Chapter 3: He says she laughs and makes people laugh
Yu Nian was closing his eyes and recuperating, thinking about what to do with Lu Li tomorrow, when his ears moved slightly, and he learned that someone was coming, tsk, there are really people who are not afraid of death and run over to the same store as Yu Nian, maybe they want to kill Yu Nian? Oh, interesting. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
Lazily leaning on the table and facing the person not far away, he said in his heart: Well, those who are not afraid of death are women, Yu Nian squinted his eyes and looked at the woman. Raised eyebrows to look at the woman, this woman is gorgeously dressed but dignified, behaves like a girl from a big family, walked into Wang Po's shop, and observed this almost empty shop with some dislike, and then looked at Yu Nian with disgust, found a window seat and sat down and shouted hello directly to Wang Po, and then said to the air: "Treat the elderly, it's better to be respectful." After that, he ordered a few more of his favorite foods and waited next to the round table.
As the military advisor of Tsing Yi Wei, there is a lot of information in his hands, this woman is so familiar, if she guesses correctly, she must be the deputy owner of the Yuyan Building - Li Yi. Yu Yan Lou people are not good stubble, Yu Yan Lou landlord can endure it is also very tight, said that this is a place to have fun, it is better to say that it is a concentration of information in the rivers and lakes, the building is mostly beautiful for the girls, don't look at their slender body to judge them delicate, in fact, everyone is a master of the rivers and lakes, and the appearance of the boneless can just take the information out of the mouth of the guest, if you want to get information from it, the exchange must be something that is the weakness of the people. In a word, it's an intelligence bureau.
And now that the deputy landlord Li Yi is here, is it a big day today? After thinking about it for more than a long time, I remembered that today is the Lantern Festival in the Central Plains, no wonder there is a bustling noise on the street, and even the deputy owner of Yuyanlou has been dispatched.
There is an unwritten rule on this river and lake, in the Central Plains Lantern Festival, whether it is the hatred of killing the father, the revenge of destroying the door, no matter what grievances and hatreds he has, on this day, he must put aside all the grievances and live this festival well, if someone dares to make trouble on this day, it is not only against the entire Jianghu faction, but also against the imperial court, no one will be brain-dead to such a point.
However, for Li Yi's dispatch, Yu Nian is indeed a little surprised, people of her identity generally never move, and once she moves, there must be something big to do, but for the sake of today's Lantern Festival, I don't bother her, but it's not a problem to tease, right?
"Well, Mrs. Wang, do I have enough respect for you?"
A casual greeting, but in exchange for a disdainful response from the princess: "If you respect my mother-in-law, don't come to my mother-in-law's shop so early, you see that you scared everyone away, only this girl is left!"
Since the suicide threat, Wang Po has been diligent for more than a few years, and under the acquaintance, she is not afraid of him like everyone else, and even dares to pull his ear and scold Yu Nian for secretly adding chili oil to her condiment. Seeing that Wang Po didn't cooperate with her, Yu Nian actually replied to Li Yi shamelessly: "This girl, don't spew blood, don't throw shit on the ground, it means that I pulled it."
Yu Nian's words are not nutritious, and even extremely disgusting, and he likes to use bad words as metaphors, if this girl is not here, it is estimated that Wang Po will pull his ears again. However, Lu Li is obviously a little immune to these vulgar words of Yu Nian, after all, they have known each other for more than half a month, but seeing Yu Nian say these words to such a beautiful girl, even he feels a little embarrassed, so why is Yu Nian so shameless.
Li Yi picked up the silver in his hand, listened to the conversation between the man and the princess, and laughed out loud, thinking about Yu Nian's character, and said secretly: Sure enough, the folk rumors are not credible, and said loudly, "Childe is too much... Well... It's too much, it's indecent, since it's a person with a head and a face, you have to pay attention to the image, right?"
This woman smiled so well that Yu Nian had a feeling of killing her whole family and then seeing her cry, but killing her whole family would be scolded by the commander and not good for Tsing Yi Wei, and this would also trigger a full-scale war between Tsing Yi Wei and Yu Yanlou, and if it was serious, it would make the whole river and lake chaotic.
Sure enough, these things can only be thought about, but this person actually advised Yu Nian to pay attention to elegance when speaking, and people with heads and faces should maintain their image, Yu Nian felt that it didn't matter, after all, many people wanted to be headless and be skinned and cramped, and it was best to roll over the oil pot. Opening his eyes and talking nonsense is Yu Yi's ability for many years, as soon as Li Yi's words came out, Yu Nian immediately picked up the conversation and said:
"Well, the girl is right, in fact, I am also very careful, you see the clothes on my body yesterday, because of the killing of someone who provoked the people next to me to be scared out of a lot of, splashed on my clothes I still pay attention to change into a set of clean clothes before going out, naturally I am very concerned about my own image."
Yu Nian tilted his head, dodged the garlic that Wang Po couldn't bear to throw over, and continued: "Under the old Wang Ba Wenmin, dare to ask the girl what her name is, what she likes, and whether she has a spouse?" Parents at home are fine, what kind of sect, what background, do you like to eat chili oil? ”
Wang Po actually directly ignored the first come, first served, and actually served Li Yi first, which made Yu Nian a little disliked, and Li Yi ate the food he ordered and didn't care about what he said, for him to call himself Lao Wang Ba Wenmin, this is the same as what the information says, Yu Nian seems to be a little inconsistent with the commander of Tsing Yiwei.
The kind of situation he said was not uncommon, and he said silently, "It's Li Yi's mouth, don't mind, don't mind."
After that, I listened to what he asked: "Didn't the prince ask knowingly, my name is Li Yi, I have no father and no mother, I am the person of this Yuyanlou, and the rest should not be said more."
