Chapter 5 Don't beautify yourself better than the Meitu App
Tom Su No. 2 crawled and cried and cried and shouted that his mother didn't seem to care about the expensive clothes on his body at all and returned to the first floor of the green building, and the staircase gentleman still politely served him with an effect, and still knocked three times. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
Tom Su No. 2 had a lot of snot and tears, grabbed the bustard's feet and shouted, "Mom, how are we doing now?" ”
The old bustard looked at Tom Su No. 2 with disgust, kicked it away, and said in a disdainful tone: "Who is your mother?" "I cleaned up all the belongings like a whirlwind, what carved gold incense boxes, what ebony chairs, what ivory chopsticks, and "How to Be a Good Demon Cultivator", as well as three boxes of gold, in short, useful, all taken away. A piece of blue and white cloth that came out from under the counter seemed to be able to wrap everything, and the glorious green building was looted in this way.
"Hey, even GM can't loot the scene like this~ And my three boxes of gold are real, how can this be!? What pocket money I have hidden from Master's exploitation for 60 years! You are the fruits of decades of exploiting other people's labor! As a flower of the motherland that has inherited the fine quality of the Chinese nation, Mo Ji knocks on the sour water in his heart.
"Forget it, I'll rob other people's Qinglou another day, won't it be made up for it?" Mo Ji knocked the small abacus in his heart, but the person next to him couldn't hear it.
However, the demon venerable who was so bored that he ran to the game to live as a bustard, and the software that made the game was still the Demon Venerable of the Zhuxian Array, was not a person.
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I've always been calm (brain) quiet (remnant) Wen (stupid) elegant (forced), I actually want to burst into foul language?
Although it is not unusual, there are too many teasing beeps in this world.
I'm not talking about you, Lord Mozun. It's true.
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And yet nothing happened.
"So what the hell is it!?"
I only heard a soft sigh, and the Demon Venerable, who had lost all his disguise, appeared in front of Mo Ji with a blue and white cloth bag on his back.
"So why don't you cooperate?" Demon Venerable was very dissatisfied.
Mo Ji knocked out a dead fish eye from his backpack and put it on: "What kind of cooperation method?" ”
Mozun took out a "unteachable" expression from the blue and white cloth bag and replaced it: "That's to cancel your account yourself." ”
Mo Ji knocked out a pair of "bronze bell-sized eyes" from his backpack and put them on, looking at the Demon Venerable without saying a word.
Demon Venerable was a little panicked, and pretended to be calm: "Ahem, then forget it, don't worry about your trespassing into my game, young man, are you willing to be my courtier?" ”
"Courtier? Why? Wouldn't that be a demon? Mo Ji knocked on the dead fish eye again.
"That's right, it's going to be a demon! The demon world lacks manpower, so it's just to catch the strong men. It seems that the Nine Thunder Tribulation has passed, and you haven't registered in the fairy realm yet, right? Then you can join our demons! "Demon Venerable was inexplicably excited.
"I didn't care about the fact that I wasn't a demon cultivator in the first place, why did I, a genius of the Heavenly Spirit Root, a young and promising monk who had been cultivating since the age of seven, go to the Demon Realm to work hard in the Immortal Realm with a splendid future? Is it possible? ”
"Don't you think it's rewarding to start from scratch?"
"Not really."
The Demon Venerable was silent for a while, and a blood-colored killing intent surged around his body, and a black dagger appeared in his hand. Mo Ji was startled, and as soon as her hand grasped the hilt of the ink sword, the murderous dagger churning black smoke was already against her throat.
"Then I'll have to kill you. If we meet each other in the future, this kind of person who can hide my perception without knowing it will be too dangerous. ”
"Wait, I promise!" Mo Ji knocked on the inner alarm bell, that black dagger is really dangerous!
Despite this, the black dagger still pierced into the aorta of Mo Ji without mercy.
Of course, it hurts, but Mo Ji felt that the dagger didn't want her life, but it was very unhappy. The feeling of being invaded by a foreign body is really unpleasant.
"As far as I can guess, like me, I'm afraid that even if you are broken into pieces, I am afraid that there is still a way to resurrect you. It's a vaccination, the vaccine still has to be given, and who knows what kind of thing you're going to do. Let's go. Demon Venerable drew the blade neatly, and the wound healed on its own, leaving no scars.
coughed up a mouthful of black blood, the black gas rose, and Mo Ji's face was gloomy.
I got rid of it this time.
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As a scholar, although it is troublesome, it is actually difficult to crack the Zhuxian Array itself, and it is a matter of time. What made Cai Yangke feel a big headache was: why did this array exist here.
The battle between immortals and demons is a material that will never be played bad in the history of the six realms, Cai Yuanke still remembers that it took several months to learn this part of history, and Mo Jijiao once cursed a little demon soldier who investigated the fairy world who provoked the first war of immortals and demons 10,000 years ago. But the relationship between the two worlds of immortals and demons has always been tense, and war is inevitable, but that little demon soldier is the one who ignites the fuse.
