Chapter 232: A Collection of Jokes

"Yes, Qingxuan, you are the smartest. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE。 info" Bingyu held 66 (Jin Liulu) in his left hand and 80 books in his right hand, and his excited expression was overflowing, "66 can probably sell for 100,000 taels, and this 80 book can sell for more than 100,000 yuan, and together it is more than 200,000 yuan, wow, we have made a fortune this time." ”

"It's nothing, you haven't done the Four Gates, if you do that, tsk, you know, that's what makes a fortune. Real fortune! Qing Xuan pursed his lips, recalling the previous scene when he cooperated with others to do the four doors, that was called a cool.

"Did you know that there are (1) fruits in the reward for making four doors, and if you are lucky, some of them can get two or three fruits at a time, do you know how much it is?"

Note (1): i.e. colored fruit. A high-grade dye that can dye clothing, and clothes that have been dyed with it will look brightly colored and have a soft and smooth texture.

Of course, Bingyu knows that the value of a fruit is 1 million in the new area, even in the old area, the price of the fruit is not lower than 800,000, and dyeing a colorful dress, there are no 10 fruits that can't get down, that is 10 million! What is the concept of 10 million? Let's put it this way, according to the ratio of fantasy coins and RMB, it is 100,000:1, that is, 10 million fantasy coins are equivalent to 100 yuan in RMB. That's the money for 10 point cards!

This is a dress that the poor cannot afford to wear, and only those local tyrants are willing to exchange large sums of money for fruits, and then dye themselves.

"It's so good to do four doors, then you can take me to do it one day." Bing Yu begged.

"Okay, but I've done it once, and the reward will be halved if I do it again. You are the first time and your reward should be 100 percent. When the time comes, we'll open a few trumpets, and then we'll pick up the boxes after the killing. ”

"Well, that's it."

Qing Xuan raised his head, seeing that those people were gone after they came out, it was estimated that they were all busy with their own affairs, and it seemed that they would have to reorganize the people after the next copy.

It's noon now, and he'll have to go back to eat and sleep for an hour at most, and he'll have to take over at four o'clock.

"I'm tired from killing dungeons for so long, why don't we go to leveling, I still have a lot of double time this week, and it's a waste if I don't burn it." Qing Xuan stretched his waist, and the lack of sleep made him feel a little tired.

Bing Yu came back from the cafeteria, and then stared at the computer screen while holding the lunch box, burning two of her skills, because what Dragon Palace is best at is seconds. She is now three seconds, if she adds a few more Dragon Palace or Putuo, then her team is basically a full-second team, and the full-second team is simply invincible!

Bingyu formed a team, took Qingxuan with her, and then went to the palace gate to add three team members, two of whom were Putuo and one daughter.

This time, they went to the phoenix's nest, which is the place where there is a big frozen bird in front of the door. That was also the most beautiful place that Qing Xuan brought to Bing Yu when she first met her. The bird was still frozen in the huge block of iceβ€”in a posture that had not moved for 10,000 years, its mouth open, as if it wanted to say something.

Perhaps, at the moment when it froze, it was reasoning with the wizard, but before it could finish speaking, it was frozen, and this freezing was tens of thousands of years.

When Bing Yu and Qing Xuan passed by this bird, they also took a special look at it. If the bird had been conscious, it would have been able to recognize them, because, almost in this world, it is the two of them who pay the most attention to it.

Hey, it's a pity, it's not alive.

Ice Jade thought as she bypassed it and entered the phoenix's nest.

Fengchao she used to be, that time she and Tangtang came here to "take pictures", one of them lit a demon incense, and then came in grandiosely, this look, that look, the beautiful scenery here simply stunned them.

There are countless exotic flowers and plants growing here, and the paths are winding through them, flanked by blue hyacinths, and many vines and plants that hang from the bottom of the trail - there is no bottom in sight! The trees here are so tall that the tops are jutting into the sky, but the roots are exposed.

The leaves of all the trees are red, and when viewed from afar, they seem to be wisps of red smoke drifting by.

Being here is like being in a painting.

They were mesmerized by the scenery and took screenshots in various poses: in a daze, in a cute place, in anger, in attack, in dancing...... At the same time, he also posted all kinds of emojis: those who held two big red flowers to cheer, stuck out their tongues, their eyes were blurred into a line, and they were forbidden to shake their heads with their noses......

Later, they uploaded these screenshots to their QQ album, and took them out to enjoy and appreciate when they had nothing to do, and sometimes, they also commented on each other.

Practicing in such an environment is a pleasant mood. What's even better is that they are the only ones here, and no one is fighting with them.

Bing Yu opened the wind gust and began to take everyone to farm monsters.

Except for Qingxuan here, everyone else knows seconds, and if everyone is second, they can finish the monster in one round. The system stipulates that if one round of brushing is completed, it will take 4 minutes before the next round can be brushed. Therefore, in order to maximize everyone's experience, Bing Yu asked the three newly added people to have two seconds, one to rest, and the one who rested after a while started to work, and the other person rested. This will ensure that the battle ends in two turns, and it will also save everyone (2) blue.

