Chapter 16: The Prince's Crucifixion is muddy
People's hearts are unpredictable, as long as there is a big enough temptation, even if it is a mountain of swords and a sea of fire, it is not undaring. Pen %fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info just talk about these four beggars, Laizi, Mazi, Lao Wang, Lao Zhang, and bring a little tiger, a few people gathered in a small alley to discuss.
Laizi is the head, the most powerful, looks like a dog, a garlic nose, small eyes, a face full of pimples, disgusting when he looks at it, and a smile shows a mouthful of yellow, black, yellow and black teeth. He said: "The two little kids in the house are not simple, one is a thief, the other is a thief!" It's not easy to deal with, but if you report to the government, the reward will definitely be a lot less, which is not cost-effective. ”
After hearing this, Lao Wang nodded: "Also, do you want to ask a few brothers for help?" The Yellow Wind Village outside the town...? ”
"Silly you? Their group of guys is even more difficult to deal with than the government, and a black eater won't make you smack. Lai Zi glared at him, obviously despising Lao Wang's IQ, so he set his eyes on Mazi, who had the highest IQ among them. Mazi knew what he meant, holding his chin with one hand and clasping his feet with the other, he thought about it left and right, but he didn't come up with a result for a long time.
Lao Zhang, who was a little grumpy, stood up and scolded: "It's okay, don't think about it, it's not a way to sit and wait, let's go see the situation first, and then take a look, it's really not okay to buy some drunken arhats from Songji."
Lao Zhang's 'drunken Arhat' is a kind of green forest black dialect, representing the word Meng's sweat medicine. A few people also nodded when they heard this, the three stinkers got together, and they were still stinkers, not to mention that they were five stinky beggars, and they couldn't think of any tricks, so they paid attention to a few people and went back to take a look.
There are two flowers, one on each branch. Yu Nian and the night cat talking, polite and polite, names also introduced to each other, and then I was about to talk about the night cat, is it going to send him back or take it to receive the reward? If you send it back, it means that you have to face the pursuit of the Wuji Gate and the many checkpoints of the Yan Country, and taking it to receive the reward is obviously the least dangerous.
However, Yu Nian does not seem to be short of that money, as the saying goes, the greater the risk, the more you will get in the end. He wanted to bring the night cat back to the Night Dynasty and take the opportunity to extort a sum of money from the Night Dynasty's Emperor Night Scene. It's beautiful to think about, but if outsiders know, they will laugh out loud, and a child of 18 or 9 years old actually wants to blackmail the emperor, which is really the most funny thing in the world.
Just as he was talking, Yu Nian suddenly asked Wen Minna: "Hey, will killing four pieces of garbage cause old injuries?"
When fighting with Wujimen, Wen Min suffered a serious internal injury, and he is currently recuperating, and he looks fine on the outside, but once he uses force, it may cause blood and qi to flow backwards, although he doesn't know why Yu Nian suddenly asked, but Wen Min still answered truthfully: "Yes."
Yu Nian nodded, then grabbed a rag on the ground and shoved it into the night cat's mouth, and then grabbed the night cat and pulled the rope next to him and tied it up. The night cat's first reaction was to be stunned again, what's wrong with the people now? Playing with bondage at every turn? I don't know what to do at all.
However, Wen Min didn't react, and Yu Nian's style was basically said after he did it, and he usually thought about it a long time ago, but he was just waiting to see when he would start doing it. Wen Min is used to it, so he doesn't react much to Yu Nian's sudden restraint on the night cat, and generally this guy has his own reasons for doing things.
Yu Nian estimated the time and said to Wen Min: "Well, in about an hour, you will take him to the Purple Bamboo Forest when you hear my code, where will I meet."
To be honest, Yu Nian really wanted him to take it to the alleys in the town, because the purple bamboo forest might not be safe anymore, but Wen Min, this guy, only knew the road of the purple bamboo forest, so he could only secretly distress. And the night cat is completely out of a state of confusion, and he doesn't even know which play this is, like kidnapping, not like...
