Lin Ruyan looked Chen Hao up and down, thin arms and legs, and then turned his head to look at the young man, with a tiger's back and a strong body, and couldn't help but ask suspiciously: "Look at your waist, no one else has thick thighs, can you do it?" No, I'll come, and promise to beat him so that he can't take care of himself. ”

"Oh, my aunt, you can't just look at the figure, Sun Wukong can beat the fat-headed and big-eared Zhu Bajie to roll on the ground, kneel on the ground and beg for mercy, can't I?" Chen Hao secretly smacked his tongue, whoever marries this violent dinosaur in the future must be unlucky.

"You, can you compare with Sun Wukong? You are the Monkey King, then I am Guanyin Bodhisattva, Ha Luha. Lin Ruyan said with a smile.

As soon as Chen Hao heard this, he stumbled and almost fell to the ground, thinking: "My aunt, haven't you read an article on the Internet called "Guanyin and Sun Wukong's Secret Love"? The two of them are a natural pair, and they can't say this, because they will be beaten into pigs' heads by this dinosaur. ”

"Ahem," Chen Hao hurriedly changed the topic and said: "With my strength, I can kick this guy to the moon with one kick, but we are civilized people, we have to do civilized things, you wait to see a good show." ”

Chen Hao had already communicated with Qianqian and thought of a way to deal with the young man.

"Bragging." Lin Ruyan glanced at Chen Hao, and her curiosity was aroused, and she also wanted to see what Chen Hao would do?

Chen Hao summoned a robot soldier. Usually used to scout for enemies, the robot is the size of a mosquito, has three pairs of wings, and has super-fast speed and a highly sensitive camera.

The robot quietly flew next to the young man's buttocks, and the young man didn't notice it at all, and even if others saw it, they thought it was a mosquito.

Chen Hao ordered the robot to aim at the position of his sciatic nerve and slammed into it.

"Wow~~~" The young man shouted in pain, jumped up like a rocket, rubbed his ass vigorously, and hurriedly turned his head to look at the chair as soon as he landed.

The passengers were startled by the young man's cry and couldn't help frowning, but no one dared to say anything.

Chen Hao had already commanded the robot to hide behind the chair, and the chair was empty.

Lin Ruyan looked at Chen Hao with a puzzled expression, Chen Hao showed a mysterious smile at her, and blinked.

The young man stared at the chair for a long time, but found nothing, and with a strange expression, he sat back in his seat. When the young man sat firmly, Chen Hao commanded the robot to crash into it again.

"Wow~~~" the young man shouted, jumped up again, and rubbed his ass again.

When the passengers around saw the young man's antics movements, they all laughed, and the young man clenched his fists so loudly that he "gurgled", his eyes showed a fierce light, and he swept around viciously, and suddenly everyone restrained the smile on their faces, and they were silent one by one.

Only Chen Hao and Lin Ruyan were not afraid at all, looking at the young man with a smile.

The young man looked back at the chair again, it was spotless, there was indeed nothing, and the young man felt uneasy and touched back and forth on the chair with his hand for a long time, making sure that there were no nails or anything like that, and then carefully put the little half of his butt next to the edge of the chair.

The young man's face was serious, beads of sweat the size of beans burst out of his head, dripping down, and there was silence in the carriage, and almost everyone held their breath.

Little by little, the young man slowly moved his buttocks inward, and when he was completely firm, he did not dare to relax in the slightest, and his whole body was tense, as if he was a monkey drinking water by the river, ready to guard against the sudden attack of crocodiles in the river.

Chen Hao was secretly amused, standing aside and watching quietly.

The young man twisted his buttocks, finally confirmed that the chair was safe, and breathed a sigh of relief, his tense body relaxed, and the person also relaxed and leaned back on the chair, stretching his legs forward, looking comfortable.

Chen Hao commanded the robot to attack for the third time, and the young man screamed and jumped out of his seat, but he was unsteady on his feet because of severe pain, and fell to his knees in the carriage with a weak foot.

The people around him couldn't laugh anymore, they were already stunned, such a strange thing happened in broad daylight, and everyone wondered if they had seen a ghost in their hearts.

The young man grinned and got up, and no longer dared to sit in this seat, limping and walking far away.

The people around scattered in a hurry, and the passengers in the seats next to them also scattered, and there was a strange scene in the subway carriage: almost all the passengers were crowded in a small corner, leaving only a large area of empty seats and open space, leaving only Chen Hao and Lin Ruyan still standing in place.

Lin Ruyan was also stunned by this strange scene, and she quietly asked Chen Hao: "How did you do it?" ”

Chen Hao whispered softly in Lin Ruyan's ear: "I am a magician, with magical powers. With a twist of thought, he retracted the robot into the summoning space.

The gentle wind, accompanied by the breath of a man, blew ambiguously through Lin Ruyan's white ears, and the warm breath sprayed on her neck, making Lin Ruyan tickle, and an indescribable feeling rose from the bottom of her heart and slowly spread.

Her heart was like a fawn, her face was red and her ears were hot, and she was a little confused.

Chen Hao didn't pay attention to the change in Lin Ruyan's expression, turned his head to the young woman holding the child and said, "Eldest sister, there is a seat, you can sit down." ”

The young woman said in a loud voice, "No, no. She wanted to retreat, but she was squeezed by the people behind her, and her face turned white in a hurry.

Chen Hao shook his head helplessly, sat on his own ass, and said, "Look, this chair is no problem at all, that guy is scaring you with a trick." Then he stood up and sat down a few times.

However, the young woman said that she would not sit down for anything, and Chen Hao said helplessly to Lin Ruyan: "Do you also think that it is haunted in broad daylight?" ”

I originally wanted to teach the young man a lesson, but I didn't expect to make such a big move, and this time it was out of control.

Lin Ruyan thought for a while and said, "I don't believe that there are ghosts in the world, but I can't give a scientific explanation for what happened just now. ”

"Actually, there are really ghosts in the world, don't you believe it?" Chen Hao deliberately pretended to have a frightening expression.

Lin Ruyan smiled and said, "I didn't believe it when I was killed, but now I believe it, and I can see with my own eyes that you are the evil ghost." ”

"Ghosts also have a sense of justice, and when they see wicked people, they will punish them, and when they see beautiful women, they will protect them. If you don't believe it, sit down and try it. Chen Hao also smiled.

"Really?" Lin Ruyan sat down generously, Chen Hao smiled, and also sat down on the side, and the two chatted happily again.

The young man standing far away stared at Chen Hao fiercely, a kind of hatred glinted in his eyes, Chen Hao's smile was so hateful in his eyes, if his eyes could kill, Chen Hao would have been unloaded into ninety-nine eighty-one.

He decided that Chen Hao was playing tricks on all of this, although there was no evidence.

Chen Hao glanced at him, not caring about his vicious gaze.