Note (2): Blue, which represents mana, requires magic to maintain the spike, if there is no magic, you can't use these spike spells.

Since the monsters here aren't very aggressive (only for their level or above, of course), it's easy to kill. And because of the double, everyone can get eight, nine, or even tens of thousands of experience in each round, which is very important for those who need to save experience to upgrade.

But because the combat effectiveness of the two sides is not comparable, therefore, leveling has become the most boring thing, in order to adjust this dull atmosphere, Bing Yu is ready to tell Qing Xuan a few jokes.

Of course, she didn't want to show too much affection with Qing Xuan in front of the other three, because, on occasions when showing affection and scoring points, sometimes showing affection would attract the disgust of others. She has always liked to keep a low profile, and even in games, she adheres to this principle.

"I'll tell you a joke, would you like to hear it?" She chatted with him privately.

"Well, let's see, I'm so stuffy that I'm going to fall asleep." Qing Xuan said.

"This is the story of a parrot," Bingyu began, "there was a water collector who went to collect water bills from the household's house on this day, and she knocked on the door a few times and asked, 'Is anyone home?' Then I heard someone inside asking, 'Who is it?' When he heard that he was asking me about the water bill, he hurriedly replied, 'I am the one who collects the water bill.' She thought someone would come and open the door in a moment. But after waiting for a long time, no one came out, and there was no movement inside. The water collector thought it was strange and started knocking on the door again, and then he asked 'who?' The man replied. Then there was no movement again. Repeated several times, the water bill was suddenly poured to the ground unconscious. In the evening, the owner of the house came back and looked, oh my God, how could there be a man lying at the door of his house, and he hurriedly shouted and screamed and shook, and finally woke the man up. The master asked, 'Who are you, and why are you lying at my door?' The man breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Didn't I tell you, I collect water bills, but you just don't open the door, which makes me ......angry" The master was stunned, and then laughed and said, "I'm sorry, there is no one in our house during the day, only a parrot ......."

"Haha, this water bill collector is really unlucky." Qing Xuan said with a smile, and the other three people glanced at him curiously when they heard what he said, but because they were not familiar, they didn't speak.

A bunch of broken bamboo leaves flew over, and the phoenixes fell to the ground, and Bing Yu continued, "You've heard the story of the tortoise and rabbit race," Qing Xuan nodded, "I'll tell you an upgraded version of the tortoise and rabbit race, I'm sure you haven't heard of it." Bing Yu deliberately hung Qing Xuan's appetite.

"There's an upgraded version of the Tortoise and Hare Race? I haven't really heard of this. Qing Xuan frowned, "Come on." ”

"Well, you listen. Didn't the tortoise win the tortoise race last time, the rabbit was very unconvinced, and decided to race with it again, and this time the rabbit made up his mind that he would not sleep. Soon it was the day of the race, and the tortoise and the hare came to the previous hillside, and then the referee fired a gunshot, and the little white rabbit ran forward as fast as he could. This time the little white rabbit performed very well, did not play halfway, and did not doze off, but ran and ran, ran for a long time and did not see the end, the little white rabbit was very puzzled, and when it understood that it was too late, the turtle had already stood at the end to accept people's applause. And guess what? ”

"I don't know."

"The little white rabbit ran backwards."

"Oops! Oh my God, this brainless rabbit. ”

"This is upgraded version 1," Ice Jade waved his hand and threw a tornado, and the three phoenixes were hit, and they shook their wings and let out a mournful roar. Immediately after that, the daughter threw out 4 darts from behind, three phoenixes fell to the ground, and the other was bleeding.

"You mean there's an upgraded version 2?" Qingxuan asked curiously.

"Yes, here's Upgrade 2. The rabbit refused to admit defeat and made another appointment with the tortoise for a match. On this day, the tortoise and the hare arrived at the race site on time, and as soon as the referee's gun rang out, the hare looked at the direction and ran towards the finish line. The turtle was not in a hurry, and when the rabbit was about to run to the end, he drove the sports car and stepped on the accelerator, brushed, and reached the end. The hare saw that it was almost finished, and the tortoise had not yet caught up, so he looked back to see where the tortoise had gone. But there was no shadow of the tortoise, and the rabbit was very happy this time, and thought to himself, this time I finally won you. But when he ran to the finish line, the turtle was already standing at the end of the line waiting for him. The rabbit was anxious and asked, I didn't see you just now, when did you run in front of me? The turtle said, "Look, I'm still faster than you because I have high technology." ”

"It seems that the rabbit can't outrun the tortoise." As soon as Qing Xuan finished speaking, he looked up and looked at the few people next to him, but grabbed the baby in turn. It turned out that there was a level 0 baby in the monster I met this time, and they patronized and told jokes, but they didn't see it!

"Look, baby!" Qing Xuan pointed at the phoenix baby with his finger, just waiting for the 2 Putuo and the daughter to catch it, he had a chance to catch it.

2 Putuo were caught, but they were not caught. When it was the daughter's turn to catch it, the daughter stepped forward and reached out and grabbed the baby's wings, and the baby followed her.