Chapter 726

It was at this time that the girls of the asking academy understood Zhang Xiuxiu and Zhou Lan's intentions. These two women, where are they blind, they are simply like torches! However, how did they see that Yan Yan, a waste, was actually a peerless master?

And all the male students of the Wendao Academy, including some male teachers, looked at Yan Yan's gaze, and they were full of fear: this man named Yan Yan, who has world-class martial arts, came to the Wendao Academy and became a primary school student, this is the real pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger!

Zhang Xiuxiu asked everyone who was kneeling on the ground to get up.

Director Liu asked Zhang Xiuxiu in a low voice and said, "Your Royal Highness Princess, what should I do next?"

Zhang Xiuxiu said: "Throw Ouyang Bufan's corpse into the wild ditch and feed the wolves!" Although Ouyang Bufan is dead, Zhang Xiuxiu only has a grudge against Ouyang Bufan, and she can't wait to eat Ouyang Bufan's flesh and skin!

After a pause, Zhang Xiuxiu said: "Put away the dean's body in a good coffin and bury it!"

After thinking about it, Zhang Xiuxiu ordered: "All teachers and students, go back to their respective dormitories or classrooms. Arrange a dormitory for Yan Yan alone. ”

Director Liu said respectfully: "Yes, Your Royal Highness Princess." ”

Director Liu completed the two-year work arranged by Zhang Xiuxiu, and asked for instructions on the next step.

Zhang Xiuxiu thought for a moment and said, "I estimate that the Beicheng Kingdom will invade soonβ€”we asked the news of the academy to be blocked, maybe now, the Beicheng Kingdom has invaded!"

Director Liu's heart sank, and he asked, "Your Royal Highness Princess, what should we do?" Zhang Xiuxiu replied: "What else can we do? Resisting the enemy and resisting insults is the obligation of every citizen of the Nancheng Kingdom! Pass on my order: All the teachers and students of the Dao Academy, pack up their bags, immediately march to the capital, and before they arrive, immediately enter the battle sequence. ”

After the dean committed suicide, Zhang Xiuxiu, with the respect of a princess, automatically assumed the responsibility of the dean, and for a while she was quite decided.

Director Liu asked in a low voice: "Your Royal Highness Princess, Yan Yan's martial arts have almost reached the peak of the Twin Cities Continent! As long as this person is willing to serve the country, why worry about the Beicheng Kingdom?"

In Director Liu's opinion, with Yan Yan's martial arts, even if Zhang Xiuxiu marries Yan Yan, it is worth it!

Zhang Xiuxiu's heart was slightly bitter, why didn't she want to marry Yan Yan?

"Yan Yan, I will personally persuade you. Zhang Xiuxiu waved her hand a little tiredly and said, "Director Liu, I'll be quiet first." ”

Director Liu said very knowingly: "Your Royal Highness Princess, I'm leaving." ”

I have to say that Director Liu is a very good person, because Director Liu can be said to have been relegated to the Taoist Academy, which can be regarded as having experienced vicissitudes. When Zhang Xiuxiu asked Director Liu to arrange a separate dormitory for Yan Yan, he did not give a standard. Director Liu figured out what Zhang Xiuxiu meant, and secondly, he also wanted to take the opportunity to curry favor with Yan Yan, and arranged a special person to clean up a room for Yan Yan, from the perspective of luxury standards alone, not only exceeded Director Liu's own dormitory, but also exceeded the dean's dormitory, not only to make a stove, but also equipped with wine and tea, and put a few pots of flowers. You know, in winter, flowers are also a relatively rare item.

When Zhang Xiuxiu entered Yan Yan's dormitory, Yan Yan was facing the small stove, drinking wine, the expression on his face was relaxed and leisurely, it was obvious that the death of the dean did not affect his mood. It's no wonder that, unlike Zhang Xiuxiu, Yan Yan doesn't have the slightest affection for the dean at all.

Seeing that Zhang Xiuxiu came uninvited and came in without knocking on the door, Yan Yan did not blame Zhang Xiuxiu for her faux pas, but smiled slightly: "Green ant green wine, red clay small stove." It's cold and snowy, can you drink a glass of it?"

Zhang Xiuxiu couldn't help but be stunned and asked: "Yan Yan, this is the poem you made? ”

Yan Yan smiled faintly: "Teacher Zhang, this poem was not written by me, but by a great poet named Bai Juyi." ”

Zhang Xiuxiu couldn't help but be stunned and said, "In our Twin Cities Continent, is there a great poet named Bai Juyi?"

