Interestingly, looking at the absurd and incompetent life of Emperor Xuan of the Northern Zhou Dynasty, Yuwenyun, but this absurd and absurd act of canonizing Yu Chi Chi Fan as the Empress of Tianzuo has become the most successful move in his Yu Wenyun's life: after his death, it evolved into an indirect struggle between the first queen Yang Lihua and the last queen Yu Chi Chifan! In the future, it was the family member of the new Tianzuo Empress Wei Chi Chifan, Wei Chi Hui and others, who took the lead in opposing the flag and uniting with other royalist forces when the Northern Zhou regime was about to fall! Fight to the death with Yang Lihua's father, Yang Jian, who wants to overthrow the Yuwen regime of the Northern Zhou Dynasty! Trying to save the Yuwen Mansion from toppling! However, the will of heaven is difficult to disobey, God is going to die in the Northern Zhou, so that Wei Chi Chifan's family has to become a praying mantis blocking the car and a grasshopper shaking the tree!

Yu Wenyun's "obscene skills" are proficient in everything: he is good at kung fu in bed, and there are all kinds of "kung fu" on the ground!

Yu Wenyun, who has an unrivaled voice, likes to drive a stagecoach himself. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 info once traveled east to Luoyang, he rode his horse and whip without stopping, galloped all the way, and played ancient drag racing! But the queen who suffered five golden branches and jade leaves, the pain all over her body was not counted, and if she fell behind, she was scolded and corporal punishment!

He also often let the five queens ride the Xuanzhi, Xia Seal, Xia Man, Mole and other floats, and he led the prime minister and several other officials to walk with the car, throwing tiles and gravel at will, or hanging the live chickens and ducks on the car, seeing the queens frightened and panicked, he gloated and laughed backwards!

In the second year, that is, in 579, I don't know that Yu Wenyun felt that his days were numbered, and he wanted to teach the prince while he was alive; still want to advance the addiction of the emperor; Or simply get out of government affairs and be in the best of the fun!

He couldn't wait to "help the seedlings" of his successor:

On January 11 of the same year, the crown prince Yuwen was named the king of Lu;

On the 26th, Lilu Wang Yuwen was appointed as the crown prince;

On February 19, he issued an edict to the 7-year-old prince Yu Wenxian (that is, the son of the Tianda Empress Zhu Manyue, known as Emperor Jing in history), to amnesty the world and change the Yuan elephant (there is such a strange year name, which shows that his personality is eccentric and perverse); He called himself "Tian Yuan".

After becoming the emperor, he was arrogant and arrogant and compared himself to the heavens, changed his residence to "Tiantai", called himself "Tiantai" to his subordinates, changed the "system" to "Tianzhi", and "pardon" to "Tianfu", all words such as "heaven, high, high, and big" belong to the copyright and patent of Yi, and the people are not allowed to use them. For example, the surname "Gao" should be changed to "Jiang", and "Gaozu" should be changed to "Changzu······ If the minister wants to go to the "rooftop" to see him, he must first fast for three days and purify himself for one day.

In May 579, on a whim, he changed the original "county" to "country" in an ingenious way, and named some capable ministers of the royal clan as "king": Yuwen Zhao as the king of Zhao, Yuwenchun as the king of Chen Guo, Yuwensheng as the king of Yue Guo, Yuwenda as the acting king of the country, and Yuwendi as the king of Teng Teng······ Ordered them to go to the feudal kingdom to take office.

Some people say that this is Yang Jian's trick to keep the five most powerful kings of the Northern Zhou clan away from Kyoto and the center of power.

In fact, it is the traditional practice of emperors (including Ming Jun) to let members of the clan go to the local area to be called "king": it can control the locality, defend the center, and stabilize the center!

But there are also drawbacks, once the "king" and the emperor have differences or even ambitions, he will not cooperate, and even support the army to divide one side with his own dignity, until he rebels! The "Rebellion of the Eight Kings" in the last years of the Western Jin Dynasty broke out because of the latter!