In January 2012, an unknown ghost place. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ。。。

"Lao Li, our brother understands your feelings, doesn't he? Isn't it just dumped, as for it? Men, if you don't get dumped, you don't know what handsome is, and you want to open a little! ”

"That's it, you look at our boss Zhang first, and then look at the few bosses who went bankrupt and jumped off the building directly, and those who failed to fall in love jumped off the building immediately, it's useless! We, Boss Zhang, talked about 52 of them, but they didn't succeed, and people still fought and lost again and again, this is a good example of our Chinese people's learning mentality! “

"Xiao Liu, you expose my old bottom, well, come to Wang Chao's house tonight, and the jumping rice noodles are prepared for you."

"Ahh

A group of people surrounded a teenager about thirteen or fourteen years old, "Lao Li", and walked out of an entertainment venue called "Rumeng Bar".

Lao Li looked drunk, and he didn't know if he heard what the people around him said.

"The tornado is coming, run!"

"What are you running? Go inside, the tornado doesn't look that big! “

There is a saying, oh, husband and wife are birds of the same forest, and they fly separately when disaster comes. Now, just now, a group of gangsters were walking on the street, and in the blink of an eye, there was no one left, no, ignoring Lao Li on the ground. Although they are not husband and wife, but, you just called you brothers, so why don't you take them a little bit? Feed!

Strange to say, the tornado blowing "huhuhu" swept Lao Li lying on the ground on the street unimpeded, and "huhuhu" swept away.

Love comes too fast, like a tornado, and love goes too fast like a tornado.

The tornado kidnapped Lao Li and brought him to a small cemetery in front of a certain high mountain.

The tornado is not human, and it made Lao Li bruised all over his body. Fortunately, Lao Li drank too much wine, was unconscious, and didn't seem to feel anything.

Lao Li suddenly woke up: "Ah! Who takes me ... Yes! Before he finished speaking, he fainted again.

At this time, not far from Lao Li lying down, there was a flash of blue light, and three old men from head to toe appeared: white hair, white eyebrows, white beard, white robe, and white shoes. The three of them seemed to have come out of the photography group, dressed in ancient costumes, and their beards had grown to the ground.

"Yuan Shi, just say don't use spells, you don't listen, now the task given to us by the Jade Emperor is almost ruined by you!" One of them said.

"Lingbao, you don't have a backache when you stand and talk, if it weren't for me using a tornado, he would have died of alcohol poisoning now!" Another said.

"Alas, alas, you guys don't quarrel and do the right thing." The last one said.

"Okay, Lear, you go and revive him!" The two old men said in unison in a rare way.

Li Er is depressed, didn't he disagree just now? Fart! Why don't you disagree when you say something like this? Go! But Li Er still went hard, who called him a good old man comparable to Uncle Lei Feng?

Li Er is also a cow, and he seems to be walking slowly, but he only took one step and came to Lao Li's side. His hand touched Lao Li's pulse, and said with a wry smile: "There is no pulse." ”

"Don't you have a golden pill, give him one, don't you." Yuan Shi Dao.

"Oh!" Li Er looked like he had just woken up from a dream, took out a golden pill, and said, "As soon as the golden pill appears, the medicine will be eliminated." Lingbao was startled: "Death, you... "Oh, it's the medicine that cures the disease."

Li Er put Jin Dan into Lao Li's mouth, and Lao Li slowly opened his eyes.

"Ahh Li Er and Lao Li looked at each other, still lying on their stomachs, feeling a little...

"Shhh This was Li Er's scream, and he was punched in the face by Lao Li.

"What are you doing, robbing, I don't have any money, no, you want to rob sex, alas, it's also troublesome to be handsome!" Lingbao couldn't help but laugh. Yuan Shi held back a smile, but he couldn't help it, and his face turned red, like he couldn't pull out.