Yan Yan secretly thought: "There was once a Bai Juyi on the earth, this Twin Cities Continent is so far away from the earth, how far away is it more than 108,000 miles?" he shook his head and said, "This Bai Juyi is just a legendary character. ”

Zhang Xiuxiu didn't wonder where Bai Juyi was sacred, but smiled faintly: "Since you invited me to drink, I am ashamed of it, but it is disrespectful." Just pour me a glass. ”

Yan Yan took another cup and poured Zhang Xiuxiu full of wine.

This wine, completely different from the wine on earth, is golden in quality, between fruit wine and white wine.

Zhang Xiuxiu took a sip of wine, her delicate eyes narrowed, she looked at Yan Yan and said, "There is only wine, no snacks?"

Yan Yan nodded.

Zhang Xiuxiu said: "I'll get a few dishes." Although she could let the canteen do it and send it over, Zhang Xiuxiu didn't want the third person to know that she was drinking here with Yan Yan. Moreover, Zhang Xiuxiu understood that there were some ingredients in Yan Yan's new dormitory, and it can also be seen that Director Liu was still very thoughtful, and he asked Yan Yan to open a small stove without outsiders knowing.

Yan Yan didn't speak, he was a little curious in his heart: Zhang Xiuxiu is Her Royal Highness the Princess, can she stir-fry?

Since there was a stove, a kitchen knife, and a cutting board in the house, Zhang Xiuxiu scrambled an egg. In the process of frying, Zhang Xiuxiu said: "Yan Yan, I'll come up with a riddle, you can guess, okay?"

Yan Yan responded and said, "Okay." I'm sure I can't guess. Zhang Xiuxiu said: "You haven't guessed yet, how do you know that you can't guess? My riddle is: squeak." Yan Yan couldn't help frowning: There is such a tricky and strange riddle in the world! He asked: "Could it be that what you said is known?" Zhang Xiuxiu laughed: "You are wrong! The answer to the riddle is what I am doing now, scrambled eggs!" Yan Yan couldn't help but be speechless, and said: "I know that I can't guess, it seems that I have foresight." Zhang Xiuxiu said: "I'll make another riddle, you can't guess wrong, if you guess wrong, it really means that you are stupid." Yan Yan was a little curious again, and said, "Say it." Zhang Xiuxiu said: "It's still four words: squeak." Yan Yan smiled: "Isn't it scrambled eggs?" Zhang Xiuxiu shook her head like a rattle and said, "Wrong! Hopelessly wrong! From this point of view, your brain is really stupid." I'm curious: How did you practice your amazing martial arts? With your stupid IQ?" Yan Yan knew that Zhang Xiuxiu was joking, and didn't really say that he had a low IQ, but he became more and more curious, and asked: "So, what is your riddle? I'm curious, since it's not a scrambled egg, what is it?" Zhang Xiuxiu said confidently: "It's a scrambled duck egg! Why do you always think it's a scrambled egg? Doesn't your brain draw inferences? Why is your brain always a tendon?" Yan Yan smiled: " Teacher Zhang, I understand!" Zhang Xiuxiu said: "As long as the two of us are present, you don't need to call me Teacher Zhang, call me Xiuxiu, or call me Sister Zhang, it's okay." Yan Yan said: "Even if I don't call you Teacher Zhang, I have to call you Sister Zhang, obviously, you are older than me." Zhang Xiuxiu didn't let Yan Yan call her "teacher" because she wanted to shorten the distance between her and Yan Yan. At the same time, Zhang Xiuxiu wants to pretend to be tender, after all, every woman wants to be young forever and stay young for a long time. However, Yan Yan's sentence "I have to call you Sister Zhang, obviously, you are older than me", seriously hurt Zhang Xiuxiu's self-esteem, Zhang Xiuxiu glared at Yan Yan fiercely, and her voice turned a little cold: "Only when the two of us are together, you can call your sister or sister, as long as you don't call the teacher! Then, you answer me: What do you understand?" Yan Yan said: "When you ask me to guess what 'squeak' is, if I answer 'scrambled duck eggs', you will say that the answer is 'scrambled eggs'." If I answer 'scrambled eggs', you would say 'scrambled duck eggs'. Anyway, no matter how I answer, it's all wrong!" Zhang Xiuxiu looked at Yan Yan fixedly and said, "Oh, you've become smarter!" Yan Yan couldn't cry or laugh, and said, "Your 'scrambled eggs' or 'scrambled duck eggs' are going to be cold!"

Speaking of this, Yan Yan added humorously: "To be precise, it's your 'squeak' that is going to be cold!"

When Zhang Xiuxiu heard this, not only was she not annoyed, but she replied humorously: "If my 'squeak' is going to be cold, I will 'squeak' it again!" After speaking, Zhang Xiuxiu really oiled the scrambled eggs that had been cooled again.

