There are three major bullies in Chang'an, the Tsing Yi Guard Division for more than one year, the prime minister's son Lu Undefeated, and the little prince has a supper. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info But there are three in this, two of them are veritable bullies, and one of them has a lot of moisture, that is, the little prince's supper.

The little prince is ranked fifth, among the old emperor's many sons, he is the youngest, because the others younger than him are dead, don't mention the palace fight and the like for the time being, just say that this little prince, fifteen or sixteen years old, innocent and cute, looks white and handsome, has a little baby fat on his face, is very cute.

Mixed up with Yu Nian Lu Undefeated all day long, he said that he also wanted to become a bully in Chang'an, this kid is innocent, so Yu Nian and Lu Undefeated jointly opened their voices to threaten, and the little prince will also be one of the bullies in the future. The common people know this little prince, and they like it in their hearts, but it's a pity that these two bastards have been doing it for more than a year. Now that Yu Ye and Lu Ye have spoken, the common people can only follow suit and call the little prince to be a bully.

A few days ago, the Lantern Festival, the palace held a royal banquet, although the little prince heard that Yu Nian returned, but he couldn't come out, this time he finally waited for his imperial uncles to go out, and he also came out to wander, with a small eunuch, named Xiaobao, surrounded by a big inner guard, with a black face, the name is often unrememberable, so the little prince often calls him blackface.

After playing Deyun Lou for more than a year, I met the little prince on the corner street, and saw an uncle selling steamed buns asking the little prince if he wanted to have a bun and give it away for free, which shows how much the people like this naïve little prince. But the little prince was depressed, he was obviously here to eat the overlord's meal. He walked up to the owner of the bun shop and said, "Come on two buns, I... This king doesn't give money! You hand it over! ”

But the boss smiled kindly: "Hey, come to the little prince, here are ten, and more are sent."

The little prince was depressed in his heart, how could these people not seem to be afraid of themselves, they saw Yu Nian with their eyes, and immediately rejoiced, and they didn't take the bun, they jumped and ran towards Yu Nian, and threw themselves into Yu Nian's arms: "Ahhhh Brother Xiaoyu, you're back! I miss you! ”

Yu Nian moved this sticky little prince away, touched his head and smiled: "Tsk, how many times have you said it, claiming that you can't use 'me'!" Use 'this king'! You know? Next time, I don't remember to start! ”

When the little prince heard the word "head", he hurriedly hid and covered his head and looked at Yu Nian with resentment: "This king is so stupid, he was beaten by you!"

He said that he was stupid and this little prince, Yu Nian smiled with satisfaction, walked over and removed his hand and then gave a chestnut to the little prince's head, and then said with a really satisfied smile: "Well, it feels so good." Oops, don't cry, bullies don't cry. ”

The little prince covered his head with tears in his eyes at night, pouted and bit his lower lip, trying to tell himself that he couldn't cry, bullies couldn't cry, and he had to learn to be patient! Seeing the appearance of the little prince, the eunuch Xiaobao next to him was distressed and scared, and wanted to help, but it was the Black Yama King in front of him. The black face didn't speak, don't look at him as a guard, but he didn't dare to say anything to Yu Nian, you must know that Yu Nian's relationship with today's saint is not ordinary.

Briefly said that Yu Nian led the little prince to talk while walking, the little prince was innocent, and after a while, he forgot about being beaten on the head just now, and walked around Yu Nian jumping up and down, and asked as he walked: "Brother Xiaoyu, this king found that they were not afraid of me, you see that they see you and run, but you can see this king's eyes as if the queen mother saw this king."

Yu Nianle was happy, and replied with a serious face: "Well, that's because you haven't learned the true meaning of crazy and cool dragging, I'll teach you."

When the naïve little prince heard Yu Nian say this, he didn't make him happy, and hurriedly asked: "Then hurry up and hand over to this king!"

Yu Nian looked back at the two slaves of the little prince, pointed at the two of them and said, "First of all, we have to lead Huang on the left and Qingcang on the right, and the evil slaves are by our side." Look at you, you don't even have a dog when you go out, and these two men are like evil slaves, you have to start changing from here. ”

The little prince was thoughtful: "Hmm... Brother Xiaoyu, don't you have an old yellow dog at home? I heard that if you bite someone, can you lend it to the king? ”

Yu Nian nodded: "Well, it also bit me last month, and then it was stewed by me."

