked, I know that it first aroused my interest, not bad, a bit of work ethic. It seems that I have to be careful, don't really let it go, after all, crossing is also my own wish.

"Let's go to high school! After all, I went directly to the vocational college back then, and I didn't experience it. "Would you rather go back in time or go into a parallel dimension?" Look, look at the question asked, a question to know who you are. Going to parallel space is definitely risky, and those who want to go are also adventurous and enterprising. Those who choose to go back to the past must be afraid of change, not confident in themselves, afraid of changing a little bit, and living the same as the present or worse than the present.

This is a master, Zhang Yeye instantly gave the other party affirmation in his heart. "Go back in time!" I'll see what you do next. "Currently the Crossing Authority offers a golden finger, do you need to buy it?" Haha, revealing the stuffing, right? Zhang Yeye laughed silently. Fight with me, I'll see how you answer: "Don't." "Now it's up to you to make it up.

"Your current stats are: Stamina: 1.1 (Normal Human), Strength: 0.9 (Normal Human1), Willpower: 0.3 (Normal Human1), IQ: 0.7 (Normal Human1), Emotional Intelligence: 0.5 (Normal Human1). Currently, there is a 10-point survival guarantee value, which one do you need to add to? The voice on the phone did not fluctuate at all, and he was still asking calmly.

What kind of trick is this, Zhang Yeye really can't understand it. Originally, Zhang Yeye was ready to hang up the phone, but now he was aroused by curiosity, see what you want to do? After paying attention, Zhang Yeye was ready to continue chatting with the other party. But he really didn't remember the values he just said.

"You repeat it, I didn't hear clearly!" "Please look at the phone screen...", the other side did not repeat what he said just now, but asked Zhang Yeye to look at the phone screen. Take it from the ear and take a look, oh, it seems that this scam company is quite willing to invest! This technical support is well done.

"Dude, this is a good stamina. How can this strength be lower than ordinary people when you exercise every day, it's unprofessional to look at this, am I like a weak chicken? As he spoke, he gestured his biceps twice. I rub, willpower 0.3 what the hell, is it so bad! Zhang Yeye thought, although my willpower has not been strong since I was a child, how can it be stronger than 0.3? Do not admit it, resolutely do not admit it.

"What the hell are you grading! It's not reliable at all, can you be more professional! I just wanted to say that you are the conscience of the industry, but I didn't expect you to be unreliable! "You can't go wrong with traversing the Authority's data, so please choose to add points." Zhang Yeye rolled his eyes wildly, he had nothing to say, this even added points came out, and he was also a fellow traveler who was fascinated by playing games!

"Okay, then add 6 points to strength, 3 points to willpower, and 1 point to physical strength, well, it is absolutely impossible for a warrior to add this." After all, he has also played World of Warcraft for 4 years, and he is half a veteran, and his willpower directly makes him understand that it is toughness, which must be added, or it is not powerful to cut people. As for the perverts who play from beginning to end and never change games, Zhang Yeye said that they are not normal people.

"Thank you for your cooperation, and now I have one last question for you, do you agree to the crossing!" When Zhang Yeye was in Azeroth, the voice on the other side did not pause in the slightest.

"Disagree." blurted out in an instant, in fact, Zhang Yeye didn't hear what the other side said at all, he was just talking to Arthas (the Lich King)! But I did vaguely hear the words "disagree", and with years of summary, scammers have to say no when they ask if they agree, so ......

The phone fell into a state of silence, Zhang Yeye also came back to his senses, and couldn't help but give 32 likes for his wit, thanks to my buddy, I have also practiced, otherwise I wouldn't have fallen for you. Who knows if I agree to it, whether it will be labor and money or injury, labor and money are okay, if you agree, someone will come back and ask for a kidney, and then make a consent letter, then it will be a big game.

Zhang Yeye picked up the phone and saw that he hadn't hung up yet, thinking that the scammer must be thinking of a strategy, he couldn't help but put the phone to his ear to listen. There were really voices coming one after another.

"Director,..... Agree. .... Do! "How....... Task........ Difficult. Seal the ..........., the eyes ......... Wink............. Agree. Listening, Zhang Yeye did find that he couldn't move, and his brain desperately gave various movement orders to his body, but his body seemed to strike, and there was no response.

Then the voice on the phone came again. "Mr. Zhang Yeye, do you agree to this crossing?" Zhang Yeye roared in his heart, cross your sister! My brother is paralyzed, and there is so much nonsense, why don't you go to heaven! After the excitement, Zhang Yeye found that his eyes were still blinking and blinking, and his heart was even more angry, my brother would not blink with these eyes in the future!

Zhang Yeye, who was angry and worried, didn't notice that he didn't know when the phone's camera was aimed at his eyes, and when he blinked, the camera entered focus and recorded his several blinks. "You've agreed to cross, good luck!" Before Zhang Yeye could react, his eyes lit up, and his figure disappeared in place, only a mobile phone fell to the ground from the air, emitting black smoke.

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Crossing the Authority, Crossing Archive: No. 10086, physically paralyzed, unable to express physically or verbally. Check the expression and eye area to make sure that it is correct, and then cross it. There are several photos of Yaye pasted next to him, and his face is full of anticipation. Sometimes I open my eyes, sometimes I close my eyes, and in those open eyes, I am full of anticipation.