Chapter 779: One Man Overturned Three People
Lei Blade burped, looked at the third cousin with drunken eyes, and smirked: "Third cousin, do you want to drink with me?" ”
"Why, you don't dare?" The third cousin asked defiantly.
"Dare, how dare not! The third cousin wants to drink with me, even if he is drunk to death, he must sacrifice his life to accompany the gentleman. Thunderblade said with a smile.
The third cousin snorted coldly and said impatiently: "Don't talk nonsense, let's go!" ”
Thunder Blade and his third cousin each carried a wine jar, raised their heads and poured it into their mouths.
The spicy liquor does not make any stay in the mouth, it pours directly down the throat and flows into the stomach, and the burning feeling is like a flame in the stomach, spicy and hot, so uncomfortable.
But a tree lives a skin, and a man lives a breath!
The third cousin felt that his stomach was turning upside down, but he forcibly refused to let himself vomit, in order to drink the thunder blade and lie down.
However, the Thunder Blade, who was about to pour just now, was getting more and more energetic at this time, and felt that the wine jar he was holding was not filled with wine, but with sobering medicine.
"Vomit ......" The third cousin finally couldn't help but spit out the wine in his mouth along with the contents of his stomach.
"Third child, you're fine, are you?" The eldest cousin hurriedly stepped forward to support the third cousin and pressed him on the chair.
After the third cousin vomited, he fell into a deep sleep, and he couldn't hear the eldest cousin's question at all.
The eldest cousin let the third cousin lie on the table to rest, and he picked up a broom to clean up the dirt, and then came back and wanted to persuade everyone not to drink, but he didn't expect the second cousin to drink with Thunder Blade.
"Smack!" Thunderblade slammed the jar on the table, then wiped the corners of his mouth.
The second cousin suddenly said happily: "Can't drink it?" It doesn't matter, as long as you throw in the towel, we won't force you to keep drinking. ”
Lei Blade smiled slightly, shook his head and said, "Second ...... Second cousin, you ...... You're mistaken, I don't ...... It's not drinking...... Can't drink...... Yes, yes...... Is this jar not ...... Out of alcohol. ”
"Out of alcohol?" The eldest cousin was shocked when he heard Thunder Blade's words.
You must know that this wine jar contains more than two catties of wine!
Seeing the two of them staring at him with big eyes, Thunder Blade couldn't help but pick up the wine jar, then reversed the direction, put the mouth of the bottle to the ground, and shook vigorously, and water droplets dripped down from the wine jar from time to time.
The eldest cousin couldn't believe it even if he didn't believe it at this time, and he couldn't help but widen his eyes and look at the thunder blade incredulously, as if he had seen an alien.
The second cousin's face turned pale, and then he did the same thing as the third cousin with a "vomit", and vomited all the wine and drinks in his stomach.
That's not all, the eldest cousin, the third uncle, and Shen Wenhua smelled the unpleasant smell, and they didn't hold back for a while, and then vomited, the whole scene was simply messy, and the stench suddenly came to the face, as if stepping into a garbage dump.
Lei Blade could ignore the others, but Shen Wenhua couldn't ignore it, he had to endure the unpleasant smell, walked to Shen Wenhua's side, beat his back, and then held up a bowl of vegetable soup for him to rinse his mouth, Shen Wenhua's face gradually returned to normal.
"Dad, you're fine, are you?" Thunderblade asked.
Unexpectedly, Shen Wenhua raised his head, and the first thing he asked was: "Xiao Lei, you weren't poured down by them, right?" ”
Thunder Blade suddenly couldn't laugh or cry, hesitated for a moment, nodded and said, "Dad, I overthrew them." ”
"Okay, good ......" Shen Wenhua ignored his embarrassed appearance, immediately clapped his hands and shouted, and finally excitedly called out the revolutionary song.
Lei Blade really had no choice but to help Shen Wenhua out.
The table outside had just finished eating, and when he saw Lei Jian helping Shen Wenhua out, he immediately turned his gaze.
Su Mu got up from the chair, walked to Lei Blade's side and asked, "Xiao Lei, your dad is fine, right?" ”
"Drink a little too much, but it shouldn't be a big deal to take a break." Lei Jian saw that Su Mu's expression was not good, and he didn't dare to say much.