Then, Zhang Xiuxiu took her "squeak" out of the pot and brought it to Yan Yan, and smiled: "Yan Yan, try my craftsmanship! If you think it's good, please don't praise me, I've always been modest, and modesty is a human virtue." ”

Because Zhang Xiuxiu scrambled the eggs to the point of getting old, Yan Yan frowned a lot just by the color, and then took the chopsticks and tasted them, Yan Yan sighed. Zhang Xiuxiu couldn't help but say, "How is it?" Yan Yan said: "Sister, the dishes you cook are good medicine for weight loss!" Zhang Xiuxiu's pretty face immediately lengthened: "Yan Yan, why are you so unable to speak? ”

Yan Yan stopped talking, washed his hands directly, and started cooking.

Yan Yan just made two dishes, one was fried tofu, and the tofu he fried had a golden appearance, which made people can't help but move their index fingers when they see it. Even better: every piece of tofu he cuts is a cube, exactly the same size, as if measured with a ruler. As soon as I put it on the plate, oh my God, where is this tofu, it's a wonderful work of art. Moreover, it has a faint aroma. It can be called fragrant, shape, color, everything. Zhang Xiuxiu was stunned, and her nose kept twitching.

Yan Yan's second dish is also scrambled eggs, however, Yan Yan's scrambled eggs, compared with Zhang Xiuxiu's scrambled eggs, are simply incomparable, Yan Yan's scrambled eggs, not only have a good grasp of the heat, not old and not tender, but also good-looking, completely a whole, put on the plate, a thin layer, just to the plate to cover over, no overflow, no dissatisfaction, it is simply amazing!

Zhang Xiuxiu picked up the chopsticks, sandwiched a piece of tofu and a piece of scrambled eggs, she closed a pair of beautiful eyes, tasted carefully, and then, she opened her eyes, looked at Yan Yan intently, and said: "Yan Yan, to be your woman, is really the happiest woman in the world!"

You must know that Zhang Xiuxiu's identity is Her Royal Highness the princess of the Nancheng Kingdom, and Yan Yan, although in the eighth generation ago, was the supreme Supreme Heavenly Emperor. However, in this life, in this Twin Cities Continent, Yan Yan's public identity was just a student in the junior class of the Asking Dao Academy, but a commoner in the Twin Cities Continent. It can be said that in the eyes of everyone, Zhang Xiuxiu's identity is much higher than Yan Yan, then, with Zhang Xiuxiu's identity, she can speak to Yan Yan like this, which can be regarded as a euphemism for her to confess her heart to Yan Yan.

However, although Yan Yan did not use his "voyeurism" on Zhang Xiuxiu, he also saw Zhang Xiuxiu's affection for him. However, Yan Yan didn't have any feelings for Zhang Xiuxiu. Although Zhang Xiuxiu thinks that her figure, appearance, and life experience are second to none. However, what Zhang Xiuxiu didn't know was that her excellence was only compared with other women in the Shuangcheng Continent, if she was compared with Luo Luoshen and Qin Luoyan, Zhang Xiuxiu was slightly inferior in both figure and appearance. If you compare it with Dugu Allure, Zhang Xiuxiu is too much worse.

What's more critical is that since she was betrayed by Dugu Allure, Yan Yan has a strong sense of precaution against women. In his opinion, no matter how beautiful a woman is, she is just a pair of skins, and the beauty of a woman lies first in her heart, if her heart is as poisonous as a snake and scorpion, even if she looks as beautiful as a peach and plum, what can she do? Especially in this life and this life, Yan Yan has deeply felt Luo Luoshen and Qin Luoyan's infatuation with him, and he has already made a decision in his heart: Even if he meets a woman like Dugu Allure again, he will not accept it by his side! It can be said that Dugu Allure's betrayal has become an eternal pain in Yan Yan's heart! Whenever I dream back at midnight, this pain is even more boundless.

Therefore, after listening to Zhang Xiuxiu's confession, Yan Yan said directly: "As the saying goes: 'If you want to capture a man's heart, you must first grab a man's stomach'." Teacher Zhang, I have to say, whoever becomes your husband will be guilty, and he has to lose weight all day long, and in the end, he will not have to wrap his skin and bones?"

It can be said that Yan Yan directly rejected Zhang Xiuxiu's confession, but the way of refusal was very special. However, in terms of useful words, it is still very cruel, and there is no room for maneuver.

It can be said that in Zhang Xiuxiu's life, she has never been so embarrassed! Because no one has ever rejected her so mercilessly and so thoroughly!

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