Chapter 1521 - All kinds of cheap [3rd more ask for recommendation votes]
Early in the morning, Tang Jin was heard squeaking, and Tang Sheng rushed over from the bedroom where Jinyu and Xiuya were.
At first glance, Tang Jin was wrapped in a nightgown and sat on a computer chair to practice online games, uh!
"Wife, you're not ready to go to work, are you? Still playing online games? ”
"How about the weekend? Are you working overtime? ”
"Uh, oh, the weekend, look at my xìng."
Tang Sheng smiled dryly, came over and sat down where Tang Jin was sitting, she stood up straight and let him sit, and then sat on his big tuǐ.
"I'm killing top equipment, Doudou and they help me online, these guys haven't slept all night, killed all night,"
Tang Sheng rolled his eyes and glanced at the few villains jumping on the screen, Guan Doudou, Ning Meng, Xiao Yan, Xiao Man, and Zizi. Except for Wang Han, all of them are here.
He flattened his mouth, this is my NV people, they're all 25 years old, and they're still so playful?
There's no way, it's all huā guduo who are spoiled in the greenhouse, get used to it.
"What kind of game is this? Like tǐng gorgeous? ”
"Smiling proudly, adapted from the famous martial arts master Mr. Jin Yong's masterpiece "Smiling Proud Jianghu","
"Oooh oh...... The game is a good game, but it's a pity that today's shipping industry has changed it too vulgarly."
"Why do you say that?" Tang Jin was puzzled.
Tang Sheng recalled the events before September 04.
"8 years ago, "Laughing Proud" was operated in the hands of Yuquan International, your husband and I played the bird máo in white, it is an oriental martial arts style game, it is still full of Jianghu flavor, and it has also left me with many memories, I have also paid attention to its dynamics over the years, and then I heard that it was perfectly bought from Yuquan, to modify the heavy nòng, I looked forward to it for a while, last year I saw some introductions about "New Laughter" on the Internet, and I couldn't help but be disappointed, it is completely different from "Old Laughter", There's no more intoxicating taste for me.,What Shaolin、Tang mén, these 2B to brain-dead mén factions have been added again.,A lot of online games have overused these mén factions, right? It's so indiscriminate that people can spit out their food, and "New Laughter" actually adds this kind of vulgar element to it? Serious follow-up, serious without their own special sè ......"
"Uh, so you mean the old "Old Laughter" was fun?"
"Of course, "Old Laughter" is a first-person game, with a strong sense of substitution, look at the present, that jumping villain is like a puppet, I look sad, in addition to gorgeous martial arts, what else is there in each mén faction? Have it? ”
Tang Jin was stunned when asked, "Then what else do you say?" I feel that every profession has its special sè, tǐng fun. ”
"Fun fart...... The hallmark of each class is a variety of flashy skills, but what else is there? In fact, the real jīng canon cannot be copied and surpassed, "Old Laugh" at least respects Jin Daxia's original work, the six major professions are the Wuyue Sword School and the Sun and Moon God Sect, and finally added a Jianghu casual 'no mén faction', martial arts, martial arts, you look at the present, that Tang Mén is a musket team as a whole, and he almost carried AK47 out......"
Poof, Tang Jin laughed, "Isn't this for fun?" ”
"It's not fun at all, it's just this mode, and it will make people tired of playing in a few days,"
"What I'm saying is that I'm tired of playing for a while, if it weren't for Doudou and they insisting on me playing, I would have gone to work well. The starter"
Tang Jin threw away the mark, turned back to his delicate body, and stretched out his arm to wrap around Tang Sheng's neck.
"Tang Sheng, in fact, I like the plot of laughing and arrogant, that little master of Hengshan Yilin, who has been secretly making the fox chong, so pitiful, infatuated with infinite infatuation."
"The main Linghu Chong is a very 2b hot-blooded young man, if it is me, the sisters of Hengshan will be blessed......"
Poof, Tang Jin couldn't help but laugh, "Villain, it's very suitable for you to play the role of Datian Boguang in it." ”
"Hah...... Don't say it, Tian Boguang starred in an important plot NPC corner in "Old Laughter", remember that when each profession reaches level 60, you can send Mén to take over the task of 'Shaolin Secret Road', enter the bronze man array, and go to kill the boss Dari Rulai, it has a few NV people's belly pockets, and after collecting a few NV people's belly pockets, you can go to Hengshan to find Tian Boguang for a god of war armor, that dress is very good, and it has the effect of automatic blood recovery,"
"Wow, I'm a little excited," Tang Jin's beautiful eyes lit up.
"Ha, the profession in "Old Laugh" is very unbalanced, but this is precisely the special feature of this game, so that countless players can substitute emotions into it, yù can't stop, such as the Taishan faction, known by strange arts, the attack is very rubbish, before level 50, hún's was more difficult than a dog......"
Tang Jin rolled his eyes, "What's the matter?" Change to a great profession. ”
"The problem is that the chūn day of the Taishan faction is after level 50, there is a range attack skill called 'Collapse of the ground' is too strong, after level 60, the Tarzan faction is called the king of the sky, I remember that the cap was level 70 at that time, and there is no place to upgrade after level 60, except for letting Hengshan mm do the task to open the suspension, a hanging kill, the experience can be increased by 1520%, Taishan's 'collapse of the ground' is too good b, that experience is brushed frequently, after two or three collapses, the monsters on the first floor let him overturn,"
"Won't other professions rob you?"
