228 jokes

"What kind of expression do you have, the quality of your soldiers, how many times have I told you, as a real iron-blooded soldier, you must have a good attitude, you must always keep calm, you must be ......"

Shangguan Hong saw that someone was coming, and just as he was about to give an order, he saw the two guards under him, and his expression was suddenly very strange, he didn't have the quality of a soldier at all, and that expression seemed to be a little ...... Lewdness, yes, it is obscene, Shangguan Hong saw that obscene expression, and Qin Tian's figure immediately appeared in his mind.

The hatred of the past, coupled with the shock at the moment, Shangguan Hong broke out, and he didn't scold easily, especially Shangguan Hong, who was very kind to the people around him, suddenly broke out, and salivated at his two guards.

And the expressions of his two guards were even more weird, in the face of his reprimand, there was no normal reaction such as fear at all, but his expressions became more and more obscene, and there was even a feeling of holding back a smile.

Shangguan Hong reprimanded for five minutes in a row, and finally vented his unhappiness with Qin Tian in his heart in the past, after scolding people, Shangguan Hong felt that the whole body was so cool, compared to his wife, that, and then it was cool, it was just cool.

Group ...... Team Leader ......"

Seeing that Shangguan Hong finally stopped talking, the guard on the left said in a low voice, they are Shangguan Hong's personal guards, just like the little eunuch and the collection of the Imperial Forest Army next to the emperor, and now it is the position of secretary and bodyguard, usually helping Shangguan Hong to fight, send some documents or something, and be strong and pompous when they go out, so their relationship with Shangguan Hong is very close.

"If you have something to say, let it go."

Shangguan Hong looked at the big man, like a girl, and had an embarrassed expression on his face, and he had just vented his anger. There were signs of elevation again, and he decided that if the two of them didn't give him a good reason today, he would throw the two guards who had lost his face into the barracks and train them for another month, and retrain the masculinity of that body.

"You...... Yours...... Under...... Below...... Wet...... Wet. ”

The guard, resisting the urge to laugh wildly, his face was flushed, and the muscles on his face twitched one by one, proving that he endured it very hard.

"Below me? Wet? ”

Shangguan Hong lowered his head in confusion. When I saw that he was about to faint, I strangled it, it was really wet, and it was such a sensitive position between my legs, my kidneys, my innocence, no wonder they laughed so obscenely.

I'm still standing here, and Baba reprimanded them for five minutes, and they see all the jokes.

Shangguan Hong thought about it with a serious expression on his face. is reprimanding this person, majestic, but between his legs, it is wet. One of them dangled under the noses of the two of them, as if something was there, and this situation was matched with his serious expression, how to look at it and think like a clown in the circus. was full of joy, and Shangguan Hong had a sense of embarrassment.

God, it's a shame this time. Let me die......

Group ...... Leader...... You...... You come to us...... What's the matter...... Thing. ”

The other guard looked at Shangguan Hong's face red and black, and the speed of the change of face was faster than that of a woman, so he twisted it hard at the root of his thigh, and he grinned in pain, and then he held back the daxiao voice that was about to rush to his throat, but this time, his face became more and more weird.

"You...... You two bastards, now, immediately, immediately, go and call Chen Gong for me, and ......"

When he said this, Shangguan Hong's face suddenly changed, becoming gloomy, and he said to the two guards in a tone without a trace of human feelings.

"Also, what happened today, you'd better rot me in the stomach, or else, hmph, I'll give you an unforgettable training ......"

Shangguan Hong's gloomy voice, like a gust of wind blowing through their hearts, made the two guards tremble for a while, and they couldn't help but tremble.

"Yes...... Be! ”

"Don't roll !! yet"

"Yes!"

The two guards looked at each other and immediately fled, but Shangguan Hong could clearly hear the intermittent and suppressed laughter outside, which made Shangguan Hong's face even darker.

That's right, I'm going to remedy it.

At this time, Shangguan Hong thought of remedy, only to see the muscles of Shangguan Hong's whole body squirm, and he slammed up the fairly loose clothes, and suddenly changed from a delicate scholar to a devil muscular man, and then his body shook violently, and the muscles vibrated at high speed, causing the clothes to also vibrate, and soon the wet stain between his legs disappeared.

Seeing that the "evidence of the crime" was finally destroyed, Shangguan Hong returned to his usual appearance, and finally let out a heavy breath, the expression was the same as being constipated for several days, and finally came out, very relaxed, very relieved, very comfortable......

Bell, bell, bell.

After a while, there was a knock on the door.

