340 Pretending to be a ghost

"Fuck, why are you really angry at this thing, it's the same as Grandpa Mao, this doesn't go through flowers, it's only a few seconds of effort, and it's soft? Hey, I can't imagine that labor and management will also become 'fast gunners' one day. ”

Qin Tian, who was rushing, looked at the faint true qi in his body, it was only a few seconds of effort, and half of it was gone, and he was suddenly distressed to death, so he quickly pulled those true qi back from his legs, and ran the practice route of refining the body several times with two hearts, and carefully stored the true qi that was slightly larger than a tenth of the size of a hair in his dantian position.

Feeling his dantian, that kind of warm feeling, this is a long sigh of relief, if you accidentally really consume this little true qi, in case your body is not produced, he still don't want to cry to death, sighed slightly, and immediately sped up the pace of running, he also wants to "give gifts" like the members of the Delta Force.

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"Damn, this guy named Qin Tian is still not human, and he can't be killed by bullets?"

The members of the five Delta Force were running wildly, and one of the younger members said fiercely while running, as soon as he mentioned the name, he couldn't help but shiver, the scene just now really stimulated his fragile mind, and completely violated the shijie concept that he was familiar with after more than twenty years.

Even if the monsters on TV or something, they should be hit by such bullets, they should have a little reaction, at least a little pain, this time they are specially changed to special bullets, one shot down, let alone people, even if it is a steel plate, these hundreds of special bullets can be turned into honeycomb coal.

But what about Qin Tian. It seemed that his face was not red and he was not panting, and when he left, he glanced at it from a distance, and he didn't even seem to have torn his clothes, which was really unbelievable to him.

So seeing that Qin Tian didn't have anything to do, the captain immediately asked all the team members to scatter and escape, and if they could run one by one, it didn't matter if Qin Tian was really invulnerable, or he was too fast, just dodge them all. In short, seeing this scene, he understood one thing, that is, Qin Tian's monster was not something they could destroy, if they scattered and fled now, maybe there would be a few survivors.

"Hehe, what are you doing so fast, our Huaxia is a civilized country, and the exchange of courtesies is a beautiful tradition that every one of our people abides by. You guests are so gracious to give me such a big gift, and I feel so sorry for you that I don't come out to thank you. So, I deliberately caught up with you, just to give you a special gift, a ticket to hell. Oh, by the way, you don't seem to belong to the jurisdiction of hell here. That's okay, with this ticket, you can also go to your God's place. ”

A gloomy voice sounded in the ears of the members of the Delta Force, startling them a lot, and they quickly took out the matching guns on their bodies, and quickly surrounded the city back to back, vigilantly watching everything around them.

But then their faces turned pale, and the hands that clung to the guns could not help but tremble, and they were now in an open area, and at a glance, within a hundred meters of the surroundings, not to mention people, not even a single tree, and the surroundings were bare.

There was no one around, but Qin Tian's voice sounded clearly in their ears, one person heard it wrong, maybe because he was nervous and had auditory hallucinations, but looking at the movements of his companions around him, it seemed that they had heard it, this should not be an auditory hallucination.

Hearing only the sound and not seeing the person, coupled with the scene of Qin Tian's invulnerability just now, their minds suddenly began to think wildly, could it be that they encountered some supernatural event? Qin Tian is the kind of ghost in Chinese legends?

This seems to explain that the weishenme Qin Tian bullet can't be killed, only the sound of it is gone, and now it is only recorded in Chinese legends, the ghost seems to have no substance, he can see you, but you can't see him, in other words, in the game, the physical attack is ineffective.

"Ah!!! Just...... Something touched me just now!!! ”

"Ah...... Also...... Touched me too!! ”

"Ah!!! I...... My hat, why is it missing!! ”

"Oh God!! Have mercy and save your devout believers. ”

"I ...... I have a cross, this ...... It's to make God ...... Father, I wish you ...... Blessed ...... Ghost...... The ghost is leaving!!! ”

Immediately, the members of the Delta Force began to scream, one by one, their faces became even paler, the hand holding the gun was trembling vigorously, and one was even more amused, he actually threw away the gun in his hand, pulled out a silver-white cross from his neck, clutched it tightly, and shouted in a trembling tone.

