1. Pee your pants directly at the beginning
it!
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Qiao Bibu was shocked, he didn't know why, a lot of things suddenly appeared in his mind, some things that didn't belong to him at all.
This, caught up with the crossing tide?
Looking at the current situation, I have indeed crossed over.
It doesn't seem to be able to care so much, because-
He looks like he's about to fall off a cliff!
it!
Jobib was clutching a rope, but was cut off and began to fall freely on a cliff.
"Well, this is high school knowledge, I know it...... Oh my God, why am I thinking about this?"
There was a faint laugh from the cliff.
"Wowhaha, what a stupid radish, one Zhu Chi Guo is just enough for one person to be promoted to the Black Iron Section, can I share it with you equally, silly dog......!
The man on the cliff who laughed with a villain laughed so much that he was "pointing fingers".
"What? Wahaha, Zhu Chiguo, Black Iron Duan, and Silly Radish?"
Qiao Bibu, who was exercising at high speed, was very messy by the wind, and his brain was blank, and he was at a loss for a while.
But now he's going to pee, because it's almost the end, and he's going to get cold if nothing else.
"Ah, help, SOS, help!"
Just hang it when you cross it, it's too embarrassing for the traverser.
"Spider-Man, Batman, Iron Man, Green Arrow, Cuckold come and save me!"
The greenery at the bottom of the cliff is becoming clearer and clearer.
In an instant, Qiao Bibu was gallbladder and urinated directly......
"Big fairy, little fairy, come and save me with a fairy!"
Coming to this world, I haven't even seen a fairy, Qiao Bibu is desperate.
After shouting this, the accident actually came.
I saw a ripple in the void, and a fairy in white clothes suddenly hung beside Qiao Bibu.
Sure enough, what came suddenly was ecstasy.
"Ah, fairy, pull me along!"
There was no time to wonder, Qiao Bibu was excited.
"Hey, how did I get here?"
The fairy in white asked with a puzzled look at Qiao Bibu, who had fallen.
"Hurry up and save people!"
"Huh, what are you doing?"
"I ...... I'm going to die!"
"Oh, ah, it stinks!"
......
Qiao Bibu vaguely saw the morning sun facing up, a beautiful butterfly, dancing in the grass at the bottom of the cliff.
Just as he was about to close his eyes, Qiao Bibu suddenly felt a warm jade arm wrap around his waist, and then landed smoothly.
"Huh...... Woohoo......"
The catastrophe did not die, Qiao Bibu gasped and collapsed to the ground, his head in chaos.
Everything here is so strange to him, and he doesn't know many plants here.
The vermilion fruit, hanging from a green vine full of thorns, obsidian-like bumps, like moss, climbed all over the foot of the mountain, and a yellow fruit that seemed to be shining, slowly fading from the hard shell outside......
"Wow, Zhu Chiguo, Mo Lingshi, and Lingren Fruit?" an excited roar called Qiao Bibu back to reality.
What kind of world is this?
"Yes, what kind of world is this? ”
The fairy in white clothes on the side fanned the air in front of him with one hand, covered his nose and asked.
"As soon as I wear it...... Hey, don't you know that either?" asked Qiao Bib with a glare.
"I was somehow brought over by you, you don't know who I asked!"
This fairy doesn't seem to have a very good temper, disgusted that Qiao Bibu polluted the air, and behaved like an iron man.
Hmm? This woman's appearance is not right, could it be that she is also an old resident who has crossed over? No, I have to figure out whether this is worn alone or in a group.
"Dare to ask the girl, I asked the last sentence, do you dare to take the next sentence, the king of heaven covers the tiger ......?"
Fairy in White: "???"
Qiao Bibu was a little worried.
"Stinky tofu, captives, cucumber shreds, ...... you eat in your mouth?"
“??”
"Ori give?"
“?”
"Am I a ......?"
......
I saw that the fairy in white clothes suddenly clenched his pink fist, and his pink face suddenly bulged.
"Oops!" Before he could finish asking, Qiao Bibu was beaten up by the fairy in white.
Qiao Bib didn't have a chance to resist at all, because he didn't know where the next punch would be, and in less than a second, he was already in pain, especially his two eyes, which were almost unable to open.
"Hmph, shameless erect, actually playing tricks on this fairy!" the fairy in white frowned and said coldly.
"But it's really strange, why can't I use my mystical power on her?
"Stinky boy, tell me, what kind of left technique did you use to summon me here?"
The white-clothed fairy Lan poked her finger and pointed to Qiao Bibu, who had three big bags bulging out of her head.
"I ...... Also...... No...... Make...... Ah......h
"You can't open your eyes, it's not that you can't open your mouth!"
"Oh, yes...... Who am I, where am I, what am I doing?"
Three questions from the witty soul of Jobib.
"I'm afraid it's really a fool, just go. ”
After the fairy finished speaking, the white clothes fluttered, and a circle of ripples appeared in the void again, and then disappeared.
Looking at the figure that dissipated in the void, Qiao Bibu collapsed limply on the ground again.
I feel uneasy.
First of all, he really traveled to another world, and it was a powerful world, and secondly, how did the fairy come about, how did he shout in a hurry, and he really called the fairy.
And from the fairy's mouth, it can be determined that she was summoned by herself, so what kind of ability is this left technique in her mouth? Could this be the legendary golden finger?
It seems that you have to study hard, and you will have to rely on it to become bigger and stronger in this world in the future.
Also, who am I? Is my name also Jobib?
Do I have a sister or sister here, and if so, will it be called ......?
For a while, Qiao Bibu had a headache.
For a long time, flipping through the memories in his mind, Qiao Bibu was stunned.
it!
The stupid radish in the mouth of the No. 1 villain is really himself! He has crossed over to a person with the same name and surname as himself.
Jobib, fifteen years old, a bit of a fool, is a notoriously brainless in town, and has a blacksmith father who doesn't care much about him.
That's all.
But it doesn't matter if Guan doesn't care, the main thing is that he is finally not an orphan.
Hahaha, I'm not an orphan!
Hahaha!
After all, the first law of online literature: most traversers are orphans.
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But then, Qiao Bibu frowned, looked at his wet pants, and fell into deep thought.
Also, the town where my home is located seems to be on this cliff, and I have to walk more than ten miles to the east.
"Ah, fairy, can you send me home?"
Qiao Bibu looked into the void and yelled.
The void didn't respond, only a few birds that looked like orioles but weren't orioles, chirping in the air.
Qiao Bibu was speechless for a while, this crossing didn't seem to be very friendly.
But then, Qiao Bibu looked at the fruit all over the ground, black, white, red, yellow, purple, green, blue, gray, mine, mine, mine......, mine Fell into ecstasy.
This wave is fattening......