When Li Wei was a one-year-old doll.

Neighbors are visiting the door-

"Ah, your girl is so smart and well-behaved! Look how upright she sits! ”

"That's right, you see she still wipes my girl's saliva."

A group of women sat and looked at a group of children's papers on the couch. Li Wei sat in the middle of a bunch of spitting bubbles among the little girls and boys, smiling calmly. Next to a child paper with braids, Li Wei fixed her eyes on the red dot on her forehead for a second, confirmed that it was a girl, and pulled her down to sit down to wipe her saliva. A little boy behind her rushed to the corner of the wall and took out a small one to release water.

Li Wei calmly shouted: "Eniang, my brother wants to pee." ”

The boy's mother came over and hugged the little boy and corrected Li Wei: "He is older than you, call him brother." ”

Li Wei: "Hehe......"

When Li Wei was a six-year-old little sister.

Neighbors are visiting the door-

Speaking to the neighbor, he said to her, "Take your little sisters to your house and play." ”

A group of little girls got into Li Wei's house and played with magic horses? She took out the red paper left over from the New Year for everyone to play with origami, the creativity of ancient women's paper cannot be underestimated, and most of these girls fold better than her. So Li Wei decided not to be ugly, to be a good sister to pour water and snacks for everyone, and not to play with origami relationships! Do you have a silk thread to braid and play with? There is also shopping on the street to buy a pack of walnut beads.

Jueercha took the neighbors to take the little girls home, and when they entered the house, they saw that everyone was obediently sitting in origami and weaving knots, and Li Wei was accompanying a girl to string beads.

Neighbor: "Your girl is so sensible!" ”

When Li Wei was a ten-year-old girl

Please come and discipline Mama. Li Wei began a three-year life of hardship.

Mama: "When the girl waits for the nobleman, she must be cautious and obedient, that is, she must please the nobleman, and she must also be quiet, the best thing is to be able to scratch the itch of the nobleman and not let him find it......"

Li Wei: "...... Mama, is there any plainness? I don't think this person can do it~"

Mama: "That girl only remembers the word caution, put herself on the ground, and don't lift it up at any time." ”

Li Wei: "...... Mama, is there a middle point? "She doesn't have a self-deprecating hobby.

Mama: "...... Girl, you can do whatever you want. "Look, this virtue is not like a great blessing!

Three years have passed, and Li Wei is going to the draft. The mule cart was snatched back by her two uncles a few days earlier, and the night before she went to the draft, she told her: "You know that there is a family surnamed Liu in the east, right?" It's the one with a chubby face and a little squint. I think it's okay for the third child in their family, the family has land, he is the youngest son, their family said that there is no separation, and you are close to you when you marry, and our family can also watch it so as not to be wronged. ”

Li Wei had a bitter face: "Eniang, is there anyone else to choose?" When I see that person, I always think of big buns, and he is still the kind of noodles without meat and fat. ”

Jueercha: "There is another one, that is, two streets away, the eldest son of the family opened a grain shop. Their family said that it was the second son. ”

Li Wei: "Stop, he's not as tall as me." ”

Kyorcha: "People are taller than you. ”

Li Wei gestured two fingers: "Just two fingers high, I can look down on him when I put on the bottom of the flower pot." ”

Jue Ercha, but looking at her face, he was reluctant to slap it, and said, "I see, maybe you are blessed." Let's get back to that. "Little stinky girl! When you can't choose to come back, it won't be up to you!

Li Wei saw that Eniang's face was wrong, and said secretly: "Originally...... Eniang, you married an Amma, just find me like that...... I don't have a high demand, just be like Amma. ”

Kyorcha: "...... You're like Amma, you can meet and hit the luck. It seems that your life is not as good as mine. At the beginning, you Ama went to my house to get married, ...... Hehe~"

Li Wei: "E-niang, you bully people......"

After the draft.

Li Wenbi waited at the palace gate for ten days, even if someone came to inform them that Li Wei stayed, he still went to the palace gate every day to go around, and came back and said to the Jueercha clan: "Maybe people made a mistake?" I'm just going to check it out. ”

Jueercha shed tears when there was no one, blaming himself for his poisonous mouth, saying that there is a great blessing, a big fart!

Well, two years later, Brother opened the mansion. Li Wenbi and Jueercha looked forward to it every day, counting. Kangxi's thirty-year-old brother got married, and the two of them were happy for several days.

Li Wenbi said: "It's good to get married!" As soon as this child gets married, it should be separated, and when the separation is out, we will be able to see our girl! ”

Two days after Brother opened the mansion, Li Wenbi inexplicably worshiped a gentleman, and asked Mr. to read every day, and everyone lost weight by two taels when he read. On the contrary, the Jueercha clan was relieved, which means that their own girl is mixing well.

I'm finally able to see you in the house!

The Jueercha clan took out the Manchu girl and sent it to the head, and did not embarrass the girl. When you can see people, her own girl eats a little white and red face, and she has grown a lot taller, and when she sees her, she seems to be about to pounce as before, and she stares at her.

This girl definitely doesn't want us!

Then I saw Li Wei take out a lot of things, all kinds of mess.

"This is all left for you in my palace! It's all good! ”

Jueercha looked at the two desktop things piled up in front of her with a dark face, she came by her own legs, this piece does not allow civilians to get close, do you know? Silly girl! Do you want your mother to carry it back?

Fortunately, the girl mixed well, and Brother Fu didn't really let her go back by herself, so she sent a few people to follow and transported people and things back to the Li family on a mule cart.

Li Wenbi held the girl and gave him an inkstone and cried a handful of snot and tears, and Jueercha gave him a handkerchief from time to time. Five days later, when I saw him, my eyes were red when I saw the inkstone, and I felt Ercha: "...... That's pretty much it, you still want to cry for a year and a half? ”

Li Wenbi: "......"

Kyorcha: "...... Forget it, forget it, you take it slowly, be good. He pulled out his handkerchief and handed it to him.