"Come in."

Shangguan Hong sat on his office chair for a long time, regained his previous calm, and could no longer see a trace of the embarrassed look just now, and after getting permission, Chen Gong pushed the door in.

"Lao Hong, what are you looking for me?"

As soon as he entered the Chen Palace, he asked Shangguan Hong strangely, this time period is usually Shangguan Hong's working time, he should be very busy, right, what did he call himself to do? He remembered that he hadn't seen Shangguan Hong in this time period for a long time.

"Lao Chen, you are here, sit down first, you take a look at this information."

Shangguan Hong looked at Chen Gong and smiled slightly, let him sit down first, and then handed over the information with a trace of water, seeing the trace of water on the information, Shangguan Hong's old face blushed slightly, but it disappeared immediately.

"Facts? What kind of information, what kind of situation can you just make up your own mind, why did you call me over? ”

Chen Gong took the information casually and looked at Shangguan Hong puzzled, although there are regulations in the Dragon Group, if the team leader has anything to pay attention to, or if there is any major matter, he must discuss it with the elders of the Dragon Group, originally this regulation was to restrict the rights of the leader of the Dragon Group, and also to highlight the status of the Supreme Elder of the Dragon Group.

But when it comes to their term, this rule is the same as not, they were partners when they were young, and the friendship established between life and death was deep, and they were very relieved of Shangguan Hong, so they threw the highest decision-making power to Shangguan Hong, and they were at ease there.

Where there are people, there are disputes, there are disputes over profits and rights, and the dragon group is no exception, in order to prevent the power of the dragon group leader from being too large, or to compete for some profits for the row that belongs to them, or to appease those nuclear weapons-level elders, so the dragon group has this kind of provision, but Shangguan Hong's current dragon team leader is known as the most powerful one in the history of the dragon group, the most relaxed one.

Because those Supreme Elders didn't care about things at all, they threw all those rights that others were jealous of, as if they were throwing garbage, to Shangguan Hong.

Although Guan Hong can take the idea of all things, he is not given in vain, he knows that he must be tactful in doing things, and he can't let them grasp the handle, some major things still have to be called by them to pretend, and some things, whether you do it or not, are completely different.

It's just that he only calls Chen Gong alone every time, a gun idiot, a gun idiot, you call him to a meeting, in his eyes, it's a complete waste of time, disturbing him to study guns, so gun idiots answer very simply every time, using his gun to express his attitude.

Luo Gang, ahem, not to mention, do you think his muscular head would be interested in this kind of thing?

So every time he hears the news that he is going to have a meeting, Luo Gang pretends to be sick, even if he is strong enough to kill a tiger with one punch, he is cheeky, opens his eyes and talks nonsense, saying as if he is about to hang up, if you want to ask him for a doctor, or invite him in the third place, he will glare, put his sleeves all the way, and prepare to practice with you.

So they came and went, every time they had a meeting, no one dared to invite the two gods, and they all selectively forgot about the gun idiot and Luo Gang, and only got the temper haode Chen Gong and pretended to be.

"The situation is different this time, this is the latest news that Qin Tian just sent, you can take a look first."

"Oh? Qin Tian, that kid just sent it? Can't find those rats, so they ask us for help? ”

Hearing that this was the news sent by Qin Tian, Chen Gong was a little interested, picked up the information, and at the same time showed a gloating expression on his lips like Shangguan Hong's expression when he heard the news.

"Ahem...... You...... See for yourself......"

Shangguan Hong heard Chen Gong's words, his expression was unnatural for a while, he just thought so, but the truth was like an invisible slap, slapping him in the face, slapping the left and the right.

"Hehe, that's okay, it's okay to be idle, look at Qin Tian's kid's jokes, and relax your mood is also haode."

Chen Gong didn't notice Shangguan Hong's expression, but with a smiling expression, he looked at the information, ready to see Qin Tian's joke.

Shangguan Hong looked at Chen Gong with a strange expression, looking forward to his performance later, in fact, the purpose of his calling Chen Gong was to discuss with him, in addition to pretending, he also had the idea of looking at Chen Gong's jokes.

Everyone is a brother, I was shocked by this news, resulting in such a gaffe, and I was seen as a joke, do you still want to run? This kind of good thing must be shared with the brothers.

The psychology of people is so strange, if you are unlucky alone, you will be unhappy, but if there are other people who are unlucky with you, you will give birth to a, haha, I am not unlucky, and he is with me. In this way, your mood will be much more comfortable, which is the so-called bad root of human nature. (To be continued......)