"Humph! This third child joined his son to pour our Wenhua's wine, and I will settle accounts with her! Su Mu raised her eyebrows, and as she spoke, she was about to rush in to find Shen Lao Sanxing to ask for the guilt.
Lei Jian hurriedly grabbed Su Mu, rubbed his nose and smiled bitterly: "Mom, don't go!" ”
"Why am I not going? He bullied Lao Shen like this every time, like words? "Mother Su is angry, she has to settle accounts with Shen Laosan, and she doesn't even care about the drunk Shen Wenhua.
However, at this moment, a scream came from inside the hall.
Su Mu hurriedly followed, only to see that the house was in a mess, Shen Laosan, father and son all drank and fell on the table, and the ground was the filth they vomited, seeing that Su Mu frowned, and quickly turned her face away.
"Xiao Lei, what's going on with them?" Su Mu asked curiously.
Lei Jian glanced at Su Mu embarrassedly, and said lightly: "The third uncle asked the three cousins to drink with me, but they drank too much. As for Dad and Third Uncle, they are completely drinking by themselves, and they have to fight to the death! ”
"......" Su Mu looked at the three unconscious, and then looked back at the thunder blade who could still stand and talk, and was really speechless in her heart, how much wine did Xiao Lei have to drink to overwhelm the three of them at once?
"Xiao Lei, you drank a lot just now?" Su Mu asked at Lei Jian while supporting Shen Wenhua.
Thunder Blade smiled stupidly: "I didn't count, but the three cousins should all have a pound of alcohol, and if you want to drink them down, you must have to have at least three catties, right?" ”
"Three pounds? Are you a wine jar? Su Biyu couldn't help but scream when she heard it.
Thunder Blade smiled innocently, not daring to talk.
As soon as she heard that Lei Blade drank three catties, Su Mu was also startled, and hurriedly said to Thunder Blade: "Xiao Lei, it's enough for your father to have me and Xiaoyu take care of you, you have drunk so much wine, hurry up and follow Biluo to rest!" By the way, Shen Ning, you can help your sister help your brother-in-law, don't let him fall. ”
"Mom, I'm fine!" Although Lei Jian said this, after drinking so much wine, his head was still dizzy, and when he saw that Shen Wenhua was taken care of, he did not shirk, and was supported by Su Biluo and Shen Ning, and walked towards the guest room.
However, as soon as Lei Blade walked to the door, before he stepped out of the door, Shen Wenhua, who was lying down, immediately sat up from the bed and shouted at Thunder Blade with a grin: "Little Lei! ”
Lei Jian hurriedly stopped, scratching his head and looking at Shen Wenhua.
Shen Wenhua smiled hesitantly: "Xiao Lei, you drank all the three sons of the third child, now see what he dares to say in the future!" ”
"Dad, in fact, the third uncle ......" Lei Jian was about to explain, but when he saw Shen Wenhua lying down again all of a sudden, he snorted thunderily, and couldn't help but be choked, "Damn, I was talking in my sleep!" Thunder Blade burped, looked at the third cousin with drunken eyes, and smirked: "Third cousin, do you want to drink with me?" ”
"Why, you don't dare?" The third cousin asked defiantly.
"Dare, how dare not! The third cousin wants to drink with me, even if he is drunk to death, he must sacrifice his life to accompany the gentleman. Thunderblade said with a smile.
The third cousin snorted coldly and said impatiently: "Don't talk nonsense, let's go!" ”
Thunder Blade and his third cousin each carried a wine jar, raised their heads and poured it into their mouths.
The spicy liquor does not make any stay in the mouth, it pours directly down the throat and flows into the stomach, and the burning feeling is like a flame in the stomach, spicy and hot, so uncomfortable.
But a tree lives a skin, and a man lives a breath!
The third cousin felt that his stomach was turning upside down, but he forcibly refused to let himself vomit, in order to drink the thunder blade and lie down.
However, the Thunder Blade, who was about to pour just now, was getting more and more energetic at this time, and felt that the wine jar he was holding was not filled with wine, but with sobering medicine.
"Vomit ......" The third cousin finally couldn't help but spit out the wine in his mouth along with the contents of his stomach.
"Third child, you're fine, are you?" The eldest cousin hurriedly stepped forward to support the third cousin and pressed him on the chair.
After the third cousin vomited, he fell into a deep sleep, and he couldn't hear the eldest cousin's question at all.