After a pause, he added, "I still prefer to be jealous rather than chili oil."
Not long after, Wang Po also brought two bowls of steaming broken noodles, one night it was like an ordinary human purgatory, almost as terrible as two layers of chili oil on top, and there was actually an additional layer of fried chili seeds, and the other bowl was bland, and there was no change from ordinary broken noodles.
However, this chili purgatory was not eaten by himself for more than a few years, but was used to look at it, and he didn't eat it, but now that Lu Li was next to him, he let him eat it, so he moved the bowl to Lu Li and said with a straight face: "Yuan Fang, this is the Central Plains special spicy broken noodle soup, specially ordered for you, come, taste it."
Then without waiting for Lu Li to react, he only moved the plain bowl next to him, and groped for something in his cuffs.
Hearing that Li Yi said that he was jealous, he thought of something for more than a year, so he began to grope for the cuffs, took out a few packets of small salt and a few bottles of small chili oil from the left cuff, threw them on the table and shook his head, and then took out a few bottles of old vinegar from the right cuff.
Lu Li was stunned when he watched it from the side, this thing really carried everything on his body.
After taking out three or four small bottles of aged vinegar, he walked up to Li Yi and sat down unceremoniously, and said with a sigh of anger: "Oh, it turns out that you like to be jealous, it just so happened that when I went to play in the prison yesterday, I asked them for a few bottles of unopened old vinegar used to interrogate prisoners!"
Yu Nian pointed to the bottle he was holding in his left hand and said: "Just this bottle, I tried it, and splashed a little on that ****** Gu Zhutou, tsk, his skin was instantly ripe, like burnt, and the taste was old and domineering!" Would you like to try it? ”
Li Yi saw the man's face, sneered and said, "I didn't expect Yu Gongzi to have such a heavy taste, but it's better to eat less, otherwise, it's easy... It hurts the body, and if you don't pay attention to it when you're young, you can't get old."
After that, I didn't expect this person to run over so cheekily, look at the ones he took out, ask for them and check them in his hand, after listening to what Yu Nian said, the corners of his eyes couldn't help twitching, and he looked up at him and said coldly, "Don't eat, the slave family still wants to live a little longer, besides, it's too ugly to die like that."
When Yu Nian was talking nonsense on Li Yi's side, another person walked into the narrow store, and she was still a woman, heroic, she was really a heroine among women, and she was also very handsome, but when she came in with a red tassel gun, to be honest, no one would have the intention of teasing her anymore.
The girl walked into the store and said hello to Granny Wang, but looked around and found that there was almost no one in the store today, and wondered, "Mother-in-law, what's wrong with you today, and there is no one missing?" ”
Granny Wang motioned for herself to look over there, turned her head and saw Yu Nian and a girl sitting there, and couldn't help but feel a little funny after understanding, Yu Nian sat there and asked for someone to come again, that girl was courageous. He actually dared to sit with Yu Junshi.
restrained his smile, walked straight to the table, and said to Yu Nian and the two: "It's a coincidence today, I don't want Yu Junshi to be there." After a slight salute, he sat down unceremoniously.
Yu Nian shook his head, ignoring the visitor, just a little puzzled and depressed, muttering: "Go back and let Lu Li try, en."
Then he looked up at Li Yi and thought about it. said: "Anyway, there are a lot of big people who come out to hang out today, why don't you see the girl bring a friend out or something."
I thought that Yu Nian would be normal, but who would have thought that his next sentence would be: "It's good to have a companion for like this, isn't it."
didn't care about it at all, this is a snack bar, so that Lu Li directly squirted out the broken noodles in his mouth, and was choked by the super spicy chili oil, and his old face turned red, Wang Po really couldn't bear it, so she directly picked up a shovel to beat people, and ran away for the rest of the year, circled around the table and threatened Wang Po: "If you dare to beat me!" I won't give money! ”
Wang Po was furious: "When did you kid personally give money!" What time didn't your men come and give it! Don't run! ”
Although Li Yi was also choked, she still tried her best to endure the indecent behavior, and replied seriously and politely when she heard his question: "Li Yi doesn't have any friends, so why do you want to take your friends to play?" At this time, I saw another girl, bowed her head in return, and concentrated on eating on the table, and suddenly felt that something was wrong, thinking about it, and said in my heart: There is another Tsing Yi guard, this is troublesome, so I got up and said: "The two are busy, Li Yi will go first"
After saying that, he left the store and prepared to go back to the building, and then Wang Po finally couldn't stand it, and the two chased around the store, and before leaving, they turned around and persuaded: "Grandma, you run slower and be careful of falling."
At this time, Yu Nian caught a glimpse of the person who turned out to be his Tsing Yi Wei coming, Yu Nian suddenly stopped, calmly pointed at Wang Po and said, "Hmph! My hands are down! You chase it again! Lady Wang! Ahh ”
It took half a day to get up from the ground, although the princess was old, she was never ambiguous when she got up, and when she got up again for more than a year, she saw that the girl had left.
Yu Nian didn't care about the girl, just go, pour her a few bottles of old vinegar the next time we meet, get up and pat the dust as if nothing happened, and say to Qiao Mu: "Oh, old Joe, what a coincidence!" What's the matter, let's have two drinks and see who falls into the dung pit tonight and gets? ”
In the past few years, it can be said that he has opened his eyes and said nonsense, calling a girl a man to others, and every sentence seems to be inseparable from his unnutritious stalk. This Lu Li is called a miserable life, originally Wang Po kindly brought water to rinse his mouth, but Yu Nian suddenly said another sentence, spraying Wang Po's face, and he had to pull his face and apologize.