"No, my mother and your mother may be sisters, then we are cousins and cousins!" Yu Wenyun smiled lewdly, he tried his best to get close to Zhu Manyue. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Perhaps out of the feeling that he and Li Ezi are both fallen people at the end of the world (although there is a difference between "queen" and "palace maid"), Zhu Manyue, who is kind and pure-hearted, replied casually: "Even if it is." ”

Within a few days, Yu Wenyun got inch by inch, removed the word "table" from "cousin", and simply called Zhu Manyue "sister"!

Zhu Manyue, who didn't think much about it, also called with him.

A few days later, people kicked their noses and faces, and he Yu Wenyun kicked his knees and turned to Zhu Manyue: "Sister, I want to hug!" I want to hug it! ”

"You're so big, you've become a prince, and you still need someone to hug you? Not afraid of jokes? Zhu Manyue was reluctant to lean over.

"What if it's the prince? Can't hug it? Even if the adult is the emperor, the gate is not out, the small door is not stepping, and it is carried by eight sedan chairs! ”

"Don't talk nonsense, I don't hug it anyway!"

"You don't hold it, do you?" Yu Wenyun turned around and took out a leather whip from the canopy, and shook it threateningly at Zhu Manyue!

"As the crown prince, how do you play with the leather sheath?"

(This leather whip was specially used by Yuwenyun's father, Emperor Wu Yuwen Yong, to whip him when he was disobedient, and Emperor Wu had to bring it with him, and he was embarrassed to take it, so he put it here and told Yuwen Yun not to move!) ）

"The prince can't play with the leather sheath, right? The emperor also often used a murder knife! ”

"Don't talk nonsense."

"Do you hug it or not?!"

Zhu Manyue was thinking about whether to hug him, but Nazhi was whipped firmly, and his body was hot and painful!

What's the solution? He is the prince under one man and above ten thousand! She is a palace maid under ten thousand people! Zhu Manyue had to quickly pick him up.

"It's pretty much the same, that's a good sister!" Yu Wenyun threw away the leather whip, smacked and kissed Zhu Manyue's red lips, and a pair of salty pig hands touched Zhu Manyue's body! also reached into Zhu Manyue's collar and made a "zero distance" touch!

"Be honest with your hands." Zhu Manyue was itchy and uncomfortable.

"Oh, I'm not honest with these hands? Then pick up the whip and be honest? ”

Zhu Manyue looked at the leather whip on the ground, and had no choice but to let his groping pig hand mess around in his chest.

Since then, Yu Wenyun has become Zhu Manyue's "coat": often sticking to her!

One day, Zhu Manyue came to wash Yuwen Yun's clothes as usual.

Zhu Manyue took off his pants for him and held them in his hand, which was wet and scorching!

Zhu Manyue took out clean new pants and prepared to put them on for him, Yu Wenyun snatched the new pants and threw them on the ground: "I don't wear them, it's so cool and comfortable!" It's uncomfortable to wear those wet pants! ”

She knew that this little gangster was a brutal and willful guy, so she had no choice but to follow him, pick up the new pants on the ground, flick the dust, and put them aside: "Okay, good, good, wait for the next change." ”

Then, she picked up the pair of Yuwenyun's wetting pants and prepared to wash them, because it was always like this, Zhu Manyue was a little annoyed: "It's not been two hours, why are you peeing again?" ”

Yu Wenyun blinked a pair of mouse eyes: he tasted the sweetness of the salty pig's hand, and he wanted to be sweeter!

So, he asked rhetorically: "I rely on urine, don't you rely on urine?" ”

"My mom told me that I didn't wet the bed since I was two years old."

"That's what your mother said, I don't believe it, I didn't see it!"

"Hah, can you see it?" Zhu Manyue couldn't help but sneer, "I'm two years old, two years old, and a few more two-year-olds, and you haven't been born yet!" ”

"Then I can always see it now!"

"Why?" Zhu Manyue became alert

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