Little Prince: "............ Uh, forget it, are there anything else? You have to teach this king to work hard! ”

Yu Nian bent down and held the little prince's hand tightly, looked at the little prince with a sincere face, and said in an extremely sincere voice: "Well, I will definitely try my best to teach you badly!" Make you a notorious bully! Come on! ”

Passers-by couldn't listen to it anymore, and the conversation with the two crazy people was like a nervous one, and what they said was all human talk... Poor and innocent little prince, it is really unfortunate for the family to meet such a virtuous Yu Nian, and I don't know what His Majesty thinks, but he can let the little prince and Yu Nian get together.

At this time, the little prince asked again: "Brother Xiaoyu, I... The kings... Hey, huh...... Where are we going now? ”

Yu Nian snapped his fingers, and after a snap, a man in black jumped down from the roof, knelt down on one knee in front of Yu Nian, and Yu Nian asked, "Where is Lu Buying's grandson now?"

The man in black said in a deep voice: "Room No. 1 on the second floor."

Yu Nian nodded: "Well, go and call a team of Tsing Yi guards to come over, this army division will sweep away the lawless yellow... Sex trading, supper, let's go to sweep pornography today. ”

After speaking, the man in black answered and disappeared into the crowd again, and the little prince who jumped up and down happily said happily: "Okay, yes, yes! Sweep away pornography! ”

To put it simply, a team of Tsing Yi guards were called by the black-clothed man to accompany Yu Nian and others to the gate there, and the mighty dozen people surrounded by the gate were inconspicuous, especially in the middle of the crowd there was a black Hades king in a black robe, and the people around him didn't dare to say a word.

Just waiting for the old mother to come out, it was very embarrassing, although it was not the first time that Yu Nian had done this, but he couldn't laugh when he was surrounded by a large group of people in his shop, no way, Yu Nian was so abnormal, so he had to walk up to him again and politely: "Yo, Lord Yu, what's wrong with this today?"

While talking, he stuffed silver into Yu Nian's arms, but seeing Yu Nian's righteous face, he grabbed the bribe hand of the old mother with his hand, and shouted angrily: "Am I that kind of person for Yu Nian?" A few pieces of silver want to buy me? At least one hundred taels! ”

Then he looked back at the little prince behind him, and changed his words: "Three hundred taels!"

When the old mother heard this, she breathed a sigh of relief, the problems that can be solved with silver are not problems, anyway, the owner here will be reimbursed, and she is not distressed by how much she will pay for more than this year, but she is distressed by the owner behind it. Hurriedly ordered someone to come over the money, Yu Nian took the silver and handed it to the people of Tsing Yi Wei to take it, and then secretly whispered a few words to the old mother, the old mother understood, and quickly got out of the way: "Lord Yu, please inside!"

The old mother gave way, Yu Nian took the little prince, followed by more than a dozen Tsing Yi guards and rushed inside, regardless of the prostitutes in the courtyard, walked directly to the second floor, Yu Nian, went straight to the Tianzi room and stopped, turned back and asked the little prince: "Hey, just now Xiao Hei said that it was the Tianzi room?"

The little prince lowered his head and counted his fingers, and then replied with some uncertainty: "Hmm... Tianzi No. 1 room, right? ”

Yu Nian nodded, and then kicked the door of Tianzi No. 2 open, and with a bang, the door was directly kicked and broken, Yu Nian held his own special weapon, like a knife and a sword, calling himself Tang Dao, holding the handle of the knife with both hands and pointing at the two pieces of white flesh on the bed and said: "You have been surrounded!" Hurry up and 'disarm' and surrender! I suspect that you have illegal sexual intercourse......... Ay? Hello Prime Minister, today's wind is really noisy. ”

When it came to speaking, it was generally discovered that the bloated body of a woman in a green building pressed on the bed was Lu Fang and Lu Chengxiang, that is, Lu Undefeated his father. was so disturbed by Yu Nian, Lu Fang's face turned green, a large group of people were visiting him, he was embarrassed, and he didn't dare to move, so he maintained a weird posture, and nodded at Yu Nian embarrassedly: "Ah...... Well, the hustle and bustle..."