"Ahh!!h Your cross is a Western thing, and it can't control our Eastern ghosts, so ...... You don't do anything to me! Tube! Use!! ”

Qin Tian was running the breathing technique with all his might, and he stood in front of them generously, but because the breathing technique had reached the grandmaster level, they all subconsciously ignored Qin Tian, and now Qin Tian was as inconspicuous as a small pebble on the side of the road in their eyes, looking at the expressions of the members of the Delta Force, he was about to burst out laughing, holding back his laughter, pinching his throat, and shouting in a more eerie tone.

Since they regard themselves as ghosts, then simply pretend to be enough of their "ghosts", seeing the expressions of those members of the Delta Force, Qin Tian's heart is playful, anyway, they are also people who are going to die, before they die, let them play a little bit of residual heat, and make themselves happy.

"Ah!!! Miscellaneous...... What the!!! ”

"Think about it, those Chinese movies I watched before, what the movies say, what those ghosts are afraid of."

"Like...... It's black dog blood, a peachwood sword, and a ghost drawing charm or something, right? ”

"This ...... This place, where are you going to get these things, think about anything else. ”

"Ahh I...... I remembered, I remember that there seemed to be a child peeing !! ”

"Boy pee?"

"Rubin !!!!"

These people are really funny, as soon as they heard Qin Tian say that the cross did not work for their "ghosts" in the East, they immediately began to think of countermeasures, and they recalled the movies about exorcism in China that they had watched before, and there was a person who sounded fiercely, and the ghost was afraid of the child's urine. Eventually, their eyes shifted to a shy looking man, his eyes full of anticipation and encouragement, as if he were looking at a savior.

"I ...... I, can ...... But I'm already peeing. ”

As soon as he saw the companions around him looking at him, the boy named Rubin's already shy face suddenly became even more shy, a little shy, and a little relaxed, as if he was happy that he finally held his life.

"What !!!"

Hear Rubin's words. The four companions beside him turned their eyes to between Rubin's legs, and sure enough, between his legs was now wet, and there was a smell of urine coming to his nose.

"Ahh!!h You don't have the boy pee, hahahaha...... It's been a long time since I've eaten human flesh, hehe, four white and chubby young men, it should be enough to stuff my teeth. ”

Qin Tian looked at the members of the Delta Force who were frightened by his pretending to be ghosts, and couldn't hold back any longer. Hahadaxiao got up, and this time he deliberately mobilized a little true qi and gathered it into his throat to make his voice sound. Particularly scary and scary.

And he deliberately changed his words to four people, just to see what happened later.

"Four...... Four!! ”

"Eat...... Cannibalism!! ”

"Plugging between the teeth!!

As soon as they heard Qin Tian's words, the hair on their bodies stood on end, and the ghost in front of them seemed to be about to swallow them alive. Only the member of the Delta Force named Rubin breathed a sigh of relief, and his expression was very relieved. Since it is four, then his life should be saved, and at this moment, in his heart, he is proud that he is still a virgin.

"Rob !!"

The remaining four members of the Delta Force glanced at each other with pale faces, and found that the same look flashed in each other's eyes, and suddenly one of them shouted, and they all went to grab Rubin's wet, urine-filled pants.

"You...... What are you going to do!! No...... Don't, don't take off my pants, Jamai butterflies!!! ”

That Rubin was like a girl who had been violated by a strange uncle, crying out desolate and helpless, holding his wet pants full of urine and harshness, looking at his fierce companions, his tone was full of despair.

Qin Tian......

"This ...... This time it seems like it's overplayed, but I like it!! Ah quack, it's a shame that such a wonderful scene can't be filmed. ”

Qin Tian looked at the members of their five M country delta troops, frantically grabbing a pair of torn pants that were wet with urine, almost choked to death by their own saliva, coughed violently for a while before recovering, and looked at the farce in front of him with a smile, and at the same time felt a pity in his heart, he was not completely in control of the breathing technique now, he could only hide his figure, if he suddenly took out a mobile phone to shoot, in their eyes, it would be a mobile phone floating in the air.