Li Er was calm and said: "Li Zihao, I am Taishang Laojun, that is Lingbao Tianzun, and that second goods is Yuan Shi Tianzun, the Jade Emperor sent us to let you save the world." “

Li Zihao laughed: "Just you, Taishang Laojun? Why don't you hold your monkey's head? You are the Taishang Laojun, so am I not the Jade Emperor? ”

At this time, there was a loud "boom" in the sky.

Li Zihao was stunned for a moment, but still believed in our Communist Party, and continued: "Just him, Yuan Shi Tianzun? The Yuan Shi Tianzun in our book is not like you. ”

Yuan Shi Tianzun was expressionless: "Then what is the Yuan Shi Tianzun on your book?" ”

Li Zihao has recently become obsessed with "Fengshen List", and he really took out "Romance of the Fengshen" from his schoolbag, and opened the image of Yuan Shi Tianzun, "Oh, this is it." “

Yuan Shi Tianzun was furious: "Nonsense, this seat is not so fat, we immortal cultivators are all immortal wind bones, how can we be so fat!" ”

Li Zihao: "But the problem is that you, the hypocritical Yuan Shi Tianzun, are not like him, how amiable you are!" “

Yuan Shi Tianzun said slightly angrily: "Who painted my image? ”

Li Zihao: "How do I know, well, it should be sent by our school." “

Yuan Shi Tianzun gritted his teeth and said, "Okay! “

Li Zihao looked puzzled, but it was not easy to ask, so he just did it.

Li Zihao also wanted to make things difficult for Yuan Shi Tianzun, so he asked: "Well, you said that you are Yuan Shi Tianzun, then can you name your twenty-four disciples?" “

Yuan Shi Tianzun said: "That's not simple. Jiang Shang, a native of Cihangdao............"

Li Zihao looked at "Fengshen List" intently, for fear of missing one. "One more! I'll just say you're not the Origin Heavenly Venerable! Hahaha! “

Yuan Shi Tianzun couldn't remember it for a while, so he shouted at the sky: "Who else? “

Li Zihao thought he had encountered a nervous disorder.

"And me, Hiroshiko, stupid!"

Li Zihao was very surprised by the voice in the sky, but Yuan Shi Tianzun scolded: "Guangchengzi, how can I educate you, dare to scold the master, are you tired of living?" But there was no reaction from heaven.

Li Zihao suddenly saw an old lady holding a chrysanthemum and kowtowing in front of a grave. He immediately rushed over and asked "amiably", "Grandma, did you hear any sound coming from the sky?" ”

"Nope."

"Did you see three old men?" Li Zihao pointed to Taishang Laojun and asked them.

"Nope. You baby, you don't study hard, what are you doing in the mountains, no, look at your appearance, you must be a hooligan, you want to rob money, I don't have any money today. Robbery, quite possibly. Someone, help, someone is robbing! ”

Li Zihao scolded secretly, and then said, "Grandma, I'll send you back today, right?" ”

"You? Sure, on this mountain, unless you have a plane, how can you go, see that you are also a poor egg, there will definitely be no plane, alas. ”

Li Zihao is depressed, hey, hey, why did I provoke you, even if I provoke you, I can't scold people, right, just scolding people, okay, your old man has some morality!

Thinking of this, Li Zihao flew into a Hong Kong foot. "Ahh I saw that the old woman flew like a meteorite, which was the effect of Taishang Laojun's golden pill.

"Can you come with us now?" Yuan Shi Tianzun and others didn't know when they came to Li Zihao's side.

"Hmm." Li Zihao fully believed in the power of Yuan Shi Tianzun, so he wanted to worship them as teachers.

"Jingling" Li Zihao's mobile phone rang, he thought it was the group of ** silk in their class who swiped the screen in the group again, opened it and looked at it, startled him, eye-catching title: All nearly 30 kindergartens, primary schools, middle schools, and universities were struck by lightning for no reason, and the police are investigating the reason.

Li Zihao glanced at Yuan Shi Tianzun beside him, and felt that it was very likely that this thing did it, so don't mess with him!

"Let's go." Lingbao Tianzun said.

So, the crowd walked towards the mountain。。。。。。。。。。。