"It's easy to do, look at me." Tang Ye immediately stepped forward, and at this time, the man was pushing the cleaner aunt with his hand, and suddenly pushed her to her back and fell, and when she was about to fall to the ground, Tang Ye reached out and grabbed the aunt's arm and helped her up.

The man saw that Tang Ye was majestic and mighty, and his temper softened suddenly. Tang Ye asked Auntie and said, "It's okay, Auntie." ”

"Ah, it's all right, thank you, lad."

"You're welcome, hey, you guy, you're too rude to your aunt, I want you to apologize to him now." Tang Ye looked at him with a sneer and said. The man's face changed suddenly, and he was much gentler. After all, Tang Ye had broad shoulders, a high nose bridge, and a broad forehead, and there was a tone of an indisobedient order in his words, which made him immediately ashamed of himself.

But this man's wife is not very easy to talk to. After wiping the child's buttocks, he scolded: "Which onion are you fucking onion, why do you apologize, you don't care about the world, no matter how shit and fart people, damn, the emperor doesn't care about this, but you are so domineering." Who do you think you are, you are more powerful than the emperor, is there any royal law here? The shrew was very unreasonable, with sharp teeth and sharp mouth, so angry that Tang Ye just wanted to cut off her three-inch incorruptible tongue on the spot.

"Well, I'm going to your kitchen right now and pull a bunch of on your bed, and I'm sure you'll agree, right?" Tang Ye asked with a smile. There were more and more onlookers, and they all accused this shameless couple, but Tang Ye couldn't use violence, after all, this is just a subway, and it is not suitable for ordinary people.

The woman scolded again: "What's the matter with you, are we pulling your house, is this your house, or your territory?" "You're right, the country is home, I'm in this country, it's not my home, what is it?" Tang Ye said with a smile.

The man saw that Tang Ye was not rude, but he was no longer afraid, but stepped forward and said, "Don't be nosy, otherwise, I'll let you taste the feeling of panda eyes." ”

"Oh? Yes, my favorite animal is the panda, and I also like to see others pretend to be pandas to me, I see that you have a round head and a fat body, which is very similar to the physique of a panda. ”

Everyone immediately laughed, and the man was so shy that he immediately struck first, striking at Tang Ye's left temple with a big swing fist with his right hand. Tang Ye had already taken precautions, his body didn't move, he shook his hand, and with a bang, it hit the man's eyes, the man staggered back a few steps, his feet were unstable, and suddenly a mouth gnawed on the ground, but he was impartial, his mouth was gnawing on his child's shit, and he immediately screamed and wanted to spit it out.

The whole audience laughed, and at this time, several security officers came, ready to take the man away, and found that he had a defecated face, and they didn't want to approach. At this time, the subway arrived, Tang Ye walked into the subway with Dong Qiaoqiao in his arms, waved his hand and said, "Bye, giant panda." When they looked again, the man's eyes were dark.

The two sat down, Dong Qiaoqiao smiled and said, "You are really good at doing things, it's so exciting, I think you are doing a very beautiful job, I really want to kiss you." When he said the last sentence, Dong Qiaoqiao's voice was weak and a little embarrassed.

"Then come on, you want to show affection, what are you doing with such a twist, this is a good thing, come." Tang Ye immediately leaned his face over, but Dong Qiaoqiao still didn't dare to kiss him. Because there were a lot of people around, looking at the two of them. Tang Ye said loudly: "Hurry up, hurry up." ”

Dong Qiaoqiao chuckled, and was about to kiss it, Tang Yezao turned his head and said, "Forget it, it's better for me to take the initiative to kiss you." As he spoke, he put his hands on her head and kissed her on the mouth. Dong Qiaoqiao was still a little embarrassed, and closed her eyes happily. Sitting opposite was a pair of foreigners, one white and one black, and the two took pictures with their cameras, cracking their mouths to show their snow-white teeth.

After kissing for a while, Tang Ye opened his mouth and said, "Wow, it's so cool." Dong Qiaoqiao chuckled and hit him in the chest with a small fist.

Tang Ye smiled and said: "Don't worry, no one will say anything about you, on the contrary, they will admire us very much." ”

At this moment, a beautiful woman behind her, with a porphyry, let out a fart, and the voice was very loud. Originally, she was talking loudly to the sisters next to her, and when she said the most passionate, the audience immediately calmed down.

The scene was very embarrassing, and the woman also collapsed her face, her eyes looked at the ground, and she didn't dare to speak again. They are all in embarrassment, and they don't know how to break through this embarrassing situation.

Tang Ye smiled and said: "I'm sorry everyone, I kissed my girlfriend just now, and I held my breath for too long, so I couldn't help but come here to freshen the air and prevent the lack of oxygen in the carriage and cause a lack of oxygen." ”

There was another burst of laughter in the audience, and the blushing woman with glasses immediately laughed too, but she was embarrassed and lowered her head. Dong Qiaoqiao whispered in his ear: "You are quite good at doing good deeds." ”

"Of course, if it's you, I'll take it for you, woman, I'm always too embarrassed, hehehehe." Tang Ye deliberately split his mouth and made an expression of a pervert. "you, ignore you." Dong Qiaoqiao turned his head and soon arrived at the terminal station, the farting woman and Tang Ye walked out of the station together, Tang Ye and the two walked five or six miles, and came to the lake in the suburbs, only to see a few words, writing: "Tang Gong Zhai." "The room is made with an ancient room pattern and has a retro taste.