The eldest cousin let the third cousin lie on the table to rest, and he picked up a broom to clean up the dirt, and then came back and wanted to persuade everyone not to drink, but he didn't expect the second cousin to drink with Thunder Blade.
"Smack!" Thunderblade slammed the jar on the table, then wiped the corners of his mouth.
The second cousin suddenly said happily: "Can't drink it?" It doesn't matter, as long as you throw in the towel, we won't force you to keep drinking. ”
Lei Blade smiled slightly, shook his head and said, "Second ...... Second cousin, you ...... You're mistaken, I don't ...... It's not drinking...... Can't drink...... Yes, yes...... Is this jar not ...... Out of alcohol. ”
"Out of alcohol?" The eldest cousin was shocked when he heard Thunder Blade's words.
You must know that this wine jar contains more than two catties of wine!
Seeing the two of them staring at him with big eyes, Thunder Blade couldn't help but pick up the wine jar, then reversed the direction, put the mouth of the bottle to the ground, and shook vigorously, and water droplets dripped down from the wine jar from time to time.
The eldest cousin couldn't believe it even if he didn't believe it at this time, and he couldn't help but widen his eyes and look at the thunder blade incredulously, as if he had seen an alien.
The second cousin's face turned pale, and then he did the same thing as the third cousin with a "vomit", and vomited all the wine and drinks in his stomach.
That's not all, the eldest cousin, the third uncle, and Shen Wenhua smelled the unpleasant smell, and they didn't hold back for a while, and then vomited, the whole scene was simply messy, and the stench suddenly came to the face, as if stepping into a garbage dump.
Lei Blade could ignore the others, but Shen Wenhua couldn't ignore it, he had to endure the unpleasant smell, walked to Shen Wenhua's side, beat his back, and then held up a bowl of vegetable soup for him to rinse his mouth, Shen Wenhua's face gradually returned to normal.
"Dad, you're fine, are you?" Thunderblade asked.
Unexpectedly, Shen Wenhua raised his head, and the first thing he asked was: "Xiao Lei, you weren't poured down by them, right?" ”
Thunder Blade suddenly couldn't laugh or cry, hesitated for a moment, nodded and said, "Dad, I overthrew them." ”
"Okay, good ......" Shen Wenhua ignored his embarrassed appearance, immediately clapped his hands and shouted, and finally excitedly called out the revolutionary song.
Lei Blade really had no choice but to help Shen Wenhua out.
The table outside had just finished eating, and when he saw Lei Jian helping Shen Wenhua out, he immediately turned his gaze.
Su Mu got up from the chair, walked to Lei Blade's side and asked, "Xiao Lei, your dad is fine, right?" ”
"Drink a little too much, but it shouldn't be a big deal to take a break." Lei Jian saw that Su Mu's expression was not good, and he didn't dare to say much.
"Humph! This third child joined his son to pour our Wenhua's wine, and I will settle accounts with her! Su Mu raised her eyebrows, and as she spoke, she was about to rush in to find Shen Lao Sanxing to ask for the guilt.
Lei Jian hurriedly grabbed Su Mu, rubbed his nose and smiled bitterly: "Mom, don't go!" ”
"Why am I not going? He bullied Lao Shen like this every time, like words? "Mother Su is angry, she has to settle accounts with Shen Laosan, and she doesn't even care about the drunk Shen Wenhua.
However, at this moment, a scream came from inside the hall.
Su Mu hurriedly followed, only to see that the house was in a mess, Shen Laosan, father and son all drank and fell on the table, and the ground was the filth they vomited, seeing that Su Mu frowned, and quickly turned her face away.
"Xiao Lei, what's going on with them?" Su Mu asked curiously.
Lei Jian glanced at Su Mu embarrassedly, and said lightly: "The third uncle asked the three cousins to drink with me, but they drank too much. As for Dad and Third Uncle, they are completely drinking by themselves, and they have to fight to the death! ”
"......" Su Mu looked at the three unconscious, and then looked back at the thunder blade who could still stand and talk, and was really speechless in her heart, how much wine did Xiao Lei have to drink to overwhelm the three of them at once?
"Xiao Lei, you drank a lot just now?" Su Mu asked at Lei Jian while supporting Shen Wenhua.