Although this may make them more afraid, it may also make them pick up their guns and shoot in their direction, although they are not afraid, but such a wonderful scene is not visible, so Qin Tian can only watch the farce a little depressed.

Because Qin Tian temporarily changed his voice with his true qi, the violent cough he had just now fell into the ears of the group of Delta Force members, it was more miserable than what the hell was screaming, and it was still infiltrating, and his body had not yet paused for a moment, and then, the speed of the crazy robbery was even faster.

Although that Rubin was desperately protecting his pants, how could he snatch four people by himself, the final result was that a complete pair of pants was torn to pieces, but they still remembered that Rubin was their comrade-in-arms, and left Rubin with a small pair of underwear on his body, no, it should be in his hands.

Qin Tian looked at the little virgin named Rubin, covering his lower body with a shy expression, waving his small underwear with one hand, and the remaining four members of the Delta Force also looked like they were facing a great enemy, constantly waving, a few strips of rags that emitted a stinking smell, as if they were attacking something, and his whole body began to convulse when he laughed.

"Quack!!!"

"Tube...... It worked!! I...... We move on!! ”

Hearing Qin Tian's unconventional laughter, one of the members of the Delta Force said with their eyes shining, and suddenly, they waved those rags even faster.

They mistakenly took Qin Tian's laughter as his scream of fear of the boy's urine, who made Qin Tian's voice become so ugly and infiltrating now.

"Ahh!!!h I'm laughing to death, you...... You idiots, ahhah, are you still peeing? Ahh......h Laughed at me. ”

Qin Tian felt that the true qi in his throat was about to dissipate, and knew that this very funny show was over, so he sent the remaining true qi back to the dantian, and let go of his original voice hahadaxiao, his tone was full of banter.

"Qin ...... Qin Tian? Tube...... It works, he ...... His voice changed back, proving that the child's urine worked, and he ...... He is really afraid of the child's urine, and wants to use this method to make us throw away the weapon in our hands, so that we will not be fooled, hurry, everyone speed up. ”

The member of the Delta Force, who was afraid of the pee of the child, continued to hold his point of view while explaining his "deep" knowledge to his companions around him.

Hearing his affirmative words, the hesitation in the eyes of the rest of the Delta Force members disappeared, and then they continued to wave the strip of rag that smelled of urine in the air firmly.

Touch!

A crisp gunshot rang out, and a bloody hole the size of a child's fist suddenly appeared on the head of the member of the Delta Force who had just spoken, and the gleam in his eyes disappeared quickly, and his eyes were full of doubts, shouldn't that ghost named Qin Tian be afraid of the child's urine? It's clear in the movie, Weishenme himself will be killed?

"Ah!!h

Seeing the sudden death of their companions, the members of the Delta Force, even more like the girls who saw the rats, instantly screamed, and hurriedly threw away the rags in their hands, wanting to pick up the weapons they threw on the ground again.

But it's too late.

Bang bang!

Four crisp gunshots rang out, and a blood hole appeared on their eyebrows one by one, and they boarded the train to heaven one by one, only this time Qin Tian did not go to loot his loot, but turned around and went to the place of another group of Delta Force members. (To be continued......)

PS: It's half past ten now.,I'm going home at eight o'clock in the evening.,Upload it quickly after it's over.,I'm going to apologize to everyone here.,I'm going to lose my words.,Because tomorrow I'm going to take the test of subject three.,My driving school at home is a little far.,It's going to set off at half past seven in the morning.,So I have to go to bed early tonight.,Which one may not be able to code out.,Okay, and said that no matter how late it is, it will complete today's word count.,But now it seems,My promise can't be completed.,Here to everyone daoqian。

I understand the rules of missing one and making up for two, and if I am missing 3000+ today, I will make up for 6000+ for you in the future.

In addition, the one at six o'clock tomorrow morning can also be uploaded in the afternoon or evening.,Subject 3 in the morning.,Afternoon or whether it's over, but you should be able to come back.,Everything is a driver's license.,I can't afford to hurt it.。