The little prince has often swept away pornography over the years and for the rest of the year, and he has never seen any scenes, but this time he actually bumped into the prime minister, so he had to hold back his laughter and didn't dare to laugh. Lu Fang was already embarrassed enough, if there was a crack on the floor, he couldn't wait to get into it, what do you think, you are a high-ranking official with a face, go out to have some fun, and when he was exchanging martial arts with a girl, a group of people rushed in and said that he was sweeping pornography, but the guy in charge of sweeping pornography still knew him...

I don't know how to grow my face this year, the atmosphere of this situation is already cold, Yu Nian actually walked in, and looked at the two people on the bed with a strange eye, the old woman in the Qinglou blushed so much that she simply pretended to be asleep, and didn't dare to open her eyes when she closed her eyes. Yu Nian walked up to Lu Fanggen and pointed to Lu Fang's size: "Lord Lu, do you want to have some Jin Ge?" I'm here with me, look at my ........."

Lu Fang finally couldn't help it, his face was red, his temples collapsed, and he roared: "Get out!" Get the hell out of here! Don't let me see you again! ”

Yu Nian nodded: "Hey."

Then he picked up the door panel that he kicked and broke and exited to put it away, and then kicked open the Tianzi No. 1 room next door as if nothing had happened.

"You've been... Lu is undefeated, you stop! Hey, dare to jump out of the window! Plum head! Pursue! ”

Yu Nian just kicked the door and wanted to say something, Lu Buyi was crawling to the window with his chest exposed and wearing a pair of snow-white leggings, wanting to jump out of the window, Yu Nian roared like that, scared him, and fell directly from the second floor, I don't know what happened, Yu Nian commanded to a Tsing Yi behind him, the one called Li Tou nodded, and jumped to the window with people, one after another, not to lose Tsing Yi Wei, not to take the ordinary road ah This is.

Yu Nian and the little prince didn't go down, but picked up Lu Undefeated's clothes and began to search for things, good guy, Lu Undefeated only brought gold and not silver when he went out, rich and capricious, gold, jewelry... Good things are many. Yu Nian and the little prince poured out the things in the clothes together, and then Yu Nian turned back to the Qinglou woman on the bed and said: "Hey, hey, cover your white body, let the little prince see what kind of body he is, the little prince is a minor, and he can't look at these filthy bodies."

The woman covered it honestly, and she didn't dare to get up and flee, so the little prince was not convinced, and pouted: "This king is sixteen this year!" Adulthood! ”

Yu Nian sat on the ground and fiddled with Lu Undefeated's belongings, and snapped a chestnut on the head of the little prince sitting opposite: "My subordinate Lu Li is only an adult when he is twenty, and you are only sixteen, not counted."

The little prince covered his head and pouted, his eyes glistening with tears.

Yu Nian didn't pay attention to it, picked up the pile of gold and began to divide the spoils: "Come on, come on, half of us for supper, I'll divide it." You one, I one, I one, you one, I one, I one, you one......"

In a small alley in Chang'an, Lu Undefeated couldn't run, and seeing that Yu Nian didn't chase after him, he sat directly on the ground and rested, and yelled at Tsing Yiwei: "Yu Nian didn't chase him, right?"

Li Tou is also an understanding person, Lu Undefeated is only afraid that Yu Nian is not afraid of himself, and he is also acting on orders, and it is not easy to offend Lu Undefeated if Yu Nian does not come, so he nodded and replied: "Eh, I didn't come."

Lu Buyi leaned against the wall and gasped, and beckoned to Li Tou: "Come here, help me up, also, take off your clothes to me, I'll go back, this kid has been getting more and more ruthless in his mother's years, did he kick open my father's door just now?"

Li Tou led someone over, and asked Yi Qingyi to take off the strong suit and hand it to Lu Burui: "Hmm... Lord Yu is indeed a little excessive..."

Lu Undefeated took his clothes and put them on, scolding and limping away, it was really a crime to know such a play, fortunately he escaped quickly, otherwise he would definitely be taken to the prison by him again. Lu Undefeated does have a good relationship with Yu Nian, but the better the relationship, the more Yu Nian likes to fix him.