At this time, the footsteps sounded, and the five beggars came back, sneakily probing their brains here, and did not look back for more than a year, so they tied up the night cat and said, "You have come back just in time, I have caught a bounty here, I believe you probably already know who he is."
A few people stood still, hey, no, this kid seems to have been at home all the time, how did he know about it? I was a little puzzled, and I didn't know what to say for a while. At this time, Yu Nian finally tied up the night cat, wiped his sweat and turned his head and said: "Well, that's the case, I heard before, if you send it directly to the government to receive the reward money, then the reward will be secretly deducted by them, but I heard that the reward sent to Wucheng is twice as much!" So I need a couple of helpers, and if I can, we'll split fifty-fifty. ”
Yu Nian said it directly, as if he had discussed it with these beggars before, this kind of inexplicable dialogue always made several beggars feel a strange sense of disobedience, but it was also trouble-free, this guy was asking for his own cooperation, or five or five, it was big, not to mention that it was sent to Wucheng, and they did it when they were sent to the Western Regions, and nodded vigorously.
Seeing these beggars nodding, Yu Nian naturally took out a silver ingot and shouted at Huzi: "Nacheng, Huzi come here, let's go buy some dog meat and come back to celebrate." Laizi, a few of you and Wen Min are here to watch. ”。
Huzi answered and followed, Yu Nian walked out with Huzi in such a normal way, these beggars have no culture, how can they not see the clues, and they can't think of so much, in short, they are just happy next to him, and they don't worry about anything, after all, Wen Min's kid is also here, and he is accompanied by Huzi when he goes out, and there will be no moths.
Wen Min held a knife in the corner and closed his eyes to recuperate, while the four of Lai Zi looked around the night cat who was tied into zongzi by Yu Nian and looked pitiful.
Lai Zi pulled the night cat's face with his withered yellow and blackened hands and said to the people next to him: "Hey, look, the prince is the prince, and he looks really fucking white and tender."
Lao Wang nodded, pulled a handful of night cat's hair, and pulled the night cat's tears out, Lao Wang said: "Tsk, isn't it, she looks like a little girl, it's so fucking good-looking."
As the beggar with the highest IQ here, Mazi hurriedly stopped them: "Go, go, don't do this prince like this, don't forget, he is the queen's godson, when the time comes, send him back to complain, you all have to die!" Your Royal Highness the Prince, we are such coarse people and ignorant people, you are tired. ”。
When several people heard this, they quickly knelt down and apologized, for fear that they would be like what Mazi said. And at this time, the night cat was broken in his heart, and he found that he didn't understand the world more and more, who is this? First of all, a madman about his own age, full of bad taste, and completely incomprehensible to this guy, he sold himself without any warning.
And these beggars really stink, the night cat's tears came out, on the one hand, they cried out of grievances, and on the other hand, they were smoked out by these beggars. These beggars were startled when they saw that the prince was actually crying, Lai Zi hurriedly helped the night cat wipe his tears, the black hand wiped the night cat's face black, and comforted the night cat while wiping his tears: "Your Royal Highness the Prince, don't cry, don't cry, you are tired, tired..."
The night cat cried even louder, and as soon as the guy came over and opened his mouth, he realized that he not only had a stinking body, but also bad breath... Time... I was stunned by the stench.
Now the beggars are panicking, Emma! How did you faint? A few beggars were tinkering on the sidelines, trying to wake up the night cat, and Mazi said: "Hey, don't move, I heard that the mouth is useful for mouth blowing, why don't you try it?"
Several people listened to it and thought it was very reasonable, so they took down the rags that had been stuffed in the night cat's mouth for more than a year, and were about to rescue the night cat, when the night cat woke up, looked at the four old beggars and looked at themselves, and cried and said, "...... Kill me... I can't stand it..."