The second war took place eight or nine hundred years ago, and it was not an accidental event, it was deliberately done by the fairy world. Without warning, the fairy world launched a large-scale attack on the demon world, the demon world was caught off guard, the strongest world-destroying demon venerable still held on for half an hour under the siege of the hundred people in the fairy world and fell, and the other stronger ones also suffered a devastating blow without knowing it, and the demon world has been slumped since then. And I heard that the newly born Demon Venerable is still a house......
Although according to the point of view of the righteous monks on which Cai Yuanke and Mo Ji knocked up, the result of the second immortal and demon war should be held with the view that "the demon world deserves it", but in fact, after the first immortal and demon war, the demon world seems to have repentance, and the demon world has converged a lot in the past 10,000 years, and the people in the demon world are not heinous people, so there is no need to kill them all. This is the common point of view held by these two good friends.
But the most important point is that this is simply inconsistent with the image established by the fairy world as a whole, which is unacceptable. Although Mo Ji knocks on this upcoming ascension usually will also use some conspiracy tactics, but from various myths and stories, such as Nuwa worked tirelessly to make up for the people to make up for the sky, what Kuafu expressed the determination of the people in ancient times to conquer the sun and the heroism of the ancestors and the desire to explore nature [although not immortals], what Gonggong knocked down Buzhou Mountain as soon as it collided, indicating that although Gonggong lost the battle for the throne, he established a new order between heaven and earth, and once again expressed the heroism of the ancestors. This is a half-immortal], in short, the ancient legend beautifies the gods better than the Meitu show. How comfortable the life of the immortals is, and the weak people can only imagine the greatness of the powerful immortals. Cultivating immortals is also because of this beauty like a peach blossom source that attracts people, so there is this bold move against the sky. Moreover, although it is a move against the sky, the immortals are also warmly welcome to the monks who have joined the immortal world and ascended successfully. After all, it is also combat power, and if you don't pull it over, it will be troublesome to turn to the demon world.
Therefore, of course, the Demon Realm after the Second Immortal Demon War does not have the ability and energy to make this egg pain, and it has no effect on the development of the Demon Realm in the next few thousand years, but will cost the people and money, and the Immortal Realm, even if the rice is piled up in the endless void, will not make this Immortal Array. In the war between immortals and demons, the ghost realm as a neutral realm is just a small and impoverished place for both immortals and demons, that is, it was approved to become a neutral realm because of poverty, otherwise the demon realm has been divided between the two worlds of immortals and demons.
So, who made such a disgusting array? Isn't it the fairy world or the demon world, is it still done by people? It seems unlikely......
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"Report to the king, there are two wild pheasants in front of you." Mo Ji knocked seriously after the Demon Venerable to report the enemy's situation, but his eyes never left the two pheasants, and his vigilant eyes followed the pheasants, more precisely, staring at the chicken legs of the pheasants.
It's food! Food!
"Don't call me king, call me queen...... Bah. Minions, go and get them back. The Demon Venerable ordered, and again, his eyes could not take away from the two pheasants, which were glued to the chicken legs.
"Okay, Queen...... Bah. In addition, it is not a minion. Anyway, it's the first person in front of you, and you'll be a prime minister, okay? Mo Ji knocked his hand to the ink on his waist.
In a matter of seconds, the two pheasants had turned into a pile of meat, with dazzling feathers piled aside, and no chicken blood had been touched.
"The Queen...... Phew, do you know how to cook? I can only burn eggs, I can't do anything about this chicken. Inkji gave the sword a cleansing charm, and then returned it to its sheath.
"I don't even have respect for my master and still want to be the prime minister? And I look like I can cook? Of course not. And where is the reason for the master to make food for his servants? Regardless of whether it will or not, go and get rid of that pile of raw chicken, experience is gradually accumulated in practice, otherwise how should the game be played? Demon Venerable stared at the raw chicken that he couldn't eat with dissatisfaction.
Mo Ji also stared at the raw chicken silently for a while, and waved his sleeves to make a cloud in the western sky. With a flick of the sleeves, the raw chicken disappeared, and a dozen eggs appeared in place.
"That's the egg." Mo Ji knocked out a large pot and a small pot from his backpack, a total of more than ten pots, two pairs of bowls, ten bottles of oil, salt, sweet and sour, etc., and set fire from his fingertips, and at the same time knocked the egg on the edge of the pot and beat it into the boiling oil.
The smell of burnt food coming out of the pot spread along with the sound of "zi--". Demon Venerable watched the smoke rise uneasily, sat cross-legged next to him and said, "Can you eat enough and leave it alone, are you sure you can eat this thing?" ”
Mo Ji was full of confidence: "Of course, I have also practiced the craft of fried eggs for decades. ”
Although he said that, judging from the expression of the Demon Venerable, he was becoming more and more uneasy. A servant who can't cook is certainly not a good servant, and whether it will be able to play a role in the future is a question. The above is the opinion of the Demon Venerable.
But since you're not at ease, why are you pushing her over?
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