Sixty-two sobering
Lin Siyang glared at Xiao Jia and shouted, "Why are you smashing Principal Meng?" Let's drag him to the health center and sober him up." Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info
Xiao Jia let out an 'oh' and pushed Principal Meng vigorously behind him.
Lin Siyang scolded secretly in his heart, you kid are looking for revenge on Principal Meng, Principal Meng is so old, in case there is a mistake, will you take care of it?
"Brother, take it easy," Lin Siyang had to remind.
Only then did Xiao Jia figure out Lin Siyang's true intentions, and the two of them dragged Principal Meng forward, after all, Principal Meng was old, and he was very happy, and he couldn't resist Lin Siyang and the others if he said anything.
Taking Principal Meng to the health center, Lin Siyang checked Principal Meng's injuries, he had two wounds on his hands, and the blood stains on his face were inadvertently wiped by his hands.
Principal Meng's excitement is still unabated, this day was just in time for Dr. Xu to be on duty, he came over to take a look, with Lin Siyang present, he couldn't wait to have a leisure, turned around and left.
Xiao Jia pressed Principal Meng on the bed and begged Principal Meng vigorously, "Principal, you rest for a while, you toss so much, I can't hold you anymore."
Out of helplessness, Lin Siyang went to the pharmacy to get a tranquilizer needle, and he instructed Xiao Jia to hold down Principal Meng and not to paralyze Principal Meng when he was injected.
Teacher Qiu also came to help, Lin Siyang chose a thicker blood vessel on the back of Principal Meng's hand, and when he pricked it with a needle, Principal Meng shouted hysterically, "Kill, kill!" ”。
The effect of the tranquilizer was very rapid, and in just a few seconds, Principal Meng had fallen asleep.
Lin Siyang stabbed Xiao Jia with his hand, "Brother, don't you stop begging for Principal Meng to press Principal Meng in vain, don't you see him asleep?" ”。
"My mother, but I'm tired" Xiao Jia, this kid really didn't have a lot of effort, after he let go of Principal Meng, his feet were soft, and he sat on the ground.
Taking advantage of Principal Meng's sleep, Lin Siyang hurriedly dropped the liquid, and he added a few 50% glucose sticks to the liquid for rapid intravenous dripping.
Principal Meng has stopped here, Lin Siyang and the three of you, look at me, I look at you, and they are embarrassed to comment on Principal Meng's drunken behavior.
In the end, it was Xiao Jia who broke the deadlock, "Principal Meng is really, if you take me to a dinner like this, you can resist him for a while."
Xiao Jia's words made Lin Siyang and Teacher Qiu unable to answer.
Hypertonic glucose has a very diuretic effect, and before a bottle of liquid has been transfused, Principal Meng became irritable again, and he shouted in a daze, "I want to pee."
Lin Siyang hurriedly helped Principal Meng up from the bed, he gave a look and asked Teacher Qiu to go out first, after Teacher Qiu left, Xiao Jia was still stunned as if he was nothing.
Lin Siyang sighed secretly in his heart, thanks to Principal Meng who didn't take you to accompany the wine, not to mention how much you drink, just like you, a master who can't see the height of his eyebrows, it's no wonder if he doesn't make Principal Meng angry.
"Brother, take the urinal," Lin Siyang replied with a sigh of relief.
"Uh" Xiao Jia slowly took the urinal from under the bed, and he helped Lin Siyang untie Principal Meng's belt. Everything was ready to stop, Xiao Jia pinched his nose and kept handing over the urinal with his arm, but his body was far away.
Lin Siyang sighed in his heart, in order to get the appreciation of the boss, the leader is okay and doesn't want to find something to do, you Xiaojia is good, when Principal Meng needs to take care of him, there is no proactive performance, look at your reluctant appearance, if your arm is a little longer, you have to run outside the window to pee on Principal Meng.
Lin Siyang helped Principal Meng, and he whispered, "Principal Meng, the urinal was brought to you, you can pee if you want."
Principal Meng's mind was still hazy, he might not be able to hold it back, even without Lin Siyang's call, he would definitely be drenched in joy.
"Yikes!".
Xiao Jia only cared about holding the urinal, he didn't put it in the right place, and a column of water shot out from Principal Meng's lower body, almost splashing along Xiao Jia's arm and splashing on Xiao Jia's face.
"Ahh
"Pick it up quickly," Lin Siyang ordered.
The two bottles of beer in Principal Meng's body and the hundreds of milliliters of liquid that had just been infused have been completely converted into urine at this moment, Xiao Jia almost braved the rain of bullets, he picked up the urinal, found the right position, and put it at the source of Principal Meng's 'water gun'.
Principal Meng's urine bubble is really not small, Xiao Jia trembled and held the urinal, the more anxious he was, the more Principal Meng couldn't stop.
"Comfortable" Principal Meng said groggily, after urinating, Lin Siyang put him back on the bed, and Principal Meng fell asleep again.
Xiao Jia held the urinal and couldn't help but gag again and again, inadvertently, he wiped it on his face, this time it was good, the urine juice splashed on his face was smeared on his face, and Mr. Jia made a urine bath beauty.
With lightning speed, Xiao Jia hurriedly rushed to the bathroom and washed for a long time before coming back.
His face was washed, Xiao Jia was still nauseous from time to time, he grinned like a bitter gourd, and asked Lin Siyang, "Doctor Lin, is there any medicine to stop nausea?" ”。
Lin Siyang originally had some opinions about this Teacher Jia, but looking at his squeamish appearance, Lin Siyang teased, "Isn't it just that there is a little urine on your body?" You washed and washed, and you washed and washed, and you still need to take medicine for this little thing? ”。
"Uh" The more Lin Siyang said, the more Mr. Jia was nauseated, he waved his hand again and again, "Doctor Lin, I'm not pretending, it's really disgusting and uncomfortable."
"If that's the case, I'll give you a shot."
"Didn't take any medicine?" Teacher Jia asked tentatively.
"The medicine you take works too slowly, maybe it won't work until you're no longer nauseous."
Mr. Jia seemed to have a fear of injections, he hesitated, and couldn't help but shake his head and said, "I'll bear with it for a while, and then talk about it if it doesn't work."
Teacher Qiu sat on the bed opposite Principal Meng, she listened to the conversation between Lin Siyang and the two, and never made a sound.
Anyway, there was nothing to do, Lin Siyang told a story he heard, "A subordinate accompanied the leader on a business trip, the leader drank a lot of wine, and halfway due to urgency and couldn't find a convenient place, the subordinate took out his thermos cup, temporarily used it as a urinal, and when he arrived at the meeting, the subordinate forgot that his thermos cup contained the leader's urine, picked it up and took a sip, and the leader asked his subordinates in wonder, 'Can I drink my urine?' ’……? ”。
"Uh, uh" Before Lin Siyang's words were finished, Xiao Jia covered his mouth and ran out.