Thunder Blade smiled stupidly: "I didn't count, but the three cousins should all have a pound of alcohol, and if you want to drink them down, you must have to have at least three catties, right?" ”
"Three pounds? Are you a wine jar? Su Biyu couldn't help but scream when she heard it.
Thunder Blade smiled innocently, not daring to talk.
As soon as she heard that Lei Blade drank three catties, Su Mu was also startled, and hurriedly said to Thunder Blade: "Xiao Lei, it's enough for your father to have me and Xiaoyu take care of you, you have drunk so much wine, hurry up and follow Biluo to rest!" By the way, Shen Ning, you can help your sister help your brother-in-law, don't let him fall. ”
"Mom, I'm fine!" Although Lei Jian said this, after drinking so much wine, his head was still dizzy, and when he saw that Shen Wenhua was taken care of, he did not shirk, and was supported by Su Biluo and Shen Ning, and walked towards the guest room.
However, as soon as Lei Blade walked to the door, before he stepped out of the door, Shen Wenhua, who was lying down, immediately sat up from the bed and shouted at Thunder Blade with a grin: "Little Lei! ”
Lei Jian hurriedly stopped, scratching his head and looking at Shen Wenhua.
Shen Wenhua smiled hesitantly: "Xiao Lei, you drank all the three sons of the third child, now see what he dares to say in the future!" ”
"Dad, in fact, the third uncle ......" Lei Jian was about to explain, but when he saw Shen Wenhua lying down again all of a sudden, he snorted thunderily, and couldn't help but be choked, "Damn, I was talking in my sleep!" Thunder Blade burped, looked at the third cousin with drunken eyes, and smirked: "Third cousin, do you want to drink with me?" ”
"Why, you don't dare?" The third cousin asked defiantly.
"Dare, how dare not! The third cousin wants to drink with me, even if he is drunk to death, he must sacrifice his life to accompany the gentleman. Thunderblade said with a smile.
The third cousin snorted coldly and said impatiently: "Don't talk nonsense, let's go!" ”
Thunder Blade and his third cousin each carried a wine jar, raised their heads and poured it into their mouths.
The spicy liquor does not make any stay in the mouth, it pours directly down the throat and flows into the stomach, and the burning feeling is like a flame in the stomach, spicy and hot, so uncomfortable.
But a tree lives a skin, and a man lives a breath!
The third cousin felt that his stomach was turning upside down, but he forcibly refused to let himself vomit, in order to drink the thunder blade and lie down.
However, the Thunder Blade, who was about to pour just now, was getting more and more energetic at this time, and felt that the wine jar he was holding was not filled with wine, but with sobering medicine.
"Vomit ......" The third cousin finally couldn't help but spit out the wine in his mouth along with the contents of his stomach.
"Third child, you're fine, are you?" The eldest cousin hurriedly stepped forward to support the third cousin and pressed him on the chair.
After the third cousin vomited, he fell into a deep sleep, and he couldn't hear the eldest cousin's question at all.
The eldest cousin let the third cousin lie on the table to rest, and he picked up a broom to clean up the dirt, and then came back and wanted to persuade everyone not to drink, but he didn't expect the second cousin to drink with Thunder Blade.
"Smack!" Thunderblade slammed the jar on the table, then wiped the corners of his mouth.
The second cousin suddenly said happily: "Can't drink it?" It doesn't matter, as long as you throw in the towel, we won't force you to keep drinking. ”
Lei Blade smiled slightly, shook his head and said, "Second ...... Second cousin, you ...... You're mistaken, I don't ...... It's not drinking...... Can't drink...... Yes, yes...... Is this jar not ...... Out of alcohol. ”
"Out of alcohol?" The eldest cousin was shocked when he heard Thunder Blade's words.
You must know that this wine jar contains more than two catties of wine!
Seeing the two of them staring at him with big eyes, Thunder Blade couldn't help but pick up the wine jar, then reversed the direction, put the mouth of the bottle to the ground, and shook vigorously, and water droplets dripped down from the wine jar from time to time.
The eldest cousin couldn't believe it even if he didn't believe it at this time, and he couldn't help but widen his eyes and look at the thunder blade incredulously, as if he had seen an alien.
The second cousin's face turned pale, and then he did the same thing as the third cousin with a "vomit", and vomited all the wine and drinks in his stomach.
That's not all, the eldest cousin, the third uncle, and Shen Wenhua smelled the unpleasant smell, and they didn't hold back for a while, and then vomited, the whole scene was simply messy, and the stench suddenly came to the face, as if stepping into a garbage dump.
