Chapter 973: How to Eat Pistachios

Chapter 973 How to Eat Pistachios Zuo Crazy was a little crying and laughing, he didn't expect that Zuo Demon actually carried the entire sofa over, seeing Zuo Demon's flattering smile, he really didn't know what this guy was for.

Zuo Maniac is a tendon, he would never have thought that the Zuo Demon, who is neither male nor female, actually fell in love with him, and he also wanted to be with him for the rest of his life and never be separated!

"Lord Zuo Crazy Incense, sit down quickly, don't get tired." Zuo Demon pretended to pat the sofa with his hand, in fact, the sofa was not dirty at all, Zuo Demon did this, nothing more than to show his meticulousness.

"I'm tired of the left demon." Although Zuo Mad didn't want to sit down in his heart, wouldn't it be a shame to give Zuo Demon face if he didn't sit down, so Zuo Mad had no choice but to sit down with a frown.

"Hehe, so that the Lord of Zuo Crazy Incense will not have a sore waist and legs, very good!" Zuo Demon covered his mouth and laughed wildly, it was his greatest wish in his life to make Zuo Mad happy, even if he suffered and suffered.

As the saying goes, the belt will not regret it in the end, and it will make people haggard for Yi.

Liu Wanmeng sat on another sofa and looked at Zuo Demon's bright smile, she saw through Zuo Demon's mind at a glance, because what he showed was not simply a flattery between superiors and subordinates, but also a release of inner emotions.

It's just that Zuo Madness, a big old man, doesn't have the IQ to see through this, otherwise, he will definitely cry and laugh, because his strength is far below Zuo Demon, if he offends Zuo Demon, the consequences are unimaginable, even if he is the hall master of Chilong Hall, but Zuo Demon is uninhibited, yin is unruly, he is really anxious, how can he still put him in his eyes.

Seeing that Zuo Mad was also comfortable sitting on the sofa, and it was effortless to look out the window again, Zuo Demon nodded with satisfaction, and then twisted his ass and returned to the sofa next to the coffee table.

Suddenly, the left demon pinched his waist with both hands, and pointed at Liu Wanmeng's nose with his orchid finger.

"Who sits you down, who sits you down!" The left demon stomped his foot violently, and his face was ugly.

Liu Wanmeng stood up disdainfully, turned her head and sat on the sofa in front of the TV.

Zuo Demon watched Liu Wanmeng walk away, and then walked to the sofa and sat down, but Zuo Demon deliberately did not sit in Liu Wanmeng's position just now, and kept moving his buttocks, because Zuo Demon felt that the place where Liu Wanmeng had sat was dirty.

It seems that this left demon is really a strange eunuch among eunuchs, a eunuch among strange eunuchs.

After a while, Zuo Demon still felt a little angry in his heart, perhaps because Liu Wanmeng didn't tell him the password of his mobile phone just now, Zuo Demon hated him, only to see Zuo Demon turn his face and say to Liu Wanmeng: "I tell you, without my permission, you will stay there honestly, and also, you can't touch my sofa, you can't use the water dispenser and water cup, I think you're dirty, hum!" ”

After speaking, Zuo Demon glanced at Liu Wanmeng fiercely, and then turned around, these words completely made Liu Wanmeng speechless, she was thinking, who did Li Miao offend, why can he even offend this kind of dead pervert!

"Goo, goo." Zuo Mad's stomach began to protest again, I ate bread once yesterday, although I ate sixty percent full, but it has been all night, today from the morning to the present, but the rice has not been eaten, and I drank several glasses of water just now, this promotes gastrointestinal peristalsis, and the hungry are even more ruthless.

"Huh?" When the left demon listened to it, he immediately judged that the voice was originally the belly of the left madness!

The corners of Zuo Demon's mouth immediately showed an excited smile, and after standing up, Zuo Demon walked to the refrigerator without saying a word, opened the refrigerator and rummaged through.

But unfortunately, yesterday they had already killed most of the staple food, and later Zuo Mad also looted biscuits and other things, so now in the refrigerator, there are a lot of drinks, but there are only some ordinary dried fruits left, and there is no way to make up a meal at all.

This made Zuo Demon anxious, he was anxious and angry, and muttered to himself: "It's all my fault, it's all my fault." ”

After looking for a long time, Zuo Demon took out some apricot meat, pistachios, and two coffees, although there was also yogurt, but he knew that Zuo Maniac didn't like to drink it, so he simply didn't take it.

walked to Zuo Mad's side, Zuo Demon's face was a little unhappy: "Zuo Madness Xiang, let you be wronged, you see, there is not much to eat, there is only so much left, do you want to pad your stomach, I will go to the supermarket to buy you some later." Zuo You's smile was full of regret, he couldn't take care of the person he loved the most, and he felt sour in his heart.

"It's okay." Zuo Mad is really hungry, and he doesn't care about anything, as long as he can eat.

opened the coffee, took a few sips of Zuo Crazy Coo, and then ate a few pieces of apricot meat, felt sour, and a little toothless, so he simply threw it directly to the ground.

"What is this?" Zuo Crazy picked up a pistachio, thinking that he had never seen this thing.

"Hee-hee, this is called pistachio, it's very delicious, it tastes like first love, it's sweet, and it's really fun to eat it." The left demon explained on the side.

Liu Wanmeng listened to Zuo Demon's explanation, and couldn't help laughing, I had never heard of eating pistachios and being happy, but the name of this dried fruit.

"If you eat this thing, you can be happy?" Zuo Mad took the pistachio and asked suspiciously.

"The Lord of Zuo Crazy Incense will know when you taste it, it is delicious, and it is not hard at all." Although Zuo Demon knew that pistachios were indeed not hard to eat, and they were also delicious, he forgot to tell Zuo Mad that he had to peel off the shell and eat them.

You must know that Zuo Mad is the same as Zuo Xiao, but he has no childhood, not to mention things like pistachios, and he has never even eaten the most ordinary toffee, so he is tragic.

"Whoosh." Zuo Crazy threw a pistachio directly into his mouth, very relaxed and very chic.

"Quack!" Even Liu Wanmeng in the distance heard a very loud rattling sound.

"Puff, puff." Zuo Mad covered his cheeks with one hand, not to mention how painful it was.

"It's so hard, you still can't say it's hard, poof." Zuo Mad broke his teeth and kept rubbing his cheeks.

"Ah, Lord Zuo Mad Incense, I should die, I should die, I forgot to tell you that I have to peel it and eat it, I should die." Zuo Demon's tears were about to come out, and Zuo Mad hurt his teeth, which was equivalent to stabbing himself in the heart.

Saying that, Zuo Demon actually rubbed Zuo Mad's cheeks, making Zuo Madness pull his head back violently.

"Left demon, it's okay, you go get busy." Zuo Crazy picked up the coffee, rinsed his mouth vigorously, and then spit on the carpet.

It seems that this left madness is really enough, you can rinse your mouth with water, this coffee is a silky latte bought by Li Miao, a can is nearly ten yuan, you don't drink it.

What's even more hateful, you vomit and vomit, you vomit in the bathroom, you vomit on the stall, this thing can't be cleaned! Looks like you're in the right place!