Many high-end cars were parked in front of the door, and the two entered directly. As soon as they entered the door, several six girls in colorful clothes wearing Tang costumes bowed to Tang Ye and the others, and shouted softly: "Hello, adults." ”

Tang Ye was flattered and said with a smile: "This adult, does he mean He Shen, or does he refer to Gao Lishi?" Dong Qiaoqiao slapped him and said: "This is the flavor of the Tang Dynasty, and all the etiquette and facilities are set up according to the decorations of the Tang Dynasty." ”

"Oh, so that's the case, I don't know if I can enjoy the services of three palaces and six courtyards and three thousand beauties in this, I heard that Emperor Li Longji of Tang Ming has more than 40,000 little wives, if so, it's no wonder if I don't do my best." Tang Ye said softly.

"You, I'll beat you." Dong Qiaoqiao came over with a continuous fist, Tang Ye took her in his arms and said with a smile: "Just kidding, why are you so serious." ”

"You can make any other jokes, but this kind of joke must not be made indiscriminately." She pouted angrily. Tang Ye nodded, and said continuously: "Okay, good, OK." ”

The two entered the main hall and were led by two girls to a room. He brought out a thin sheet and placed it in front of them. Tang Ye couldn't help but sigh when he saw the carved beams and paintings in the interior, the ancient windows and the ancient ground: "I believe that rich people must like to come here." ”

"Why?" Dong Qiaoqiao asked with a smile.

"Because there are so many beautiful women here."

"Again, the dog spits out of its ivory. We are here to play and eat, and we are not allowed to talk about beautiful women. “

"You are a beauty, if you don't talk about beauty, you just don't let me talk about you, how can this be done." Tang Ye said with a smile. Dong Qiaoqiao shook his head, picked up the thin paper and took a look: "Roast sheep in West Lake, bathing in Huaqing Pond, hunting in Lishan, Qin Nu breaking the formation dance, and what palace Yan, double cultivation banquet, imperial dance, and so on." She couldn't help but sigh and said, "Wow, it seems that our ancestors are very good at enjoying it, so many fun and delicious things." ”

"Of course, these people are rich and powerful, and when they are full and have nothing to do, they will watch and take off their clothes, and when they are tired, they will continue to eat, and they will continue to watch after eating." Tang Ye said with a smile.

"you, waiter, the two of us are going to eat West Lake roast lamb, and then see what the royal edge dance is."

"Yes, miss." Tang Ye immediately stopped and said: "Alas, wait, I don't want it, I want to take a bath in Huaqing Pool, it's cold now, it should be good to soak in the hot springs." Tang Ye said with a smile.

"I don't want it, I don't want it, I just want the West Lake roast mutton."

"Finally, let's finish eating the mutton and then go to the dance, okay?" Tang Ye hugged Dong Qiaoqiao and asked, girls are more willful, as long as they are coaxed, they will generally compromise, Tang Ye knows this very well.

Dong Qiaoqiao shook her head and reluctantly agreed. The two were led to a green grass by the lake, surrounded by green trees, apparently remodeled. The water of the lake is very clear, and although it is winter, the vegetation is still flourishing. An antique steamship appeared in front of me, divided into two floors, but it looked like a city tower.

The two of them got on the boat, followed by eight dancing girls, and four eunuch-looking people, eunuch dancers, and dancers waited beside the two. There is a stove in the room, tables and chairs on all sides, and a roasted whole lamb on top of a steel stand. There is a fragrant smoke, which makes people feel very delicious at first glance.

The two of them were cutting and eating, Tang Ye looked at the dancing girl next to him very beautifully, and couldn't help but take a few more looks, but Dong Qiaoqiao didn't want to do it now, she didn't want Tang Ye to stare at this girl. Then he cried out, "Go down, and don't be here." The eight girls immediately bowed and retreated.

Tang Ye smiled and asked, "You drove them away because you were afraid that they would hinder our intimacy." ”

"Whoever makes out with you, but someone is watching me, I can't eat it."

"Here, let me kiss it." As he spoke, he was going to kiss her. Dong Qiaoqiao stuffed a piece of mutton leg meat that had just been cut into Tang Ye's mouth and said, "Eat mutton." ”

"You are my lamb, I will eat the sheep, I will eat the sheep." Tang Ye hugged Dong Qiaoqiao's face and kissed it. At this time, eight dancing girls walked in, some holding the pipa, some playing the erhu, and some holding the organ, wearing the gorgeous costumes of the Tang Dynasty, exposing their thighs, bare half of their breasts, kicking their legs, and even their white buttocks were exposed.

Tang Ye's eyes were stunned for a moment, Dong Qiaoqiao looked at it, and immediately said loudly: "What are you doing, stop, stop, don't look, stop." The dancing girls immediately stopped, after all, the guest is God. Go down, go down. ”

A waitress said, "But when they come, they have to pay." "What, I'm afraid that I won't be able to do it if I don't have any money, and I'll pay for it, but this kind of dance, don't perform it anymore, disgusting or not?"

"If a man is not sexy, it means that it is not normal, I am lustful, you should be happy, after all, I only have you in my heart." Tang Ye said with a smile. Dong Qiaoqiao was angry, glaring and ignoring Tang Ye. Tang Ye smiled and said: "I'm full, let's go to Huaqing Pond, I want to know how Emperor Tang Ming and Yang Guifei soaked in Huaqing Pond back then." If there had been a video camera recording it at that time, it would have sold for a lot of money now. ”

"I know you don't have good words." Dong Qiaoqiao muttered.

"I mean really, you see, this Tang Xuanzong is sixty-two years old and married twenty-seven-year-old Yang Yuhuan. What do you think, old husband and young wife, how wonderful it would be to make a movie. Tang Ye said with a smile. Don't disgust me, I'm going to throw up. ”

"Spit on, let's go." Tang Ye took her hand and walked out of the boat. He called out to a few eunuchs who were rocking the boat and said, "Hey, waiter, we are going to Huaqing Pool to soak in the hot springs." ”