Lei Blade could ignore the others, but Shen Wenhua couldn't ignore it, he had to endure the unpleasant smell, walked to Shen Wenhua's side, beat his back, and then held up a bowl of vegetable soup for him to rinse his mouth, Shen Wenhua's face gradually returned to normal.
"Dad, you're fine, are you?" Thunderblade asked.
Unexpectedly, Shen Wenhua raised his head, and the first thing he asked was: "Xiao Lei, you weren't poured down by them, right?" ”
Thunder Blade suddenly couldn't laugh or cry, hesitated for a moment, nodded and said, "Dad, I overthrew them." ”
"Okay, good ......" Shen Wenhua ignored his embarrassed appearance, immediately clapped his hands and shouted, and finally excitedly called out the revolutionary song.
Lei Blade really had no choice but to help Shen Wenhua out.
The table outside had just finished eating, and when he saw Lei Jian helping Shen Wenhua out, he immediately turned his gaze.
Su Mu got up from the chair, walked to Lei Blade's side and asked, "Xiao Lei, your dad is fine, right?" ”
"Drink a little too much, but it shouldn't be a big deal to take a break." Lei Jian saw that Su Mu's expression was not good, and he didn't dare to say much.
"Humph! This third child joined his son to pour our Wenhua's wine, and I will settle accounts with her! Su Mu raised her eyebrows, and as she spoke, she was about to rush in to find Shen Lao Sanxing to ask for the guilt.
Lei Jian hurriedly grabbed Su Mu, rubbed his nose and smiled bitterly: "Mom, don't go!" ”
"Why am I not going? He bullied Lao Shen like this every time, like words? "Mother Su is angry, she has to settle accounts with Shen Laosan, and she doesn't even care about the drunk Shen Wenhua.
However, at this moment, a scream came from inside the hall.
Su Mu hurriedly followed, only to see that the house was in a mess, Shen Laosan, father and son all drank and fell on the table, and the ground was the filth they vomited, seeing that Su Mu frowned, and quickly turned her face away.
"Xiao Lei, what's going on with them?" Su Mu asked curiously.
Lei Jian glanced at Su Mu embarrassedly, and said lightly: "The third uncle asked the three cousins to drink with me, but they drank too much. As for Dad and Third Uncle, they are completely drinking by themselves, and they have to fight to the death! ”
"......" Su Mu looked at the three unconscious, and then looked back at the thunder blade who could still stand and talk, and was really speechless in her heart, how much wine did Xiao Lei have to drink to overwhelm the three of them at once?
"Xiao Lei, you drank a lot just now?" Su Mu asked at Lei Jian while supporting Shen Wenhua.
Thunder Blade smiled stupidly: "I didn't count, but the three cousins should all have a pound of alcohol, and if you want to drink them down, you must have to have at least three catties, right?" ”
"Three pounds? Are you a wine jar? Su Biyu couldn't help but scream when she heard it.
Thunder Blade smiled innocently, not daring to talk.
As soon as she heard that Lei Blade drank three catties, Su Mu was also startled, and hurriedly said to Thunder Blade: "Xiao Lei, it's enough for your father to have me and Xiaoyu take care of you, you have drunk so much wine, hurry up and follow Biluo to rest!" By the way, Shen Ning, you can help your sister help your brother-in-law, don't let him fall. ”
"Mom, I'm fine!" Although Lei Jian said this, after drinking so much wine, his head was still dizzy, and when he saw that Shen Wenhua was taken care of, he did not shirk, and was supported by Su Biluo and Shen Ning, and walked towards the guest room.
However, as soon as Lei Blade walked to the door, before he stepped out of the door, Shen Wenhua, who was lying down, immediately sat up from the bed and shouted at Thunder Blade with a grin: "Little Lei! ”
Lei Jian hurriedly stopped, scratching his head and looking at Shen Wenhua.
Shen Wenhua smiled hesitantly: "Xiao Lei, you drank all the three sons of the third child, now see what he dares to say in the future!" ”
"Dad, in fact, the third uncle ......" Lei Jian was about to explain, but when he saw Shen Wenhua lying down again all of a sudden, he snorted thunderily, and couldn't help but be choked, "Damn, I was talking in my sleep!" ”