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Little Bone: Shi Hu, kill my sister, I found a problem!

Shi Hu: Xiao Gu, let's talk about it after you think about it!

Kill my sister: Don't be small, don't listen to the stinky old white, you say it quickly, my sister wants to listen

Little Bone: Sister, I'll talk about that. Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info cough cough, you and Shi Hu are a good match (cover your face)

Shi Hu (what a small bone, I actually said that your master is a match for that demon, it seems that I have to teach her well)

Kill Sister (angry): Then you don't say, where are we worthy!

Little Bone: One of you is the first beautiful man in the Six Realms, and the other is the first beautiful woman in the Six Realms, aren't you worthy?

Sister Kill: I feel comfortable listening to what you say!

Shi Hu (...... ): Xiao Gu, that killing Qianmo is a man!

Sister Kill: Yes, little bit, I'm a man, how can I match your master

Little Bones: But ...... But Shi Hu is also a man!

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One day the little bones were in the exam, and after the exam papers were handed in, Shi Hu felt very strange after seeing it.

Shi Hu: Xiao Gu, how do you write "right" on the paper?

Little Bone: Is Shi Hu stupid, Shi Hu, didn't you read what was written on the paper?

Shi Hu (black line): ......

Little Bone: Shihu, look! There is a "wrong" answer written on the paper, and points will be deducted!

Shi Hu (helpless): I think my junior brother is right, you better go take medicine......

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Ruzun: Senior brother, what if I push Wu Qingluo into the river?

Shi Hu: Huoxi won't let you go.

Ruzun: Senior brother, what if I push Tangbao into the river?

Shi Hu: Eleven won't let you go.

Ruzun: Senior brother, what if I push light water into the river?

Shi Hu: That emperor won't let you go.

Ruzun: Senior brother, what if I push Youruo into the river?

Shi Hu: You won't.

Ruzun: What if I push Xiaohuahua into the river?

Shi Hu: Cut off the meridians, you!

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Little Bone (sad): From now on, you and I will be cut off from grace and apprenticeship

Shi Hu (serious): From now on, you are no longer my Baizi painting's apprentice, and I am no longer your master!

Crowd (Khan)

Dongfang: Bone, your master doesn't want you anymore, come home with me

Kill my sister: You are a dead old man, you dare not be small. Don't be small, don't be afraid, go with your sister

Sugar Baby: Bone mother, go with Daddy, go with Daddy!

Youruo: Master, what if you don't respect me?

……………

After a while

Shi Hu: Small bones

Little Bone: What's the matter, Xianggong?

Shi Hu: Lady!

Little Bones: Xianggong!

Everyone: You two are enough, haven't you heard that Xiu'en loves to die quickly?

Master: The deity is immortal

Little Bone: I'm a god~

The crowd (speechless) o__o "...

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Little Bone (curious): Shihu, I've been here for so long, Zifu Shangxian, Tanfan Shangxian, Innocent Shangxian, I've seen the four great immortals, but I haven't seen Donghua Shangxian?

Shi Hu: Donghua went to find Feng Jiu!

Little Bone: Then why did Donghua Shangxian appear in the Immortal Pavilion again?

Shi Hu: That's because Donghua couldn't find Feng Jiu to ask Dongfang Yuqing!

Bones (silent)

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Little Bone: Alas, since the sowing of the flower thousand bones, the insect is no longer called a bug, it is called a sugar baby.

Shi Hu: Fortune tellers are not called fortune tellers, they are called immortal kings.

Ruzun: Neurosis is not called neurosis, it is called obsession.

Killing my sister: Falling in love is not called falling in love, it is called life and death.

Ni Mantian: From now on, there is a legitimate reason for losing your temper, not to have a bad temper, but to be unable to control the power of the wilderness in your body!

Little bones, Shi Hu, kill my sister, Ni Mantian: Alas:-(

——————————Lalala~ dividing line ———————— Shihu: Haha, I know the QQ password to kill Qianmo.

Little Bone: What is it?

Shi Hu: I am the most beautiful + small

Kill Sister: I hate you Bai Zihua is not a little bit, do you know that you are the master's password?

Little Bone: It seems that I know the QQ password + your password to kill Qianmo.

Shi Hu: You are very smart, but you are wrong to be smart, how can you tell my password to kill Qianmo and punish you for not eating today.

Small bones: woowoo......

Kill sister: Don't be small, my sister will take you to a big dinner today.

Shi Hu: Slow, come back, and take you to a big dinner today.

Little Bone: Long live Master!