Chapter 56: Pretending to be a Master B and an Apprentice with Lack of Virtue
Hearing Li Guo ask who his surname was, the black face said with a blank face: "I...... My name is Dou Dewei." Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½
Only Liu Xiaojing was not confused at all, and when she heard the shouts outside, she said happily: "Master is here to pick me up" and ran out happily as she spoke. Seeing her like this, everyone went out.
Outside, it was Liu Banxian who came, this old guy not only came, but also wrapped in a gray Taoist robe, with a broken sword behind his back, a large handful of yellow Taoist talismans in his left hand, and a handful of floating dust pinned to his trouser belt, and his right hand was not idle, pinching a Taoist talisman as a gesture to throw at it.
Originally, he was still looking very good, but suddenly saw that he saw his baby apprentice so smoothly, and said in his heart: "It seems that the deterrent power of his equipment is still quite strong, and the black face surnamed Dou let people out with just one sentence" So he immediately changed into a look of an adult who didn't remember the villain, and said to Dou Dewei who had just gone out: "Count you as a kid, otherwise you will be miserable after I cast a spell"!
Dou Dewei was still expressing his admiration for Liu Banxian in his heart just now, and when he saw him like this, he didn't feel that he was underwhelmed, but said very respectfully: "Yes, yes, thank you for the old man's magnanimity!"
Liu Banxian has basically been an image of an old god stick in the eyes of others in his life, and even if he is asked to do something, it is usually just a formality. It's like finding a master of ceremonies to officiate at a wedding, and some people will let him play when someone dies, but if you really treat him as a god, it seems that there is really no.
After all, although he knows a little bit of something, and has caught ghosts a few times, most of them are blind. Even if he really kills one or half a little ghost or something from time to time, others don't know what's going on. Anyway, whether it's true or not, the whole process of the practice is similar in the eyes of ordinary people.
In this situation, in Old Man Liu's heart, he has always longed for the affirmation or respect of others. And now Blackface's respect for him is definitely sincere, but Blackface's respect for Old Man Liu is really a little beyond his expectations.
Just like no matter how delicious something is, if you eat too much, you will panic, Liu Banxian was a little confused by such an unexpected respect from the black face, and said a little overwhelmed: "Ah...... Well...... Forehead...... You're welcome".
Black Face continued to say very respectfully: "Then I'll drive you three masters and apprentices back."
Liu Banxian nodded slightly numbly and said, "Okay, huh?" Three"?
At this time, Li Guo squeezed out of the crowd, ran over and said, "And me, and me, we're together."
Liu Banxian looked at Li Guo, then looked up at Dou Dewei and said, "This is ...... Your son"?
Without waiting for Dou Dewei to say anything, Li Guo continued to say to Liu Banxian with a dead face: "I am your apprentice, Master."
Faced with such an apprentice who suddenly jumped out of nowhere, Liu Banxian's head, which was already a little dazed because his self-esteem was overloaded, became even more confused, and he said blankly: "I don't seem to know you, right?"
Li Guo raised his eyebrows with his little head raised, and said to Liu Banxian: "This time, I helped you solve the problem of other people's houses, how can you say that you don't know me?"
As soon as he heard this, Liu Banxian suddenly understood a little bit where Dou Dewei's respect came from, glanced at Dou Dewei with some concern, and hurriedly followed Li Guo's stubble and said, "Oh~ You want to learn Taoism from me." I see that you kid is quite clever, so I can barely ...... it."
As soon as Li Guo heard that Liu Banxian was about to start pretending to be an egg again, seeing him like this, Li Guo wanted to 'tease' him, and said, "I said Master, don't be reluctant!" I remember the last time you were catching ghosts at Lao Fu's house in the eastern suburbs, the last evil ghost suddenly flew out, and then you ......"
Liu Banxian's reaction was quite fast, and without waiting for Li Guo to finish speaking, he stepped forward and covered his mouth, and then picked him up and smiled at Dou Dewei and them: "My little apprentice always likes to show off my past ghost hunting, but he admires me too much." Aren't you going to send us three masters and apprentices in a car? Let's go" At the same time, Liu Banxian's head was still trying to recall the scene at that time, had he seen this child at that time? But no matter what, this matter must not be let him say it, it is too embarrassing! (At that time, Liu Banxian was scared away by Badao)
Of course, Dou Dewei could see that these two people didn't seem to be as simple as ordinary masters and apprentices, but this was the housework of these big and small immortals, and he didn't dare to ask in detail, so he drove there.
On the white van of the old Dou family:
"Woo~"
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"Woo~"
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"Oops~"
Dou Dewei and Liu Xiaojing both looked at Liu Banxian, and Liu Banxian let go of the hand covering Li Guo's mouth under the pain scream. It turned out that he had picked up Li Guo at that time and had already gotten into the car, but Liu Banxian had never let go of the hand holding Li Guo because he had been digesting one thing. Thinking that he was convinced by Dou Dewei, who had shouted at him before, because of a little apprentice who suddenly appeared, and this inexplicable apprentice seemed to have the handle of his own embarrassment that day, how should this matter be handled?
This matter is indeed worth thinking about carefully, but he can't stop letting go of Li Guo just because he is thinking about it in his heart. Especially when he was still holding a dirty talisman in his hand, he didn't know what it was for, so it looked like a piece of paper, and he was slapped directly on his face when the old guy Liu Banxian covered Li Guo's mouth.
Li Guo 'wooed' there several times but couldn't make Liu Banxian let go, so he opened his mouth and bit him, finally letting him let go of himself, and then said angrily: "I said Master, even if the relationship between our master and apprentice is good, you don't have to hold me like this all the time, right?" "Now that there is an outsider like Dou Dewei present, Li Guo's words are quite polite.
Liu Banxian hurriedly put Li Guo on the seat next to him, rubbed his hands and said, "What kind of apprentice are you called?" Also bite the master"!
Li Guo immediately sneered at each other: "What kind of master are you?" Last time I ...... at Lao Fu's house, "Although Li Guo told Liu Xiaojing that his ability to catch ghosts was still above Liu Banxian, he didn't say the specific details of the day, especially Liu Banxian's amazing performance when he finally escaped. Just now, I saw that the effect of bringing this out to talk about things seems to be good, so let's move on.
Liu Banxian was really a little afraid of Li Guo, and quickly interrupted him: "Oh~ You bite well!" If you still want to bite or not, you can stop taking a bite"!
Looking at him like that, Li Guo snorted and said, "No need, you have a smell on your hands"
Liu Banxian: "......"
Dou Dewei drove Li Guo and the three to the foot of Wolf Camel Mountain, and left after saying goodbye.
After Dou Dewei left, Li Guo said to Liu Xiaojing: "Senior sister, give me that jade pendant, I want that zombie to be useful."
Liu Xiaojing nodded, took out the jade pendant from the pocket of her clothes, and handed it to Li Guo.
After fiddling with it twice, Li Guo was a little embarrassed and said to Liu Xiaojing: "How do you use this thing?"
Liu Xiaojing told Li Guo a mantra, asking him to pinch the jade pendant with his middle finger and thumb while reciting the mantra, and at the same time thinking about releasing the zombies.
As soon as he heard that it was so simple, Li Guo tried it on the spot, then he tried it again, and then tried it several times, but it was never successful. Li Guo raised his head and looked at Liu Xiaojing with some confusion, which means: Why is this not easy to pinch?
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