"Yes, not only do you have to go to Xudu, but you also have to go to Putuo Mountain to find a Nine Turns Back Soul Pill. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info In this way, his soul can be recalled into his body. However, these two places are far away, and we will not be able to return for a while. What I'm worried about is that after we leave, will it be unsafe to leave Xuanzang here alone, and what if the wine and meat monk comes back to make trouble? Qing Xuan frowned and said.

"I don't think that guy will come back easily after being attacked by us twice, but Xuanzang is in this state and has no one to take care of, and he will starve to death in a few days. The little monk didn't know where he had gone, why didn't we see him this time? Bing Yu looked in the direction of the temple gate, and just in time saw the little monk coming in from outside with a bag of rice on his back.

When he came closer, the little monk put down the rice bag, gasped and said, "What about my senior brother?" Did you run away again? ”

"Yes, as soon as he came back, he bullied you and Master Xuanzang, and we drove him away for you?" Bing Yu said.

"Don't mind, my senior brother is here, so I can have a little backbone, he is gone, and the temple is still given to me alone, my master is crazy, and I don't know when it will be good, you, aren't you nosy?" The little monk was in a hurry, and he didn't speak through his brain, so he said it when he caught it. I didn't dare to come out when I saw him being bullied by the wine and meat monk before, and I thought that he should be the first happy to get rid of the fat monk, but I never thought that I didn't get a word of thanks from him, but I complained all over the place, isn't this unlucky? Bing Yu secretly held her breath.

"We are here this time to help your master cure this madness, you can help us take care of him for a few days, and we will be back in a few days, and his illness will hopefully be cured at that time." Qing Xuan didn't care about this little monk, but explained calmly.

This is not in line with his usual character, he never does what he thinks is right, and never explains it to anyone. But this time, he didn't know why, and took the initiative to explain the purpose of their visit to the little monk, and he was so calm.

It is estimated that when he saw Bing Yu angry, he wanted to be angry again, and it also seemed that he was too undignified as a big man, and he would only be angry in everything, in that case, the little monk would definitely laugh at him. Now he just wants to hurry up and go with Bing Yu to find the Nine Soul Pills and the lost souls, and everything will be talked about after he returns.

The little monk looked at them suspiciously, and then muttered, "Who knows if what you said is true?" ”

"We'll prove what we're saying." After speaking, Qing Xuan pulled Bingyu's clothes, and the two of them slipped out of Jinshan Temple before the little monk asked a second question.

"Shall we go to Putuo Mountain or Xudu first?" Bingyu said as she kicked the stones on the side of the road.

"Of course, let's go to Putuo Mountain first." Qing Xuan held a dog's tail grass in his mouth and looked up at the clouds in the sky with his neck tilted. The cloud kept changing shapes, one moment like a hill, the other like a crocodile.

Qing Xuan remembered a cartoon he watched on the Internet, which played a boy who always likes to use the clouds in the sky to pinch characters of various shapes for his favorite little girl. For example, one day, he pinched a Smurf and gave it to a little girl, and the little girl was very happy to see it. Another day, he pinched a gourd baby for the girl, and the little girl laughed happily. The little boy always has a way to make the little girl laugh, and he wonders, has he not made the baby laugh in a long time?

"Why do you want to go to Putuo Mountain first?" Bingyu asked.

"Because there's a beautiful Qinglian fairy." Qing Xuan was thinking about what he should think of to make the baby laugh, so he replied casually.

"Uh, what did you say? So you want to see beautiful women? Bingyu was a little angry, and her face became ugly.

"What? Jealous? Qing Xuan looked at Bingyu's somewhat ugly face, and hurriedly explained: "No matter how beautiful she is, she is not as beautiful as my lady, my lady is a super beauty who is loved by everyone, flowers bloom, and cars have flat tires." ”

When Bing Yu heard this, she was a lot happier in her heart, although she knew that most of these words were due to flattery, but she was still very useful.

"Baby, tell you a joke?" Qing Xuan walked while searching for the jokes he had seen in his memory bank.

"Okay, you can say it." Bing Yu waited awaited.

“…… A colleague said that the balcony on the second floor of her hometown house had no guardrails, and the family dog was wandering on the second floor. It instantly forgot that it was just a dog, and it also flew, and it successfully fractured ......" Qing Xuan finished speaking, wanting to see Bingyu's reaction. （1）

"Oh, poor dog." Bing Yu flattened her mouth and said. "It seems that he is in love with this bird, which is why his IQ is so low."

"Hahaha......" Qing Xuan couldn't help but burst into laughter after listening to Bingyu's explanation. He laughed for a while, and then felt that something was wrong, he thought, she wasn't talking about herself, was she? "Am it difficult to say that I am in love with her and my IQ has become zero? No way. I'm scrambling my brain quite well. Qing Xuan scratched his head, quite embarrassed.