The words were divided into two ends, Yu Nian took Huzi directly to the Huangfeng Slope outside the town, and asked Huzi on the way: "Do you know how to speak black words?" Do you understand? ”
Huzi shook his head: "No, if you can understand one or two words, it's a drunken arhat, Lao Rong or something... What's wrong, Brother Xiaoyu? ”
Yu Nian said as he walked: "Wait a minute, we have to go to the Yellow Wind Inn to buy dog meat, the dog meat there is good, but the place is not very peaceful, wait a minute, you won't speak black words and you will definitely be beaten to death, so don't talk to anyone who asks you, don't pay attention to it, I'm in charge of talking, understand?"
The Yellow Wind Inn Huzi has heard of it, a black shop, doing some unsavory business, but where the dog meat is really good, although I haven't eaten it, but I heard some people on the road say it's very good. If ordinary people go there, they will definitely be slaughtered, but if people on the road go, there is basically nothing to do. Although I don't know why Yu Nian went there to buy things, Huzi knows that Yu Nian has learned a lot in the past few years, so he will be fine.
In less than half an hour, when I arrived at the Yellow Wind Inn, the door was closed, Yu Nian walked to the door in two steps, kicked the door open, in fact, the door was not locked, it was just covering, the light inside was dim, it could be said to be a miasma, a group of biao-shaped men were originally drinking together, and suddenly Yu Nian kicked the door like this, and they all put their eyes on the door.
Huzi only felt that there were countless pairs of cannibalistic eyes on him, and he didn't dare to raise his head, where had he seen this meeting, and he was so frightened that he trembled. And Yu Nian didn't care about these eyes at all, not to mention these dozen pairs, he didn't even raise his eyelids when he was noticed by thousands of Royal Forest Soldiers a few days ago.
Yu Nian shouted at the store: "Shoulder to shoulder, but there are some tricks?" , as soon as he opened his mouth, a black sentence came to the effect: Friend, is there any sweat medicine? , Menghan medicine has many names, similar to handles, fans, drunken arhats, etc.
When the big man inside heard it, hey? Is it difficult or on the road? Just this little beggar who has not dried up? The shopkeeper is also a robber in the green forest, since people have spoken, they can't see him small and drive out, but first test him to be true or false, come out and ask: "Cub, which line to sit on?"
This was asking Yu Nian where he was mixed up, and Yu Nian glanced at him and said, "Ah Mo Shun Shui Man Old Rong Tou."
Yu Nian is saying that his master is the head of Liu Thief, Ah Mo is the master, Shun Shuiman is surnamed Liu, Lao Rong is a thief, which means a thief surnamed Liu in the town. The shopkeeper has heard of this person, and he is good friends with the head of Huangfengzhai, it turns out that this kid is the apprentice of Lao Liu, yes, he looks very clever, and he learns black words quite slippery.
So out of politeness, he asked, "What about the side?" , that is, who is the person next to him, and he asks where Huzi is.
Yu Nian waved his hand: "Da Ya'er." , Yu Nian said that he didn't know this kid and came with him.
The shopkeeper nodded: "Well, let's do it, come in with me."
The shopkeeper led Yu Nian into the back door of the house, and the tiger didn't know what they said before, what they said was in the fog, and then they left, and wanted to follow up for a while, but they were stopped by the shopkeeper while walking, and let him stay.
At this time, a big man next to him became interested, and heard the kid say that this guy came with him, and he was quite fat, so he deliberately asked: "Sprout!" Where is the line? ”
Huzi didn't know that the big man was asking him where he was messing around, and remembered what Yu Nian said, so he didn't answer him, didn't speak, and stood on a pillar next to him.
Dahan asked again: "Sprouts!" Hearing the words? Meaning, ask him if he doesn't understand?
Huzi didn't answer.
Dahan has it, well, this kid can't understand feelings, it's a little funny.