"Can't grab it, the monsters that hang in the air are too powerful, they are all thousand-year-old zombies, they will have strange arts, sleep numbness and fear of charming, players who have been hit by strange spells are either flying out of the air and returning to the rebirth point for the second kill, or they are running blindly all over the world like a madman, and most of the players' computer screens have become black, because they have been hit by the magic and can't see anything, except for waiting for death, only the large-scale attack skills of the Taishan faction' 'Collapse of the ground' can play a lore role, your husband and I practiced a trumpet Taishan faction back then, the early stage of hard work like a dog, but to level 50, put on that Tai Chi suit, go to the Hanging Temple for a stop, other professions have come to greet you, because they know that you have learned to collapse the ground,"
"It seems like a lot of fun to hear from you......"
"The game, in fact, it also talks about teamwork jīng God, Taishan is a cow, but it can't leave Hengshan ****, he was still killed in seconds, no one added blood to him, and the most bullish boss thousand-year-old snake demon, straight second people, Hengshan faction wants to rush up to give it a 'Xiaoxiang night rain', it won't make a big move, and then the highest attack Songshan faction thugs rush up to carry it, Taishan is responsible for crashing a bunch of thousand-year-old little zombies, and finally a bunch of players rob the boss,"
"Wow, it must be lively, right?"
"It's quite lively, and there are countless players waiting to open the Hanging Temple every day. The other plots of "Old Laughter" are also good, such as killing the East undefeated. ”
"Then husband, you must know Jin Yong's "Smiling Proud" very well."
"That is, I think when your husband was in the sixth grade, what he was carrying under his armpit was not a Chinese, math or English book, but a martial arts book, ha!"
Poof, Tang Jin rolled his eyes, "No wonder I started picking up girls so early, I read books and read badly, right?" ”
"Ahem...... Not quite, ha......"
"Then you like it the most
Which nvxìng horn sè in "Laughter"? ”
"At that time, I liked Ning Zhongze more."
Tang Jin sprayed again, "Isn't it?" She is Yue Buqun's wife, Ling Hu Chong's wife, you, why do you like her? ”
"Familiar NV, haha......"
"Kill you!"
Tang Shengxiao's tears almost came out, "Actually, I pity her......"
"What's so pitiful about her? You guy has a dirt in his heart. ”
"Isn't she pitiful enough? Her husband practiced "**** Sword Spectrum" on her back, she was widowed, and I couldn't look at it. ”
"Why is "**** Sword Spectrum" an evil skill?"
"**** Sword Spectrum" is "Kwai Huā Treasure Book", the introduction of eight big characters: yù Xiu Shen Gong, lead the sword from the palace."
Poof, Tang Jin squirted, "Yue Buqun cut it himself?" ”
"Yes, Yue Buqun is ambitious, he wants to be the first person in the Wuyue Sword Sect, and he can't do it if he doesn't practice to become a **** sword spectrum."
"Man, in pursuit of fame and fortune, it's really sad to cut even that."
"I can't cut it, ha!"
"Who's up to you scoundrel."
Tang Jin smiled.
"Well, anyway, this weekend, are we going to sleep again?"
"Don't,"
Tang Jin knew what the villain was going to do, and the place where she sat under her ass seemed to have changed, so she shook her waist, "Let's go to the 4S store, right?" ”
"Uh, what?"
"Of course, it's the nòng car that I played, and people dreamed of driving last night, and they learned it a long time ago, but they haven't driven it much."
Tang Sheng sweated, this sounds a little awkward, I have learned it a long time ago, and I haven't opened it? Isn't that a very indiscriminate method?
"What, wife, it can't be another road killer, right?"
"What? I'm not so bad, I'm very skilled, and I kill everything that moves on the pavement in seconds when I hit the road. ”
Squirt, it's Tang Sheng's turn to squirt, "So vicious?" ”
"Hee...... Don't get me wrong, I'm talking about overtaking them, they're either pedestrians or bicycles, of course I overtook them. ”
"Oh, I see, so what's your fastest historical speed?"
"I think about it, it looks like 20 miles, right? Generally, it is about 1015 miles, and when it is congested, the turtle speed is below 5 miles,"
Tang Sheng rolled his eyes again, "Ha...... This speed is commendable. ”
"Shame on me? Begging? ”
"How dare you? Go, pick up the car, Jaguar or Maybach? ”
"Jaguar, it's stylish and good-looking, Maybach is too gentlemanly, I don't like it."
"NV people, it's more tasteful to drive a double Mén car, or not a Ferrari? Lamborghini? Maserati? Aston Martin? Or, me? Ha ......"
Tang Jinxiang's shoulders collapsed, "A certain wolf's hand gear is like that, I'm looking forward to being on it, right?" Okay, let's go again in the afternoon for 4s. ”
"Uh, you're not really going to me, are you?"
"It's on you, what's the big deal?"
Tang Jin jumped down and stuffed his hand from Tang Sheng's waist.
“……”
"Tang Sheng, I'm thinking, is it to help you practice the "**** Sword Spectrum" or the "Kwai Huā Treasure Book"?"
"Wife, the magic is not so easy to practice, I am going to first study the Huashan School of the peerless "Gentleman Cheap", and then practice all kinds of cheap... Hah..."
"Then I'll practice the yùnv sword, the nineteenth style is very powerful."
Alas, we Tang Meiren didn't hear what the bad husband said.