"Tell me one more." Bingyu pleaded.

"Okay, listen. One man was sentenced to ten years for stealing a few apples at the fruit market, and the thief was not satisfied and wanted to appeal. The judge said, "You are light, there was a monkey who stole a few peaches and was sentenced to 5,500 years!" The thief is messy. ”（2）

"Hehe, that's true. Later, the thief must have willingly served his sentence in prison, and would hide in the bed and laugh for half an hour at night. I can't even think about it! Even a hundred years is enough for him. What a lucky thief he was. ”

……

Every time she tells a joke, Bing Yu can add a note, it sounds funny and reasonable, Qing Xuan can't help but secretly admire Bing Yu, originally wanted to tell a few jokes to make her happy, but she didn't expect it to make her almost laugh. This girl is really a ghost elf!

The two talked and laughed, and in a blink of an eye, they arrived at the Putuo Mountain Boundary.

Putuo Mountain is the dojo of Guanyin Bodhisattva, this mountain is surrounded by auspicious clouds all the year round, green trees are shady, it is a rare feng shui treasure land. At the foot of the mountain there is a path that spirals from the bottom of the mountain to the top of the mountain.

On the top of that mountain, there lives Sister Guanyin, who is both beautiful and wise, gentle and kind.

Bing Yu looked at the path, which looked crooked, and in some places it was very dangerous, if you were not careful, you would fall into the valley and fall to pieces, or be eaten by the wild beasts of the mountain.

"I heard that there are a lot of black bear spirits on this mountain, we need to be careful when walking, they are a difficult bunch of guys." Qing Xuan reminded.

"It's okay, it doesn't matter if she is a black bear spirit or a leopard spirit, you have to recite the "Diamond Sutra" when you meet us, otherwise, I will let them all go to see the Buddha of the Western Heavens." Bing Yu snorted, looking disapproving.

Indeed, those inferior creatures are no problem for them, and they can only be sent to death when they come.

The two walked side by side, up the stairs along the mountain road. On both sides of the mountain road, there are clusters of bushes, which are more than a man high, and are dense like barriers, between the path and the mountain forest. The wind rustled the shrubs, as if countless spring silkworms were munching mulberry leaves.

Bing Yu glanced at the bushes, if any black bear spirit dared to rush out to find death at this time, Bing Yu would definitely not show mercy. Luckily, the bushes were quiet and nothing rushed out to block their path.

The two of them walked for a while, and came to the halfway point of the mountain, where there was a bamboo forest, the bamboos were verdant, each bamboo was as thick as a wrist, because of the abundant rain, the bamboo forest grew lush, and the dense leaves obscured the whole sky.

A gust of wind blew from the depths of the bamboo forest, carrying a strong fishy smell. Bing Yu raised her vigilance while holding Qing Xuan's hand tightly, "There is a situation. She said.

In fact, before Bing Yu could speak, Qing Xuan had already sensed the danger coming, he subconsciously held the divine fire fan in the palm of his hand, and listened to all the subtle movements, he wanted to distinguish the source of the danger through those subtle movements. Ice Jade's heart began to pound, even though he knew that there would be no dangerous creatures here, but waiting would create a great sense of fear before he actually competed with his opponent.

It is a fear that comes from oneself, and this fear is greater than the thing itself.

"There is only one known way up the mountain, and now, in the face of danger that may arise at any time, should you retreat or move forward?" A voice somewhere in the body asked again.

"Joke, how can there be the word "retreat" in my Long Bingyu's life dictionary, my dear, are you going to fight side by side with me, or do you turn around and go back? ”

"I'm here with you, how can I go back by myself, and if I want to go back, I will go back together." He looked at Bing Yu's chest, which he had forced himself to puff up in order to overcome the fear in his heart, and then said loudly, "Don't worry, I'm ready." ”

"Hmm." Bing Yu responded, thinking to herself, with him by her side, that sense of fear seemed to have been alleviated a lot.

The two of them slowly moved forward in a tacit understanding, but their eyes were fixed on the depths of the bamboo forest.

"Knock, knock, knock......" A series of dull footsteps crossed the bamboo forest and slowly approached the two.

The two of them only felt that the ground under their feet was trembling, and the bamboo leaves were also shaken, and when the fishy smell became stronger and stronger, Bing Yu saw a group of bulky black bear spirits appear in front of them!

"It's really them!" Qing Xuan's eyes widened and exclaimed, "Good guy, everyone is still guys." ”

"yes. Fortunately, they were not holding a 54-style pistol, but a machete, otherwise I would have regretted that I should have made an invisibility suit to wear. The moment she saw the black bear spirit, Bing Yu was not so afraid, she thought, these stupid guys can't choose weapons, but choose the kind of machete that is both bulky and ugly, and it would be interesting to chop off their bear paws again.

Note (1) (2): Source: Happy Twist